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Cont from >>738218875 Ok, anyone interested in a PROPER

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Cont from >>738218875

Ok, anyone interested in a PROPER Alfie by Incase dump?

I'm talking the whole 547 (shit he just updated in the last 3 days) BUT I'm gonna need bumps every now and then so the thread doesn't die.

Anyone in?
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>>738222916
From last threads
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Bump. Keep posting
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>>738222916
6"2 anon reporting for booty
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>>738222916
Keep them coming OP
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>>738222916
downloading anon here, still with you for now
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>>738222916
Dicks out boys! Were in for a long night
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>>738222916
i hope they show the dragon with some fetish also, would really wrap things up nicely
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Op my diamonds are failing, need support asap!
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>>738223330
I'll be honest.. Big dragons and lizards are kinda my thing so i wouldn't be opposed to some dragon porn.
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>>738222916

That took way too long also lel looks like it swaps from the phone.. fuck I sound new.

OK now going to get wine then another dump
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>>738223471
Op is too busy trying to take a tit pick for the starcrossed lover boy who she will never meet. Thread is drowning in water in the mean time.
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>>738223471
6"2 anon here, wow. Love those tits.
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>>738223471
Bra off op
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>>738223582

Or could be because I said I'd post it as the second image, chin up mate

>>738223593

thanks fam
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>>738223582
You never know man... Pretty soon they might be doing porn dumps together on the sofa in front of a nice fire.
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>>738223624

Not happening fam sorry
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>>738223689
Feet?
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>>738223689
wait, someone glued you to your bra?
that's so cruel!
what's your address, op? i'll come help you get it off
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Is there futa
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>>738223751

Ohhhh you do not won't to see those worn puppies - most people like soft delicate feet, mine are worn from work
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>>738223794
I still do op
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>>738223756

That shouldn't have made me smile but it did, nah bro the bf says bras fine but nothing more then that (trust me if I'd been single I would have had those tits out the second I hit 18)

>>738223770

Not that I know of just really straight, gay (homo and lesbian)
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>>738223633
He's jealous of us
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>>738223834

You really REALLY don't, one of my feet is recovering from a year long problem with an ingrown toenail
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>>738223873

lel
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>>738223884
Even better.
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>>738223934
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>>738223884
Can't be that bad
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>>738223934
Got anything like that dress in the closet, OP?
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>>738223950

Really what attracts you to worn feet?
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>>738223794
Hey op, 6"2 anon here. I gotta get going to work. Keep these degenerates busy. Great rack btw. Thanks for the fap material. Touch yourself for me while im gone. In fact, everybody touch yourselves for me.
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>>738223955

It's not as bad as it was but still not like the feet I see in feet threads

>>738223964

Fuck no, trust me if I did I'd be giving massive tit shots in that thread as well as tit jobs to him
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>>738223971
It means you are not afraid to get down and dirty ;)
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>>738223998

Sure thing, got a name anon? can I get a timestamp before you leave?
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>>738224012
Shame. Oh well. What's the sexiest thing you own
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>>738224034

and the first word that came to my brain was 'for money' make me sound like a pro lel, sure I'll do it when we crack 200
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>>738224047
Jackson, please
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>>738224012
let's see em anon
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>>738224074
Hell yeah!
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>>738224070

Not too sure, he's really into like boss persons (glasses, white button up shirt, black pants and work boots) but I guess I personally enjoy my green military dress (same freen)

>>738224101

Mkay I'm sure I can do that
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>>738224272
Hey now we have two sexy beasts in here! Its a party now!
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>>738224335
time to fap
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>>738224388
Oh its always time to fap my freind
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>>738224446
Thanks babe
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>>738224511

my sides
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>>738224543

Happy to help
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>>738224446
One of the feet bros here.....gotta leave soon....think you can post em before then?
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>>738224580

Sure after this post but it might not have a timestamp I'll see what I can do
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>>738224586
Feet feet feet
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>>738224547
Im here to post dank memes and shoot my cream. Just doing my job ma'am.
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>>738224580

Dear lord please kill me
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>>738224695
I just wanna see em op
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>>738224779
Those aren't even bad. What're you worried about?
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>>738224779
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>>738224446
I will try
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>>738224779
Am i the only lone person here that needs pussy to get off? Feet is like a brick wall to me. Zero attraction.
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>>738224779
They aren't that bad op. They are cute little piggys.
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>>738224857

Thanks anon, all I could see was horror when I took them
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>>738224891
Damn it. Fuckin up
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>>738224891

Cute outfit! I love red and black! Before you go any clue to your job??

>>738224898

Personally I'm not attracted to them and I can see the want for a pussy (though I can get off on tits and chest alone)

>>738224899

Thanks really appreciate it
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>>738224891
Oh shit, he has upside-down syndrome. ABORT THE MISSION!
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>>738224928

It's fine, I had to redo mine (then again I was drunk)
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>>738224960
If I can put my dick in it, it's hot. For the most part lol
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>>738224779
10/10
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>>738225018

lel

>>738225042

thanks anon
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>>738224960
I have only ever gotten off on a tit pic if its someone I've been with before. I just mentally complete the rest of the picture.

Im not easily excitable
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>>738225168

That's fair, I mean I've seen enough tits to get off to them but that being said it's more of the idea of her dominating me (mfw I'd give anything for Vera to straddle my face)
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>>738225243

Very nice! Think of me during your day!
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>>738225327
It will be hard for me not to.
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Naw you
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>>738225592

Need some more bumps anons please
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>>738225472
I got a fat friend who wants me to fuck her ass next time I'm in the states. Never tried anal and wife would never do it. Anyone got any experience?
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>>738225646
K
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>>738225646
You got my bump baby
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>>738225699
If you value your marriage, do it
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>>738225699

Op here and uhh make sure she cleans before hand? But yeah don't cheat, talk to the wife about it? Worse case do something specific she wants to equal out.

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>>738225707

Thanks anons
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>>738225752
Wife can't have sex anyway because she has a disorder. She's okay with me having sex with other women. Been two years since last time I had sex anyway. And if I did fuck her in the ass, I probably was going to do it in the shower to make sure things stay clean.
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>>738225774
No prob boo
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What's uppp op
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>>738225864

Well I mean if it's ok for her go for it but yeah make sure the chick cleans herself out before hand (not sure if enema??)
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my weight gain!
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Show off the tummy
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>>738225922
Good to know. I'm guessing this girl knows what she's doing since she says she likes anal. Probably won't screw her though because she seems like the kind of girl to poke holes in my condoms or do something for me to get her pregnant.
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>>738226025

oh god no, no no but thanks anon, feet were an exception
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>>738226037
Abort the mission dude. Dont stick your dick in crazy
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>>738226037

Mmmm I wouldn't put my dick in that vagina in case, also take all used condoms with you. If that cunt be pregnancy psycho don't take any risk
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This
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>>738226066
Aww oh well
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>>738226120
Already did once two years ago. Probably won't even see her since she's in my home state. But no sex in a marriage sucks. Never date a woman with vaginismus.
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>>738226301

What is that (would search but dumping)

>>738226305

Not really, I mean I have thought of doing him up the ass for my own pleasure but traps don't really do it for me
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>>738226301
Dude, there are plenty of ways to have sex. Just figure one out that works for both of you. Getting your dick wet isn't worth cheating on someone.
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>>738226392
Does he know youve thought about it
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>>738226476

The wife said she's cool with it fam
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>>738226392
Basically, any type of vaginal penetration causes the success to spasm and tighten up, causing extreme pain.
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>>738226520

Oh yeah for sure, every time I give him a massage I get to his ass and just perk him up saying "you know anons would kill to see your ass right?"

Might do it one night, not too sure.
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>>738226572

Oh good lord that's fucking awful! Poor thing and poor you. Yeah no I wouldn't marry that to be honest but overall if you love and her and she lets you dick strangers? Is she ok with blow jobs?
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>>738226579
You mean you'd film it for us? How thoughtful
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>>738226392
from webmd

"When a woman has vaginismus, her vagina's muscles squeeze or spasm when something is entering it, like a tampon or a penis. It can be mildly uncomfortable, or it can be painful."

basically it makes sex painful for women.
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Probably not, I'd get him more comfortable with pictures for but that being said there's nothing of me up here so I doubt he'd want to share should I ever peg him
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annnnnnnnnd this is why I don't believe in God (or that this is actually everyone's Hell and so nothing really counts)
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>>738226476
Wife has a very low libido. Lower ever since she started to gain weight from depression. Sucks at pretty much everything else when it comes to sex. Worst blow jobs I ever had. So she's cool with me sleeping with other girls.
>>738226625
Terrible. But I still love her and I know she'd be probably dead without me. She's pretty hopeless unfortunately. More like a daughter than a wife.
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>>738226644
Get some weed, lsd, dmt, etc. And see if the mind alerted state doesn't alter her bodies response to insertion.
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>>738226766

You guys having any babies? Like maybe IVF (or whatever it's called) ??? I'm sure she's glad that you're with her and it's good she understands your needs

also >>738226788

Whenever I got high I pretty much couldn't tell where I was, made anything sexual awesome but that being said I'm horny as fuck
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>>738226788
I don't think that will change much. Alcohol didnt help. It's a unconscious physiological response. Hell, she had to be sedated for surgery to break her hymen. Even botox injections to her vaginal walls didn't help.
>>738226836
Probably one day just because I want a nice homestead out in oregon. Dunno how she'll squeeze a baby out though. Probably need a c section
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Wubalubadubdubbbb
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>>738226766
Thats sounds really depressing man


>>738226836 side tangent: is there only the races we've seen so far in this comic?
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>>738226977
Yeah, but the effects of alcohol vs. The effects of something like lsd or shrooms is like a bb gun vs. A howitzer cannon.
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>>738226977

Nothing wrong with a C-section anon, just ask her if it's what she wants (given birth now days I've come to accept anything that happens to me)

>>738226979

my nigga

>>738227025

Pretty much only human - halfling, halfling on elf and soon to be halfling on halfling and eventually human on human (I hope there's more in the future)
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>>738227104
Im pickle Rick!!
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>>738227126

Looking forward to the next season
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>>738227163
Fuck yeah! Also, whats this comic called?
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>>738227197
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>>738227025
You have no idea. It's gotten to the point where sex just kind of makes me angry. Even if I'm horny, I don't really want to do anything. Which is why I've been dry for two years.

>>738227104
Still going to be a while though. Only have roughly 70k saved up. Need a house first before anything.
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>>738227201

Alfie by INCASE
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>>738227096
Good to know. I've mentioned that she should try shroom for her depression. Supposed to help I hear. I can't touch the stuff because my job. Only drug I could take is steroids.
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>>738227250
Thanks, Anon. You're a champ for dumping.
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>>738227234

Could always save up for another country or state? and honestly anon I'd take time for you to find what you loved about sex and then let you accept it when you're with another person.
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>>738227316

No problem anon glad you're liking it
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>>738227355
I need to be used like that.
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>>738227390

I think everyone wants to be used like that
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>>738227461
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>>738227318
I'm pretty set on Oregon. Getting a loan would be no issue, but I'd rather have most paid off and take as little of a loan as possible. Want at least 5 acres as well.
Problem is finding someone who'd be okay with the situation too. The girl I last had sex with still doesn't know I'm married since it was just a one time thing.
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>>738227104
Hmm... I guess that means im out. If there aint no dragon dick i am not interested. They could at least throw an orc or something a little bit more fantasy race then elves and halflings.
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>>738227475
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>>738227300
It's at least worth a try. It might be an option on the table. Especially combining shrooms with weed. Joe rogan talks about it a lot on his podcast about how the different highs kind of compliment each other and coelece.
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>>738227487

I'd seek out dating sites anon, if you're just looking for sex make sure you're just going for sex and like she said make sure you are safe for the love of fuck.

>>738227493

Could happen in the future but not atm though anon sorry
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>>738227625
Vocaroo some of these lines, Anon :P
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>>738227660

Vocaroo? I assume that means me recording the file and sharing it?
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>>738227574
I am autistic pervert with class! I'll leave you all with the best porn i have to offer. See you all later!
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>>738227716
Yes ma'am
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>>738227740

spaghetti OP
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>>738227748

Jokes on you I sound like a 10 year old boy! But yeah legit while I am flattered I'm probably not what you're looking for
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>>738227823
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>>738227816
Doesn't mean you can't give it a try haha
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>>738227522
I know weed is off the table. Even the smell makes her want to vomit. I've never done any drugs so I have no idea about the stuff besides what I read.

>>738227574
Always am safe. My problem is probably looks too. Keep my hair shaved because I'm losing it anyway. Body's not great, but it's not bad. Little bit buffer than the main dude in this. Packing an average tool, but I've never got any complaints. I'll check out tinder or something though, thanks for the advice.
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>>738227852

In the future possibly, don't worry you'll be able to see me around
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>>738227856

No problem, trust me with it being 2017 your best bet is with the net
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>>738227872
I'll be keeping an eagle eye out for you
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>>738227934
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>>738227929

Sweet as anon
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>>738227965
Naw you
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>>738227990
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>>738227915
Except for the fact that I'm in japan right now and it's hard to get laid if you don't speak the language. Women here aren't as easy as Americans either.
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>>738228031
i was just in japan it was fun
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>>738228031

Flash that cash for some legally aged girl, isn't the age of consent like 14?
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>>738228110
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>>738228031
Dude, just get a shirt that says "me rove you rong time" lmao bound to work.
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>>738228170

and I am pretty sure I'm gonna pass out so good night anons sorry I was so close! ehentai INCASE alfie will have the rest of the comic, my bad
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>>738228094
I'll probably just wait it out in the mean time. I'll be head back to the states in a few months to go back to my job out of California.plus, I've been out of the dating game for so long I'd probably blow my chances by being awkward about it.
>>738228146
Works in Thailand 100% of the time.
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>>738228285
Night anon, I'll miss you
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>>738228285
Hey, night anon. Thanks for the chat and advice.
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Bye anon
Please post pussy pics next
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damn this was a great read. these alfie comics are really quality. and its not just the eroticism, which is really fucking hot. there's good story, background, complex character interactions, etc

i love it
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Is Anon the author, too?
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