>be me >leave school early because fuck my last two classes

>>738233317
do the same with his underwear, so you're even

get revenge and sniff his boxers while jacking it

>>738233317
Confront him about it. Maybe he will suck your dick. My mom came in my room and sat on my bed and asked what I wanted for dinner once. She got up and left and where she was sitting was a wet spot. Either my step dad just hot through fucking her or she was soaking wet. Either way I smelled it and fapped to it. Was awesome sauce

right as he's about to cum, scream "FAGOT ALERT, FAGOT ALERT" while hitting a trash can lid

>>738233412
fuck you took exactly what i was going to say /b/ro

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>>738233490
Omg my sides fuck you anon top kek

>>738233412
>>738233505
>>738233483
>>738233431
no jesus christ
Do I tell my mom?

>>738233317
your dad is a degenerate and he cant help it, use this to your advantage.
>Leave well placed pair of ripe boxers near his favorite fapping place.
>catch him in the act of spanking to your boyish scent, either on video or in person.
>???
>profit

>>738233628

and destroy a marriage, just start shitting in your boxers

>>738233669
I don't know if I can bear to watch it again

>>738233317
Leave the boxers in his underwear drawer with a note saying "I know" and then put a dollar amount and say you're willing to forget the whole thing.

>>738233761
Just confront him about it, and tell him to stop. What is his character like?

>>738233709
I love this anon...I wish we were friends. He makes me kek

>>738233317
Filme him and blackmail to get stuff, say you want prostitutes, a car, and a trip to Colorado to snowboard and smoke weed

>>738233317
Tell him to let you off of school and you 'might' let this slide

>>738233490
Holy shit this again and again

are you all retarded? just blackmail him, make him buy you a new car or whatever

UPDATE FROM OP incoming

>>738234466
...you can't just resort to blackmail for this. Your fucking father jacked off to your underwear

>>738233490
Fucking this

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OP here
So while I was sitting here reading your ideas I heard someone coming down the stairs
>fuck not supposed to be home for two hours
>hide in my closet
>my door opens
>hear rummaging
>i peeked through the crack in the closet door
>it's my dad
>he's stroking his dick in one hand, digging through my dirty laundry with the other
>I want to be dead
>he pulls out another pair of my boxers and starts literally huffing them
>he starts groaning my fucking name over and over
>"anon... Oh fuck... Anon... Yes anon"
>holding my boxers in his mouth he uses his free hand to take my school portait off the wall
>he moans really loudly
>the jerking stops
>he hangs it back on the wall, spits my boxers into the hamper, and goes back upstairs
>i come out
>the picture frame is fucking spattered with my dads semen
Seriously considering an hero

>>738233490
rollin' muh sides

>>738235130
Pic and timestamp?

>>738235367
Yeah, post fuckin' pics anon or else we won't believe you.

>>738235463
>>738235367
are you retarded? It's already over. And no I did not feel the urge to take a photo of whatever the fuck I just saw

>>738233628

NO YOU DON'T TELL YOUR MOM!

You don't tell anyone and you, your dad and your mother continue to live your life like nothing happened.

Your parents are together and your dad obviously has a job so I assume you come from fairly good home.

You know how lucky you are right?! Trust me, not worth risking it.

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>>738235571

>>738235824
I don't give a shit what you think
How do I stop my dad from jacking off to me

>>738235903
do it for him anon

>>738235903
fuck him so he doesn't need to jack off anymore

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>>738235694

please trust this anon and me divorce fucks u up man. More fucked up than what u witnessed.

>>738236035
nah man depends how dramatic the divorce is, but looking at this situation i think ur dad jacking it to pictures of u would be more damaging

How big is his dick tho

How tall is your dad?

What's the name of the Youtube series which features a black family with the son falling in love with the dad and jerking to his pics?

>>738236303
he's about 5'2" I think

>>738236394
also very interested in this anybody know?

>>738236403
>5'2"
BAWHAHAHHAH

>>738236276
maybe 3", it was hard to see because he was practically trying to rip it off

>>738236160
I say go for blackmail, just gather as much evidence as you can and use every piece one at a time. You have to fuck with him mentally. Don't let him know you have this much to use on him. What I'm saying is, you have to work like a poison and not a bullet. No clue if I made any sense with this post, but that's my 2 cents.

>>738233317
Blackmailing is an option

All these fucking dumb cunts. You'd think these underage retarded faggots would realise there's no school on a Saturday, especially since they also don't go to school today, fucking retarded kids.

>>738236403

>5'2

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>738236571
It's always the option, and possibly the best one.

>>738236588
we have school on saturday here dumbass

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEB YOU SKIP CLASS??

NOW LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU, SONNY BOY.

Jesus, he was just being a good dad.

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>5'2" dad with 3" cock
>wont take picture of jizz on school portrait
>obvious bait

>>738233490
This is EXACTLY what you do.

>sleath mode engaged
>sleath

Kek.

>>738236854
oh you meant the portrait yea I'll take a pic and post it hang on

>>738233490
Crying from laughter

so your dad likes to jack off to your boxers, so what? just an old man taking some forbidden pleasure in his likely mediocre life. if he ever takes it further and tries to do stuff to you physically, that's where it's gone way too far and shit has to fucking stop, tell everyone. but like, I dunno. I know shit must be disturbing as fuck but if you have a good family that's supported you your entire life, I think a lot of people would kill for that even if it came with this horrible little perversion. I can't really see things the way most other people see them though so I dunno

what choices do you have, really?

1. expose this and disturb everything and everyone in your family, because of something disgusting yet inconsequential

2. accept your father is a human being prone to lustful perversions that are far more common than everyone likes to think, try to forget about it and move on

3. confront him directly and talk about it(no idea how this might turn out)

I dunno honestly. I don't know how I'd react in the same situation if it was me. it must be strange to look your dad in the face after this, fuck. but really, what choices do you have? at this point you're forced into either trying for some kind of resolution or wiping it from your mind.

>>738236657
Oh, didn't know there were some countries who have many retarded children that they need schooling on a Saturday.

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>>738237196

>>738237196
lot of places do school on saturday because they have half-days and the kids actually have an opportunity to go and have a life daily instead of being locked into brainwashing facilities five days a week

but muh weekend

>>738235130
even if this is not op
you a idiot for not thinking he wasn't going to go back in your room to put boxers back

>>738237146
how long does it take to take a picture?

>>738237165
>t. OP's dad

>>738237416
about the same amount of time it takes to jack it on a picture of yourself. OP is full of shit.

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for you fucking idiots who don't beleive me

>>738237540
And yet here you are all bumping his thread like a fucking train ride.

>>738237609
Fake
/thread

>>738233317
Look you are never going to look at your dad the same way, he's a fucked up person accept it. May as well use this situation to black mail and manipulate him into getting what you want,

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>>738237609

>>738237670
maybe I will try to blackmail him

>>738237819
Yea that studio asked to use my portrait in their site, i said yes

>>hide you stupid fuck.
because he is going to be putting those boxers back

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>>738237886
you've obviously fucked with the picture in photoshop then

>>738237886
Anon, please just stop...

>>738237609
Dude looks like a fucking Picasso painting.

fucked with nose cause you thought it wouldnt come up in google?

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>last two classes
>lives in texas
>8:48 am in texas
> ????

>>738237995
A Picasso/Pollok colab

>>738238161
Hey, that's close to me. I live in garland. Neat.

>>738233412
That will teach him

>>738238161
OP here my sides are in orbit
Nice catch

>>738238481
Its bcs of your kind that b's sht nowadays... Summerfags everywhere

>>738238945
Kill yourself

>>738233628
Fuck yes. How hot would that 3 way be.

>>738239080
I could fuck my mom and my dad could watch and Jack it into my undies

>>738233412
this

>>738233860
do it.

OP again here
>went to sit in the backseat of our car to collect my thoughts
>hear footsteps on the gravel
>dad_approaching.jpeg
>duck down in back seat
>he was carrying a small bag
>he gets in, i'm shitting bricks
>turns over the ignition
>guess we're going for a ride.mov
>hear zipper
>can hear him rubbing his tres incheros
>"oh anon....anon..."
>car going faster
>seems out of control
>"anon, i'm... cumming!!!"
>suddenly car jerks hard to the left
>we run into the loch ness monster

>>738233709
Holy mother of TOPKEK

Fuck your dad obviously

Go back to class, underage b&.
You'll never get into a good college if you stay on this degenerate site.

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>>738239258

>>738239258
Actual op here, that was a really good twist until you said fuck it and did the lochness monster bit. I was hoping it was gomna be like a jerk off suicide thing that forces the son to reveal himself

>>738239872
i also forgot to make use of the small bag. oh well.

>>738239258
I really hope your dick is half an inch because Nessy is gonna want about tree fiddy

>>738233490
holy shit, this

>>738233709
top kek, top advice

>>738236552
you have to work like a poison and not a bullet
not op, but holy shit, thats ... insightful

>>738235130
you should thank your dad for not molesting you when you were younger ...

>>738240390
Breaking someone's mind is easy if you take the right steps - Anon That You Replied To

>>738236737
kek

>>738240566
For all i know maybe he did

>>738237165
this. Unless its op's dad, as >>738237165 points out

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>>738240610
Yeah.
Anything is easy if you take the right steps, you pretentious moron.

>>738240610
i agree, but in this case, i think op's mind is the one thats broken. very neat advice, tho

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>>738240812
>pretentious

>>738240879
Break the father even more. Make him scared of OP and leave the mom clueless