>walk into your house >Lauren Southern is Slav squatting

Call the cops and have her arrested.

Succ her feminine dick

>>738308405
cry because she's beautiful and clearly i have been blessed

>>738308405

penetrate

>>738308405
Go for it and see where this goes

>>738308405
What kind of rodent is that?

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>>738308547

>>738308405
>shout "oh my god, what's that behind you"
>she looks
>I grab her hedgehog and run for the hills
>name the Hedgehog Hermann
>me and Hermann become best friends and go on adventures
>Lauren Southern curls up in the corner, drinking vodka and sobbing quietly

>>738308405
is nobody going to mention that vodka is not dehydrated girl on a road-trip piss yellow?

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Someone should tweet her and invite her to /b/, she is really cool with us and would definitely hang out here

Also, look at how perfect this Aryan goddess is. Try to find a flaw

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>>738308766

>>738308899
>Try to find a flaw

Her man voice

>>738308405
Woah! She gots me a hedgehog?!
WWID: go get my mum to show her my awesome hedgehog, I've always wanted a hedgehog

>>738308857
>also that cork

pretty sure that's wine

but it's okay, because nobody on /b is old enough to drink anyway

>be German in America
Marry and start a family

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>>738309033
>nobody on /b is old enough to drink anyway

Are you really demonstrating your maturity by knowing what wine is? Wow dood ur rly kewl bet you got lots of myspace friends

>>738308405
Spread my ass cheeks and tell her to shove that hedgehog into my poop hole.

>>738308697
That's clearly a hedgehog, dumbass.

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>>738309147
Germans are faggots. Suck some nigger cock.

>>738309458
Really? Cus it looks nothing like motherfucking sonic how was i supposed to know

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>>738308405

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>>738309679
How about now. Checkmate.

>>738308697
That's Lauren Southern, you fuckhead.

Ask politely for her to fuck me with a strapon and lick the skin between her toes

Get her crazy drunk and fuck her shit up

>>738308970
well technically she's legally a man
>fucking lauren southern makes you technically gay

>>738308405
First of all that's not a slav squat that's a western spy squat

>>738311216
This is true. Slav squat is heels on ground.

>>738311363
No that's a third world squat, slav squat is with lifted heels and femurs almost pararell to the ground

>>738309588
Lul, aryan cucks getting blacked in 40's n shiet

>>738308405
have a drink with her
the fuck is wrong with you people?

Heels to the sky she a fucking spy. I kill her and then burn the place down

>>738311582
Slav squat is heels on ground. Period. Do not let capitalist tell you it is not true.

>>738308405
Pass. She got weird teeth. Really undoes the whole thing

>>738308405
>heels not flat on the ground
not a true slav squat

>>738308547
THIS
WOMEN RESPECTED

>>738308899
I'm pretty sure she uses 4 chan anyways some time ago she poster some false info on twitter and the false info can from 4 chin

>>738308405
Kill her because the Slavs are a plague to mankind...

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Be honest, if Lauren stared in a 40 man gangbang bukkake would you watch it?

The catch is, the 40 dudes are black

>>738313167
For a minute or two yeah. It'd be hilarious.

>>738308405
Well, she has a hedgehog. Why not

>unlock gun cabinet
>pull out fully loaded m16
>unload into the bitches face
>claim she tried to Bill Cosby me, vodka as proof
>innocent.jpg
>profit

>Ok sure but I'm only 19

>>738308405
Throw that slag out of my house.

>>738310801
>well technically she's legally a man
>>fucking lauren southern makes you technically gay

Then you can cash in on SJW cred.

>>738312050
>Heels to the sky she a fucking spy. I kill her and then burn the place down

1. Kill her.
2. Fuck her.
3. Reload.
4. fuck her again.
5. Reload
Ad infinitum

>sneak in through back door with noose
>slip noose around her neck and tie the other end to the ceiling fan
>grab hedgehog and shove him in her ass
>turn fan on
>listen to blondie "call me" while doing some coke

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Ask her to do boring sidequest for 150 RU

>>738308405
For starters she is clearly in western spy position.

Also I'm a mixed race little magpie bitch, I assume she'd rather run me through with a spade than drink with me.

>>738308405

Gladly Sit by her and have a nice drink, as we discuss the degeneracy about PC culture. Maybe later we could find the man who assaulted her friends with the help of 4chan and pin him with criminal charges, as it would be just.

Maybe we could get into a serious relationship down the line, become a romantic couple, date for long periods of time until finally deciding to settle down and get married, and live out the rest of our lives until we grow old and die, and whisper sweet nothings into each other's ears, such as "Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post."

She is not even attractive. Tomi Lauren is the right-wing bitch you're looking for. Oh my God, what I would do to her.

>>738315876
fag

>>738316040
Lauren Southern > Tomi Lauren, easily.

>>738311216
Found the borisnigger
>>738311582
Who cares, squtting is a gopnik/vatnik thing to do. They're all degenerate homo sovieticus apes.

>>738308405
have a drink with her even though she's a stupid cunt

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>>738308405
>BUKKAKE!1!11!
Bukkake with my balls.....

>>738315876
why not just rape

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>>738308405
Begone thot, go suck Ezra Levant's mutilated cock.

>>738308697
>>738309458
>>738309679
>>738310126
fucking kek

>>738308405
That's not vodka faggot

>>738308490
This.