I fucking hate my life /b/ >want to cook steaks >5 AM >if

>>738233537
/thread

>>738233596
what the fuck

>>738233537
let them marinate in some spices and little bit of oil for the hour, itl be more than worth it.

faggot

Just cook them. Your roommate isnt the boss of you
Also, it is no less socially acceptable to cook steak at 5 than at 6.
Both are a dumb time to cook steak but you do you

>>738233537
That steak looks terrible, like veal.
It's pink like pussy, steak should be red/brown.

Maybe it's not steak? maybe it's Snek? or bettter yes a sub human

>>738233537
What kind of faggot roommate doesn't want steak for breakfast

>>738233711
Poor people steak

>>738233537
What kind of pink ass fucking steak are you eating?

Stop being such a faggot and cook it pussy, post results

>>738233537
>$2.67
kek what is that rat meat?

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>>738233537
tfw in jail for cooking steaks

>>738233711
Sorry my phone camera is kind of fucked up.

They aren't the best quality steaks but I eat a lot of steak so I have to buy them cheap if I want to get my fix.

>>738233777
czeched

>Be hungry as fuck
>Too lazy to cook something
>Don't want to go eat out
>Orderd food is usually disgusting

What do?

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>>738233977
>>738233777

>>738233941
Probably the only meat you trust yourself to cook for fear of food poisoning

>>738233777
trip sevens confirm that my roommate is a fucking faggot.

I'm cooking the steaks. Just took them out to cool to room temperature.

OP, what is your roommates problem with you cooking early? Noise?

Is there anything you could do to make it quieter? Maybe close a door or cook it slower so it spits less for example. Outright banning something rather than looking for compromise is gonna lead to arguments or something, you have the right to eat just like he has the right to quiet.

>>738234068
I cook a lot of different foods. I just like the taste of beef.

Yesterday I had crab meat cooked in butter with rice. A few days ago I had roasted chicken breast, and I use ground turkey for spaghetti. I also eat fish.

I just like steak. i have it almost every day.

>>738234075
>trip sevens

inb4 OP cooks it too much and causes outrage

Medium master race reporting in

>>738233537
don't annoy your roommate
steaks are high

>>738234219
OP should cook them well done with ketchup

>>738234252
I don't think anyone would care if you ate a $2.67 steak with ketchup.

>>738234252

Truly the only way to enjoy a good Steak

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just eat them raw??????????

>>738234219
Medium-rare here, everything seems to be in order with this post.
Carry on.

>>738234252
trump steak

>>738233537
looks dank bro

What kind of shitty roommates do you have?

I made full on pizza from scratch the other night at 4:30am. Made the dough and everything. Took ages. Not a single complaint from either one of my 3 room mates.

Just make your fucking steak man, it's your house too, you pay rent. Fucking do as you please in your own home

Let it marinate dude eye round steaks are so lean and in general aren't good

>>738234595
I was thinking about marinating one of them in soy sauce and crushed garlic for a little while but i'm not sure. What does /b/ think?

>>738233537
Eye of round is terrible. Plus that's supposed to be braised but it's going to be dry as fuck o.o. Don't ever by that meat. If you want something cheap go with Chuck or shoulder clod. If you want to go up but still budgeting go with chuck eye.Never eye of round. Butcher fag of 5 years. Plus I cook all the time.

>>738233537
cook steak,

and patatoes.

and eggs

it's a breakfast meal and you want a early start.

fuck your roomate.

(literally because this is /b/

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>>738233710
Do you know who thinks there is ever a bad time to cook steaks?
Communists.

>>738233710
There's no dumb time to cook a steak.

OP, be a goddamn adult and cook as you please. Just imagine how happy you will be after getting a nice char on the outside, and slathering your fully cooked steak in sweet delicious ketchup.

>>738234737
I actually bought a fuckton of yellow potatoes yesterday.

>>738234735
Thanks for the advice anon. I normally eat beef loin flap steaks but my budget has been a little tight since my mom kicked me out.

I still love steak though.

Be a fucking man, Add garlic powder and cook it until it's pink, You fucking pussyboi faggot.

And by roommate, I'm assuming it's your dirty whore of a mother. You cuckboy.

>>738234869
thanks for the advice anon

alright it's time to cook. I'll update the thread when I'm done

>>738233537
Say steaks 1 more fucking time OP

>>738233537
Easy, cook them in the oven.

>>738234516
Dough is neither that impressive nor does it take ages to make.
Also what makes a pizza a 'full on' pizza? You realise pizza is tramp food made popular right?

>>738234964
Post results when Done op

>>738235061
It does take a while for yeast to rise.

That steak is going to be terrible regardless when you cook it. Yuck get your shit together so you're thinking about cooking steaks at 6pm instead of vise versa

>>738235148
Yeah if you treat it like an autistic.
Treat it gently without hitting it and prove in a warm area, then knock it back shape it and reprove

>>738235185

Steak is the breakfast of champions, You retarded cuckboi motherfucker.

>>738234964
I'm eagerly awaiting with bated breath

>>738235255
Fucking kek

>>738233537
Slice it thinly, eat it raw with soy sauce and grated ginger.

You don't actually have to set fire to *all* your food, you know.

>>738234150
Enjoy your liver cancer when you get older.

>>738235434
Cancer is a myth, just like global warming and Hillary Clinton

>>738235389
That is not the steak you would want to eat raw

>>738233831
Lol eye of round is poor people steak but you can do it up nicely with some meat tenderizer low and slow if you know.
< Butcher

>>738235518

Oh, right, American.

I live in a country with food safety standards, so generally don't think of such things.

>>738234648
Nah go Worcestershire garlic n onion powder. Pepper. Meat tenderizer.

>>738235645
American food safety standards
>is it safe to sell and make a profit

>if I try to cook the steaks right now I will be yelled at by roommate

So? Yell back. Tell him to go fuck himself.
Stop being a pussy.

>>738235645
Which country is that?

>>738233699
>wet marinating a steak

You're the faggot here m8

>>738234964

You guys realise he waited the full hour right?

>>738235908
He's probably going to suck his roommate off later too, the bitch.

>>738235973
You mean his mother

>>738235973
And his roomate is probably a nigger who also fucks OP's girlfriend the fucking cuck.

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>>738233537
Cook up some eggs with your steak and do it NOW

Anytime is a good time for steak & eggs. Breakfast of champions. Oh. and tell your roommate to choke on your dick if he says anything.

>>738236038
OP has a girlfriend?

>>738236061
Better get some ketchup on that steak nigga!

>>738233537
You have a USDA stamp on them, so I assume you are in America. Do what you want.
(we're not your nanny)

>>738235645
Not because of the risk of getting sick, but because that is a cheap tough cut of beef.
But, I know you just wanted to take a jab at America.

>>738234075
> cool to room temp

So what you had them heating up already? Jesus get it together

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Well? I'm cooking eggs and potatoes as well, but what does /b/ think?

Also sorry for bad quality. My camera sucks.

Cook it! It been an hour.

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>>738236261
Holy kek, what fucking kind of steak is that?!

>>738233537
Fuck him and cook your steak

>>738235678
>Worcestershire
too many sylla..... sylla..... too many parts to that word

>>738236261
Don't forget the ketchup! Don't be a complete faggot!

>>738236261
I wouldn't give that to a starving dog holy shit

Absolutely disgusting

>>738236417
Its 3 fucking syllables nigger. Go back to school.

Put steak on head

Check these quads

>>738233537
cook it, BTW pepsi sucks

>>738236426
>>738236127
>>738234851
>>738234252
>ketchup

>>738236501
fuck you, it's my post, I'll do what I want with it.

>>738233537
Cook some for your roommate. If he gets mad at you he'll look ungrateful.

Op is a giant fag

>>738236595
I'm sorry, do you prefer catsup?

>>738234150
Yur gonna get gout my dood

>>738236656
might as well use cat shit

>>738234058
Order food that isnt disgusting you fucking pleb

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>>738236426
>>738236439

>>738233537
5AM?
STEAK?
ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB

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>>738236777

>>738236777
Trips of justice. Enjoy OP. And that's my fave ketchup by the way. Have a good day sir.

>>738236777
>hunts
Good God man, that's the worst part of all this.

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>>738236777

>>738236261
>Sorry for the bad quality food

>>738234361
This

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>>738236860
>>738236870
>>738236901
>>738236999

>>738234150
Steak autism.

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>>738236777
How fucking poor are you OP? First them cheap ass steaks & then some knock off Heinz Ketchup.

>>738237120
My sides, also OP, fuck man what's going on with your life? Time to smarten yourself up son.

Well i'll see you all later. i'm going to eat my steaks

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>>738233537
For one buy a different steak that has fat marbled throughout, Season with salt and pepper and let it sit out of the fridge so that it is closer to room temp, heat your pan to a high heat and fry it until it is at most medium rare and when done allow the steak to rest for a further 2 minutes then eat it.

Why do I suddenly feel depressed after seeing how OP lives

You can get more at the poor people store

>>738237560
Because even his shitty life is better than yours.

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>>738233537
this thread warms my oldfag soul

>>738235599
Hey fellow butcherbro

>>738237560
>>738237932
Ops life is better than mine what does that make me?

>>738233537
Had to brown some meat before putting it in the slow cooker one morning before work (6:30am ish). The sight and smell of chunks of meat that early... Never again

>>738236261
wtf op did you even grill it? holy shit it looks like something Wayne Gretzky would face off with