g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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>>738336626
Because my life is very enjoyable. How about you

>>738336626
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

>>738336626
Good point, OP.

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>>738336734
Because I bought a 1080 for $400

>>738336626
I'm pretty close to rock bottom, I'd love to but I couldn't do it to my family.

>>738336626
waiting for the rope i ordered to come

jokes on you I'll kill myself soon

Good morning. And because, despite my sadness and stress i know that objectively things are going pretty well for me even if only the people around me can see it.

>>738336626
Today might be the day, OP, today might be the day

Masturbation keeps me alive, also depression seems to be more fun than a quick death. Way more feels.

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>>738336734
thats good to know.
>>738336775
g'morn catholic bro.
>>738337558
cool. what games u going to get.
>>738337592
hope ur life improves.
gluck.
>>738337716
dont.
>>738337721
good outlook.
>>738337778
nah, stick around.
see u tommorrow.
>>738337865
well glad you are enjoying those two.

>>738338147
Morning OP. How's life?

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because i still haven't decided if i want to

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>>738338383
regular.
just woke up, caffeine hasn't kicked in yet. need to walk the dog and start doing things on my to-do list.
u?
>>738338458
decide to stick around.
nice webm.

>>738338147
Thanks, but id say these two are unhealthy. I need a sense of humor. Ive recently began dating this girl i like, but shes in an open relationship. So i cant be mad when she goes off to others. the feeling of jealousy and pain feel good, but this situation is so confusing, im unsure of what i should do. Sex is... damn amazing. And the conversations are intellectual, but it the end, this is isnt real.

>>738338568
Going pretty well. Family friend is over, we're doing stuff together later today. One of my boys is being a little overly friendly with her daughter, and she's being really nice back. It's adorable.

>>738336626
Looking forward to some sweet shit I have planned

>>738338568
nice webm, moar of those tits?

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>>738338743
just enjoy it while it's there.
and since it's open u are free to pursue others too.
u may find something better.
>>738338946
lol, don't cockblock ur son.
>>738339061
what is some of that sweet shit ?
>>738339240
nah no moar.

>>738339618
Well he can't do anything sexual but the parents love talking about it. It's cute.

>>738339618
>>738339061
Going camping in Maine, and later learning how to mountain climb in the Cascades

>>738339989
He's 12, my oldest. She's 10. And no, I'll have none of that.

>>738336626
Kill yourself fucking fag

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>>738340125
first kiss?
>>738340203
thanks for the feedback.

>>738340256
Maybe. Depends on how much they like one another.

Cutie 3.1415926 14 year old girl wants to fuck me. Im 23 and prefer not to go to prison so I said no thanks. But it was nice to feel wanted.

Because life is mediocre but I still have an ounce of faith that it will get better.

Also I love my family too much.

Also I just had the best dream about being back in college and chilling in my dorm room with this cute Russian chick I know. Hung out, played body's, cuddled, she was showing me how to write and speak some Russian. It was like, a dream that lasted two or three days, and was awesome until I came back to my dorm room empty because I was living in... I guess temporary apartments or something? Like you rent them out daily but they empty them on the weekends or something, so all my shit was gone and I was trying to talk to the people at the front desk like wtf.

>>738340436
Played vidya*. Wtf autocorrect.

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>>738340353
good job avoiding pedo-bear status.
>>738340436
good attitude.

>>738340592
Thanks! I told her maybe someday, but she'd have to turn the legal age of consent which is 16 here

>>738340256
Now that I think about it, that would be really cute. I hope they do.

>>738336626
Because I still hear music in my head.

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>>738341239
2 years, then you can take here sweet cherry w/o going to jail. not bad. but don't even think about it now.
>>738341280
i hope so too.

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>>738341377
nice dubs.
what song is playing?

cause I gotta get that money my nigga

>>738341508
I'm not sure. I haven't written it yet.

>>738340353
girls like these are fucking insane, does she post screenshots from lolita on social media constantly? i know two girls like this

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>>738341527
get it then!
>>738341562
what kind of melody is it?

>>738341392
Other than those two, I have a soccer game for my 3rd youngest and my 4th youngest has private cello lessons. That and Sunday Mass is all that's on my plate today.

>>738341613
No, we've only hung out irl

>>738341706
Sauce?

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>>738341755
plus those dubs.
yeah i'm certain with 7 kids ur schedule is always filled.
>>738342445
none

>>738342777
It's not always busy, typically we're not doing too much. Sunday is regularly just one of the busiest days of the week.

>>738342777
Nice trips

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>>738342777
wow my trips.
>>738343156
ikr.
>>738343136
catholic mass on sunday too?

There was time when I had rope ready. I tested the strength of the rope that it could withstand my weight even with short drop and sudden stop. I tested the knot, I had that rope oiled up well so that it slided smoothly. I had the place ready - secluded, beautiful place where I could find some peace of mind every time I went there. It was a place where I used to go with my wife and kid. That was before divorce. I knew beautiful birch tree there with very sturdy branch on suitable height. I had that all ready though out. Of course I had good people on my life but to be honest at that point I did not give a fuck about them. I was so alone in my pain, missing my son like hell and hurt by all the lies she had told me over the years. My exwife was blackmailing me, threatening to take away custody of our son, she also said that she would make sure she would get all my money through child support payments... I knew my life would be a living hell until my son would be adult. 13 long years to suffer without hope. So I decided to do it. There was this music festival on my town. I had promised to give a ride to few friends to there and back. My plan was to shut off my phone after I dropped them to their homes, drive to home, write few letters of apology (to my mother, best friend and to my son), then take the rope, drive to that secluded place and make that final jump. So. There I was, listening half assedly one of these heavy metal bands, feeling shitty and going through my wallet. I wanted to empty it before going to end my life so there would be nothing else than my driver's license for identification purposes.

(cont...)

>>738343290
Mass is always on Sunday.

I'm not sure...3 months ago, my wife kicked me out because of my alcoholism.I was forced to move back home(few states away). A month and a half ago, I landed the best paying job I've ever had(after over a year of unemployment). Every woman I've had, has cheated on me(including my wife). Why am i undesirable? I don't know. I can't ever seem to do anything right. I have never held a job for more than 3 years(and that one was seasonal). And now the signs are starting to show up at this job. I love the work, but i don't like the people. no one respects me. I haven't reconnected with any of my friends back here at home because i realized the only thing we ever had in common was smoking weed, which i quit 4 years ago when i moved to be with my wife. We see how that went.


Maybe I'll just get drunk enough again to not think about these things.

Yeah, that's how i'll do it.

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>>738343331
do u always go.
>>738343376
g'luck man, hope things turn around.
>>738343314
listening...

Woke up to bj didn't bother opening my eyes until she finished. She was in the zone

>>738343715
Yep, every week.

>>738336626
This again.

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>>738343743
today too?
>>738343731
that sounds amazing.
>>738343783
siempre

(...cont)
Then I found two tickets from my wallet - season tickets - to a local sightseeing place where I used to go with my son. I looked on those tickets and just could not hold it anymore. I started crying, thinking about my son... Who would take him there, who would stand by him? What would it feel like to live on with that burden that my act would smash upon his shoulders? I felt even shittier than before because what I was about to do. I knew I could not do it. Not for him. I felt that my only hope, my only salvation, my only mean for exit was closed before my eyes. I knew that I had to push through somehow. Suck it up, carry that pain.

My wife never took custody. She's still trying to do it but I don't give up. My kid will be old enough soon to make decisions on his own, few years and he's adult. Sure, my ex got me on financial problems which got even deeper because depression. I'm still struggling financially but I keep on pushing forward. So yeah. It's been painful years. But there has been good things as well. I have found out much about myself, got very good in few things, got plenty of pussy, done few kids more, found woman I love deeply and so on... If I would have killed myself that day I would have done a shitty thing to few people, especially few of my closest friends. Also I would not have felt that happiness I have found, even in these hardships I have had faced... I've much tougher motherfucker/mothermaker than I used to be and it feels good.

And yeah, that's why I won't kill myself.

>>738343715
What a disappointing ending. wa wa...

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>>738343934
glad it all worked out.
sorry your ex-wife raped ur wallet.
glad u still got your son.
hope this gif happens to ur ex.

>>738343828
Well, every Sunday.

>>738343290
They couldn't scrounge up a third guy?

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>>738336626
>>738336734
same here

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>>738344114
so today?
>>738344227
he was sick.
>>738344323
glad.

>>738344511
Yes

>>738336626
Same to you all
I feel like it's every sunday morning while I'm at work that I see these threads.
I don't mind.
I've got a key to the weight room at my local highschool, so I'm going to go workout.

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>>738344650
does the priest have a good sermon theme every sunday?
>>738344810
have a good lifting session anon.

>>738344092
LOL, not very likely :D She's more than little frigid and not so experimental. I think her sexlife will be pretty boring... I knew it is because she'd tried to get dick from me few times after our divorce, even cheat her husband with me :D Some women just are not good...

>>738344924
It's based on whatever Bible readings there are for that week, but he's always got something interesting to say.

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>>738345213
what was today's sermon about ?
>>738344936
how was the post divorce pussy?

>>738345329
Haven't gone to mass yet.

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>>738345370
oh cool. well i hope it's an interesting sermon.

Looking forward to going back to uni, I fucking love my housemates, they're some of the best and coolest guys I know.

Also invited a tinder person to lunch and they agreed. First one in the year or two I've had it that seems willing to hold a proper conversation and has a compatible personality. Of course, I'm not going to really invest myself until I'm absolutely sure it's worth it, I've made that mistake before. But it is a nice thing to look forward to, bit of a confidence booster too

Also, I did some acid a few times a while ago and I've noticed a new appreciation for a lot of things. I listen to music differently, and I can see the beauty in everyday things, like clouds or rain, or even just by seeing how much life there is everywhere. it's nice.

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>>738336626
HRT is helping, I feel like I'd miss out on some new experience if I was gone, even if life is shit

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>>738343934
that was a nice read, thank you for posting anon

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>>738345628
glad u like ur housemates
g'luck on tinder date.
glad u had a good acid trip.
>>738345700
nice dubs.
What's HRT ?

>>738345601
Thanks. Even if it's not, the sermon isn't that long. If I'm bored I won't be for long.

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>>738345863
i agree.
>>738345888
woah, trips of ocho.
means the sermon will be godlike.

>>738345995
In the past 3 days I've gotten 3 dubs and 2 trips. *whistles*

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>>738345871
Thanks
Hormone replacement therapy, trans meds, because I'm trans. Also severe Anxiety/depression etc.

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>>738346071
ur blessed.
>>738346096
F->M or vice versa?
what made u wanna change?

>>738346451
I think one look at my life confirms that.

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>>738346522
agreed.
and more dubs.

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>>738346451
MtF
Never felt like a guy, never acted like a guy, puberty made me depressed, strict parents that would've forced me to get a truck licence and work for them or join the army or something along the lines of that.

First time getting my hormone levels checked and naturally my testosterone was at the lowest it can be, and my estrogen levels were fairly high, so it all kinda made sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pic: related (before begining HRT)

>>738346755
Wow. Again.

>>738343934
>>738343934
Thank you

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I can be a burden to my family and make their lives miserable

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>>738346936
g'luck.
what are u most looking forwrd to, when u become a girl?
to beign impaled by cock with your new pussy ?

Last week of the school semester. Banged my girlfriend last night. Life is okay right now.

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Because I plan on going to every house party my senior year so I can hookup and lose my v card

>>738336626
Still early, no promises. Might end up stubbing my toe or something and have to be put down.

>>738347289
wow, who's she?

>>738347289
Sex isn't everything for me, its something to look forward to in the future I guess though

Really not that sure, passing 100% percent of the time and not having the fear of being outed in public would be nice

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cuz my big penis brings fleeting happiness

>>738346755
Is this from goldfinger?

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>>738347408
My plan is to fuck this slut

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>>738347408
gluck.
>>738347485
be careful walking.
>>738347576
>Really not that sure, passing 100% percent of the time and not having the fear of being outed in public would be nice
makes sense.
>>738347619
that's good.
>>738347638
i wish u luck.

Because I gained 153 or so followers on Twitch in one night and am getting closer to getting affiliated, you cuck.

>>738347289
Who is this?
I have seen a few with her, but no one ever shares any sauce.

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>>738347834
awesome.
i wish you continued growth.
~sincerely, the cuck~

>>738348034
Thank you. Pretty soon, I will have parties like that with bad bitches in bathtubs when I get that Twitch money.

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>>738348165

FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
JEW FAGGOT PORN MEANT TO FUCK 4CHAN OVER

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>>738344227
point of this setup is that you can imagine youre the 3rd guy

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>>738348215
Sorry, that was one of my boipussy webms

Did not sleep well. Slept for like 8 hours, but I woke up halfway through. It was a very weird dream. I can greentext it if you guys want, I just need some help with figuring it out.

>>738336626
Life may be terrible, but I don't want to put my family through that.

>>738348391
post it again

>>738348391
I only want to see boipussy if it's getting slammed by another sexy trap.

>>738348473
>>738348391
same fag

>>738338147
Sauce?

>>738336626
>>738338147
>>738341392
>>738343290
sauce

>>738336626
is this your call in life?

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>>738348473
>>738348528
>>738348535

>>738348535
probably not

half of /b is faggots
lol and the other half is just overcompensating

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>>738348535
k

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Because I hope the guy driving will hit something whilst i'm not wearing a seatbelt. So I will be thrown through the windshield onto the pavement

I bumped my head on the edge of a van while unloading shit at 32 °C with the highest humidity ever recorded in the region.

I hope cerebral edema due to the concussion will kill me first. All of the benefits and no responsibility.

>>738338568
>>738338458
Really hate when duds jerk themselves off. The girls right there, let her do it.

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>>738348575
probably.
>>738348616
hope u don't die.

>>738348665
girls ruin everything

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I get to lose my virginity to my girlfriend of two months tonight and I will bust the fattest nut in the world..
Pic related

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>>738338743
She's made it clear that she's not wife material. Use her for sex practice as long as you can or until you meet a quality girl.

>>738348807
then you should stop. it's a terrible thread and it's up every fucking day. Might as well start a chat thread.

Myffy might be a little sad if I do. That's all that's keeping me here really

>>738348833
No. No you won't. As a guy who lost his virginity a couple months ago, you will either cum too soon or hardly at all due to stimulating yourself by masturbating too much

>>738336626
Good morning, anon!

Well, today I will not kill myself because I will numb my brain with this bag of weed that I have.

I caught it from the underaged, lesbian/tomboy drug dealer that runs my block. I think I'm going to play some League of Legends too.

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>>738348941
I don't beat my meat tho

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>>738348901
appreciate the feedback.
>>738348911
nice dubs.
don't make anyone sad.
>>738348833
dub-a-dubs.

cause i got a fucking big dick

Alcohol, weed, plants and trees

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>>738349261
u must be so proud.
congrats.
>>738349293
what kind of trees?

>>738336626
Sub-Zero comes out for Injustice 2 in 2 days.

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>>738349521
doesn't matter, everyone only plays deadshot and dr. fate anyways to spam projectiles.

>>738349682
I hate spammers. I for one am hyped for Sub-Zero.

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>>738349820
who u play?

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I live to suck on my little sister's dirty, used panties.

They're so delicious. Especially when their are skid marks.

>>738348391
Don't apologize to HIM

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>>738350719
a most unsual fetish, but alrighty then.
does ur sister know?

>>738336626
I would but I am a coward

>>738349956
Mainly Joker, Red Hood, and Dr. Fate, but I don't spam.

>>738350719
>>738342445
Searched everywhere. Apparently the girls are called:
Layla Rose Malena Morgan Shyla Jennings

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>>738351764
cool.
i have yet to see a high level Joker.
I bet it would be entertaining.
You compete? You going to EVO ?

>>738336626
Starting my new internship tomorrow, pumped as fuck, already got some money in the bank from mowing lawns, going to get drunk and high as fuck every friday the next 10 weeks.

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>>738352103
cool hope u enjoy your internship
don't get too drunk and high every weekend.
sounds counter productive.
at least balance it out with doing stuff your future self will be thankful for.