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Good evening, anonymous! It's been a while... Is life getting

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, anonymous! It's been a while... Is life getting you down? Need someone to lend an ear?

Or maybe you just want a hug, or the closest approximation to it. I'll happily provide that as well.

Whether you need asylum from the downpour outside or advice for the woes of life, you can find it here. At least for the next hour or so.

We'll keep it simple, just to make sure I don't miss replying to anyone.

>fortune
and your name for a simple fortune cookie, a la Shrine tradition...

>advice
if you would like myself and or others to listen to your plight...!

Or

>hug
If you simply need a hug and some kind words.

It can feel like an uncaring, unaccommodating world out there at times, anonymous. I just want to do the little bit I can to make your day a little less awful.

So everyone try to help me out by fostering a welcoming atmosphere and being kind to each other, okay?
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https://discord.io/waifu
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>>738186185
Well, hello there, op!
Nice to see you here!
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>>738186185
Welcome back! I'll do my best on my phone.

>>738186663
Good evening to you too!
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As a bit of a twist, I ask one question to everyone here.

What makes you truly happy?
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>>738186715
Hey! How the hell are you doing?

>>738186784
What makes me truly happy...? Hm, I'm not really sure, by making others happy and to feel better helps make me feel better.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dn9Icu5MPv
-Koi
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>>738186715
Heya, mantis~
>>738186723
Mm. *nod*
>>738186784
You have only one question and you pick one I can't possibly answer.
*sigh*
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MODS
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>>738186784
The simple joys. Like a good cup of coffee. A good shift at work. Talking with my brother and sister. A really good Dr. Pepper Float.
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*sweet roll noises*

>>738186784

I honestly have no fucking clue

>>738186939

Long time no see~ (again)
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>>738186939
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qHDvjjj3CD
-Koi
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>>738186784
the knowledge that someday, I'll be dead.
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>>738186723
>>738186890
My bad didn't sign.

>>738186939
Hey! Good to hear that things are well. Does it bother you that you have to cover so many people?

>>738187193
Heya, Sweet. The only noises a sweet roll should make are grumbles in my tummy.

O-Other than that, what's up?

>>738187195
Ahh, those I haven't seen in a long time. Nice!
Rock
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>>738186890
That's a good answer, I like it. Now Elaborate on it, What about helping others makes you happy?

>>738186944
That's a cop out, I demand an actual answer.

>>738187193
Same as louise, I demand a real answer.

>>738187287
Why's that?
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>>738187393
because every single day is suffering.
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>>738187393
Alright, then. But in exchange, I'd like your name, anonymous~ You know mine, so it's only fair.
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>>738186185
Heya OP, I've been having some girl troubles lately. I really like this one girl...we're reallyy good friends and always have a great time together. But I don't think she sees me in a romantic light.

Even worse, I suspect she might be interested in one of my friends. What do?
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>>738187348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nt85Jq9w6V
-Koi
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>>738187241
>>738187393

Little did you know, we Pastryfolk have our own language, and without any assistance or translation, is inaudible to most creatures, be they human or otherwise

>>738187348

Nothing Much, you?
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>>738187514

Not OP

Get over her. If she doesn't like you yet it's likely she won't anytime soon. You will regret spending time on someone who will never reciprocate your feelings. Move on, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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>>738187452
Are you in chronic physical pain?
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>>738187514
Hmm.. What is her personality like, and yours? Make a concise list for me of the things you have in common if you don't mind.
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>>738187503
You have my name already. I'm only wearing a mask so that my image does not change.

>>738187452
Is it though? Have you ever had really good pizza?

>>738187657
Still not an acceptable answer.

>>738187514
Don't chase her, If she doesn't reciprocate interest it's not worth your time. Find someone that's as interested in you as you are in them.
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can I have a fortune please?
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>>738187792
no
>>738187861
yes
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>>738187861
I am aware that I already have your name. Of course it's obvious that I know you. But it isn't very fair to ask me to go on record with an answer, without telling me who you are. Still, I'll do the gracious thing and answer first, with the expectation of a private message following that.

Distractions. Movies, TV, video games... Media. They distract me from things for brief periods. And I love a good story. In addition, though, I think helping others means a lot to me. It usually makes me smile, to see that I've improved anyone else's day.

Your Turn.
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>>738187393
Mm, well I know how it feels to be sad and lots of other things, so I use that to relate to Anon better. It makes me hope that at least, some one knows that some one else understands, to some degree.

>>738187514
Hm, that is a difficult situation... How long have you known her?

>>738187610
Mm, that's a good way to look at it. I think some people would just get mad and leave it at that.

>>738187657
I'm going good! Just went to a music lesson today.

Rock
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>>738188182
Apologies was not aware

>Fortune Leo
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>>738187861

Okay, here is what it sounds like, but with a little change to make you actually hear it

turn down your volume first though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_v63x56uRI
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>>738187755
It's hard though. The two of us get along very well! Just being around her...it makes me feel like everything will be okay.

>>738187840
She's really laid-back and chill! She has the same stupid, goofy sense of humor as I do. You know how some people just light up a room as soon as they walk in? That's her.

She also plays vidya and smokes me out from time to time.

>>738187861
But isn't that just giving up?
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>>738188363
I've known her for a little less than a year. Met her last August through a mutual friend.

It's a short time, I know, but I feel as if I love the girl.
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>>738188366
>Leo has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Career", "63".
>>738188479
Mm.. She sounds pretty cool, if you ask me. Any girl that'll toke with you and doesn't always use up your stuff, is cool. Throw in vidya and I'd be sold, myself.

Hmm.. Well, what do you suspect she likes more about your friend? Is he better looking? Does he make more money? What do you think he might have that you don't, dear?
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>>738188587
Hm, this combined with what you said a post up... What are your thoughts in just telling her? Though that thing with your friend...

Why do you think she likes him?
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>>738188363
We've had several other new people since I've started. There's one guy who got the job a month before me and is doing as well as I have been. He's been relieving other fulltimers too.

Since I started, one person has quit, and four others are still around. We seemed to have hired an Indian fellow who's doing alright and isn't complaining much; And we've hired a small tomboish woman who's doing alright so far. I have the feeling these four won't quite get a fulltime contract like I have though, but that's got nothing to do with me so I won't say anymore.
-Koi
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>>738188923
Ah... Did it again. Didn't sign.

>>738188923
Mm, I get what you mean. Though, another question, you ever get your 3d printer fixed up?
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>>738186185
how about you OP? hows your day been?
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I'm back with another question.

What does Love mean to you?
When you hear "love" what do you think of?
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>>738186185
I would like some advice its pretty dumb but its something I'd like an opinion on.

I used to be able to enjoy video games alone whether it was a single player game or a online game. Recently I cannot enjoy playing a game at all anymore whether its single or online unless i'm playing with some friends even if its a game I strongly hate playing
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>>738189100
No, not yet.
I made an attempt last weekend and I'm just letting it be for now. I'll get it going when I've got a bit more free time.
-Koi
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>>738189339
What does Freedom mean to me?
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>>738189308
Ah, not great, haha... Turns out that my work has to cut back on hours so now we're supposed to get everything done in half the time! And since that's impossible, I had to leave a good deal of stuff unfinished. So I'll proooobably get bitched at by my manager tomorrow but.. Ya know, what can you do?
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>>738189603
sad to hear.. and telling him how it is prolly wont help at all since its a manager xD

what do you work as?
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>>738189371
Hah. I've run into the same problem before, myself, actually... I will say that it passed with time, though~

>>738189339
A range of affectionate emotions, of course. There are many kinds of love. But given that it's practically the essence of my being, what with my highly empathetic nature, warm fuzzies accompany the word, generally.
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>>738188740
I guess...he's better looking than me. I'm fairly standard, a plain ordinary joe. But possibly more importantly, he's an established professional. He's recently passed the Bar, so he's now a legit lawyer. I'm still trying to make it through school.

>>738188910
I've hinted at it heavily with her, and she said that she's not interested in dating anyone right now. But I could swear that she's interested in my friend. He's a catch; and they've been spending an awful lot of time together.

I could be paranoid. Mayybe feeling down on myself. Had a rough week man. I want to spend some more time with her, but don't want to get salty if she starts talking about my buddy.
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>>738189793
I'd... rather not reveal that actually, just because I'm not exactly proud of my current occupation. But I'll say that it's a crappy minimum-wage job. But yes, that's quite true, I don't think anything will change. I'm as likely to quit sometime soon as deal with the changes too, so it's all up in the air, haha... Anyway, thank you very much for asking, anon. I love you.

>>738189901
Hmm... That is a relatively important disadvantage, though. Lawyers (generally) make better than scratch. And the safety of finances is always an important factor for any relationship. Still, what is it you're trying to become, anonymous? I promise, this is the last question <3
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>>738189824
Is it only affectionate emotions, or is it something else entirely, that transcends emotional bonds?
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>>738189339

Love for me was always a hard feeling for me to feel, because I never really looked at someone or something and felt like how people would describe being in love

Kinda sad that I haven't yet, I kind of want to see how that feeling feels
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>>738190109
do you mind if I jerk off to you?
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>>738189603
sounds a bit like my last and only shitty manager
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>>738190196
Love is just a combination of chemicals in the brain, anonymous.

You might think, coming from such a romantic as I that that's a terribly cold answer. But the truth is the truth, dear.

Moreover, though... I don't think that that is a cold or harsh truth by any means. It doesn't reduce the beauty of the feeling, something indescribable that only *you* will ever experience quite the way you do.

It's absolutely a beautiful thing that everyone should cherish, anonymous... Don't let that truth reduce what love means to you. That would be a tragedy.

>>738190488
Mind? Of course not, baka. Nothing wrong with that.

>>738190552
My experience with managers in general has been shitty, actually...
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>>738190638
post more, then, please
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>>738190109
its ok, hope it'll unwrap without too much trouble for you.
No problem. Stay awesome anon
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>>738189100
D-Did it again, Jesus...

>>738189339
Love...? Hm... To me, love is just caring about someone and making sure that they're OK. That they're happy.

When I hear it, I think of some one hugging or something. Love doesn't have to be romantic, I'll add.

>>738189371
Mm, not op, but to me that sounds like you're bored. Do you like to do anything else? Might be nice to take a break.

>>738189415
Ah, damn a shame. What do you think you'll make once it's up and running?

>>738189901
Mm, I see. I'm sorry about your week, bud...

Lemme ask this though, how much would you say you care for her?

Rock
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>>738186185
>Fortune
Will I get lucky? My name is in the money.
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>>738186784
When mu family and doggo are happy, especially when my mom is happy. Makes me warm and fuzzy like whiskey on a cold December night.


>>738186185
I'm feeling good OP, let me send a hug your way <3
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>>738190699
O-of... What? What do you want, lewds?
>>738190759
Name's Louise, not anon~
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>>738190811
just more of you. keep posting.
(You)s are nice, too..
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>>738190766
Parts for the new 3D Printer.
-Koi
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>>738189371
>>738190766
I take a lot of breaks, In fact I dont play that much anymore. when im not working im ether on my computer or hanging out with friends
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Lets listen to the sweet abyss of our minds. https://youtu.be/K6EJ2iPWfCA
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>>738191023
also post lewds
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>>738190638
I completely understand that love is simply in the brain. It's not cold to say so, but do you truly believe that love is *only* affectionate feelings?

>>738190766
Of course it doesn't have to be romantic, platonic love is a very real thing.

>>738190798
I like your answer, But I must ask you to elaborate, What about them being happy makes you happy?
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>>738191121
Jeez, you bully.
>>738191170
Ah... Well, I would say that it comes with a bit of jealousy and the odd bits of sadness here and there... But those things aren't love. They simply accompany it.
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>>738190811
Ah i didnt know that. Sorry Louise.
ill go to bed since its 4 in the morning here, peace!
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>>738190811
m-more please...
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>>738191370
yeah, that's right.
keep the (You)s and the lewd coming and no one gets hurt
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>>738191422
Chek'd
Goodnight
Not op here.
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>>738190109
I'm studying computer science. I've already got a solid job, as a support developer. But you're right; his earning potential is a lot higher tthan mine.

I ddon't want to think that she's all about the money though. I hope she isn't.

>>738190766
Thanks bro. Just talking like this, getting everthing out there is surprisingly helpful. As far as how much I care for her, you wouldn't believe. I think I may be in love for the first time in my life.

For as long as I could remember I've been the underdog. Always quiet, in the background, not much expected from me. For once, I wish I could get the girl
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>>738190811
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How can I stop being so worried?
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>>738191370
So, you don't believe that those feelings are part of Feeling love?
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>>738191422
That's okay~ Goodnight, dear.
>>738191541
ONE MORE and that's it...!
>>738191565
omg stahp
>>738191610
Ah, if that's what you're going for, I wouldn't worry so much. She *probably* isn't only concerned with money and I think it's reasonable to expect that you'll make good enough money, so it probably doesn't matter that much.

In that case... I suggest you make a move. A romantic one. Show her a really good time some night. Not fancy, not special, not like an obvious date. Just... Smoke with her sometime and make sure she has tons of fun. Do all of the things she likes to do, watch all the thing she wants to watch, all the vidya she loves, etc... And then tell her that you'd like for her to go out with you.

This may sound like rhetoric but um... Women love confidence. Take it from me.
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>>738191676
Finding the right type of music can help to adjust your brain right. Also meditation. Even if your not spiritual it's good to try it.

Also enjoying art at a slow pace to zone out.
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>>738191903
won't stop until I come
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>>738191899
Like I said, I think they *accompany* it. But jealousy isn't love. Anger, sadness, those things aren't love. They just... come around when one is in love because of what love makes you do for someone else.
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>>738191676
Worried about something in particular, or is this general anxiety?
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>>738192022
I believe that's all I'll ask for tonight. Your answers are great.
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>>738192283
but why
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>>738192431
that's not gonna stop me
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>>738190938
Y-You're going to print parts for a new 3d printer? That's cool. You gonna get a bigger one?

>>738190971
Still, I think it night be a good idea to find a different hobby, when you do one thing and do that for a while, eventually you'll feel a need to go back and do what you liked before. Needs to be some sort of balance.


>>738191170
Ah, yeah I know. Just thought I'd point it out, just in case. Some people don't get it, I've learned.

>>738191422
Good night, Anon! Take care~

>>738191610
That's good to hear you do care for her, really is. And you're welcome. I think you should maybe tell her, just find a nice moment when you're both having a really good time and say it.


>>738191676
Mm, what worries you? If you face those, you could fine ways to try and minimize it.


Rock
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>>738191903
Confidence? I'll give it a try bunny girl. Though, just how much is to much? I'mm not sure if I know how to be confident without coming across as cocky. What kind of words and gestures do girls like that show confidence?

Btw, I really appreciate you talking with me! Who'd have thunk I'd find decent advice on /b/

>>738192526
Should I outright say it? Any guidance on doing that? I don't think I can just say it in plain speech like that.
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Bump,
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>>738191903
T-thank you...
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>>738192044
Usually general anxiety, but I'm thinking about asking about dating this one girl...
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Today has been one of the worst days I've had in a long time...
I can't bare these awful feelings inside anymore. It just gets worse and worse, darker and darker. Loneliness is a dreadful thing, but I'm too inside my own head to change it. My girlfriend is 2000 miles away from me and my friends don't understand. My mother worries... I hate that I make her worry. The look on her face when she see's how I feel, it breaks my heart. I can't remember what happiness feels like, no matter how desperately I want to. Today's just one of those days, I hope tomorrow isn't too.
-Ero
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>>738192526
I'm thinking about dating a girl, but I'm 99% sure she'll say no
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>>738193037
Ok
Sometimes reducing anxiety can be as simple as switching to decaf. In some cases, you gotta call in the pros. There is no shame in asking your doctor about anxiety.
With the girl, just ask her. Don't think too much about it. Just do it. Who knows? She may have been waiting for you to do exactly that.
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>>738193446
She doesn't even know I exist...
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>>738192717
Heh... I'm always here, anon. Umm, well, I think you should make it a goal to seem genuine. Let it come from the heart. If you like her, it'll be obvious <3

>>738192953
<3
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>>738192717
Hmm... Well, this is what I'd do, but you know YMMV.

Find the right moment, like what OP said, have fun, show her a good time and try going out and guage from there.

When the time comes, I think it'd be good to just reminisce for a bit, talk about the good times you both had and then tell her you appreciate her and her company, and tell her how she makes you feel. Then just tell her you like her.

But, that's just an idea.

>>738192817
Thank you ~

>>738193107
Ero... I'm really sorry that this's happening.

*hug*

Do you see anybody out talk to anybody about these feelings? A therapist or someone?

>>738193212
Mm, why do you think that?

Rock
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>>738193107
Life will pick up. It's gonna get hard but all you gotta do is keep on keepin on. Keep moving forward and you'll definitely succeed.
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>>738193688
Well, she has no idea I even exist,,,
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>>738193688
I've seen therapists in the past, gotten heavy into drugs, been to rehab, hospitals, directors, meds, you name it.
It just seems as though today was worse than the last, and for no good reason. I'd like to be able to blame it on something being wrong with me mentally, but tests say otherwise

>>738193746
I'm trying, I think that's the only reason I'm still here. But I'll do my best to stay patient. Time heals all, right?

And thank you both for taking the time to listen, it's nice knowing somebody's there.

-Ero
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>>738186185
Need a hug I do.
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>>738193545
Then the next step is to introduce yourself.
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>>738194300
{{{{{Hug}}}}}

Also: Chek'd
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>>738194295
I'm always here, you can shoot me a message on discord if need be.
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>>738192717
I'm gonna call you 420waifu anon. If you ever wanna tell me how things went, just find me in these threads, gimme that name and I'll know just who you are, okay?
>>738193107
I know loneliness pretty well, anon. Actually, I can sympathize with everything you've just said. But... Given that I feel similarly, there isn't much I can say to make it better for you... Good luck, anon.
Well, goodnight, anonymous! I'll see you again soon, if you want, okay? I hope tonight was a good one for you.
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>>738194119
Hm... You don't talk to her very much?

>>738194295
I see... Sorry man... Though, is there something that you like to do? A hobby or something?

>>738194300
*huug*

There ya go! What's up, Anon?

Rock
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>>738194326
Well, I should mention we're on a Discord server.
When she's online, I might say hi, and she'll say hi back, but I feel that she'll instantly forget about me.
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>>738194789
Well, we're on Discord, but yeah, it's usually just hi's and then I'll just read her messages.
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>>738194803
But you don't know that. Also, is she in your area? For dating purposes, she should be somewhat local.
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>>738194458
>>738194495
>>738194789
Hope I catch another one of these threads soon and see how you're all doing, things don't seem so hopeless now. Have a good night everyone, stay well and be safe.
-Ero
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>>738194893
Mm... I see... Do you know if she's near you at all?

>>738195279
Hey, you will! Just check back here at the same time next week, you might see someone else making a thread, but you can catch us in there. Just take care!

And good luck
>>
meow


-meowbot
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>>738186185
Thank you for not being the stutter-typer bandana'd chap
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>>738196074
Hey! How's the kitter?
>>
>>738194979
>>738195770
I don't know where she is, but I'm more than wiling to move.
>>
>>738196384
fine, albeit he's somewhat energized at nights

-meowbot
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>>738196561
So am I
>>
>>738196521
Mm, now before we think about moving, we have to know the person better, right?

You need to talk to her more, get to know her better.
>>
>>738196855
alright, that's weird

-meowbot
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want u to suck my dick nigger
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>>738186185
Good evening, anons.

-КГБ-027
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>>738186185
>hug
I could use a hug from a sweet sweet girl who smells so nice and sexy. Make me feel connected to people again and much less alone.
>>
>>738192526
Yeah, it'll be a different style to the one I have currently with a build area of roughly 300mm by 300mm.
-Koi
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>>738197603
Not op but *hug*

I-I do smell nice though... How are you?

>>738197478
Good evening! How are you?

>>738197733
Ah, nice, nice. How big is the one you have now?
>>
>>738198574
I'm doing well. Yourself?
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>>738186185
i hate myself
>>
>>738198574
Nice enough, thank you. Just feeling down and lonely. Just want some company.
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>>738198574
200mm by 200mm.
-Koi
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Alrighty, my paperwork is ready. Time for work.
Goodnight all!
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>>738193545
I think she knows you exist, anon. You just need to have a little more confidence in yourself! We can talk about this in private if you want. I may be able to help, and I'll always be willing to listen. Fenn#4548

>>738197478
Evening. How's things?

>>738197603
*hugs tightly* You're not alone, Anon. You've got us. And you're not on fire! Things could be a lot worse.

>>738199055
Well, I don't hate you. I want you to see the good things in yourself, Anon! Tell me one good thing about yourself, just one.

>>738199201
Take care, Mantis!
>>
Need advice from real women
What can I do to get a girl attracted to me?
>>
>>738199524
>expecting a real woman in this community
>>
>>738199462
>Tell me one good thing about yourself, just one.

i'm good at hating myself
>>
>>738199712
There are 4.
>>
>>738199787
Who?
>>
>>738199787
repeat after me - there are no real women in this community
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>>738199752
That doesn't count! Try again.

>>738199524
1. clean yourself up; shower, shave, wear clothes that fit
2. Hold your head up high and your back straight. Don't slouch over your phone all the time.
3. Be *confident,* or at least act confident. Behave like you know what you want and you're acting to get it.
>>
>join internet community
>climb up the hierarchy over months, become pretty prominent and respected
>have zero desire to stick around
>staying drains me
>leaving would hurt people
wat do
>>
>>738200019
Leave. Nobody cares about you as much as you think.
>>
>>738200019
Fill her and peace
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thought this thread was dead.
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>>738199835
Reisen, Reimu and 2B, Alice is kinda part of this community but not quite but lets count her too.
>>
>>738200192
half of those, minimum, are trans.
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>>738200019
I've, uh, had experience with a similar situation. I recommend slowly pulling back, announcing that you need to deal with some personal issue or take a break. If you pull far enough away for long enough they should start to detach.

Just bombing out gets you out quick, but if people notice then they'll come after you in private messages and ask why. It tends to build more complications than it untangles.
>>
>>738200192
>trap
>probably trap
>dude
>only biological girl in the list
>>
>>738200326
Reisen doesn't have the voice of a trap.
>>
>>738200192
Idiot, two of the ones you mentioned are traps, you can count the other two just because they didn't admit yet they were. And for the record there are more confirmed girls here you didn't mention.
>>
>>738200376
Reisen doesn't look or sound like a guy, but has openly said she's trans
>>
>>738200417
Who are they?
>>
>>738200376
That doesn't mean anything everyone knows she is one
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>>738199787
Five.

I'm a woman.
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>>738200575
tits or gtfo
>>
>>738200509
Everyone will swarm them if i say who they are, try harder.
>>
>>738200575
Velvet?
I thought you were a guy.
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>>738200658
Actually, I'm an attack Helicopter.
>>
>>738200636
Considering who you listed out already, you've lost your credibility.
>>
>>738200709
Sure you are.
We already went over this.
>>
>>738200636
>hurr durr you are wrong
>hurr hurr durr, I won't even bother giving a counter argument
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>>738200636
Are they in the Discord?
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>>738200867
Can confirm, some of them don't have penises.

>>738200871
Check your privilege, Heliphobe.
>>
>>738200867
>Everyone knows they're traps but i want to believe
Sure thing anon.
>>
>>738200931
But they did.
>>
Why are so many people trying to convince themselves that this place is populated with traps? lol
>>
>>738200948
One is, there is a single legit girl in the discord kek.
>>
>>738201105
Why are so many people trying to convince themselves this place has women? lol
>>
>>738201114
Gibe me a hind. Is it one of the Shrine Maidens?
>>
>>738201127
There definitely are but between the traps that pretend they are girls and men who catfish it's difficult to know for sure who's legit and who's not.
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Does it matters what is between the legs of some anonymous posters of a cambodian carpet knitting forum?
>>
>>738201105
Because it's /b/, what other shithole is going to accept a bunch of desperate men pretending to be women?
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do y'all have a discord?

and just RP there all day?
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>>738200192
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Jq5HQShdZ
-Koi
>>
>>738201212
Cold, chilly, blizzard. ice age.
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Gender politics. Pathetic.
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>>738201363
Yup.

>>738201386
Yup.
>>
>>738201363
No, we talk like normal people
>>
>>738201378
>secretly
We knew, we just wanted to be nice.
>>
>>738201463
No you don't.
>>
>>738201386
>Gender politics

That's an inaccurate description of what the conversation is about.

>>738201363
they fucking talk shit about you there specifically
>>
>>738201378
Everyone knew, we just didn't want to break the illusion.
>>
>>738201382
Just a normal user?
>>
I want up /( °^°)/
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Well, well! The thread got a second wind! Neat.
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>>738201621
(picks up) what do you need?
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>>738201378
I knew it.
Also, your voice is like Warm caramel.
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>>738201621
*Hup* Good evening! What will it be tonight?
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>>738186185
can still have sex
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>>738201605
Still. On the internet nobody knows you are a skeleton.
>>
Give me a rope then
>>
>>738201704
>>738201708
>>738201790
I want cookie ( ,'^',)
>>
>>738201765
But we all have a skeleton. Do you not?

>>738201317
It's problematic when people make assumptions on the behalf of others.
>>
>>738201616
Yes, you won't hear more than that from me.
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>>738201843
One of the worst ways to do it. 1/10 do not recommend.

>>738201863
Here, how's this?

-Fenn
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>>738201863
oh. I, uh... don't have any.
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>>738201917
Is it you?
>>
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>>738201863
How about a box with cookies?
>>738201905
Wait... assumptions on behalf of others? Like, as in, I were to make an assumption for you about something else?
>>
>>738201672
arent you banned?
>>
>>738202023
Of course not.
>>
>>738202059
if he's posting i would assume not friendo
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>>738186185
>Good evening, anonymous
So are you one of those mysterious raiders that have been brought to the attention of certain circles of this website?
>>
>>738202040
I was speaking only within the context of gender and biological sex and within this community.

People were making strong assumptions as if they knew.
>>
>>738202059
The bans were until tonight.

~Nep
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>>738202130
Why do you ask?
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>>738202152
Ah, got it got it!
>>738202130
Ye.
>>
I desire immortality and the subjugation of the entire human race.
>>
>>738202040
(o.0)
>>
>>738202212
The fact that you don't see why I asked that question is even more concerning. So I'll just ask right off the bat, are you from reddit or somewhere else?
>>
>>738202315
Avatarfags are the worst, but you are the best of the lot.
>>
>>738202349
And I want someone who loves me, but neither are gonna happen, pal.
>>
>>738202490
I'm not your pal, buddy.
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>>738202515
I'm not your buddy, friend.
>>
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>>738202349
You're not alone, but we can't have every wish. Sometimes we have to settle for lesser things, like dominion over some small country or living until you can't remember your children.

>>738202442
I'm not on reddit, but I'm fairly new here. Please forgive my ignorance.
>>
>>738202515
I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>
>>738202476
It's pretty weird though, especially their mother thread
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>>738202315
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>>738202355
-notices your gay- owo what's this?
>>738202476
Lmao, why.
>>738202620
Eh?
>>
>>738202678
you're toxic but at least you know you're toxic
>>
>>738202678
Those Alice threads
>>
>>738202661
Fish are retarded, violence driven maniacs.

~Nep
>>
>>738202558
Oh that explains it, well i'll let you in on why I asked you in the first place. You see, anonymous has been dead for a long time and only exists in name at this point, so you mentioning that name tipped me off that you're new to good old /b/.
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>>738186185
>4chan /b/
>Good evening anonymous
>Anonymous
>maybe you just want a hug, or the closest approximation to it
>2017

i come here after a while and this is what i see? kill yourselves faggots.
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how long have these threads been around? 5 years?
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>>738202753
go back to your forum
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Buggs Bunny is not impressed
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>>738202826
>>
>>738202826
Hot
>>
>>738202750
this has been a thing for years newfag
>>
>>738202738
Oh well, I have me reasons for doing so, kek.
>>738202743
Oh yeah, I don't go there.
>>738202826
>
>>
>>738186185
I just want you to know that Antifa is a joke and will be nothing more than a memory in good time.
>>
>>738202966
Never see you there, which makes you better already
>>
These threads used to be better when OP didn't abandon their threads.

Back to the waifu threads.
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whenever i want to talk to someone, anyone, they never really pay attention or care

not even my dog
>>
>>738203020
any political ideology based solely on "anti-" something is bound to fail over time, since that's all that unites them.
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>>738203197
I'll listen to you, Anon. What's up?
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>>738202928
calling me a newfag? i've been around here since before you were born, faggot. maybe in your faggot section od /b/ but not on my /b/. we don't play along with faggots like OP here so this kind of threads is short lived and not a single post should be on topic.
>>
>>738203020
Ancap is the way to go yo.
>>738203058
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>738203125
I would pick up from here if it wasn't that I drank a few beers and I'd rather not advice if I can't help while being at my 100%
>>738203197
Get stuff that is interesting for people, start with your dog, get dog treats and the fucker will listen up.
>>
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>>738203398
Fuck!
>>
>>738203385
summer
>>
>>738199934
>That doesn't count! Try again.

I have a house and job and car. So I'm doing something right.
>>
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>>738203273
i just want to know why nobody listens to me irl

it triggers me

my friends say its not me but i know thats a lie
>>
>>738203125
OP is just a cheap knockoff anyways. 2B is the only good imitator.
>>
>>738203425
>>738203398
CNN/ EU shill please go, you've been ousted
>>
Nobody loves me or ever will love me.
How can I drown out the pain?
>>
>>738203545
Op's been around longer u muffin
>>
>>738203545
Imitator of who? Alice? Kek anon you're funny
>>
>>738203545
2B is the worst of the lot, extremely conceited and self-serving wrapped up in false quirkiness

>>738203594
drink and find somebody
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>>738203385
>maybe in your faggot section od /b/ but not on my /b/.
>my /b/
Good lord man, get the fuck out with your cringey muh legion bullshit, seriously.
I pray for seasons to change.
>>738203561
What? I just forgot to attach my pic ;w; I'm not a CNN loser.
>>
>>738186784
Getting baked to the point of nigh incoherence and playing games with my friends until the sun rises. Simple shit.
>>
>>738203714
>Drink
That I can do
>Find somebody
That's impossible for me.
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>>738203479
You've done a lot of things right if you've gotten that far. You're doing a whole lot better than many other people. But what's a positive feature of your character? What's something you do that's interesting, or fun, or good?

>>738203501
Well, what are you trying to talk to them about? Perhaps you could engage them in conversation about things they're interested in, if your interests are difficult to discuss.

>>738203594
Don't tell yourself nobody ever will. That's not true. I care about you Anon, and I want you to feel better about yourself. Have something to eat, and get some rest. I think you'll feel better in the morning.
>>
>>738203791
So give up on it and stop lending so much credence to a part of your life that's an inevitability if that's how you really feel.

Maybe you'll master a skill and not have to work 9-5 for the rest of your life like the rest of us regular fucks, who knows? Don't waste the finite amount of time you have on this earth lamenting shit you can't change and use those moments instead to better yourself.
>>
>>738186185
not sure if im doing this right but
>fortune
and my name is eliza!
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>>738204070
>Eliza has extremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "50".

Reisen says "You're welcome. <3"
>>
I am living alone for 40 days without my girlfriend and I miss her and I can't wait to see her again.
>>
>>738203837
>What's something you do that's interesting, or fun, or good?

I trade stock every day for a living and it's beginning to consume me.

My one friend loves me only because I tolerate her clinginess.

I want meaning in my life.
>>
>>738204360
thank you! :D
>>
>>738204360
Reisen is also too busy to reply by herself
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>>738204382
Have you set up a date for sometime soon? That's what I would do.

>>738204443
It's good money, but I've heard that it can really take you over.

Do you really care about her?

Meaning does not create itself. You must seek it out, and create it by caring about something.

>>738204451
No problem. If you ever need to talk, we're here.
>>
>>738204622
OP abandoned her thread again, figures
>>
>>738204709
>Do you really care about her?

I don't know.

>Meaning does not create itself. You must seek it out, and create it by caring about something.

That's the issue. I need to find something I care about.
>>
>>738204805
Eh she does that for everything
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Oh well peeps, I'm off to bed, pleasure talking with ya'll anons (except with you avafags, get out yo.)
>>
Who's the therapist in house at the moment? I've met Alice and 2B so far
>>
>advice
>dated her for 3 years
>she's a national park ranger
>bounces all over country
>I have very good job and roots planted
>did the long distance thing, not for either of us
>broke up 1.5 years ago, still both admit we very much love each other very much
>vacation to whatever park she's at, stay free and we fuck like rabbits
>she's back from Acadia np tommorow
>says she's growing tired of the nomad life but I know it's in her soul
What do op?
>>
>>738205462
Fuck her in the woods, kill her and dispose the body.
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>>738204951
Well, that's the tricky part. Perhaps you could try caring about your friend, or try out some kind of new hobby like writing or drag racing.

>>738205418
Reisen started the thread, and I'm holding down the fort for now. I'm Fenn. How's things?

>>738205462
Talk to her about things, and ask her if she wants to settle down with you.
>>
Another day another shit, time for a glass of whiskey to chill off the rest of the day

How's it going people?
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>>738205918
Pretty good, pretty good. It only gets better from here, eh?
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>>738206046
If things stay calm at work, it'll be smooth sailing til my day offs
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Whoops~
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>>738186784
if i can make someone else's life a bit better in any way, be it give them a free burger or talk with them about their problems, makes me feel like im not worthless
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