ISLAND THREAD
THE RULES:
I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.
THE ROLLS
0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Everything goes better than expected
THE MAP:
Left: Ancient temple on a hilly island
Right: Volcano on a jungle island
Bottom: Small sand island
Middle: Shark infested lagoon
THE CONTENDERS:
Black: Niggers, starting North
Red: Nazis, starting West
Blue: Mexicans, starting East
>NEXT ROLL: 30 - 39
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Mexicans use the volcano to power a fucking machine attached to a massive dragon dildo.
>>738291788
Does dubs count as winrar?
nazis start capturing and enslaving niggers and forcing them to build farms and citys for the superior aryan race
nazis begin construction of a bridge to the small island in the middle
>>738291788
Roll
>>738292018
roll
>>738292048
Mexicans use the volcano to power a fucking machine attached to a massive dragon dildo.
>>738291967
does it need to be dubs? also reroll
>>738292084
Mexicans use the volcano to power a fucking machine attached to a massive dragon dildo.
>>738292113
Mexicans use the volcano to power a fucking machine attached to a massive dragon dildo.
>>738292148
Mexicans use the volcano to power a fucking machine attached to a massive dragon dildo.
>>738291829
>>738291788
sure let's get this parto started
the Mexicans wander over to the volcano and through their creative ingenuity build a giant mechanical dildo
next roll: 40 - 49
>>738291967
>superior aryans race.
>using the laziest people on earth as farming equipment.
Pick one.
>>738292195
Mexicans use it to rape the niggers into becoming their army.
>>738292277
Oh shit double dubs is super dubs! Whole nigger army is very powerful.
Mexicans make a boat to naval invade the Nazis
>>738292195
>>738292193
>>738292277
nazis use their superior genetics and beautiful aryan women to breed and amass a humongous army
Im voting for the Mexicans
they will triumpth
>>738292671
rollerino cowboy
>>738292400
I'll do one more dubs to get ball rolling
the Mexicans chop down some jungle and craft a boat big enough to transport their giant dildo and attack the Nazis
next roll: 10 - 19
STD springs up in Nazis. All Nazis now have HIV
nazis nut in the water, getting the sharks pregnant and turning them to their side
>>738292830
Why are the niggers not raped and enslaved by mexicans? >>738292277
Godzilla appears with the niggers
>>738293163
reroll
>>738292985
Roll
>>738293163
rereroll
>>738293212
The Nazis develope HIV within their bodies, but is symbiotic with them and makes them grow in size.
next roll 60 - 69
>>738292985
>>738293212
>>738293457
I did this since you got the reroll
>>738293457
Mexicans set sail to the mutant HIV naziz
>>738293062
roooooooooooooooooooooooooll
I wish to cap a negro as a Nazi.
>>738293457
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293615
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293643
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293675
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293720
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293748
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the niggers into joining their army.
>>738293767
Definite winrar, OP can't avoid it this time.
>>738293560
The Mexicans board their boat, but the giant dildo is too heavy and they begin to take on water
next roll 70 - 79
Mexicans use their fucking machine to rape the dogs into joining their army.
>>738293846
no, nigger, someone already got the win
>>738293901
Mexicans get rid of the dildo's balls to save weight
>>738293062
rooollerin
>>738293901
The way they are going is super ineffective, there's a much better way the the top of the island they can easily go. If winrar they go that way.
>>738294111
Trips must mean something
>>738294111
who is "they" and why do you think they're supposed to go to the top?
>>738291237
Kek, fueled by meme magic and numerical ouija, awakens and slaughters the niggers.
>>738294268
Mexicans duh and that way is a lot shorter.
>>738294279
MEME MAGIC CANNOT BE STOPPED!
>>738293901
blacks dig deep to find iron turn that iron into steel and build the legion of afro samurai