So I was hanging out with my gf and then dropped her off at her

kill it with a stick

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>>738314170
Did she leave her Facebook "logged" on?

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>>738314170

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>>738314793
Yeah she did, found this pic in a chat she had up
>>738315399
Dubs logged

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>>738314594

Logging on

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It's your throat or hers. Kill her with a bat and have andy's hot fucking log roll all to yourself

>>738316409
That's what i was worried about. I don't want her to slurp up all those hot fucking logs to herself. I'm driving back to her house now, got the bat in my trunk.

You are such a fucking faggot op, really, a massive cock loving faggot. Please do the have kids, u cunt

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>>738316843
grow up

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>>738316843
Mature, much?

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>>738316721
nice log-bro
If you ask me Andy's sopping fucking log is the most important thing. Useless shit like girlfriends, families and friends are just log-snatchers and should be beaten without mercy and thrown in the trash where they belong. Happy bashing, slugger!

>>738314170
This meme and anyone who finds it even remotely funny are total fucking autistic human garbage, BUT.. props for approaching it in a unique way, I almost chuckled. 7/10 attempt
3.5/10 overall

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>>738317756
A classic

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I'm fucking cumming

Op here, just killed my gf with a bat. Hopefully I can get those creamy logs to myself now.
Also, anyone know how to dispose of a body?

>>738314170
does this guy know he's a meme?

>>738319139
Just cut her stomach open, you will never guess what I found...

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>>738319230

This?

>>738319363
Correct, luckily I got them out before her stomach acids could break them down. Gonna slurp these bad boys up then message that account on her Facebook, maybe I can figure out how to get more

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>>738319533
Dubs checked. WINRAR

Here's your prize

what's this stuff about a girl and her log?

I've been away for a few months.

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>>738320663
The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.

What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.

It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.

>>738320831
Some of these girls are just downright crazy. While you just want the satisfaction of Andy’s warm log slidding down your fucking throat, many want something else. Many want… to start a life with the shit, or so to speak, meaning that their long-term goal in their endeavors is to suck a big one out of Andy Sixx’s asshole and use the log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby then when when they give birth to that retarded human shit baby, then want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until the retarded shit baby can’t take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over the inside of their mouths and then they want to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use the retarded shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with. And you thought you were fucked up.

After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.

>>738314170
no, marry her for a log happy life

>>738320952
In an uninterested voice, he will say:

“Hey, you’re not the catering service I called for,” in which you must speak the sacred words:

“To the Log within, I call to thee!”

And one of two things will happen from there:

Scenario 1:

Assuming Andy is a religious fanatic, he will go along with your call for his sweet warm log and receive you inside his chambers. From there, he will have you stand on an inverted pentagram drawn in blood on the floor and then get down on your knees with your mouth open. Then he will lower his pants and thrust his ass into your face where the pleasure is all your from that point onwards.

As you press your face between his ass crack, you get a feeling for his tremendous toushy that has been sitting down and doing nothing for most of his life massage your facial cheeks with his ass cheeks.You start at the top of his ass crack with your tongue and work your way down delicately feeling the texture of the shit that has been smeared down the crack from the last time he used the bathroom and wiped a wet, runny shit upwards. Your tongue will continue down the channel of your desire and reach the sacred chocolate starfish containing the delicious brown log from within.

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>>738319139
Nice, good for you log-bro! I'm planning on whacking mine next wee. It's her birthdayso I want it to be extra special. Any tips?

>>738321410
You introduce yourself by delicately licking the lining of his asshole, carefully mapping every impression of his anus in your mind using nothing but your tongue and your unbroken will for what is contained inside. You lick it around a few times before slowly and luxuriously inserting your tongue into his anus to meet the log of shit that has been created by the Colon of Nativity which has created a hearty log for you to feast upon using nothing but the digested curry and chipotle andy wolfed down a few hours prior to your arrival. As Andy Sixx feels your tongue entering his asshole, he gives out a sigh indicating both pleasure and lust from his end… literally. He likes you inside him for a change.

Slowly, gently, with tender love and care, you assure the log that everything is alright and that you have been the one selected from the bloody battle earlier to receive it and its might sliding down your throat, with its corn chunks massaging the inside of your esophagus. After a while of tongue wresting with his butt-snake, the log of shit finally gains your trust and is ready to be transfered from the asshole of Andy Sixx into your mouth. You lick your lips to ensure a secure seal around his asshole before locking your lips with his anus and start sucking. Andy, assisting you because he didn’t eat enough fiber for that day, is feeling a little constipated but is also pushing as you suck.

>>738321475
You feel the very tip of the log enter your mouth, and as more and more slack begins to enter your body, you notice the girth is too big, causing andy’s anus to stretch with your lips with it. At the end of the whole ordeal, you will have looked like you have just completed the kylie jenner lip challenge. In fact, all of those kids that uploaded the videos of them with the bruised and swollen lips… not all of them stuck their mouths in a glass jar and sucked… some of them had their lips stretched naturally by the bending will of Andy Sixx’s asshole, but we’re getting off point. The girth of andy sixx’s warm log is so big that is stretches his asshole and your lips with it and as your lips remain stretched, you can feel the warmth from the log give off heat into your mouth along with the hinted scent of a dirty bomb eaten for lunch.

With a little more sucking, the tip of the log crowns from andy’s ass and goes into your mouth, but you are still faced with the tremendous girth that is too big to fit between your teeth, so they scrape some of the round figuration off the log as it moves further into your mouth. If your teeth are perfectly straight, the log will look like a circle with the sides shaved off, but if you have fucked up teeth… the log will also looked pretty fucked up as your teeth scrape against it.

>>738321424
I would blind fold her and tell her that there's going to be a special surprise. Then while she's blind folded beat her in the head with your bat. You'll have all the logs for yourself

>>738314170
Do you, actually admit to anyone in real life you do these stupid fucking posts daily? DAILY? I mean, would you ever admit to a girl you do this every day? That you post pictures of Andy Sixx specifically and ask people if they would eat his shit? Do you think any woman would find this OK? Normal? If you would admit it, how do you think she would react? If not, why would you not admit it? Because, deep down, you know it is fucked up to be doing that? Fucking explain yourself.

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>>738321961
not the logman you were asking but I actually do, theres a couple of people who know what my "second job" is actually

>>738322714
They must be white, like you.

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>>738321961
Log roll trips and I'll explain myself

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>>738321961
Do you, actually log to anyone in log life you do these stupid fucking logs daily? DAILY? I mean, would you ever log to a girl you do this every log? That you post pictures of Andy Sixx specifically and ask people if they would eat his shit? Do you think any woman would find this OK? Log? If you would log it, how do you think she would log? If not, why would you not log it? Because, deep down, you know it is fucked up to be logging that? Fucking log yourself.

>>738322933
Dubs checked. Not trips though.

Consolation log roll. >>738316571

CREAM OF WARM FROM HOLE SO TIGHT

WILL YOU SUCK MY SHIT TONIGHT

>>738323053

Is this the log you're looking for?
>>738319065

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>>738323166
Another dubz

We're in for a log jam

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>>738323365

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Turds

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holy fuck check my image

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>>738323760
Logs for 0 $ is it true?

>>738322839
yea no shit I am no nigger

>>738324244
Just a white boi obsessed with shit. Sounds accurate.

White people need to leave this earth

Did /b/ actually come up with a new meme?

This is my first time here in a while but I haven't seen anything new in like at least five years.

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>>738324485

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>>738324811

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>>738324991
Chocolate log
Some stay dry while others throats are clogged
Chocolate log

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Witness sixx

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>>738325337
Kek holy shit, someone took my picture to a whole new level

>>738325439
An aveo is not really a vantage tho

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Youre going to need a bigger throat