The American way of life and it's value are held dearly

>>738265890
>I was born in Canada
Guess what? Your opinions are irrelevant.

Americans are shallow, unintelligent beings. They deify what crushes them and find reason to hope in what impoverishes them.
Absolutely pathetic

>>738266253
>i came to an American site to beg for attention

>>738266221
in stark contrast to to your government, who couldn't stop me from voting for Clinton. Your government hold me in exactly the same light as you. I benefit from all the government programs and legislation that your government provides without needing to pay a cent in taxes.
My existence is the ultimate cuckold for Americans

>>738266470
>gets told by a superior that his opinions aren't relevant
>keeps talking
Cringe. Your desperation is palpable.

>>738266368
>american site

Its where I can find the most dumbest people on the planet to bait and laugh for my amusement. That is all your existance is: something to laugh at and disregard a few moments later

>>738266611
>most dumbest
loling irl, dunce.

>>738266574
>superior
Its almost as if you have no power to exercise over me at all.

>Superior
>American
Pick one

>>738266718
Get an extension that updates more often, dunce.

>>738266696
You can laugh at a petty typing error all you want, I know that's about the extent that your intelligence will allow you

>>738266843
>petty typing error
We both know that's not a typing error, dunce. You were raised by poor people.

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>>738266892

Your predictability is beginning to bore me. Go back to the barn from which you came

>>738265890
Somebody is butthurt that they keep getting BTFO on /bant/...sage

>>738267104
>someone points out that the cause of his retardation is poverty
>y-you're predicatable!
The toddler is about to start crying.

>>738267151
You just broke a global rule. Telling people that you "saged" a thread is in violation of Global rule 7.

>>738267226
>muh rules!
Reddit wants you back.

>>738267216
This is my last post addressed to you. Use it as an opportunity to learn, if you even have the capacity.

There is no causal link between income and intelligence. What exists is a weak correlation between the two factors.
Use a dictionary if you dont understand the words that are being conveyed to you.

>>738267470
Protip: Your post didn't wind back the clock and unpost "most dumbest", dunce. We both know your parents are trash who were too busy competing with minorities for low skill jobs to make sure you didn't grow up to be a moron.

>>738267288

follow the rules or be hit by a ban. I'm just trying to teach you so that this board can pull out of this deathspiral that shitheads like you are forcing it. Don't be a fucking retard, you don't have anything to prove.

>>738265890
Canadians need to shut the fuck up about America. Nobody cares about your shitty, boring country, and no amount of "hey, we're all super-liberal eh. Aren't we so much better than America" bitch talk will erase the fact that your lives are built on the ruins of the Native Americans whose land you stole, and who you still treat like fucking dirt (while trading on things like their native art, as if it has anything to do with YOUR culture). Literally every Canadian I've ever met is as ignorant about the rest of the world as the average American, but that comes with a smug superiority complex over your US neighbours, because you are far less hated in the world. But the only reason you are less hated is that you are far less important, and nobody fucking cares about your country.

I'm Scottish by the way, before I get blasted for being an Ameritard.

>>738267683
dude dont strawman that arrogant sounding dude, You are only confirming thier belief that you are a total fucking idiot, one that I am inclined to agree with.
strawmen are for pussies who can't argue with facts and actual knowledge

>>738267711
>announcing sage is contributing to the deathspiral
Tell me more, post-2010 tourist.

>>738265890
You realize the Canadian way of life and American way of life are nearly identical right? I don't see why you act all superior to it.

>>738267890
>dude
>dude
Shut up, kid. 4chan isn't reddit or high school debate club. Just because aingle mommy told you it's OK to be shit at sports if you're a master debater doesn't mean you need to pretend you're impressing anyone but yourself for constantly jerking off to logical fallacies. It's possibly the most limp wristed thing you can do.

>>738267815
This post is so misguided that I cant help but feel some sympathy for you.
Our "smugness", as you perceive in the two Canadians you have actually met, is justified. Third party statisticians and researches have conclusively ranked Canada above America in all major areas of development. Learning, comprehension of the maths, sciences, and literature. We are above you in health and fitness, we are less obese then America and our name actually commands respect from the people that hear it, which stands in stark contrast to that living and breathing joke that is America.
Your government consistently takes your opportunities away, and you thank them and kindly beg for them to do so again while giving them a big smooch on the ass.

>>738268393
>most dumbest

>>738268145
*face palms*

just stop dude. Why are you inventing details about my backstory? You'er embarrassing yourself. You got baited by that arrogant troll and now your lashing out at everybody because, for some reason you are invested in feeding the troll.

>>738267815
Maybe you missed American History classes but I can assure Americans stole much more from native Indians than Canada ever thought of.

>>738268145
Just take a breather and come back when your more up to the task

>>738268393
So you didn't even fully read my post, since you seem to think I'm American. I'm not. I'm a European who has met many Canadians who come to our countries, dress like Americans, act like Americans, talk like Americans (with some very minor differences that you seem to think we all should instantly pick up on); and then get massively offended when we mistake you for Americans.

You think Canada "commands respect from the people that hear it"? Are you fucking joking? Nobody cares about your shitty fucking country. You are totally insignificant. And the fact that you denounce the idea that you are perceived as smug with the smuggest, most self-satisfied post I've read today, says everything about you and your clueless, moronic mentality.

>>738268604
>dude
This makes you look childish to actual adults.
>Why are you inventing details about my backstory?
Why are they so accurate?
>You'er embarrassing yourself.
..on an anonymous image board.
>You got baited
Showing mercy to someone so desperate for my attention isn't getting baited. It's giving pity.
>your lashing out at everybody because, for some reason you are invested in feeding the troll
I'm only lashing out at you because you type like a dumb child from California. Stop getting so emotionally invested just because people can tell what type of effeminate loser you are from cues in your posts.

>>738268611
Again, I didn't take American History classes, because I'm not American.

>>738268916
>most dumbest
Seems like there are a lot of classes you didn't take.

>>738268916
I know, you are Califor....I mean Canadian..

>>738268964
I didn't write the "most dumbest" post. I'm arguing against that guy. Jesus fucking Christ people.

>>738269101
No, I'm arguing against the Canadian guy you fucking moron. I give up. Fuck America and fuck Canada. You're as moronic as each other. Perfect neighbours.

>>738269118
>implying it matters
Shut up and take my abuse, fag.

>>738265890
Finally someone said it.

>>738269195
QQ
Go to whatever site your country started.

>>738269276
>someone
That implies OP is a person. Non-Americans aren't people.

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>>738269195
It does not really matter. You are just as anon as the Canuck so you have no right for respect either.

>>738265890
A FUCKING LEAF!

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>>738269587
Edgy isn't an insult here, reddit.

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>>738265890
>Canadian
>Valid Opinion
Pick one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuZOnz8hiiI

>>738265890
At least my country doesn't hand ten million dollars to a convicted terrorist as "compensation".

Big talk from someone that lives in America's hat.

>>738269761
>American.
>Someone who has a clue.
Pick one

>>738269992
America runs the western hemisphere. Seems like they kind of know what they're doing.

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>>738265890
the last vestiges of the american dream live on in alaska

all other states are empty husks of virtue struggling to make ends meet or victimizing the other states with toxic amounts of economic oppression and ideology

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>>738267226
>Telling people that you "saged" a thread
I'm not seeing where that happened. Sage goes in all fields.

Last time I looked at a map, Canada was part of North America. So that would still make a Canadian and American.

>>738269771
Holy fuck I want to buy this guy a beer! He nails it. It gets really good around 4:22 until the end.

>>738267711
>follow the rules
No one has broken them

>>738267151
>>738270269

>>738270899
>>738270899
>the dumb little kid thinks typing sage in a text field counts as announcing
Here's an example of announcing: "I'm sage-ing this thread." You're as dense as OP.

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