Okay, /b/.. Post three facts about yourself. 1. Just ended a

Have banged over 200 chicks

Had a non-speaking part in a Danny Glover movie

The hardest drug I've ever done was pot, one time

>>738313801
>pot, one time
did you inhale?

>>738313246
1) been in a relationship for eight years
2) have a big foot fetish
3) needs more sleep

>>738313246
>Haven't been in a relationship in sex years
>Barely any friends because I work all the time
>I'm a diagnosed type two manic depressive

>>738313246
>owns a vagina
this nigga is either a femanon or a pimp, if femanon then tits and timestamp bitch

>>738313991
Yeah and I got sick as shit. It was some disgusting weed because everyone puked all over the place

>>738313246
>Four year relationship on the rocks
>Insomnia runs deep
>Ambidextrous, which is a mostly useless ability

1) Super into the Beatles
2) Fucked a senior as a freshman in high school
3) I prefer Terminator 1 over 2, I think it's a better paced movie

>>738313801
Show proof of the movie part fgt

>>738313246
>2) Fucked a senior as a freshman in high school
Ballin'

>>738313246
>dick has ED or some shit so I can only fap once every 2-4 days
>never been in a plane or traveled because I'm a poor fag
>never shot a gun, also 10 more years and I'm a wizard

>>738314681
>I prefer Terminator 1 over 2

So I'm not alone

Plus it doesn't have that whiney little faggot in it

>>738314743
It's called Honeydripper. I was a white guy in the background with a rifle while a bunch of blacks picked cotton

>>738313246
>Kissless Virgin
>Porn Folder has atleast 8,000 files
>Have no job

>>738314846
this describes 99% of /b/

1. I have precognitive dreams.
2. I fucking love macaroni and cheese.
3. A lot of people are going to die in an earthquake this November.

>>738314898
Than i guess ill describe myself a bit more

>Flirtatious as a dead dog
>I have no job because i live in the middle of Coldsprings
>All my good friends are in a relationship and have jobs

>>738313246
>Own a vagina
hey, me too
but she doesnt like it when i refer to it that way

>>738313246

Engaged

Drive a penis

Own two asian slaves

>>738313246
1. 4/10 manlet, but not even fit
2. Got a nice 7/10 gf and friends who love me
3. I play guitar

>>738315546
One of these don't belong here.


You don't play guitar

Also your name wouldn't be Jeremy would it?

>>738315478
>Drive a penis
You're going to need to elaborate.

>>738315682
This isn't a 2 truths 1 lie thread. My name isn't Jeremy.

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>>738315720

Fuck, prius. Autocorrect.

>>738315858
*unzips Prius*

>>738315858
>Fuck, prius. Autocorrect
i think you were better off with: drive a penis

>>738315546
ed sheeran?

1. Am a multicellular organism
2. Am a conscious human-being capable of complex thought
3. Live on earth

1. Work as a propulsion engineer on space vehicles
2. Currently restoring a late 80's RC car
3. Was once arrested for drug distribution but was not charged.

Pretty broad picture I'd say.

>>738313246
do you want to make $50?

1. insomnia-feelsbadman.jpg
2.slav-celt ginger proud white yet must defend heritage FeelsBadMan2.0.jpg
3. cant tell when im serious anymore and have never shown a real emotion unless ive lost my shit so people never know what to expect of me and think im bipolar or something when my mood flips instantly PrettyMuchAWasteOfSpace.jpg

>>738313801
>banged over 200 chicks
such quantity means low average quality

>>738316017
i am a human being...capable of doing....terrible things?...ill kms now

>>738313246
>I'm a compulsive liar in person because I need to feel important or deflect blame
>I'm incredibly irresponsible
>been unemployed for a year and a half

>>738316171
I would rather fuck a five than an eight any day

The most boring fucks I've had were the hottest ones

1 ) Going as a music major even though computer science is where the money's at
2 ) Above average intelligence, but underachiever
3 ) fucked friend's 12 year old sister when I lived with them

>>738315996
Kek.
Sadly no, I can't sing for shit

>>738315945

>Prius thunders from open zipper

>>738316017
nice

>>738316032
fucking cool

>>738315546
everyone plays guitar these days

>>738315478
living the dream

>>738315251
rip

>>738314846
same here

>>738314757
once you've hit that point it's almost useless. Go get a prostitute. That's what I'm going to do.

>>738316335
hot ones only make an effort with the highest-quality men

>>738316492
you may be giving the prius too much credit

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>>738316518

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This is the only fact anybody can know

1. I think therefore I am.

Anything beyond this is just assumption, necessary ones, albeit

>>738313246
1. come from at least 3 generations of bastard high ranking powerful men
2. father is an immigrant
3. i have a mean prowler push max

>>738316552
Hot ones don't make an effort. They feel entitled

>>738316567

>rising energy costs engorge my chassis

>I didn't option day time running lights, but shit is lit

>>738316674
Speak for yourself D, I'm a Philosophical Zombie.

1. Been over 10 years with my girlfriend
2. Recently bought a Charger Hellcat
3. I'm now working on the next generation 9-1-1 system

>>738313246

>Not man enough to deal with my problems
>have girlfriend to whom I have nothing to give whatsoever
>Smoke weed and spend extra money i have on weed

>>738316691

Hot people are still people

>>738316776
>working on the next generation 9-1-1 system
9-1-2
done

>>738316691
>The Myth Of The Sexually Lackluster Hottie

I drank my semen several times
I have breast expansion, furry, giantess, butt expansion fetishes
I can't ever get myself to be productive

I've made meth, phet, morphine and heroin

I've made two g/f have three abortions and a fourth was lost as she got into a bar fight.

Me and my sister did oral on each other when we were like 8, 9 years old, went on for around a year.

>>738316847
Yeah honestly I would have called it that. But they went for Next-Generation 9-1-1. Pretty stupid, because in ~15 years when they'll design the next one, they'll be stuck. What will it be? Next-Next Gen?
It's like that LTE technology that is replacing HSPA. Means 'Long-Term Evolution'. Good luck finding a new name. They went with 'LTE Advanced' for now. Top kek.

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1. Spent 25 years waiting for the special-ness my parents promised to coalesce.

2. Had the best of times, the worst of times being an anti-society hipster renegade.

3. Met a square normie and now own a house and a dog.

>NB: want to die every day.

>>738313246
>rename
>degenerates thread

1.) Tired as fuck
2.) Bored as fuck
3.) Boutta sleep as fuck

>>738313246
Just moved to austrilia on year working visa.

Fucked over 100 girls

My favourite movie is American beauty

>>738317277
lucky dubs

>My favourite movie is American beauty

this last one makes me think the second one is a lie

Been to prison
Been a professional engineer
Been a pimp

>25 yo
>took all my classes and did well but haven't graduated from college yet
>working as graphic designer instead of industrial designed which is what I studied
>no gf
>living in an apartment with my best friend
>getting good money but not able to use it because between job and family I don't have a lot of free time
>car sucks but don't want to fix it nor replace it because I barely use it
>in a moment in life where I need to choose if I want to succeed and become something more than anyone in my family have ever accomplished or if I want to focus in relationships and create a family, pay the bills, have sex once a week, see the superbowl with meh friends, etc.

Dang it son, life is hard I tell u wut

>>738317715
Why not do both? You can succeed AND have a gf/family.

>>738316347
Lol, I was like ok until the "fucked the 12yo" thing

>>738313246

Basically spend the first 30 years of life in education.
Own a fun car I never have time to drive
Spend most of my days aborting fetus'.

>>738317715
>Post three facts about yourself.
>posts 8
might explain why you dont have a gf

>>738317715
>>25 yo
>>took all my classes and did well but haven't graduated from college yet
>>working as graphic designer instead of industrial designed which is what I studied
>>no gf
>>living in an apartment with my best friend
>>getting good money but not able to use it because between job and family I don't have a lot of free time
>>car sucks but don't want to fix it nor replace it because I barely use it
>>in a moment in life where I need to choose if I want to succeed and become something more than anyone in my family have ever accomplished or if I want to focus in relationships and create a family, pay the bills, have sex once a week, see the superbowl with meh friends, etc.

it may be tough finding a job where you don't need to understand the meaning of the number 3.

New fag
Injustice 2 all day everyday
On 60 day nofap

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I specialize in phenotypology

I am in 2 years long relationship and my gf still hasn't told her parents about us

I saw a person die

>>738317816
Not now, I barely have time for myself on a daily basis, most girls I go out with (a small number to be fair) can't keep it simple (I'm like, ok I like you but I just need a hole and someone to go to the movies with) and they're all like "meet my fam, we do BBQs every weekend" o "I want to have 3 kids" and they always want to talk about their feelings and shit.

I know its mostly because I haven't seen enough girls to find one with a different way of thinking but again, I don't have much time to meet people, which sucks.

1) Need to be up in 4 hours too take my kids to a theme park.
2) Private Military Contractor
3) From Malibu CA.

>>738318190
>I am in 2 years long relationship and my gf still hasn't told her parents about us
theres either something seriously wrong with you, or with her
which is it?

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-sleep 16 hours to escape depression
-haven't had any close friends or love in my entire life
-even weird people see me as really weird

>>738318286
Can u hire me??, u seem like u have money to do so.

>>738318286
>Private Military Contractor
good money in that?

>>738317860
It was a little fling and it was a damn good one too until I was kicked out.

>>738318367
How's sex at 12yo?, mind writing a green text??

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1. Infantry vet
2. Own a home
3. Too old to be here, but fuck it can't sleep

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>>738318303
With her. She has shitty relationship with her immediate family. That's typical for her alpine phenotype.

>>738317926
Shiiit

It might have been because I'm drunk and high but otherwise I wouldn't reply to these kind of threads

>>738313246
You're a cunt, steph.

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>Just got dumped after a four year relationship
>Own a penis
>Still love her

>>738317051
high speed packet access

>>738313801
bullshit

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>>738315118
>2. I fucking love macaroni and cheese.

Macaroni and cheese from scratch or the artificial orange salt slime from a box?

>>738318688
Yeah, HSPA, which is 3G. LTE is 4G. And LTEA is 5G, with a shitty name.
Current 9-1-1 is also called E911 and the upcoming one is NG911. Basic knowledge.

>>738313246
If grill tits or gtfo

1. Alone as fuck
2.I like dogs
3.don't own one because I hate cleaning shit

Have anyone of you been in this intricate dilemma??

>>738314602
What? that's a retarded statement .....

>>738318895
Yes. Get a cat.

Diagnosed with borderline personality disorder

Cheated twice on my other half even though i'm crazy in love so i have no idea why tf i did it

My biggest wish is to get really good at playing world of warcraft

>>738318789
hey hey
what do you have against slime from a box

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>>738313246
1. Drink constantly
2. Possibly retarded
3. Porn folder is 565GB pic related

>>738318458
>Needed a place to stay cos Mississippi is poor af
>Friend decided to let me stay for a little while
>Sister and I took a liking to each other
>Friend had a thing for his sister's friend, so he didn't say shit about the sus activities with me and his sister
>The sister and I messed around for many months
>Fucked her
>Been a thing for 9 months
>Friend kicked me out after almost walking in on us about to fuck
>Jokes on him I deflowered his sister, grandma loves me more than him, and his mother thinks that I should actually be a thing with the sister

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>>738318861
Also, NG911 will support natively text-to-911 and video chat. It's also all VOIP based.
The moar you know!

>>738317014
You're the scum of the earth and the reason why the SJW feminists exist.

>>738314846
I think
>>738319017
has you beat

>>738319017
>porn folder
why tho. you hardly ever watch the same porn again, you always look for new stuff online.

>>738319017
Conext?, because I don't think ~600gb of porn is too much but then again I search for 1080p-4k porn mostly so my hdd fills up rather quickly with not so much content

>>738319050
>implying you can gauge how nice I am from three facts, on 4chan

Get a grip kid

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>>738319146
If I find something I may want to revisit its better to have it and never risk it being taken down or deleted from the website. Plus sometimes I forget the names. At this point its just hording tbh.

>>738319023
His sister is still 12??,

Are u much older than her??

>>738319166
None of it is HD as I like to save space as much as possible

>>738319050
>>738319173
Here are another three facts

I'm a swim teacher & lifeguard

I ran a treasure hunt in my local national park and gave away £50 of my own money each month, there was no entry fee, I built the website and did everything myself

I worked three days a week for free for 6 years for an dementia charity in my local town

>>738319288
This was a long while ago. And we're not even five years apart

>>738319360
Crippling depression??

>>738319451
To much money... No real need to work.

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>>738319023

>>738319394
Was she hot?, ehm, kinky perhaps?

>>738319394
you're an actual cunt

>>738318359
Yeah, but it sucks ass 82% of the time. Another downside is that it's hot as ball everywhere you go in this profession.

>>738319394

At 12yo...were you even doing anything? Or was it weird awkward shitty sex cuz y'all had no idea what you were doing? Like did you even put a condom on?

>>738318357
you think I use hammer in my line work, don't you?

>>738319511
Tickle fetish and was bi. Threesomes man

>>738319536
How so?

1.never had longer relationship, than few months in 30 yrs
2. own scars from cutting and few tattoos
3. dogs are better than cats

>>738319644
She was 12 and I was 17... Of course I put a condom on because I didnt want a baby while I was a freshman in college

>>738319648
Nah, I'm smart and loyal, I just want to travel around the globe but not for free, I'd work legitimately.

>>738319687
Tickle fetish??, wow that's hot (or at least the thought you gave me by saying that), Elmo likes!!

>>738313246
Mine was 8 years
She cheated
She was a virgin and wanted to keep it for marriage but ended up giving it to some stranger
That fuck buddy thing happened for 8 months
Found out last on the 8th last month
Wants me to wait for an answer
Lost all contact 8 days ago
7 facts to justify why i hate the number 8

>>738319785

I mean at that point I think he's allowed to kick you out, if she was maybe 14 or older I would understand, but at 12 I'd be surprised if he didn't kick you out. Like that age difference and her being 12 is definitely borderline sex offender-y

>>738320074
Rule of thumb is Age / 2 + 7.
17 / 2 + 7 = 15.5
Definitely sex offender-y, not even borderline.

>>738319908
It was when it wasn't tiring
>>738320074
I know, but my grandmother told me the story of her being 13 dating my grandfather when he was 19. That was perfectly normal back then, but nowadays 5 years is the difference between happiness or prison...

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>>738313246
1. I was married twice: 14 years for the first and 13 for the second. [image relevant to first].

2. I missed wife #1 for about 30 years after she left, and I eventually stopped being sad about it.

3. Now, I suspect the onset of dementia is responsible for finally getting over her.

1. I like writing, generally in roleplays, but I'm trying new things.
2. I get lonely quickly.
3. I'm a dry humor sort of guy.

>>738320312

Weird how time works like that. So I'm guessing you enjoyed it? That's like a once in a lifetime, one in a million oppurtunity.

>>738319835
you won't see the world! you will see some shit ass desert and be hot. If you don't mind being shot at and shooting back (possibly killing someone and dealing with that bullshit bag of trama) it's not to bad. Mostly just fucking off with buddies and better food that when your enlisted.

>>738319687
Friend lets you stay with him, you fuck his sister. You're a cunt, hope your future wife gets raped and an heros

>>738318968
As someone with BPD I can relate, keeping relationships when you love/hate someone is tough

>>738320437
Hell yeah I enjoyed it. I just wish we were closer in age so more could have grown from the relationship
>>738320489
You're saying that like I'm an asshole. I legitimately cared for his sister more than he would ever care for her. And I hope you get a bullet through your Neanderthal skull or become sterile. Good riddance

>>738320489

Not just his sister, his 12yo sister

>1. Alcoholic, or at least I am pretty certain I depend on alcohol
>2. Tell myself I can quite anytime
>3. Life is too short to give a fuck

>>738313246
I make around 186000
I am married with four kids
I cheat on my wife of 12 years with an 18 year old gold digging slut.

>>738320688
>"cares" for a 12 year old
>tells someone else he hopes they become sterile
>okaybud.jpeg

>>738320863
She has more sense than most adults down here. I was surprised by her intellect. And I don't take too kindly when someone wishes for my future wife to be raped

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>>738320863

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>>738313246
>I'm a dreamer
>I'm a memer
>I just came.


>And you lost the game.

1. I hated the Godfather movies
2. I haven't consumed caffeine in 20 years
3. My right testicle is slightly larger than my left one

i like masturbating
i like listening to music
i read nausea by sartre

1. I love being pissed on.

2. I suck Vladimir Putin's cock whenever i can.

3. I'm currently the President of The United States of America.

>>738322765
kek

1. I am suffering from mental illness and I dont visit a professional

2. I often fantasized about suicide-murdering my mother when I was a teen

3. I am a closet homo

1. Like to fish
2. Whiskey is my fav
3.smoke a lot of weed

>>738316518
Most people who say they play guitar as their interesting point mean the can play a few chords, or "mastered" the C major pentatonic scale.

>>738313246
never kissed a girl
no job
live in an apartment in manhattan

>>738324825
how do you pay for it?

>I'm just existing rn and have no desire to move on in life
>I'm supposed to go to college this fall but don't want to and can't seem to tell my mom
>the job I actually truly want wont guarantee security in finance, but damn it I'm a dreamer with a goal. I just want to live my life but people doubt, they all don't believe in me...

>>738313246
1. Born with pancreatitis, and it has fucked my life over since day 1.
2. Only exist because another person wasn't born (hard to explain).
3. Have had sex with more traps than girls as a straight male.

>>738326528
At least you had sex...

>>738326528
Bro....im glad im not you

>>738316829
If you can't make any woman scream and shake, you are not doing it right.

>>738313246
23
Never been truly loved by anyone
Seriously considering suicide

>>738314602
Josh?

>>738313246
>I like cream buns alsations and power rangers

Have a girlfriend
Sleeping schedule is fucked
Own a dick

I'm a fat fuck
Do drugs
And enjoy pissing into soft top cars queuing in traffic near bridges

>>738313246
single for one year
drink 4 cups of coffee a day
i have 2 dogs

-Have a blood kink
-Natural born Redhead
-Need more sleep

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>>738313246
1. My hair is fabulous
2. I am good at (rock)climbing
3. I am severely suicidal and depressed

I am God, you are black.

>>738327921
Post pic of hair

>>738327921
Then kys fool. There is peace and happiness waiting for you on the otherside.

>>738313246
1. Just ended a five year relationship
2. Lost a vagina and two kittens
3. Spent the last week drinking

please come back Molly

>>738315354
Nice.

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>>738327993
rather old pic, got nothing better on this PC.
Imagine it to be longer and much more combed/conditioned.

>>738317860
Got me a bit jelly with the last one tbh.

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holy fuck check my image

>i own 7 different species of reptile
>used to consider myself transgender, got over it with other meds
>i smoke a fuckton of weed and nobody would ever suspect it because of how I look

>>738328417
Man that is some really nice hair
Looks like it'd get hot in the summer though. I have a similar hairtype and fuck its like heat trapping fluff

I can't stand watching anime.
Undertale bored me.
I've never played an online game in a public lobby, only in private lobbies with friends.

I was in a Skype call with a friend when he killed himself, and later got blamed for it by his family, and to this day they still hate my guts.
I dropped out of school and failed 2 college courses because it was underwhelming.
I could've been dating a great girl that I like, and probably living with her up north in a major city with a great job. I never had the courage to go see her, and the one time we met in person was because she came up specifically to see me.

All of those are in order, with several years apart.

>>738330719
Who the hell blames someone for being in a skype call with someone who an heros? Were you egging him on/did you know he was going to do it?

I have a genius level IQ, professionally tested.

I am financially independent.

I have a great sex life.

>>738330817
I guess it'd help with a bit of context.
He was doing well in school, but must've never shown a great attitude at home.
His parents thought it was because of me, since we hung out so much together.
They wanted to move to a different state, and he didn't want to leave, so he killed himself and got buried in the same state we both lived in.
Since then, I've moved several times, but still go back occasionally.

>>738313246
You own a vagina? I don't believe you, you're going to have to show us.

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>ive dropped acid over 40 times

>ive been in a mental hospital for about 3 months

>ive been in a shootout

>>738331007
Man.. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Sucks that he couldn't see the situation through to the other side.

I have a rape fetish

Im probably a pedophile in denial

Im so horny sometimes that i thought of banging 4/10 sluts-surprisingly only bang 7/10 up

>prefer anal to piv
>am gril
>masters in OW

>have a total of 4000 hours of play time on steam

>love boxing and muay thai

>incredibly anti social

>father was a retired somali pirate

>straight A student paying for college with partial ride and scholarships

>i once masturbated to the scent of the inside of the girls lockerroom while doing some janitor work

i am brown and i hate myself for it, even staying out of the sun as much as possible in a desperate attempt to look white

i unironically hate spicks, niggers, and chinks, but not black people mexicans or chinese people. if you understand.

i lost my leg to tetnus from a rusty needle jabbing into my thigh when i sat in the grass at central park

>Half English, half Scottish
>Dropped out of high school in my last year despite getting straight As and straight Bs respectively in the previous two years
>Have attempted suicide four times - twice via garbage bag asphyxiation and twice via bleach

>>738313246
1. I'm 6'4"
2. I have a very average sized penis
3. I'm married to a godess that loves my very average sized penis

>>738313246
Tits?

1. been married twice
2. divorced twice
3. i brew my own beer

>first enough-to-live job about 5months ago
>if this is life from now on at some point I will an hero
>only fucked 2 girls with long relationship

1. Used to be ripped
2. Currently depressed
3. Have Gynecomastia

Owned my own home for 2 1/2 years

In a healthy 10 year relationship

Ive met and worked for most of the wealthiest people in my area. I think I've work for a mofia boss.

>>738316674
Bullshit. What if you this is a separate world and the you in the other world has a demon on its shoulder telling you lies that you end up believing in this world. We literally know nothing.

Own 2 Pomeranians so I am super manly walking them around
Software Engineer
Served in the Military

>>738316171
This is usually true from what I've seen. A guy I know is fucking a different bitch every few weeks all of them look like nasty old bar sluts or are fattys

1. My first and current relationship is about to hit 7 years.

2. Own a handicapped cat and usually post his pictures here on caturday.

3. I want to go to school to work with animals but my social anxiety is stopping me. I need someone to physically hold my hand and walk with me class to class for the first few weeks or else I end up crying too much and can't go into the classrooms. online courses will only go so far for this type of study. Currently getting help and started medication.

>>738313246

I've done most mainstrem drugs ALOT

I am currently in medical school

I smoke weed everyday

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>>738314063
Big foot fetish eh?

>>738317459
Did you go to prison before or after getting your PE? I've always thought if you had a record you were ineligible

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kinda know that feeling, actually all 3 of those:

10year relationship
Own handicapped cat
Dropped out of engineering at 80% because my social anxiety worsened

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>>738334043
Congratulations on the good relationship anon, and good luck with overcoming that anxiety.

>>738334392
It makes you ineligible for federal student aid but you can still go to college.

>>738313246
Had yesterday a date and she signaled me fuck me but i refused because i thinked she could be more (im a strange guy)

Got a number from a women 4 years older than me

I already tried a lot of drugs

I have acne
My penis is 14cm
I once smelled my aunt's feet while she was sleeping

>>738313246
Just got married

Design machines that cost millions

Graduated bottom of my class and told to give up multiple times

1) Filed bankruptcy and didn't tell anyone

2) used to steal TONs of stuff when I was a teenager until I was almost cought by my Mom. Probably stole 8 thousand dollars in merch from local stores and employers

3) cheated on my wife with about 3 or 4 girls early on when I first started dating her. Would even fuck the girls on the same bed an hour after she left for school.

>>738334532
thank you! :) that means a lot to me anon than you'll ever know.

>>738334844
Tell me how she cought you. Was ist a loud cough?

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>>738334967

1. I've had sex with quite a bit of women, more than 100. Pretty sure I'm a nympho or sex addict.
2. Just got out of the military
3. I have immense confidence issues. Didn't lose my virginity until I was 23. Started sexcapades to make up for lost time (I'm 32 now).

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>I unironically believe a second Prohibition would be the greatest thing that could happen to this country if we could make it work.
>I also believe that free will doesn't exist
>I have a two-inch destroyer

Am a binge drinker who drinks 30 or more drinks a week

Make about 40,000 a year, but could be making around six figures if I would have finished my degree and not called in too much at my finance internship.

Love my wife, but would cheat on her in a heartbeat

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>>738313246
>claims to have a vagina
>not posting tits

>>738313246
31 years old
virgin
neet

>>738334967
I had like 100s of PlayStation games and DVDs in my closet and a 600$ leather jacket. She started asking questions. I was working part time doing catering, making like 90$ a week and I told her I got REALLY good tips sometimes. She didn't really buy it.

Fine.
>I geniunely believe in witchcraft, especially blood magic and related, and practice it aiming for a more physical expression of the art.
>electronics dont work well around me, quite often not at all, and break very quickly with extended contact with me. In addition i have a very difficult time getting or keeping peoples attention, sometimes as if im not real. This causes existential panic attacks.
>I took Effexor for a few months, long enough for it to kick in. I decided to discontinue taking it due to the horrible side effects, the worst when id miss a dose by even five minutes, even after taking the dose the side effects would persist for the day, ruining said day. It keeps you up meaning cant take it before bed, has to be when you wake up. Same time every day exact. I stopped cold turkey due to losing my insurance around the same time. Over a year later still just as powerful daily withdrawal effects. Its an evil drug.

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>>738313246

1. I've never owned a smart phone in my life.

2. Im one of the first people to get a facebook account but haven't posted anything on it ever. Only use it for IM.

3. I've been on 4chan since 2009. Site was far better back then.

I'd rather be using a dial-up BBS than 4chan in 2017.

>>738331649
> dropped acid 40 times
Casual

>>738313246
1. at work
2. on 4chan
3. gonna get fired if cought
4. glad its the weekend
5. will not get cought

>>738314063
You're the footfag asking for feet in every thread?

1. Have been told by all the women that I have eaten out that am great at eating pussy.
2. Can't keep an erection without viagra, unless first thing in the morning.
3. better success with women in my 40's than I ever did in my 20's and I'm not rich.

>>738315945
Take that stale shit beack to red dit.

>>738335849
>better success
Truth. I'm 42 and that's so true.

>>738313246
1) i hate alcohol
2) severe depression
3) 9/10 male

>>738331649
You're really something aren't ya

>>738335952
I'm more confident at 41 than I was 10 or 20 years ago. I also weiigh the same as I did 15 years and have aged well. No baldness, no middle age spread, kept my teeth in reasonable condition.

Cheated on my pretty gf with a 300 lb girl who works at Burger King. I don't really know why I did it, either.

Almost got caught fingering my friend's 12 year old sister when I was 26. She was into it and messages me on FB, so I guess we are cool

Have tried heroin, crack, pcp

>>738316674
That is an assumption as well, fucktard

>>738313246
1. i was shot in the head with a bow as a child
2. my girlfriend lost her virginity to her dad at age 8
3. i lit myself on fire at a bar once because im fucking stupid

>>738327921
What's your grade boy

>>738335849
Same. I've gotten more ass from younger girls in my 30's n 40's while balding then I ever did before. Funny how that works

>>738335952
This is true. I am 37 and I do much better with women than when I was in my 20s (not claiming to be a fucking Don Jaun or whatever) im normal looking and definitely not rich. rejection doesn't really sting as much as it did and I think I'm better at just striking up a conversation.

>>738334967
Oh, I get it. Clever

1. I am super social and friendly
2. Super ugly so not confident
3. Never had a girlfriend but i still have time

>>738313246
>I'm taking a shit
>It feels good
>my neighbors are using a chainsaw and it's pissing me off

1. Tried LSD multiple times and I smoke weed everyday since 2 weeks, although I am a very functioning person (got good grades at my final exams)
2. When I eat crackers or dry things I like to put plenty in my mouth and build up a sort of dough with the chewed crackers.
3. I'm not depressed but almost nothing affects me, I'm emotionally very constant.

>>738313246
1. Self-taught programmer since age 11.
2. Dropped out of college before I could finish the first year cos I couldn't handle the stress of my broken home and stimulant addiction.
3. Haven't done anything useful for 3 years.

>>738337915
In what languages do you code ? I (>>738337755
) am also a self-thaught programmer since age 11 (I am now 18)

>>738313246
1. Just finished Fallout New Vegas for the fifth time
2. Own a penis
3. Have two cats

Date me OP?

>Am in an long distance relationship so the only sex ive had is cyber sex
>Let my kitten breastfeed me when it was young
>Used to fap to shemales until someone told me they are men and not women with dicks

>>738337963
Started on fucking Pascal of all things, moved on to C++, VB, C#, python, php, dabbled in assembly a little bit... idk, I've played around a lot. I'm 22.

> be 18 and supervisor
> Can't triforce
> Relationship for 3 years

>>738313246
1. Am on the shitter
>. Am shiposting, literally and figuratively
C. Am making you mad, white boi :^)

>>738338618
try haskell

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>>738313246
1. Never done drugs
2. Dated and fucked (a lot) a Freshman when I was a Senior in High School
3. Possibly raped her because she kept saying no for sex but I wanted more?

>>738338618
I used to do alot of asm and dsm (assembly/disassembly). I used to disassemble Diablo and make cheats/crashes to use in trainers while playing online. I like to think my friends and I helped Blizzard come up with Warden.

1. I can't lie
2. I'm gay
3. I fall in love very easy

>>738314602
That was not weed...

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>>738313246
1.homeless
2.jobless
3. sad
Pic semi related

>have depression for 25 years
>turn 30 this year
>waiting for last living relativeto die to guilt free an hero

>>738313246
>1. I am white
>2. I am male
>3. I am okay with it