>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him! >Eww

"yeah sure there is one in my room i'll go get it"

What the fuck is so hard about this?

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>>738147201
I don't have a sister nor a HDMI cable. Get the fuck out of my house. You can keep the Tacos though.

>>738147201
Yeah sure but one of you gotta come in me room to get it yknoww

>>738147201
I see six tacos I could eat.

>>738147331
What the fuck
They said ewww and tried to use his feelings for one of them to their advantage.

Tell them you dont have a spare one, grab some tacos and go back to your room, fuck them

>>738147201
Jokes on you, my real sister doesn't know how to insert an hdmi cable

She's 22.

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>>738147201

>>738147367
Ayy a fellow displayport brother!

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>>738147201
>mfw i know how such a situation feels

I'll whip out my massive donkey dick and ask if any of them want some sour cream for their tacos.

Then I proceed to mouth fuck all of them.

Get to the last bitch, she opens her mouth ready.

No way Jose

Rip off her panties and fuck her til she's bloody.

Then I stop daydreaming mumble okay then get the HDMI

>gibe dem tacos
"shut the fuck up niggers!"
>360 and moonwalk back to dwelling

"yeah let me go get it". Sit down with them and eat a taco. Then throw the bitch that said "eww" over the table and rape her in front of my sister and friends.

>>738147999
Rape for trips

>>738147201
i'm getting serious anxiety just looking at this picture

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>>738147201
Alas I have but one HDMI cable, m'lady.
I shall retrieve it for thee post haste.
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

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>>738148139
Fuck that. That is literally my nightmare.

I'm not nervous around women any large group like that where they're all watching you,

Just fucking kill me.

>>738147902
It's just how the girls are. I went to their house with a few of them and a friend, to get laid.
We found out the one who's house it was had an older brother in our year, slightly more popular than me, he hid in his room and was treated exactly like this.

At about 18 girls get less awkward so parties are more fun. That's the perfect time to take a seat, and take their drink, drugs and snacks.

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>>738147201
>On this day
>I see clearly
>every choice is a lie

>>738148336
but if you turn 360 you would be facing the same way before you turned, what your looking for is 180 degrees

>>738148336
>>turn 360°
>>walk away
BURGER EDUCATION

>>738149128
>>738149033
fucking newfags reeeeeee

>>738149395
summer

>>738148336
fucking kek

>>738147201
Pull out my knife and start the party

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>>738147201

>>738149450
>>738149395

not summer where i live, and 360º is a FULL SPIN, retards

>>738148336
>I always carry a spare hdmi in my fedora

>>738149721
SUMMER

i see 5 ugly shits and one average bitch.
get the fuck outta my house.

>>738147538
Underrated

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*brings back hdmi cable like this*

Here you go girls. There's plenty to go around.

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>>738149755
education for kids

>>738149977
anon, that's not an hdmi cable..

>>738150032
that's 330 degree turn retard

>>738150039
It is now. Let me show you what it hooks up too....pretty long cable huh? (Pulls down panties puts in penis into vagina)

>>738147201
sit there and talk to the one closer to you and then invite her to "get the hdmi cable"

>>738150138
anon stop humping the tv, everyone is getting weirded out

>>738148336
how can you even turn 360° if you are standing vertical

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>>738150067

>>738150291
you moron, that's not a circle, that's an ellipse

nice try

>>738150067

dafuq

>>738150199
>>738150138
>>738150039
>>738149977
Thank you guys... this is the Cringiest shit I've seen in a long time

>>738150291
it sure is summer around here holy shit

>>738147201
Why do girls do this? In the living room, in front of the TV, across from each other. WTF?

>>738150436
No problem bro. Glad you had time to respond after fapping to that cock.

>>738150352
>>738150516
wtf it is not, just image distortion

>>738150685
what is wrong with you

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Who said 'ew' is a fucking piece of shit that should be regarded with half the respect we give to insects.

Also, a crush on me? I will let you know that I am gay and definitely not into breeders.

>>738149033
>>738149128
N E W F A G
E
W
F
A
G

>>738150897
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/2cwh0m/can_someone_explain_this_360_degree_turn_then/?st=j4u63fax&sh=85080d4d

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>>738147201

>"Which one of you slags said "eww"?"
>"Alright"
>"Go fuck yourself"
>"Yes, I do have an HDMI cable"
>"No, you can't borrow it"
>Continue doing whatever I was going to do.

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>>738149977
Wtf is wrong with that dick? I dont care how big it is, that is the least aesthetic dick i have ever seen.

>>738147201
HI GIRLS!!! I AM A 55 YEAR OLD LOSER IN LIFE AND ALL I CAN DO IS DREAM UP THESE SCENARIOS SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A HERO TO THE AUTISTIC HOME SCHOOLED 12 YEAR OLD'S BECAUSE SUMMER'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


- LOVE 99.999% OF /B

>>738149721
gtfo my /b/ and drink bleach newfriend

>>738147987
Underrated post

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>>738152756
If we were home schooled, it would matter if it's summer, faggot.

>>738153034
>newfriend

always thought it was newfiend

friend is much better

>>738149721
HE SAID MOONWALK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>738153151
Welcome newfriend, don't forget to upvote!

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>>738153584
why would I need to upvote when I have 4chan gold

pic related, it's my mfw

>>738152756
you're a dumbass, this isn't a positive scenario