Gf is going on a 2 day party-hard vacation with her friends (2f).

Don't be a faggot OP. Tell her to send pics so you can post too.

>>738141244
She's going to get more cocks than a poultry farm

She is at least going to be manhandled by many guys.

>>738141544
Not all girls are like that

>2017
>girlfriend leaving the house
What is wrong with you, OP?

If she is the only one not single then high probability of a face fucking, if not, medium probability of a face fucking.

>>738141825
Haha, yea I should lock her up in the basement like a "real man" ? XD

>>738141896
Yes, her friends are freshy single...

>>738141244

If you were invited but couldn't go for some reason, then there's probably nothing to be worried about.

If you were not invited, or told you couldn't go then there's something wrong with the relationship. If this is the case, then consider your relationship over and wait for her to get back from the trip before breaking up with her. If you do it now, then she'll be out riding dick while you sit around being depressed thinking about her riding dick.

Then again, if this trip is more than a week away just get it over with now and download tinder, hit the gym, and book a cruise for you and your friends.

She's gettin dick why dont u get sum while she's away?

Your GF is going to receive more cocks than a second hand shotgun. Slap her on the ass as she leaves and tell her to party hard.

>>738141244
Did she ask for a hall pass?
If Yes, she will be a cum dumpster
If No, she will be a cum dumpster

Nigger gonna fuck her, you'll be responsible for the offspring

>>738142013
What if he doesn't want dick while she's away?

>>738142006
Its kinda hard for me, dont rly wana break up :( ty tho

>>738141781
That's you think
I can assure you every girl is a slut

>>738141244
Not only are they going to duck themselves but as many people and beasts as they can let into their holes

>>738142189
She said girls do that, just to relax and hang abit

>>738142252
I don't think he was talking about taking a dick

>>738141781
The kind who go on 2 day party-hard vacations with her friends are

>>738142407
If you are ok with her drinking and fucking at least one nigger and then coming back home to you then you have nothing to worry about.

>>738142349
>>738142527
She had her "slut" phase before me, maybe shes done with that

>>738142649
Protip, she's not

>>738142809
Ill try to convince her, not to go.

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"H-hey babe, how's the vacation g-going?"

"Anon I'm *gasp* kinda busy right now, I'll call you tomorrow"

"O-ok-

>>738141544
>>738141644
>>738141896
>>738142013
>>738142154
>>738142189
>>738142205
>>738142349
>>738142368
>>738142407

/b/ worldview of women. What caused you all to be this way? I've honestly never met a woman that acts like this. I have lived with many very open and sexually liberated individuals as well.

Maybe a few rotten-crotches have ruined it for the rest of us, but this is not the norm.

>>738143061
Yeah huh! And all men fuck their 12 y/o cousins! lurk more REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>738143013
Whatever does happen, I can never know... Thats the lame part, maybe thats what ill think, but in reality girls just chill on the beach.

>>738143061
"I came to /b/ for a sensible discussion about women's morals and quite frankly I'm shocked and appalled"

OP would she trust you to do the same w your friends?
I'm an oldfag 31yo and used to have major trust issues...the the point where it basically pushed one of my gfs out of my life

just be open and honest with her without putting her on a pedastal

don't give a girl with a crazy history all of your heart

trust your instincts

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>>738143344
ty for good advise sir

>>738141244
My gf went on an 8 day trip to Vegas with 4 of her single friends.

If you don't trust her, then she honestly deserves better. Would you expect her to trust you if you went with your buds?

>>738142006
>never been in an adult relationship before

>>738143317
Ya got me. I chuckled.

>>738141244
You need to forbid her that and from now on require her to wear a burka. Beat her if she refuses.

>>738143482
Maybe you are right, she never did anything wrong actualy

>>738143537
Correct

>>738142975
Don't do it OP. If you talk to her because you're scared. She will get mad and 100% certainty that she'll participate in BBC orgy.

Just say: "Have a good time, sweetie, do what you like".

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>>738141244
It's fine, stop worrying. Don't you like to go on trips with just the guys? Watch a few ball games, drink a few beers, suck a few dicks and not have the wives buzzing around? She needs a break too.

When she comes home, ask her how it was and If she had a good time, etc, without prying too hard at the granular detail. Then, before bed just politely ask her to douche out all those other guys cummies and you can eat that punished pussy without a care.

>>738143938
Is that some counter-pshihology thingy?

>>738142006
>Expects to be invited on a girls' trip
>Doesn't realize he'll want to get the fuck out with the boys alone every once in a while

>>738144032
Yes, I'm a certified psychologist.
Trust me on this one.

As stupid as it may seem, I'll tell her to have fun and enjoj her time. I will also get together with the boyz for a few beers and abit of hanging out. That way we will be kinda even, atleast in my mind.

Download Tinder and pound some hoes while she's out

>>738143013

Kek.

Freshly single friends + vacation + alcohol = ???

Only if she's 30 been there done thst too old for this shi.jpg and OP lost all desire to give a fuck and isn't posting on b, then ur good.

>>738141244
Don't trust her, girls are fucking sluts

>>738141244
Yes, it's normal. Women cheat, just the same as guys do. Get over yourself.

>>738145147
Cheating isnt normal man, wtf xD

>>738141989
Aaaahahahhahahhahahahah

>>738145529
why is that funny?

My friend was fucking this girl who vacationed to aspin (his town) who would Skype her bf at my friends house. There wasn't any guilt from what he's told me.

>>738145673
The only way to have a girl not cheat is to make sure she has no life outside of you

>>738141244
You poor cucked faggot, those panties gonna be yellow with dry caked semen and grool. You should just take it and accept the fact you don't have what she needs. You poor pathetic beta loser.

>>738141244
Ok, so first you need to dump the bitch.
How the fuck can she even think about going SOMEWHERE... WITHOUT... YOU.

Are you stupid? She will fuck someone, trust me.
Dump the bitch.

>>738145673
I guess best way to approach this, is just make up my mind everything will be ok... And even if something happens, I shall never know. So I guess she will go and come back and we will continue with our relationship.

>>738141244
The only reason people go "party hard" is to fuck.

>>738144002
More pics of this girl?

>>738146310
I partyed alot, and had 0% luck with that.

>>738146310
Yep. Some lucky guy is going to bang your gf while she eats her friend's pussy. Sorry dude.

>>738143061
experience son
> meet girl during my masters, not looking for anything but we find we are both really into each other
> at this point we're both engaged, both getting married in a matter of months
> end up getting close, lots of little cheating, feels like we're gonna fuck soon
> "I can't anon, if I were to fuck I would have to break up with my fiance"
> two days later we fuck
> of course she doesn't break up with him but claims lots of guilt
> we fuck many more times
> both leave town, we skype masturbate etc., message constantly
> messages me day before and after her wedding saying she needs me
> messages me constantly during her honeymoon
> hoes we knows /b/, hoes we knows
> also 10/10 fuck, we both have some guilt but clearly not enough to stop us

>>738141244
You're obviously unfulfilling and she wants someone who isn't a beta faggot instead of you.

>>738146459
You have to be one of the beautiful people. You are not.

>>738146459
Being an alcoholic doesn't count faggot.

>>738143061
I feel like it's shills or trolls. It's not normal to think that way

>>738141244

she will fuck 10 niggers and take pics on her phone

share pics ITT or in another thread if this one dies before she gets blacked i mean back

>>738141544
/thread

>>738141781

says the neckbeard hoping it to be true

>>738143061
are you dumb? check the pic OP posted

>>738141244

She's gonna get plowed for 48 hours straight by multiple cocks

Sorry dude

>>738141781
Yes all girls are like that, you have to keep them locked and under your control or you're a cuck

>>738146506
You make it sound like you think you are not as equally large of a steaming pile of shit. I hope your future wife does you the same way.

>>738143482

if you trust your slutty girlfriend in vegas then you are one dumb motherfucker

she was slutty enough to fuck you, you don't think she's slutty enough to take advantage of vegas rules???

>>738143061
Wow you are stupid

>>738145529
lol

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>>738141244
dump her.. she will do black stallions.. after this you will suck the semen for weeks.. I did the same.

>>738144400
You would be even if you went somewhere there'd be pussy just likes she's going somewhere threre's cock.

>>738146506
My fiance fucking cheated on me, I dumped this whore and now I am with a very submissive girl from China and I'm going to make sure she never has the chance to cheat

>>738141781
haha your gf must be going on a vacation!

>>738147006

exactly, it is not wrong to lock up a woman in your basement if she is your wife and you feed her periodically between fuck sessions

>>738141244
Where is this party OP, what's her name? Think I'll unload with her and her friends as well. Might be fun for us.

>>738146845
wtf are you talking about?

Of course I am and I know it. This thread is not about whether or not guys are sleazebags

DO you really need a separate thread to argue the obvious?

>>738144342
Certified Pshihologist

>>738141244
maybe they are just all good friends and want to relive how their lives were before everything got complicated?

>>738147006
yup, hoes can't be trusted, they will all cheat at least once given the freedom, you just have to hope they did it and learned the hard way before you, otherwise assume it'll happen at least once provided your girl isn't a dumpster fire

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>>738141989
You're fucked, bro.

>>738145607
They're gonna peer pressure her into fucking guys with them so that they don't feel like sluts. But they are.

>>738147062
You don't have to physically lock her up, you can do that psychologically, move somewhere where she doesn't know anybody and doesn't speak the Language and she's as good as locked

The married girl I'm regularly fucking goes on trips with her married friends.

They all have guys they fuck on the side.

Women are whores. It's just how it is.

>>738141989
Yer fukt m8

>>738147208
Well I'm no cuck, if she cheats, she's out, I'm not going to be all beta and forgive her, fuck that

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>>738146459
I partied a lot and even the ugly guys eventually got pussy.
Drinking your mother's wine with 2 buddy's and the occasional fat girl isn't partying.
Getting bitches when ur ugly is life on hardmode, but even they somehow find a way. Super drunk bitches + only visiting type shit.

>>738147421
agreed 100

>>738141244
Give us pics OP plz

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jesus fucking christ, you fags sure worry about niggers fucking your imaginary girlfriends an awful lot.

>mfw my ex cheated on me with two niggers

>mfw she was a jew

>mfw i was redpilled on jews and niggers at the same time.

Actually there is one way to make sure she doesn't cheat, is to have a real bro (I'm not talking your guy friend that you barely know, I'm talking real friend, brother from another mother) and have that guy go with the girl and check on her, I did that for my bro, went on holiday with his fiance, and I can tell you she flirted with some guys and I made sure she didn't cheat

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>>738141244
did she say party hard? Where are they going?

>>738145769
And how does one accomplish that?

>>738148091
I don't know, move somewhere, tell her you don't like her friends and tell her not to talk to them, not allow her to go out

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>>738148091
get a girl that's below your league.
then they will do basically whatever you want since they can't find better

>>738148183
That just sounds like prison and isolation. After a while, you'd get on eachothers nerves and she would find out how boring and uneventful OP is after some time.

>>738148272
Make sure you're interesting enough

Its just sex. Whats your problem? Its not like someone is going to break her pussy. She's not looking for a husband or even a boyfriend - shes just wanting to get drunk, party, and if it happens get under a hard body with a fat cock.

>>738143344
tru

>>738148375
made me cringe.

>>738141244
r u sure 2f?

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>>738141781
your gf and mom arent, of course

Fuck a chick while shes gone just incase she fucks a dude. Lets face it, she's going to get drunk and get fucked hard. She'll start talking to a dude and it "will just happen"

>>738141244
OP, are you engaged or is she only your gf?

>>738143061

I had two girlfriends during my life time.

Both cheated on me, because they literally wanted to, relationship was healthy in terms of sex, money, personal space, everything, our mutual friends said they were happy to see us that way.

One day my first ex decided to fuck one crush she had, and hide it from me, then she kept doing it until one of her friends pitied me and told me with proof.

Trust issues ensure, therapies for two years, never managed to fully recover from those issues, but find second girlfriend.

Everything seems to work, kinda regain will to live, relationship is well, trust issues are fading, she rides someone else's cock because she felt really tempted to do so and had to.

Trust issues skyrocket, more years pass, manage to find another girl, so many issues I can't have a healthy relationship with her, this one will probably have relationship reasons to fuck someone else.

Women are whores, all of them, there is not a single exception, your mother, my mother, your sister, your girlfriend, all of them, every single one of them are unsatisfied whores who will always want more and more, and will torture you to get everything out of you, then leave when you're empty to ride chad's cock.

>>738148768
This guy is a Jedi irl

Those are the moments I am happy that I am a psychopath. I have no emotional attachement to other people. I got /fit/ and I have cheated on my current gf just because I assume she will eventually cheat on me so I just one up her just in case.

I am probably just a huge narcissist but if my gf were to go on a vacation without me I would go out and fuck other girls just in case so if she comes back and apologizes I can just tell her that I cheated on her as well and that I realized I dont give a shit about her.

I wonder what it's like for normal people, I only care about my ego so that is pretty easy to deal with.

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>>738148947
ye

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>>738148947
.....you have 1 BILLION contradictory statements in your post sir. I call shenanigans.

>>738141244
When she gets back, tell here you switched her birth control with fake lookalikes you bought online. If she freaks out, she cheated.

Or just hide her birth control before she leaves. If she freaks about it being missing, ask "why do you even need it? Its not like you are planning on cheating right?"

Btw are her friends hotter than her? Pics or gtfo.

>>738148947
On one hand, I envy you not caring can prevent a lot of hurt, but on the other hand, being genuinely in love is fantastic experience and I can't help but feel like you're missing out

If you went on a 2 day vacation with your bros to party would that be normal? yes. double standards much

>>738148375
If she sends him videos of it, it is not cheating

>>738142649
OH op. U poor thing

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>>738143294
>girls just chill on the beach

Sorry, op.

This is no joke or trying to be cruel. Your girl is going to have sex. She may not even mean to, but drinking and being around single friends who likely will also be getting stuffed is just inevitable it will happen.

You are drunk and dozens of women are hitting on you praying to fuck you, and your buddies are all getting chicks, and you think you won't cheat? come on....

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>>738142649
>two day party vacation
>party
>two days
>single friends
You're 200% gonna get cucked

>>738149173
im dying

>>738141244
Op, give her a pass, and buy her some condoms that she must use if she wants. Also, tell her you will be using condons during your pass time. Go out get fucked, but not from her friends. Go to other side if town, different club or bar. Good luck!

this is a good thread

>>738148091
Get yourself a nice girl from Mexico

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>>738142649
>"slut" phase
>done with
My sides

>>738142649
You don't have a slut phase. You are a slut or you are not

Vacation horny, drunk horny, recently single friends, hotel room without boyfriend, lonely and was a slut.

>>738141244
My best piece of advice would be to plan something that will keep you away from her for a week after the trip. Say you got a family reunion or some shit. That way, in case she gets knocked up (and I'm not even saying she's going to fuck random dudes but if she does) you will
At least not be tricked into raising some random dudes kid

>>738152567
shouldn't he better be away for a month?

>>738141244
Where are they going? Like a beach or resort town?

>>738152845
Well it's easy to narrow it down to a couple of weeks honestly. I would worry she might come home pregnant and fuck him so the timeline fits and no questions are asked

>>738141244
Op

Do you have a face pic of your gf ?

I gonna fuck her for you.

maybe OP just wants to masturbate to the thought of him getting cucked

>>738153116
probably the first and last time the two fuck

>>738150029
THIS!
I feel like anon has experience.

Get out in front of it and take control, because it will happen either way. In her mind either you are a caring and dominant boyfriend who understands her sexuality and has his own or you are a sad cuck sitting home alone thinking about her while she is doing the wheel barrow with dozens or more guys.

>>738141781
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ha

Ignore it. Pussies do not break. They may stretch a bit but it will return to normal size. Why are you so afraid. Never show weakness anon. Jelousy is weakness. You may feel it - you can NEVER let her see it.

>>738141244
She might be honestly going with no intention of cheating on you, but once she gets hammered all that goes out the window. Fact

>>738153485
Preach

>>738147421
Well unfortunately, the only way for most guys to find out is to dig through shit to find it. And then that some how makes them feel like they have the authority to be the angry one. Fucking cunts.

>>738143537
Kinda hard when most girls are dirty whores

>>738153530
yep, once shes hammered and guys are all over her, it is a foregone conclusion that she will end up manhammered.
drunk hammered + female + men = manhammered female.

>>738143294
You'll have to do some phone digging. They always talk about this kind of shit

>>738141244
I think you're a fucking loser lol.

Just have all her shit packed up for when she gets back.

>>738154003
hahaha! THIS

The look on her face will be fuckin PRICELESS!!!

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>>738146969
there's pussy and cock everywhere fucktard

ITT: 14 year old faggots who think there's something wrong with being apart from a girlfriend for 2 fucking days

>>738148888
Quads don't lie. This is wisdom here folks

>>738141781
You're right. Some are lesbians

>>738141244
>gf going with her friends on a party hard vacation
>girlfriend
>her friends
op care to explain why you arent going too?

>>738148888
Quads confirm women are whores. The main problem is that they want what they can't have.

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>>738154985
yeah he pretty much summed it up. girls lie and say they want a man who has a great personality and treats them nice. Thats complete bullshit. They wanna date/fuck any guy who is "hot" and/or has money. They're superficial as fuck.....The more attractive they are, the more they are like that.

>>738150029
Cuck
Either tell her to stay home or it's over.

>>738154341
Being apart from her is one thing. His gf going to a 2 day party changes the entire story.

>>738148888
I cant help but feel sad for you anon

>>738141244
Don be such a pussy, OP. If you don't trust her. Don't be with her. Do you never just wanna hang with your bros? Candy ass roody poo

u shouldnt worry. ur gf seems cool. she is outgoing, she needs time w her friends. she likes u but we are human. we do get bored. u dont want to hold her back. she will resent u for it.

at this time u should go fuck escorts, massage parlors. bcuz they wont call u and shit so ur gf can find out. cant just talk to bitches on tinder. they will blackmail u

Just let her go, just know deep down she's cheating on you. Take this opportunity while she's gone to cheat on you. My girlfriends out with her friends this week too and I know she's getting dicked. Thank god it's Friday and I'm done with work so I can go find me some pussy before she's back on Sunday

>>738141244
LOL...

be prepared that she will never answer phone, fuck other guys coz 1st of all she aint going with "friends" that is just an excuse..

enjoy being cucked

Why is this so fucked? I mean, your gf is going to cheat on you, so your instinct is to cheat on her back to avoid damaging your dignity? If you want to cheat on someone, why are you with that person. How can you be happy in a "healthy" relationship like that. It just doesn't make any sense to me and because of this I am not looking forward to getting a girlfriend, but that's not so much of a problem b/c I'm never gonna be able to get a girl anyways.

>>738157094

wait until u have a gf

>>738142649
Wow this is good. Op enjoy eating creampies. You need to man up but I don't think you will.

>>738146905
hahahahaha. I love how much you all project in this cesspool. How do you function with such crippling trust issues?

>>738148253
But then they start to think they are hotter than they actually are.

>>738146506
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500

>>738141923
> XD

So much for being a "real man"

>>738143344
>oldfag
>31yo

>>738147279
I'm about to do this.