well well well, look what we have here /b/, a little motherfucker

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for now he's watching some bird porn, he will wait patiently... (yes, it's 2017 and i'm assuming a gender of a bird now fuck off)

>>738348758
No. Dubs decide. I go first: cum on it

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>>738348949
op here, ok fag, dubs decides, trips decide an edgy thing and quads a super-edgy dishuman trascendental thing.

>>738348758
cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu_sJqbwglQ

>>738348758
Burn it

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>>738349088
FUCK /B/ TELL ME SOMETHING OR THIS LITTLE PIECE OR SHIT WILL SPREAD EBOLA ON MY ROOM FOR FUCK SAKE. thanks for understanding.

cum on it pls

>set it free

>>738348758
Put it back outside

>fire

>>738349496
stop being a monster and let it go.
you fucking eggroll

>>738348758
microwave it alive

take it to the animal shelter

Release it back to the wild

>>738349677
i got this /b/tards and im waiting

>>738349677
WINRAR

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oh btw /b/ now the bird is watching nature; in this pic you can see a pool and the place he's staying, there's water and crackers. for now. remember, dubs decides what bird do, trips an edgy thing, quads a subhuman edgy thing. thx keep me and my litle friendo entertained

>>738348758
insert in anus

>>738349766
reroll

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>>738349677
there were rules on this thread motherfucker

>>738349496
Tongue-kiss it. Then take it to the nearest church and try to convince the priest to marry you two lovers. Also, we need photgraphic evidence.

>>738349743
build him a tinfoil hat

Take it to an animal hospital

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pour hot oil on the bastard

>>738349884
this

>>738349858
roll

Cuddle it.

>>738348758
take it to the vet

>>738349766

rolling

Keep it safe

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>>738349766
good dubs, reroll if you want trips.
>>738349677
good dubs you too, reroll if you want trips.

fuck this is a bad situation indeed, but i have to deliver, im not a faggot.

Stamp it to death and upload it for us to watch.

fuck a nigger

Take it to a vet. say you found it. they won't charge you.

>>738348758
Raise it with love and care till it's healed up and strong enough to live life.

Just let it free in to the wild you virgin

>>738349962
roll

Stick your penis inside of the cunt.

>>738349997
Trips has spoken

Let it be free take it to the vet

Cut it open and put it on youtube.

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>>738349997
DUDE
S T O P

>>738348758
Nurse it back to health with love and warmth. Establish a connection with it. Become friends. Great it the way any boid wants to be treated. Make it love life. Make it happy. Let it fly free once it's healed. Then stomp it into the floor with steel toe boots and rub it into the floor with each forceful stomp until you feel adrenaline and alphaness take over your body temporarily. Then post results. Whenever that may be.

Also bird's name is Bootz

Take care of him until he can fly...

>>738350022
Winrar!!!!!

Torture THE LITTLE COCKSUCKER!!

>>738348758
finger in it's ass

>>738349962

name it gay

>>738349988
Higher dubs than the previous. Overrides this >>738349677

>>738350111
winrar?

>>738350111
by that I mean make it taste your cum

>>738350111
oooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>738350111
You fag someone got trips before you and it was to take it to the vet go dig your grave

Put a metal pole through him.

cum on it

k

>>738350022
Dubs OP..... now deliver faggot

>>738349677
this

take to vet fag, break a niggers leg instead

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pluck its feathers and shit on it

>>738350111
Do this now faggot!!

>>738350185
fuck off summerfag, learn what trips and dubs are, lurk 1 year before posting

>>738348758
Eat it with a bowl of icecream

>>738350111
aw shit nigga

>>738350248
roadrunner

>>738349700
Let's pretend we didn't see this

>>738350111
OP is a pussy and soft as hell, he wont deliver on that.

>>738348758
Put it under your keyboard and put as much pressure as your neet body allows you to produce, then take a photo and post here

>>738350022
He got dubs!!!! Do this op!!!!!

>>738349997
>>738350111
that fucker has a better idea than torturing it stfu

>>738348758
Finger it with your pinky. Pic proof is only valid if pinky is inside birdo

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>>738350111
with what?
>>738350022
that's what im doing. for now.
>>738349997
anon you bastard if you quad'd this shit i would have destroyed you metaphisichally

also, im high as fuck and i will go to dinner shortly, if thread closes i'll put up another one

>>738350111
I wanna c dis happen.

lick it, video prof

>>738348758
Suck it's beak

Microwave it on high for 5 minutes.

>>738349700
Winrar

>>738348758
Rip one wing off and microwave it on tin foil

give it to al gore

>>738350429
>>738350429

Torture it by stomping on it until he dies.

Put your penis on its head.

Stick your dick in it

>>738350429
fk ur dinner nigga

>>738348758
Snap it's stupid proportion leg the other way

Insert penis

>>738350429
Take the little fucker to dinner with you, then. And feed it worms there.

>>738350111
Do this.

BUT MAKE SURE IT SUFFERS by opening it up slowly.

>>738349997
this

Keep him safe until able to fend for itself

>>738350429
>with what
KEYBOARD

>>738350022
deliver

>>738348885
Drown it in lime juice

>>738350111
Please do this op thx.

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>>738349677
Reroll

>>738350111
Deliver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

look up the number for a local wildlife rehabilitator and bring him in there.

just give it to the vet

>>738348758
put it back outside

Keep birdo until he's an adult safe and loved

>>738348758
OP IS A GIANT FAGGOT

OP, do what is morally good and take it to wildlife services

protect it until it's safe for him to go back

take it dinner with you sit it in a chair and order food for it then chew the food and spit it in its mouth

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>>738350597
>>738350746
>>738350111

i choos what i had near me atm that is scissor and an empty glass of beer, i did this now what.. im only doing what you guys will say but you are too fucking much ffs

Do the right thing op, birdo is inoccent ..... Keep birdo safe

>>738351006
roll

>>738351032
record and post on youtube
other anons save it and later tune to webm

>>738351168
turn*

>>738351032
Keep birdo safe and delete this thread op

Pls just let birdo be you loser

>>738351032
To say I'm crying is an understatement holy fuck

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protect bird
this is his dad

Kill it record it and post it, be an hero op.

>>738351032
Put one scissor claw inside of bird and leave it there

>>738348758
EXECUTE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

at least post a vid op>>738351032
>>738351032
>>738351032
>>738351032

The bird did nothing wrong..... Just give the bird to a vet plz

Kill it and post it :D dont be a pussy.

put it out of pain and kill it, easy as that.

>>738351053
This

>>738351388
Deliver on dis thx

Pour a flammable liquid on it and light the birdie up, make sure to film

Anyone else ever catch themself being pulled into the primitive, almost instinctual state of mind where you're like "FUCM IT IN THE EYE THEN PEE ON IT AS IT BLEEDS OUT" then you realize how dark this place is and how we all need help on a seriously level? Not even satirical or sarcastic but professional, white privilege help.

Only me?

K

evil prevailed in this thread

>>738351444
WINRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take it to the vet

>>738351461
Underage b&

>>738351444
OP U PUSSSSSSSSYYYYY FUCKING KILL ITTT DON@T BE A PUSSSY

>>738351494
Vet: kill it faggot

Give the bird to a vet dude wtf?!?!

>>738351536
Kek

Stomp it in a video