I'm drunk I'm tired of politics Can we please have

>>738211062
Liberalism is a mental disorder

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>>738211062
I'm going to samefag the fuck out of this thread.

Posting anything

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>>738211178
It sure is! Thank you for your input!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

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Ass

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>>738211301
Did this blow your mind? You may have been red-pilled. You may be a simple man.

Here's your sign.

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Bumping.

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keeping this thread alive cause i sont know where to post these pics

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>>738211062
Alright nigger what's good then beside politic? Trump and putin made out earlier for 2 hrs

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mind if i spam my family problems?

>>738212620
Keep it short fam

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>>738212620
Please do

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>>738212620
Go ahead mah boi

>>738212444
I saw that, pretty hot

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>>738212775

Yes. Do eet.

>>738213180

Yuri changed his name from Thomas to Yuri when he was around 17-18. During this time he got heavily into fetishism, in particular submissive play. I myself have experimented with BDSM for around a week or so and found it not to my liking as it's far too aggressive for me to really get into. I prefer to make love to my women, you know. He loves getting ordered around, to the point where he has a Dominatrix or whatever in Adelaide who commanded him not to wash himself for over a year. He didn't, and wore the same unwashed shirt constantly. His last name was literally changed to a synonym of 'In Hell'. Legit, he used to sign off his tax returns the same way. Also, this guy was employed by the way. How the fuck he got employed I have no idea.

I met this guy during my stay at Residential Student Housing. How the fuck he got in and how the fuck he got a girlfriend is completely beyond me, all I know is that she was into Dominating and bad hygiene. Alas! Yuri had met his perfect match, or so he thought. She was far too demanding and I warned him about that, as a constantly concerned friend of his that I was at the time.

Yuri also admitted to experimenting with bisexuality, loudly, with an audience, much to the chagrin of the rest of normal sociable people, in the common room at my residential house, for everyone to hear. We were fully acquainted throughout his inane rambling that he parted cheek from asshole and let some buff dude fill him with jelly pride and he liked it. Apparently, according to him. The best of me thinks that he's an attention seeker, meaning the realist - the optimist believes that he's telling the truth but I really don't think so. I can confirm the rest of this is true, this part is chinese whispers on my end, from his mouth to mine. So who knows.

Yuri constantly made sexual remarks towards me [a male] regarding my ass.

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>>738213253

>>738213488
. My girlfriend has also remarked that I have a tight ass, Yuri says that he wants to stick his dick in it. My girlfriend doesn't have a dick, I much prefer the comment from her over Yuri, for obvious reasons.

The company that Yuri kept weren't much better than Yuri either. He constantly went to drugged out parties and took a bunch of LSD or Ice or something and came back with black lips and the like and watched Ren and Stimpy on Foxtel all night until they all fell asleep in a hetero-normative position in the bed, I only hope. God helps he man or woman who has to lean under that mans armpits. Also did I mention that after this picture or maybe even before this picture he bleached his armpits and hair yellow? Because he did that. He literally had bleached armpits, because he strived constantly to be different. I tried to sway him down a path, you know, of relative normality and likeableness, he wasn't unlikable. He was just the epitome of everything that strange could be. And that was the tragedy of the guy, I guess. From when I knew him anyway, he could've changed.

The tip of the iceberg for me [and I have plenty of similar stories of this guy, from essentially carrying his sex toys around with me for a documentary which he brought out to Flinders to fuck with me] was when he had his girlfriend at the time [god knows how the fuck he had a girlfriend] over in his room on our Residential Housing. It was a similar time at night to now, around 10 past 1am, and I was drifting off to an uneasy, student inhibited sleep lacking carbs and numerous energy supplements because y'know... Fucking University...

>>738213471
>>738213488
This is the worst pasta ever

>>738213619

someones shitposting pretending to be me. the whole 'yuri' bit is some asshole.

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>>738213746
The tip of the iceberg for me [and I have plenty of similar stories of this guy, from essentially carrying his sex toys around with me for a documentary which he brought out to Flinders to fuck with me] was when he had his girlfriend at the time [god knows how the fuck he had a girlfriend] over in his room on our Residential Housing. It was a similar time at night to now, around 10 past 1am, and I was drifting off to an uneasy, student inhibited sleep lacking carbs and numerous energy supplements because y'know... Fucking University... And less I know, he texts me out of the blue, stating that he's a bit tied up. I'm a bit of an noble fucker who tries to rid himself of any ignobilities and I consider that a kind of friend/amusement man is literally tied up, knowing his fetish things, and also I believe literally watching World's Greatest Dad that very night, so I get a bit weary. I ask him, what do you mean? He says he needs help. My oh fuck meter kicks into gear and I rush over to him - the door is generally unlocked because he has a keycard in the door so he can keep the heater/cooler on [our bills were included in rent, hallelujah!] and what I worked into was a renegade of fuck and holy shit and what the as he was only partially lying. I'll try and detail the scene here as best I can, Yuri had his hand straddled around his cock beneath the ripes binding him tightly together. He had to move both of his arms, rather than his wrist, to jerk it. Meanwhile his girlfriend had her fingers down her throat as she was constantly projecting vomiting all over the room. The smell was what hit me first, the sight was what hit me after. 'Join in', he seduces not to any effect or anything else. I back out slowly and just march straight back to my room, put my phone on silent and sleep. It was at this point I realized that maybe it's not a good time to be friends with Yuri In Hell.

>>738213771
Ah I see. Anyways man best of luck, your mom sounds bipolar ish tho maybe she need some chill pills

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DON'T forget anons. This is a "post anything" thread. Shitty copypastas are cool here.

>>738213180
>>738213488
>>738213746
>>738214038


these are the real story, ignore the yuri guy.

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>>738213771
Surry

>>738211243
staff doesnt match on the green u tard

What do you call a white Mexican?

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>>738214629

>>738214629
Uncooked taco?

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https://youtu.be/gXzMD065HEk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa1iS1MqUy4&vl=en

What blue and smells like red paint?

You don't need eyes to see, you need vision.

>>738215064
hit me with it nigger

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>>738215064
Knock knock?

>>738215286
>>738215328
Blue paint

>>738215512
D'ya hear about the irishman that needed a nosejob?

>>738215680
Nah

>>738215929
His name was
>Ryan O'Plasty
He had a sister with a bad heart ya know?

>>738216006
Nah

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>>738216049
Her name was
>Angie O'Plasty
I'm retarded

My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter, and she freaked out. To be honest, I can't tell what she was more disturbed about. The fact that I was having sex with our daughter, or the fact that the aboution clinic let me keep the fetus.
>How do you know you have a high sperm count?
>Your daughter has to chew before she swallows.
>What hit the ground first, the rock or the nigger?
>The rock did, because the nigger was caught by rope.
what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto
>What's the difference between a black jew and a white jew?
The black jew has to sit at the back of the gas chamber
What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it
I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke
>What do spinach and anal sex have in common?
>If you had it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult
9/11 jokes aren't funny. My dad was on one of the planes that hit the tower. I'll always remember the last thing he said on the phone before he died.
"Allahu akhbar!"
An elementary school teacher, a lawyer, a Catholic priest and three young boys are on a plane with only three parachutes. Engines explode, plane starts going down.
The teacher says, 'Save the children!'
The lawyer yells, 'FUCK THE CHILDREN!'
The Catholic priest looks around and whispers, 'Is there time?
Why do Japanese men have squinty eyes?
Atomic bombs are bright
How many black people does it take to start a riot?
>-1
>Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel's latest stunt?
>He going to try to jump over 50 niggers with a steamroller
10% of Japanese men have cataracts, the other 90% drive either toyotas, hondas, or hyundais
How does a nigger woman knows she's pregnant.
She pulls out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.
Did you hear about the Mexican college student?
Me neither.
I propose a movement to burn Jews and niggers as our next alternative fuel source. America will run on clean, self-sustaining white power.

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>>738216252

>>738216313
Lol

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What do you call an Italian sasquatch?

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>>738216826

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Posting next president as popeye.

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>>738217385

>>738216826

A Wopping bigfoot?
A big-wopping-foot?
A Wan-Deigo?

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>>738217489
Spag-yeti

>>738217547

Nice. Wan-Deigo also works and I felt proud of it so please include it occasionally when you tell the joke. or lie and say you will to support my fragile ego.

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I wanna be the very best

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>>738217715
Should I pronounce it Wen-Dago? Like wen day go? Your legendary comedic skills will spread, friend.

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>>738218119

>>738218082

Yes.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=deigo

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>>738218186

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>>738218235

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>>738211062
We could talk about Jewish media and /pol/ it up