g'morning anon. hope up slept well. tell me why you will

because my life is amazing
i have a lot of money, friends and a gf

>>738130194
Same here, only weak-willed shitwizards off themselves

>>738130132
Because I don't want to miss anything on chan
And weed that's always good
>tell me why you no anhero

>>738130132
Good afternoon.

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>>738130194
that's great man.
>>738130289
good outlook.
>>738130417
u see interesting stuff here often?
>>738130488
nice dubs. how are u today?

Too lazy.

>>738130132
Because finally after years of waiting. I finally have a shot at the only girl I want.

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Because i got to see amy schumers titty

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Because I want to fake my death first and live a few years off the grid, sounds exciting.

>>738130519
>how are u today?
Pretty good, thanks. It's amazing how having a fan at maximum all day can make someone's life beautiful.

>>738130650
It's like a glazed ham with a titty tacked on.

>>738130588
wow greentext now

>>738130132
because i try to build a life and hope that the future will be better. Its what ive always done.
Kinda like john babtiste grenouille. But yeah i dont intend to be a fucking serial killer and am not as talented.

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>>738130588
g'luck.
nice dubs.
>>738130650
whale titty.
>>738130665
how will u do that?
>>738130693
i take it's very hot at ur location?
>>738130731
this.
>>738130750
>because i try to build a life and hope that the future will be better
thumbs up.

>>738130132
Got fuckin' work to do.
No time to off myself yet.

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Everything's fine, nice summerjob, gf and bunch of friends, my brother who is almost the only nice relative of mine is getting married
And also i like these kind of threads both for the gifs and the rare kindness

>>738130750
There's not really anything to tell.

> She's always been in the same relationship
> I've been in a couple in that time
> Last gf actually dumped me because see was convinced I was sleeping her (I wasn't)
> Finally she is single
> we have been talking non stop since
> Meeting her for a drink tomorrow.
> Fuck yeah!

>>738130854
Cheers man. Hope you're having an awesome day.

>>738130132
>hope u slept well
assuming i went to sleep ive been on /b/ all night lol

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>>738130871
cool. what u working on?
>>738131003
glad all is well.
what's ur summer job ?
>>738131064
i hope she was worth the wait
>>738131586
doing what on b?

>>738131003
Damn those tits are disgusting

>>738131896
Mate, I know everyone says it about the girl they like. But never met anyone like her. She has a PhD, loves science and astronomy. Likes retarded shit, games and sci-fi. She will fucking joke about anything. she is seriously like the female version of me. Yeah she has the best smile ever. I have never met a girl like her and that's why for the first time in ages I actually feel excited.
So tomorrow will be awesome... Well unless introduces me to her new boyfriend Tyrone or something.

>>738131896
>what doing on b?
trying to figure out how to not be a normie. am newfag as fuck

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>>738132281
all i'm saying is manage ur expectations.
don't have them too high. she could be perfect, or should be privately very flawed and u don't know yet.
g'luck i hope she is a good girl.
>>738132366
for the most part, b isn't the place to learn that.

>>738132470
i was on r9k and mlp before this. i want the most cancer thread possible so i learn fast.

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>>738132580
what was the most cancer thread you found?

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>>738131896
Just moving tools around and clean up some dust or small rocks at my dads workplace that is some district maintenance company, so nothing hard or big but im getting money for it and it'll be useful when im going back to school

>>738132644
>what is the most cancer thread
mlp by far lol
r9k is mostly just beta males from what ive seen
b is mostly interaction? not sure yet

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>>738132736
hard work is good work.
it's good to be productive.
>>738132757
oh.
thanks for the education.
i only goto b and s, and occasionally pol.

>>738132470
I already know a lot about her. We used to live in the same place. You know those shared accommodations, where you have a room but all share the kitchen and living area and all the crap. So we spent a lot of time together. So there really isn't any surprises. At the time it always seemed like there was something there, but she isn't the type to cheat.

>>738132880
oh yeah i looked at pol only for cnn memes lol.

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because i'm trying to flirt with a friend in the hopes she'll eventually want to have sex with me
kinda greasy when i put it that way so i might kill myself yet idk

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>>738132942
ok, anon, i'll stop shitting on your hopes.
glad u know her well.
i hope she likes you too, and u get to take her panties off soon.
g'luck bro.
>>738133011
i look at it for "serious" discussions now and then
but then I get bored.
I rather shit post with porn on b.
>>738133033
g'luck man, hope u fuck her.

>>738133103
dont like serious discussions that much just shitpost and stuff like that. ill use b for porn and talking

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>>738133224
yeah shit posting and "edginess" is what gets my rocks off.
oh and rekt threads.

>>738133103
Ah don't worry man. You wasn't shitting on anything. You're just trying to be realistic.
I am just happy to have a shot at it. I mean I know for a fact she finds me attractive and shit. Because she has told me. But it's by no means a done deal. I mean tomorrow I am going to tell her and either it goes well or bad.
But just happy I get the chance. I would fucking hate myself if I didn't even take a shot at it.

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>>738133443
i would hate you too, if you weren't brave enough to take a shot.
Fortune favors the bold.

>>738133358
yeah definetaly and those /b/ro raids amirite

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>>738133624
actuall you've never seen those threads.

>>738133621
Amen to that brother. You're a good bro.

>>738133952
yeah ik i was joking lol

>>738133103
>hope u fuck her
thanks man

>>738130132
I have a beautiful wife (Who I woke up to taking advantage of my morning wood) and 7 kids.

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>>738134961
sup catholic bro.
>>738134520
no problem
>>738134017
thanks man.

>>738135666
Last day of work for the week, so that's fun.

I look forward to your thread every day anon. I used to be annoyed at them, but they are actually really good. Thank you.

Also, thanks for all the wonderful porn gifs instead of webms. I use my mobile sometimes.

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>>738135769
happy friday. >>738135958
thanks.
how r u today?

>>738136023
Pretty good. Have a big event today. I just woke, I'm well rested. And seeing my girl tonight. It's all good!

How about you?

>>738136023
It is Friday, but nothing beats waking up and getting laid.

>>738130132
Im getting an eighth today. Thats about it.

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>>738136082
i'm chilling.
have work stuff to do.
have class stuff to do.
gotta workout later on.
just a regular day.
>>738136176
congrats on the getting laid in the morn. >>738136247
eight of what?

>>738136330
Thanks. How's life for you right now OP? Doing well?

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>>738136462
life is ok.
just like everyone else i have my ups and downs.
thanks for asking. :-)

>>738136531
I think I got most of the downs out early, life's been up and up ever since I met my wife.

>>738136531
I appreciate you anon. Keep it up. Have a great workout.

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>>738136731
thats good u have a happy marriage and good wife. :-)
>>738136868
appreciate it man.

>>738137187
I know, I stuck gold

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>>738137730
platinum.

Because i waiting episode 8 star wars

>>738137848
Definitely. I hope she knows how much I appreciate her.

Join https://discord.io/blackout for nudes !!!! <<<3 !!!!!!!

Join https://discord.io/blackout for nudes !!!! <<<3 !!!!!!! <<<3

>>738130132
sauce now.

>>738130132
thats kinda hot.
sauce ?

>>738138362
I know I'm the least normal straight guy here, but can someone explain the appeal of porn?

>>738130132
>>738130132
im doing good OP

just finished changing a roof, so now im gonna go back home soon and see my friends and gf!

How are you doing?

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>>738137914
star wars sucks now.
>>738138362
>>738139379
i'm goood.
u are a carpenter?

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>>738130132
Because im afraid of how painful it is and im afraid ill just end up in a worse scenario like being disables.
Im afraid.
Pic related its me in mcdonalds crying in public.

>>738139342
Because man evolved a sexual psychology that makes sex with new women exciting both to imagine and to engage in, and this made men especially responsive to visual signals of sex.

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>>738139342
What are you, stupid? Who doesn't enjoy vicariously fucking someone through someone else's body?

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>>738139733
this.
plus dubs.

>>738139710
Well I suppose that makes sense.
>>738139733
I don't. Granted, I've never seen it, but the idea sounds rather nauseating.

>>738130132
The day you stop being a faggot is the day I kill myself. I'll die of natural causes.

>>738139576
well I guess u could say.. my fathers brother has a firm that renovates houses. And I have done alot of work for him and other people in my spare time(I go to school aswell), so this summer he asked me if I wanted to come to denmark and help him and his guys renovate a house...

what do you do OP? u have a job or do you go to school?

>>738130132
still waiting for the sauce....

>>738139817
Name?

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>>738139976
yup.
faggotry for life.
>>738140046
>u have a job or do you go to school?
both.
>>738140504
fucky mcdickinher

>>738140580
Creative name

Sometimes suicidal fag here. Long term illness.

Today I didn't kill myself because I don't want to die. I want to not suffer anymore. To get that through suicide I'd have to trade it for anything positive in my life too. Death isn't an end to suffering, it's an end to everything, and I'm not willing to give up on the people I love and the stuff I enjoy. I'd never be able to enjoy a cup of coffee or a nice meal. I'd never be able to go take in some nature and do some birdwatching or whatever. I'd never be able to enjoy something simple like a lie-in. Not a good trade for not suffering I think.

>>738130132
Starting my internship in three days, going to get paid and then have a five week holiday with lotsa dope and liquor.

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>>738141451
i'm a thinky mcthinker.>>738141684
hope u stick around anon.
>>738141756
enjoy the internship/dope/alcohol .

It's summer bitch

>>738141822
Thanks anon. Question back at you; why do you make this thread everyday? I'm housebound and spend a lot of time here and it seems to be here without fail.

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>>738141845
hooray for summer.
>>738141958
mostly habit now, i think.

because I'm playing warped tour tomorrow and i dont want to fuck over my band. but thats it.

>>738141958
If I can add to this, are there any people that return and post on this thread regularly?

>>738141822
Fuck I'm going to!

>>738130132
Cause I was born in a rich family and don't have any real problems. Have cutie 3.14 gf and a decent cock. Life is pretty ok.

>>738142037
Fair enough. It always strikes me as odd that people get into these habits. Kind of like Alice who's been posting the same thread for about 5/6 years now. How long have you been doing this?

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>>738142103
g'luck man.
>>738142126
a few. there's an indian-curry-bro, and a catholic bro.
>>738142128
thumbs up.
>>738142158
all great things to have, congrats.
>>738142186
don't know, i think it's be at least a year.

Omg I'm the girl in that video. I died from the choking ( mainly the reason I'm not killing myself today). I get one chance to pass a message on from beyond the grave.
>OP is a fag

>>738142290
I saw Catholic bro but what's Indian curry bro like?

>>>738142158
>all great things to have, congrats.
At the same time it kinda makes you feel like shit cause you know you didn't earn any of this personally. Meh.

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>>738142510
sorry u died anon.
>>738142564
indian curry bro is what he calls himself.
he pops into these threads now and then just to say hey he's still alive and doing well.
that's about all.
>>738142606
there are others who dream of what you having, so rejoice. be content, and keep striving for more.

>>738142606
Even the stuff you earn can make you feel guilty. Catholic bro here, I worked as hard as I could to get with my wife and I still feel guilty that I have it so good. I feel like I don't deserve it sometimes.

>>738135666
Wahauw, I need a name here

>>738142037
Fuuuu, who's that chick?

>>738142756
That's a good way of looking at it, thanks man.

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>>738142941
ebony mcdickinher
>>738143112
sarah mcdoublestroker
>>738143126
thumbs up.

>>738130132
I got weed, a nice job, and a girlfriend. Each of these things keep me from doing that

>>738142787
C'est la vie

i live to find the saurce for this video, when i find it, i will cum and then die
30seconds2fap
/post/
119959365560/may-26th-2015-004

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>>738143353
thats cool. ur gf smokes too?

>>738143394
hope u don't find it then.

>>738143288
Smh

>>738143359
I suppose, but it definitely doesn't turn out this way for most people. Interesting about your language choice, my wife and I met in our French class. Bless the French teacher for seating us together.

>>738143461
i prefer to die knowing than to live on the ignorance

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>>738143550
i prefer u learn of other things since that would trigger ur demise.

>>738143550
Would appreciate it if you would share it with us thankyou

>>738143523
That was a stroke of luck, I'm also planning to ask my gf to marry me soon.

>>738143738
Hey, good luck. Hope she says yes

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>>738143738
g'luck
>>738143885
that was nice.

>>738143885
Thanks for the wholesome conversation. Cheers, mate.

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>will never fuck hot trap
>even if I got in shape to do so, wont change dick situation
I guess because I'm too lazy to even suicide

>>738144011
Do you really think that traps are in any position to be picky?

>>738143952
Being married was the best thing that ever happened to me. I assume it'd bring lots of happiness to other people.
>>738143955
Cheers.

>>738144071

The good looking (ultra-rare but exist) are. Some of them aren't even fucking gay they just like to CD. Shit sucks.

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>>738144137
Sounds like you need to groom one for personal use.
>>738130132
As for this, I will not kill myself today because I have to work tomorrow morning at 12:00 am. I have a bright future ahead of me, and in the meantime I am working my asshole off in order to save as much money as possible before I move in December for uni.

>>738143394
pornhub . com/view_video.php? viewkey =ph59339ca6bc563
Girl is Klara. Die now

>>738144011
Check out bathmates. I legit gained an inch in about six months.

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>>738144379

What kind of person shills penis enlargement nonsense on /b/? Are you an Indian?

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>>738144073
>Being married was the best thing that ever happened to me. I assume it'd bring lots of happiness to other people.
awww.
>>738144319
g'luck saving money
>>738144329
u murdered him.

>>738144379
Who needs penis enlargement?

>>738144724
Well it's true. Everyone deserves to feel like I do.

>>738144623
Not indian. And you don't need to pay me no mind if you don't think it works. It just boosts your confidence to see it chubbed, s'all.

>>738145085
Well maybe it doesn't need to be bigger

>>738145803

It always needs to be bigger. Patrice O'Neal said it best when he said "I want a dick that is described as 'undeniably large'

>>738145986
Good luck fitting the whole thing inside a woman.

>>738146208

It doesn't have to mean massive. It just means that people would look at your dick and all agree that 'yes, that is a big penis'

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>>738145986
>Patrice O'Neal
R.I.P.
>>738146208
if she dies, she dies.

>>738146361
Still, if it's big it'll hurt

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>>738146609

Feeling pain is better than nothing at all.

>>738146770
If she's feeling nothing at all then you're doing something wrong

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>>738146770
indeed.
>>738146900
indeed

>>738140360
>>738138362
>>738138154
alyssa cole

I always see these threads ad wonder? Which faggot is that insecure, that they actually have to write a genuine response, as to why they will not commit suicide.

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>>738147422
nice dubs.
a few do that.

>>738130132
no rush, eventually i will do it, but not now.

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>>738147867
its good u are not in a hurry.

>>738147422
I just love talking about my life lmao. It's so great.

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>>738149444
trips. nice.

>>738149681
Dubs yesterday and trips today? No wonder I got married to my French seat partner. I'm lucky as hell

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>>738150317
u sure are.

>>738150591
I wish it wasn't luck though. It's a shame that a good life is uncommon.

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>>738130132
Because I don't want to make my friend to think it was her fault and become suicidal again.

>>738130132
1) however unlikely it is, there may be some sort of afterlife and i dont want to wind up in hell
2) if there is nothing after life, it's pointless to waste my only chance at consciousness and dive back into the void early
3) my suicide could be interrupted or spoiled somehow and i might end up a retard or something
4) family would be sad forever
5) cant fap after death

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>>738150782
>carring about others
nigga its like you have a heart or something

>>738151532
Rip

>>738130132
What's the record for how long this thread lasted?

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>>738153276
who knows.

>>738133103
who dis?

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>>738154312
a woman.

thinkin about it, cauze i'm bored and i really wanna know whats on the other side...

>>738154312
eva lovia

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>>738155838
probably nothing.

>>738155838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ0Sys0ySkE

>>738130665

>tits are dicks

fucking retarded americans

>>738130289
autism

>>738156828
lets hope not

>>738157136
very nice

>>738156828
Nah, I know that there's life after death

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>>738130132
Because I want to do it. My brain tells me it's the best thing I can do. But, fuck my brain, who the fuck does it think it fucking is. Wrinkled little faggot sitting up in MY god damn idea box, telling me whats.

Here's to you brain, you ugly ungrateful depressed snarky little bitch. You best hope we don't meet in an alley cause I'll fuck you cunt. And no, I didn't make a mistake, be afraid you sack of shit.

>>738158189
That's a very interesting take.

>>738130132
because I have good friends, loving parents and I wanto to achieve my dream before dying.

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>>738157817
how do u know?
>>738158189
ur brain loves you.
>>738159413
those are wonderful things to have anon.

>>738159413
your friends are just circumstantial coincidences caused by growing up in a similar area, they don't actually give a shit. Your parents likely wish they never had you so that they could 've been pursuing they're dreams instead of putting up with mouthbreathing parasites, uh kids. meant kids. And statistically your dreams are shit, never gonna happen and on the very far the fuck off chance they do the fuck will it amount to. not shit. So have fun with that faggot.

>>738159536
Because I'm Catholic bro

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>>738159726
>your friends are just circumstantial coincidences caused by growing up in a similar area
kinda agree with this.
friendships come and go.
>>738159769
makes sense now.

Because this could be th day katy Perry's boobies get leaked

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>>738159857
that would be nice.
but i'm sure they are just regular boobs that just happen to be hanging from katy perry.

The real reason I have not killed myself is because after Im dead that it and it gonna be over one day so why waste it killing yourself

>>738159848
Rip, it would make sense. Forget that you can't tell who I am at all glance. I don't believe the friends thing, some people genuinely gel well. I bet if you go anywhere in the world and look, you could make a friend.

Because life is great. Built a house, have an awesome wife, two kids, good job and make good money. Going to a conference next week and to LA for a conference in November. Life is just awesome.

>>738159726
don't worry Anon, your life will get better one day :)

>>738150591
who is that

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>>738160035
this.
>>738160091
i think most relationships are a matter of conviences and what one person can get from the other. this includes friendships and business partnerships and even love. but that's just my opinion.
>>738160103
cool. have a great time at the conference.
>>738160141
it will.

>>738160141
nah it wont, but that's okay.

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>>738160346
a woman getting pounded against a wall.
>>738160438
it will.

>>738137848
Wow, got sauce?

>>738160587
whats her name

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>>738160685
no.

>>738160431
I would disagree. My wife and I definitely didn't fall in love out of convenience. Earlier my sophomore year I had my heart broken by my middle school sweetheart, someone I was incredibly close to. Falling for someone else so soon after was scary. She had a mistrust of men that was cultivated by her parents being a little more than helicopterey in her early childhood. Essentialy, the first months of our relationship were tense and full of anxiety. She wanted to be a chemist, and I wanted to study abroad in the UK. We both gave up large parts of our future visions to be with one another. We could have more money but we wanted more kids. I truly believe that friendship is a deeper human connection than what you think. In fact, that's a little sociopathic of a view that you have.

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>>738160951
i guess ur the exception.
pure love exists.
but rare.
everyone is out for themselves these days.

>>738160431
Thanks, man. I cant wait for it because its a chance to get away from work.

>>738161079
I know, it's rather sad. There's so much happiness to be had if you live for someone else.

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>>738161222
trips of truth

>>738161466
That's two trips in one day

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>>738161657
catholic god is looking out for you.

>>738161899
Well, I think I figured that out 22 years ago

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>>738162091
indeed u did.

>>738162179
Do you think people will ever stop being as self-centered as they are?

>>738154972
sauce?

>>738162437
no.
people are only self-interested, or if they are interested in u, it's only because your interested and theirs are aligned, or there is some benefit for them through you. At least thats the way I see things. Cynical, I know. :-/

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>>738162782
*forgot porn.

BecUse I could do it whenever I want and I have goals to achieve first and things to do

>>738162782
Well crud. At least I can teach my children the key to happiness. It'll be a family thing.

>>738161079
been trying to find source on this one for like 20 minutes now without any luck, can anyone help a brother out?

>>738162782
Quick question. How do you have so much porn and why do you collect it? Aren't there websites or something where you can get it?

>>738163439

Girls do porn episode 327

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>>738162970
that'll be great.
>>738163439
can't help.
>>738163484
have much porn, from lots of saving.

>>738163766
I sure hope my kids get what I have. Same for all of you. There's nothing quite like it.

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>>738163876
love ur optimism. :-)
The world is already a better place b/c of people with atitudes like yourself. But you're a rarity in my opinion.

>>738163713
cheers mate

>>738164130
Well then I'll see about changing that one person at a time.

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>>738164314
g'luck.

>>738164695
I think I have that part covered.

>>738159848
holy shit, sauce m8

>>738160951
I don't see shrinks specifically so that I don't get confirmed sociopathic. So you know fair point or whatever. Glad you found love anon.

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>>738165294
no sauce. >>738164848
offtopic,
isn't it crazy this thread is still alive?

>>738165639
Thanks. I'm glad too. Hope you find it as well.
>>738165658
It really is, I expect it to be gone when I check back in but it keeps going. We'll have to shut it down by night for a new one tomorrow at this point lmao