>be me, trolling OkCupid, 24 yo >Post pic of young Russel

>>738155146
yeah sure op , cont

>>738155146
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

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>Asian Qt starts getting nervous
>Lean over and start making out with her
>Say "get in the back seat"
>Alphamodeengaged.gif
>Get in the back seat with her there
>Continue making out and pull off her shirt
>Surprisingly large B's for a small Asian chick
>Start sucking her light pink nipples
>She is Cambodian btw
>Whip out my white dick
>"Anon it's so big"
>Mfw it's 6.5 inches
>She starts sucking hnnnng
>Remove her tight ass pants despite struggle
>"Anon d-do you have a condom."
>No
>I'mgoinginraw.webm

Cont?

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>>738156129
Continue

>>738156129
15 minutes ago nigger? Definitely fake. Also, downvoting this for the random moonlight picture.

>>738157359

Okay

>Get her pants off
>She has dark pussy with small lips
>Finger blast her for the fuck of it
>She is extremely wet
>Wtfishappening.jpg
>Tell her to get on my cock
>She is riding my dick like the Kentucky Derby
>Omg she is the tightest pussy I've ever felt
>She's bouncing around like a rampaging bronco
>I'm about to erupt
>"Hehe gonna cum in this bitch"
>Let off a big but as her wet pussy slides on my dick.
>Winning.flv
>I push her off and watch my cum leak out of her pussy
>White boys fuck
>Tell her I'll see her soon
>Two days later I call her again and tell her I'm getting a hotel

It gets a lot better. But I'm not spoiling it yet.

>>738157551

How the fuck is this fake you retard I'm drunk as fuck right now so it's taking me awhile

>>738157977
Bump

>>738157977
Continue

>>738157977
Good shit bro, continue.

>>738158531
but fake.

Cont

>call her up two days later
>She's horny as fuck
>Send her a dick pic
>She says good lighting nice cock
>Time to go
>Get in the car and drive across town
>She tells me to come to the door
>Go inside
>Wtf.jpg
>See shrine of Asian man
>She tells me that her dad became an hero a few months ago
>Feel kind of sad but whatever getting pussy
>She tells me her mom is coming home and wouldn't want to see a white boy with her daughter
>We go into my car
>Still reeling from the dad an hero reveal
>Fuck it were heading to the hotel

Cont?

>>738159119
Go on...

lol this is gonna 404

>>738159254

>Go to hotel
>Pay for it with this dumb bitch standing there
>She tells me she's nervous, doesn't like the idea of a hotel
>Whatever bitch stfu
>We go up and I immediately start taking off her shirt
>She has some stupid fucking lingerie on
>I don't give a fuck about it
>Rip it off her tits and start playing with them
>"Anon aren't you gonna fuck me?"
>Rip off her stupid fucking poorfag clothes and start laying into her pussy
>She's moaning like a bashee
>Look at her little chinky eyes as she nuts on my dick
>Her pussy is so tight it feels almost unrealistic
>Grab her throat and start hate fucking her
>Loldaddyissues.png
>Flip her around and grab her ass
>It's surprisingly firm
>Plow into her and decide I want to cum in her again
>Unleash nut with the force of a thousand Suns
>She is lying there exhausted
>Clearly cannot handle the dick
>"Anon I'm not allowed to be out this late my mom is strict"
>Fucking prude bitch
>"Alright babe I guess I'll talk you home"
>Kind mad, spent over $100 on the hotel and wanted to fuck her multiple times
>As I drop her off she says she wants me to go out for lunch with her and meet her sister too
>Fuck this, now I gotta meet this dumb cunt.

>Pull up to restaurant
>It's a BBQ southern smokehouse
>Sister is already late as fuck
>Sigh...
>Asian Qt gets out of my car and into the back seat.
>Grinning

Cont?

>>738160205
>Cont.?

No

>>738160323
I second this. The story's not going anywhere.

>>738160366
dubs of truth have spoken

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>>738160205
Continue for fuck sake. The thread wouldn't still be here if we didnt want the fucking story

>>738160205
You can post but I'm not reading it anymore.

>>738160366
And OP is a fag

>>738160471
It's gonna 404 regardless dumbass

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>>738155146
Put me in screenshot. J5

Op is a fag, don't post anymore shit

Just commit to a longer post and finish up the story OP.

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>>738160765
Or let him commit to improving the gene pool.

Goddammit op type your shit out before you start posting.

I need to know how you fuck things up.

Also she has probably traded you off already with her sister and you didn't even notice.

Nigga this isn't going anywhere. Post bigger

>>738160997
tf this story's fiction. You think OP's smart enough to pull a shyamala-ding dong

>>738160997
How can he type it in advance when he's making it up on the fly?

>bitch is in the back seat
>Starts crying to me about her dad
>"Anon I could have stopped him"
>"The night before he an heroed he told me I was incharge of the family now and gave me the keys to the house"
>"I knew he was depressed and could have stopped him"
>Dumb bitch I don't care
>Say "I'm sorry I guess he couldn't be stopped not your fault (he was a faggot)"
>Yesitwas.jpg
>She pulls off her pants and gets on my dick again
>She's riding while we are in a small parking lot
>People are walking by and looking
>Suspension is bouncing like a 64 impala on dubs
>I cannot handle her wet pussy
>She is a complete freak
>Wtfamidoing.gif
>I grab her neck and start choking her
>She gets into it and I throw her between the two front seats
>Start pounding her doggy style and nut in her again
>Cum leaking as she pulls up her pants
>Her sister arrives with her douchebag autistic chink boyfriend
>"Okay anon let's go eat with them"
>Not worth it but it gets better
>Bitches sister starts bragging about chink boys ducatti

Cont?

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>>738161126
Time to kill yourself OP

>>738161050
And if it is going anywhere. Post bigger regardless, save us all alot of time.

>>738160997

Don't worry I do fuck things up

>>738161137
Just continue OP. Wanna see this conclusion so I can go do other stuff.

Stop encouraging him guys. Let this die here.

>>738161250
Can you just skip to that part?

>>738161137
No Cont. Fuck off. Pretype dat shit. I bet you're going for a dinosaur or john cena or smth.

That's funny as fuck.

>>738161346
omfg now it's gonna happen.

>>738161137
>you're the man now dog
>no

>>738161258

>Start fucking eating with these faggota
>Order about 6 pints
>Her faggot sister is an insufferable cunt
>Chink bf is retarded too
>After 50 mins of her sister bragging about this asshole I start to lay into him
>"I don't care about your faggot bike, and you are retarded and have no personality"
>Table goes silent
>Bitch, "anon that's not nice, I brought you here to meet my sister!"
>Drunk so I don't give a fuck
>Listen, your sister is dating a lame ass retard, you can't see it but it's annoying when a faggot brags about his bike
>Silence.png
>"Okay anon I think you should calm down a bit"
>"Fuck this we are leaving now"
>I walk to the counter pay my bill and tell this bitch to get in the car
>We are driving home and I see a ducatti coming up on my rear with two tiny regards strapped to it

Cont?

>>738161413
I'm surprised no one has tried to derail the story from op.

Bump for this autism

>>738161630
>>738157551

So not only are you a dick when you're drunk you also write bad greentexts?

>>738161630
might as well

>>738161630
Nigga, if ur gonna make up a fake story, at least make sure it isn't gay

>>738161738
And everyone just let's him get in the car and drive.

>sducatti coming up on rear
>I flip him off out the window
>He is tailgating me
>I tap my breaks
>Lol.png
>He starts speedwobbling and swerves off road
>"Anon wtf is you doing, that's my sister"
>Tellhertosayhitodad.gif
>Bike goes into ditch and I don't see it as I drive off into distance
>I get her home and drop her off
>She's crying like a little bitch
>I talk to her on Skype two days later
>"Hey want to come over and have sex?".
>"But anon I am already having sex"
>She sends me a pic of her in bed with some stupid nigger
>Ah well had fun well it lasted
>Mfw her sister was in critical care with her stupid bf
>Mfw her pussy was tight
>Mfw she never got pregnant.

>That concludes the story

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>be me
>neet faggot
>everyone bullies me at school
>except this one asian chick
>develop feelings for her
>one day she's sitting there looking beautiful
>i knew she'd be mine one day
>maybe today
>initiate alpha fantasy
>go up to her
>he-he-hey Ming Lee
>"Hi anon"
>I was wo-won-wondering if you'd like to go out sometime
>hope she doesn't notice my upper lip's quivering
>"I'm sorry anon, you're just not my type"
>begin tearing up
>she tells her friends
>every human with two X-chromosomes is talking about me now
>run home
>download picture
>fucking bitch
>open up 4chan
>start new thread
>begin typing
>">be me, trolling OkCupid, 24 yo"

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>>738157551
>Downvoting

Where the Fuck are you from? Reddit?

>>738162118

You mad cause your a faggot virgin unlike OP

>>738162215
*like OP

>>738162032
You're fucking kidding me. The entire story is that u fucked some chink, had lunch with her sister and bf, almost killed them both and then got cucked. Her dad an-hero'ing didn't even make a difference.

>>738161630
You run them over, right?

>>738162032
TL;DR you got cucked for being a total faggot

>>738162215
Get back to writing the greentext OP

>>738162298
It's somebody trying to derail the story.

>>738162032
Concluding, pretty weak story of a beta faggot trying to act alpha and almost killing two people in the process

>>738162162
Literally every other shit website similar to this has a voting system

>>738162162
The irony is lost upon you.

If you're going to make up some bullshit, at least make it interesting bullshit. This was boring as fuck. Setup sucked, plot hooks sucked, ending sucked. Half the story was just bad descriptions of sex that we could read anywhere else on the internet.

>tell her I'm coming over
>Don't care about her faggot nigger that she fucked
>Going to rape her anyway if she says no
>She says yes
>I go up to her house
>Open the door
>Get into fight with the faggot nigger
>Get call on my phone
>It's my mom
>She gets mad
>Tells me I'm moving with my auntie and uncle in bell aire
>I whistle for a cab
>Everyone in this thread is a faggot for fapping
>Mfw this was a real story

Checked.jpg

>>738162647
Tumblr tier sex scenes here.

Well this went nowhere

>>738162813
Mfw you're a fat white who is fucked by his dad

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Gtfo you reddit nigger

>>738160471
Is the chick on lefts ass real? Is this shopped?

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>>738163392
no, she's just fat lol

>>738163511
I'm about to cum buckets to her no lie bro, ty

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>>738163811

If you can tap to a clothed girl you must be a virgfag

>>738164041
Yeah, imo better then fapping to traps hentai or loli or whatever the fuck all of that weird shit is though.

>>738164405
>>738164405

Fair enough