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Step 1: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything. Step 2: feel

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Step 1: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step 2: feel better about your pathetic life.
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>>738254326
why?
>hookers?
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>>738254326
How?
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>>738254433

I have moral problems with prostitutes (!= escorts) vis a vis trafficking. And I am too fucking poor for an escort.

>>738254602

By not having sex or kissing?
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What does it actually feel like?
Do you actually regret not doing it by now?
Do you think you'd feel different about life if you'd get your dick sucked?
At what point did you decide to give up?
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>>738254698
>I have moral problems with prostitutes (!= escorts) vis a vis trafficking. And I am too fucking poor for an escort.
ok accepted
>By not having sex or kissing?
both
explain why and how you avoided experiences like this
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>>738254698
I mean, how are you dealing with it?
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>>738254732
>What does it actually feel like?

Disappointing.

>Do you actually regret not doing it by now?

I regret what I have missed in my teens / early 20s.

>Do you think you'd feel different about life if you'd get your dick sucked?

I like to think so, but realistically: probably not.

>At what point did you decide to give up?

The feeling whether or not I have given up changes day to day.

>>738254887
>explain why and how you avoided experiences like this

It's not like stuff like this just happens and you actively have to avoid it.
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>>738254326
How many fidget spinners do you own?
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>>738255214
Well, I meant at what age, but thanks for the answers anyway.
I'm a faggot, but if it means anything, I'd let you fuck me.
Anyway, have a good night, anon.
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>>738255367

Zero.
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Do you do anything worthwhile at least? like making money or art?
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>>738255214
>It's not like stuff like this just happens and you actively have to avoid it.
That's exactly how the world works mate. You are given lot of opportunities which you fail to see or realise in time because of several issues you have with yourself: lack of confidence, karisma you name it
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do you have any deformities ?

any mental disorders ?

were you bullied in school?

are you balding ?

are you religious?

did you do good in school?

whats your weight if you dont mind telling me?

thanks
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>>738255439

I have a low paying job (1/2 day) in a supermarket, because I've been unable to find anything using my degrees in the last year. I mainly do sports (esp. climbing / bouldering, running and cycling), cook and read. I own an (electric) piano but I am really fucking untalented.

>>738255535

I can't remember any opportunity as in a sign of interest from a girl or something.
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>>738255682
>do you have any deformities ?

No.

>any mental disorders ?

MDD

>were you bullied in school?

No.

>are you balding ?

No.

>are you religious?

No.

>did you do good in school?

Very good both in school and university grade-wise.

>whats your weight if you dont mind telling me?

72 kg.
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would u
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>>738254326
mind posting a pic of yourself op?
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Virgin at 24 here. I've had two opportunities but the circumstances were shady at best. One of the girls who wanted it was the longtime girlfriend of one of my best buds. The other girl was the ex of another good friend.

Being a moralfag is hard sometimes. Looking back, I probably should've fucked one of them just to get it out of the way.
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>>738256007

woah there anon!
you gave me a heart attack
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>>738256084

Face
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do you actively pursue physical contact and or relationships with other women?

Are you content with having given up if not?

have you thought about fucking men?
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>>738256183
That would be a no I'm guessing?
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>>738256188
As long as your eyes aren't fucked, you're not that bad looking. Get out more faggot.
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>>738256278

it's up to op, not me
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>>738255782
>>738255915
Okey so basically based on your description you seem to be an intelligent guy who takes care of himself (even though not satisfied with current job) does sports and has active hobbies. As I mentioned above your primary issue is the complete lack of self confidence and/or having the vision of targeting destinations in your future. Saying you are "untalented" also refers to the fact that you have no idea what to do with your life in the long term because for some reason you forget to set up goals. Maybe all I'm saying is complete bullshit but w/e
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>>738256231
>do you actively pursue physical contact and or relationships with other women?

I used to when I was younger. You know, chatting up girls at parties / in bars, Tinder, OKCupid and all that shit.

>have you thought about fucking men?

No.

>>738256345

My eyes are okay.
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>>738254602
It's actually pretty easy to avoid sex/kissing. Since women rarely actively pursue men (exception being where they have competition, i.e. men that have high social value such as fame or $$$), all you have to do is ignore any flirting you may encounter IRL. Just like any dense anime main character.
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what should i do to prevent becoming you? i'm 23 virgin
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>>738256443

My long term goal in the last years was to find a fucking job.
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>>738254326
I'm in the same situation, but 25. At least I have a good job and can spend a lot of my free time playing vidya...
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>>738256633
>My long term goal in the last years was to find a fucking job.
Good destination reached.
What's next?
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>>738255915

what caused you to have MDD ( if you dont wanna talk about it thats ok )

do you take anti depressants or go to therapy or just do nothing about your mental health?

are you shy/beta ? ( be honest, we're all beta autists here anyway )

would you settle down with a single mom ?

do you have any sick fetishes ?
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>>738255214
It most certainly was NOT disappointing.
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>>738254326

would you fuck or be fucked by a guy? Just to at least lose v card?
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>>738254326
ecchi is life
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>>738256839
I'd let him fuck me.
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>>738254326
why do you keep making the same shitty thread every day?
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where are you from?
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>>738256767

By that, I meant a job which moves me over the poverty line. Working in a supermarket was not my fucking plan.

>>738256787
>what caused you to have MDD ( if you dont wanna talk about it thats ok )

Was always there. Maybe its more appropriately called dysthymia then.

>do you take anti depressants or go to therapy or just do nothing about your mental health?

Took SSRIs and went to therapy (CBT). Shit got better but never disappeared.

>are you shy/beta ?

I am certainly beta but not necessarily shy. Just socially awkward.

>would you settle down with a single mom ?

Yes.

>do you have any sick fetishes ?

No.
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>>738257002

Because I like repetitive behavior! AUTISMO!!!

>>738257223

Germany.
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>>738257002
>/b/ - The Same Shitty Thread Made Every Day
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>>738254326
Let me tell you one thing! 20 is not the point of no return. I made it with 21.
There's still hope!
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>>738257486

This
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>>738257530
what about 25?
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i'm 24 and still virgin. Bachelor of Science, unemployed, still finishing up lots of courses ex. CNC, CAD, TIG welding, forklift. Physically active. Practice basketball. 120 lbs. Ride bicycle. I've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend (I'm bisexual). The reason I never got laid is the fact I'm anti-social as fuck. I never go to parties, walk out with friends etc.
Even though I'm virgin I don't feel depressed about it. You shouldn't be worrying too OP.
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>>738257787
unless you're 5ft tall you need to gain some weight
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>>738257933
yeah, I know. That's my goal for this year.
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guyz who claim to be anti social don't you have some1 that covers your back? being a wingman or something? maybe you just need the first push
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>>738258907

OP here. Don't have any friends.
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>>738259108
family?
No way you cannot find some1 who you have something in common with
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>>738259479

Don't have much contact to my family.
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>>738254326
19 what do....
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>>738259786
you do everything alone? even sports?
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>>738259893

Yes.
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>>738256839
both
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1) Find a rave to go to
2) Do loads of MDMA (Cuts through the depression)
3) Talk shit to everyone
4) Eventually, find girl
5) ??????????????/
6) Profit

At least that's how I did it at age 24, and I also have autism
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>>738254326

I'll be turning 22 this year, I'm still a kissless dateless virgin and I want to stay that way, how is wizard life?
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>>738260412

Only used alcohol and got to the talk shit to everyone stage. Never any further.
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>>738260412
good point, drugs help
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Tinder smh
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>>738261329

OP here. Used Tinder. Got a few matches but almost never got any reply.
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>>738261400
what did you start the convo with? what did you say?
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>>738261502

"Hi". Because I am neither witty, nor eloquent in the slightest.
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>>738254326
TBH the ages should be more like
13
15
18
22
30
30
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>>738261400
idk be confident?
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This picture is pretty fucking accurate. Honestly, lost my virginity at 17 because I was tired of being one of you fucking losers. Most of you faggots are probably just like me, decent to good looking but you need to change your way of looking at things. Just go out there and get some pussies you fucking stupid cunts. Its easy.
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>>738254326
Do you think being a virgin gave you more succes in life at some other places like computers or school?
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>>738262015

Maybe in school/uni because I had more time to focus on my studies. Did't pay off though because grades don't mean shit.
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>>738262156
the same here (Poland). I did my degree and I still can't find a decent job.
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what did you guyz study and which field are you trying to find a job?
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>>738263814

OP here. Studied molecular biology (BSc, MSc, PhD).
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>>738256174
nah, you did the right thing anon
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>>738263814
BSc. Main course: Transportation. Speciality: Automotive diagnostics
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>>738264678

Could you describe this degree?
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>>738265112
"Diagnosis and operation of motor vehicles"
Graduates are prepared to engineering and research profession in terms of: construction and operation of vehicles, maintenance and repairs of vehicles and the design of technical facilities, assessment of the technical condition of the means of transport and theory of modern diagnostic systems, vehicle maintenance and repair equipment, air and rail transport, organization and management of transport facilities, transport ecology, organization and management of transport facilities and the application of new methods in this field, conducting research on the operation and durability of vehicles.
This is the description from the homepage of my university. I'm not sure if everything is translated properly.
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>>738254326
If I'm planning to be a wizard and I'm still a virgin, but not kissless, can I still become a wizard?
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Fuuuckers
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>>738256839
If you are not gay, fucking a guy does not count as losing your v card.
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>>738254326
Do you have high standards OP, or would you fuck close to any girl that offered?
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>>738268179

I would fuck close to any girl who offered. No girl ever offered though.
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>>738254326
have u even tried?
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>>738268462

yeah but she woke up. didn't end well.
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>>738268462

Yes. Chatting up girls at parties + bars or the gym. Tinder. OKCupid
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I lost my virginity at the age of 26. She was a Peruvian girl I met in a bar in Cuzco on my way to Machu Picchu. It was 12pm and I had spent the whole evening alone trying to get to know someone (I was not necessarily looking for a girl but rather for a drinking buddy because I did not expect to meet someone with tits on that evening). However, it took me five minutes to get my tongue into her mouth and we had a ONS. However, the next morning I suggested her to take her to Machu Picchu and paid for her trip in exchange for more sex. :D


However, for some reason I still managed to fuck a
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>>738268603
and u say nothing worked? U got any feedback?
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>>738254326
Should I give a shit that I'm 24 and kissless? I'm pretty attractive and successful but have absolutely no desire to be with anyone. I've known a lot of girls and guys who were into me but there was just 0 desire on my part to do anything about it.

I think somethings wrong with me because I like sex and porn but I don't actually wanna be involved with anyone. Anyone else kinda know this feel?
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>>738268982

Girls usually were bored after a few minutes.
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Why are people this surprised that people do not get laid? I'm in the same boat, and I'm 29. Never had sex, not even close to it. Some people are simply unattractive and girl hate them.
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>>738268860
>However, for some reason I still managed to fuck a

Sorry, pressed "post" to early...

I wanted to say: I didn't have sex for 3 years, but now I have been in a relationship with a petite Vietnamese girl for a year (she is 25 years and only 1.45m, I am 1.80m), flat breasts, and people stare at us a little bit when we are walking in the street, but she is just too cute and she is really pretty.
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>>738269250
I think it's more common than people think. Movies and popculture gives you the impression that situations leading to sex just happen to pop up at random, nomatter how geeky/poor/shy you are. In reality girls only actively pursue guys in the top 5-10%. Later in life you can change your odds due to career/education - not so in your 20's.

I lost my virginity at 19 and only had sex 4 times until I reached 25 and met my wife. Now I'm 31 and have a pretty succesfull career (lawyer). I often meet women who throw themselves at me even though I am skinny and balding, but I refuse since I am happily married and my wife is a cutie.
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>>738269139
And I thought I was alone, lol. If you happen to find anything related to our condition, inform me.
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There's no excuse for being a virgin. Just save some money and go to the Philippines for a week.
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>>738254326
Buy drugs. Offer to share with ugly grill. Profit??
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>>738254326
Virgin at 39. Get on my level.
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>>738269989
>I lost my virginity at 19 and only had sex 4 times until I reached 25 and met my wife. Now I'm 31 and have a pretty succesfull career (lawyer). I often meet women who throw themselves at me even though I am skinny and balding, but I refuse since I am happily married and my wife is a cutie.

OP here. I'm envious as fuck.
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im 19 and also kissless virgin, I've always just been one to never actually go for it with a girl, mainly because I worry about what other people would think, especially in school

starting to feel really shit about the way I look aswell, hating certain features like my nose eyes etc. mainly cos i found sites like lookism analysing people's faces and talking about the importance of looks..
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>>738270962
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
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>>738270889
where do i go exactly? and how much does a trip cost?
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