Ask a p-psychologist anything <4 Whether it b-be advice on

How do you deal with the world ending?

are you the one that makes those alice3d threads on /jp/?

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>>738126976
*blinks* D-don't know, never experienced it <4

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>>738127060
T-that's me!

Will probably make one this f-friday <4

>>738127114
Did you draw that mask yourself?

WTF Alice, go to bed

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>>738127152
N-no, it's just a printed out picture <4 I s-scrape them from the boorus.

Of course, I bring the sexy <4

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>>738127184
I j-just woke up silly <4

>>738126852
Is training while sad retarded to do?
How bad is 300 hours gamed last 2 week?

>>738127230
Shit, just noticed what time it is LOL

Holy shit, now I know whats going on

>>738127230
You were supposed to sleep forever.

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>>738127251
300 hours in t-two weeks s-seems physically impossible. There are only 336 hours in t-two weeks.

>>738127263
H-hurry off to bed dear <4

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>>738127301
I've g-got far too many people depending on m-me to do that <4

>>738127298
Care to tell the rest of us?

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>>738127298
C-care to explain? I s-sure don't <4

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>>738127114
Good morning Alice!!
it's always good to see you!!

>>738127372
I recognized that style of writing and recognize you in particular. I didnt know if it was you but i can finally be sure. I feel warm and lightheated now.

>>738127319
Only if you come with me <4

>>738127464
Oh yeah, give her that praise and attention she so desperately craves.

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hi

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>>738127464
And y-you darling, and you <4

>>738127476
Oh? C-care to identify m-me then <4

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>>738127497
S-sadly not dear <4 Work work work <4

>>738127511
T-thanks for calling me a she <4

Still hate attention though

>>738127512
Oh I've g-got one too.

Hello!

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>>738127251
>>738127319
I've got some problems

>>738127515
I dont know if you want me to tell that publicly

>>738127554
>T-thanks for calling me a she <4

I'm not that guy, he probably still thinks you're a man.

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>>738127584
T-that doesn't add up.

>>738127610
No, g-go right ahead <4 I insist.

Besides we need mor pics. please

>>738127584
You're extremely efficient to get that much time out of your 2 weeks.

>>738126852
What the fuck is a p-psychologist?
Penis psycologist?
Pussy psycologist?

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>>738127627
Hey, g-gotta find somethin' to be thankful f-for <4

>>738127643
Are you somehow in relation to older tomoko posts and a person i found in a public discord?

>>738127712
>Pussy psychologist?

That's basically what she is.

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>>738127712
Oh, y-you know. I wombo, y-you wombo, he she it w-wombos.

>>738127648
S-so come to my cooking thread tonight <4

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>>738127743
N-no, I never use discord. I've also b-been doing this for six years dear.

>>738127757
Oh s-shush, you think anyone s-seeking help is a pussy.

>>738127767
>S-so come to my cooking thread tonight <4

It's true, she posts her butthole there all the time.

How do I become comfortable enough to ask a doctor for help?
I did see a doctor once when I got real bad, and he diagnosed me with Depression and Generalised anxiety disorder. He gave me medication that I took for 8 months before stopping because I felt like it made me worse. He told me that If I don't take the medication, basically he can't help me.

I don't want to find another doctor, and talk about shit. Sometimes I feel fine too. Like, seriously not at all depressed, and then then before I know it I'm crying and sleeping all day and not showing or eating right for a week because even the tiny bit of effort it takes for me to look after my basic human needs is too much.

I'm just so tiered of being sad and not knowing why.

>>738127814
>Oh s-shush, you think anyone s-seeking help is a pussy.

That's not true at all, often it's the best course of action. I just like to play devil's advocate and make them stop and consider that maybe ruining their life is what they should be doing.

Sometimes it's for the best. Help isn't for everyone.

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>>738127825
T-this is the most you'll get.

>>738127814
I really love you for what you are doing. Just wanted to say that.

>>738127901
I mean, if you say so. You already said I wouldn't get anything.

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>>738127870
W-what medication d-did he give to you?
That sounds exactly like depression to me d-dear, so why haven't you c-contacted a psychologist?

>>738127891
Can you enumerate t-the times when help isn't f-for someone?

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>>738127969
I d-do say so <4

>>738127918
T-thank you Anonymous <4

I feel as if you are doing this to feel above others.

>>738126852
I was on a party last saturday, it went great despite my enormous social anxiety, but I could't leave my house since then and I missed all my classes in university. Any thoughts?

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>>738128070
S-sorry, feels aren't always reals <4

>>738128079
S-sounds like you are very introverted and used up all your energy at the party <4

>>738127974
>Can you enumerate t-the times when help isn't f-for someone?

Probably not. But if they fall to my words then they weren't really worth helping, in my opinion.

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>>738128146
T-that sounds very self serving, like n-no matter the outcome you were right somehow.

>>738127974
I was on a 30mg dose of citalopram by the end, cause he kept upping my dosage.

I find it difficult to talk about my issues in general, mostly because I don't want to bore my friends or worry them or be a downer or whatever. And I'm not even sure how to find a psychologist I'll feel comfortable enough with to talk to. There's also the effort that's required to even leave the house to go see them.
And to top that off, I'm not even sure why I'm so upset all the time myself. I wouldn't be able to give specifics or any real details about it other than "I just want to die most of the time".

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how to talk to girls, i am kind of shy and don´t know much

>>738128222
Oh no, surely I can't be the kind of person who would rig the game in my favor.

That just can't be.

Good morning, Alice

I get very nauseous and lightheaded whenever I'm around a lot of people in a situation where I can't get out easily. For example, riding on a crowded bus between stops, or being in a lecture room with the way to the door blocked by a bunch of people.

What causes that? Is there any advice you can give on how to stop feeling like that? It has bothered me for years. Fortunately nothing has happened (like actually throwing up) but one time I came very close to passing out when it was particularly crowded on the tram one morning. I blacked out for a second and stumbled back a bit and my heart was racing really fast. I got out immediately at the next stop and had to walk home.

>>738128256
Just talk. They're only people.

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>>738128247
>citalopram
*nodnod* It s-seems an SNRI would p-probably be better at treating you...

Dear, t-that's why you NEED to see a doctor or psychologist. They will h-help you figure those details out. Remember, YOU hire THEM.

>>738128275
S-sounds kinda assholish is all.
"Oh boy, I get to be an asshole to people and either way I'm doing the right thing!"

I'm quite sure that isn't how reality works.

>>738128256
Open y-your mouth and emit words <4

Are you typing while on a bumpy car ride?

>>738128124
fml, it' an extrovert world...
thx dear <4

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>>738128256
Start with Hello, and let it flow from there.

I have a cold and I feel like shit - navi

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>>738128309
Morning l-love <4

>>738128311
You have a phobia d-dear <4 Contact a psychologist, these are v-very easy to treat.

>>738128375
Oh d-dear!

>>738128349
*shrugs* P-plenty of places for an introvert <4

>>738128311
Claustrophobia. Basically you fear tight spaces and your escape routes being cut off make you nervous. How do you feel about elevators?

>>738128343
>I'm quite sure that isn't how reality works.

I mean, you'd think so but you'd be surprised.

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>>738128348
Excellent joke b-bro, have never h-heard that one before <4 Shit w-was so cash!

>>738128472
Agoraphobia works be more accurate

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>>738128491
I d-doubt it <4

>>738128472
they are fine unless they are really crowded. Although there's another aspect that can trigger it too even if it's not really crowded - if I can tell people are looking at me. I feel much much more comfortable at the very back of the bus/elevator/room with nobody beside me.

last time you experienced an episode of flatulence?

>>738128525
>implying I have any medical background and I'm not basing my diagnosis off of life experiences.

>>738128429
What cold meds do you recommend? I don't wanna be incompacitated because I have shit to do today but I need relief - navi

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>>738128673
Tylenol and a cough d-drop with benzocaine in it.

>>738128596
Are you physically fit? you can avoid some of these situations by taking the stairs and by taking a bicycle to work/school.

The internet has AIDS, but I keep coming back.

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>>738126852
Fucking weeb

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>>738128793
Are dick pics t-the HIV?

>>738128829
L-literally half japanese and zero white.
Try h-harder dear <4

>>738128745
I'd still have to deal with it at work - I have to attend a lot of seminars/etc. Plus I work on top of a small mountain, biking up it would be crazy especially in the winter.

>>738128711
Picture so accurate it hurts. Thanks Alice, you're the best and I'll always love you for you <3 with sniffles - Navi

>>738128860
>L-literally half japanese and zero white.

Which half?

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>>738126852
Do you lick cats?

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>>738128920
The h-half that isn't korean.

>>738128893
H-have a good day dear. S-stay safe and bundled up.

Can you post some proof of your qualifications as a psychologist, or are we talking armchair psychology here? Not saying the later is a bad thing, just wondering.

>>738128865
>Plus I work on top of a small mountain,
Oats and whey and this will replace your squats.
How much do you eat a day? How much of that is healthy food? What do you work as? How bad are your winters?

>>738128860
That's part of the AIDS.

>>738128968
>The h-half that isn't korean.

Interesting, can I check you for seams?

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>>738128953
No and I c-certainly do not sniff puppies

>>738129018
Oh, I've g-got plenty of those. Skin grafts remember?

how do i get my mom to start dating men that have jobs, preferably one of my teachers

Okay here's one for you. I asked someone in a psychologist thread about a year or two ago about their opinion on why i simultaneously hate myself with a burning passion and hold myself in the lowest regard, but also look down on other people and judge people for everything.theydo and say. They said i have narcissistic personality disorder but i looked up the symptoms and it emphazied a lack of empathy for people which wrong because i feel too much empathy and extremely guilty if i wrong/hurt someone. What would you say?

>>738129059
Well, are you going to show them off?

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>>738126852
Chilling at the tiki?!?!

>>738129071
There's no way to make someone do something you want them to do.

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>>738129071
Your m-mother is a grown woman w-who can make her own decisions.

>>738129090
S-sounds closer to BPD then?

But you don't need to have every symptom to have a disorder you know.

>>738129104
Nope.

Hello , I don't really know what I'm doing with my life since two years.
Since two years I'm a bit alone even though I've a little group of friends but I don't come to them if it's not them that come speak to me. I don't really feel like I'm wanted by anybody.
I've made some friends in my class but I mostly feel like it's out of pity because I'm alone most of the time.
I've no motivation to do anything since then , I just finished my bachelors degree science but I still doesn't know what to in the future. I'll start study in a school next years but it's really not for my level and I'll probably be the thrash in the class
I really don't know what to do , thanks for your help

I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my back/shoulder, Alice, today is a rough day and it's just begun. Please have a better day than mine - navi

(end my life)

>>738129230
>thanks for your help

Wow, that was easy. You're welcome, dude.

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Alright everyone, I n-need to get to work.
Apologies if I h-haven't answered your questions t-to the fullest of my ability. You c-can contact m-me for more help in the following ways:

Email: [email protected]
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Steam: Aneki Margatroid or rukiarcx
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitter: CeltyPlays
Twitch: CeltyPlays
Youtube: CeltyPlays
Instagram: Nanopup
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2

Have a v-very safe day, Anonymous!

>>738129160
we struggle to afford basic shit and she earns jackshit, if she found a boyfriend with a job, we could move out of this fucking council house

>>738129160
You'll be a grown woman after I'm done with you, Alice.

<4

>>738129359
doesnt make alices point any less valid

>>738129350
Have a good day at work, Alice!!

>>738129350
Take care of yourself, Alice.

And show us your butthole when you get back.

>>738129305

Since I don't really want to speak about my problems to other people , being able to just write is already something

>>738129359
Try your best not to depend on her, then.

You can't really control her actions.

>>738129485
>[email protected]
she constantly discourages me from finding a job, while bitching about me not having one, i actually did find a job once, but she kept discouraging me from taking it

Hey Alice. Long term mentally ill fag here, started with a diagnosis of anxiety and depression but suffered with it for upwards of 6 years now. Been unable to work for the last 3. Tried various meds and a course of CBT but found it didn't help that much. As I am now, I'm able to leave the house to run errands if I spend most of the day collecting myself, plus a small amount of voluntary work when I'm in a good state of mind. I'm lucky that my wife earns enough to support us both on one income.

My question is where do I go from here? I'm not sure my initial diagnosis was correct as treatment for it has had little effect and the impacts on my life seem so much greater than other people with similar conditions. Is it worth going back for another opinion, or is that just splitting hairs over the name of it? I'm well aware of the symptoms I get and how to manage them (just about) so I'm not sure what I'd get out of going back to the doctors.

Hope you're all good, much love

>>738129350
>alice leaves in the time it takes you to post a question

Feels bad man. Have a good day though.

>>738129611
email her at [email protected]

>>738129607
Your mom is Alice?

Also, you don't have to listen to her.

You just need to find some way to cut her out of your life, she knows that and that's why she's trying to stop you.

>>738129611
looks like your a bit too late fam

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>>738126852
dear op, i am faping to the girl thats has friendzoned me for over a year. any help?

>>738129778
If you don't value your friendship with her then just let go of it.

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>>738129834
i dont want to let her go. I prefer to supress my feelings than let her go.

>>738129914
Okay but that has a breaking point.

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>>738129957
that's why I try being social and fun to be around. It hurts, but if other people don't notice is better.

>>738129668
Thanks anon

>>738129691
Yeah, always am when these threads pop up.

I find Alice weird as I remember how /b/ hated tripfags and then avatarfags as they became a thing. Alice was always on the front page back when forced ID first came in and everyone hated it. I joined in my fair share of derailing and shitposting on avatar threads because fuck (you) whores amirite? Always thought she was some loser dude looking for attention pretending to be a girl, then I spoke to her on an IRC chat and realized she's genuine. As far as I can tell she just really enjoys spending time helping anons and stuff. It's pretty cool and I can respect that, far better than what I thought these threads were all about.

>>738130093
whats the real gender of this person?

>>738130182
She's a scrawny little skeleton.

>>738130182
A woman, unless they have photos of another person they use as an avatar. They stream and stuff and it's always a woman behind the camera.

>>738126852
I'm willing to bet my left testicle you're not a psychologist. Get fucked faggot.

Okay, so, I've probably got more than a few screws loose. I don't feel the way everybody else seems to. I can always make a joke in a bad situation, and everybody hates me for doing so. I can find comedy in it, so why not lighten the mood, right? Would you rather be sad and angry? But that's not the main point.
I've got a few characters that I've built in my head. It's not completely dissociative, but when I end up in a situation where one of those characters shines, they do. There's Eric, the charmer; Danny, the badass; Jack, the loner; Me (Reef), the upbeat, happy, and funny one; Coral, the sad and depressed one; and when I get angry, they kind of all freak out. Of course, there is some common ground over all of them. They're all smart, for example. No dumbasses in my head.
I love acting and theatre, and that's because I can associate most roles with one of them. I can always hear them. I can hear how they'd respond to a conversation, and when I end up in a situation for them, that's who I act like. I wouldn't call it schizophrenic, seeing as I can tell the difference between reality and what's in my head, but what gives, do you think?
I've always had ease imagining myself in the many worlds of fiction that I read, watch, or hear. Not as one of the characters, but more of an OC. What I would do in that situation. How I would act. I can always see it.
Like I said, I've probably got a few screws loose, but when you live in the middle of the woods with nobody your age very close, what else to do than talk to yourself?

>>738130472
What do you make of me, op?

>>738130571
You're nothing special.

Why do I wish I had a vagina and looked like a real life version of girl in OP?

>>738130633
Eh, probably not, but I'm curious about a "professional" diagnosis.

I was raised by a single prostitute mother, I win.

>>738130472
>>738130571
OP has left. Time for some anon to do armchair psychology.

If you understand it's not real and you don't think that these 'characters' are real, you're probably fine. Look up maladaptive daydreaming and see if you relate. If you find it's having an impact on your life then see a doctor.

If you think you are literally multiple people in one body or that these characters have sentience or control over you, you're having delusions and should see a doctor immediately.

>>738130768
>>738130472
Also look at Fantasy Prone Personality Disorder maybe, though I'd hesitate to be so specific as only a doctor could make that kind of call.

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wah!

>>738126852
It's time to STOP

Leave these degenerates alone to rot, move on with your life and do something else!

Just focus on your accounting job and find a husband that'll give you attention and love. Please, just go.

>>738130840
I'm not relating to any of this. It's certainly not hindering me in any way, and I can certainly tell what's in my head and what's not. It's just like having a bunch of cartoon characters in my head. Like, let me give you a situation.
Say a Chad walks up to me during lunch and knocks my milk out of my hand.
Eric would make a joke about being all wet, suggestive as always. Probably hit on the dude, too.
Danny would stand up and knock the sunuvabitch out. That or beat him to a pulp. Or die trying.
Jack would respond with a "Tch", and find another table.
I'd make a joke about it and laugh with the dude.
Coral would mope about it.
They certainly don't tell me what to do, but sometimes I find myself acting like them. Usually only two in one day.

How do you live when adjustment disorder is totally make believe?

>>738131055
Can I sleep with you?

>>738126852
trips and i kill myself

>>738131327
It's just a quirk then I guess. Sounds to me like you just assigned names to ways you act rather than actually have different characters in your head or anything. Do you see them? Hear them? Or is it just you refer to your thoughts and actions as a certain name when it fits that archetype you've imagined?

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>>738131486
Yes but no lewd, i'm saving myself for marriage

>>738130700
This

i love you alice i hope your next thread on the jay doesn't get baleted...

>>738131498
Yeah. Not in a way that I wouldn't be able to distinguish from reality, but yes. Like I said, I know what's in my head.
Eric's voice is akin to that of Prince Charming, from Shrek 2, but less of an asshole.
Danny's voice is a deeper tone of the Engineer from TF2.
Jack's voice, mine, and Coral's are all spins on my voice, just different mannerisms and tones.
They look just like me, naturally, but with their own spin on my clothing and slight figure changes. Eric is just a tad slimmer, Danny a tad more muscular, Jack even more skinny, and Coral has darker hair. Friggin' edgelord.
Oftentimes I'll end up dressing like them and speaking the way they do when I'm in their mood or situation.

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>>738132037
How can you love a person like that?

>>738132232
Real talk; that's either delusional or a hallucination. You've either convinced yourself you're hearing/seeing them when you're not, or you're hearing/seeing something that simply isn't there. It's good that you understand it's real but it's worrying if this isn't just a fantasy but something you actually experience.

Go see a shrink, it could be the early onset of a mental health condition. I'm saying this totally seriously and well meaning, what you're experiencing is worrying.

>>738132434
she's cute and her threads are nice

>>738132442
I didn't mean literal sight. You know how you can visualize an image without looking at it? Think about a sound without hearing it? Think about it like that, but less intentional.

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>>738132531
She's not cute unless you like pale and malnourished girls who refuse to eat

>>738132707
i do!!!

>>738132802
you're sick, anon. i don't think alice can even support a fetus with the way she is now
>ikarous

>>738132634
Ok, thanks for clearing it up. That's definitely maladaptive daydreaming, it's a fantasy you escape into as a means of dealing with stuff IRL. It's pretty harmless for the most part but it can be a problem if you can't control it to the extent it interferes with reality. People who are effected by it are much more likely to become heavily invested in fiction and fantasy, like you mentioned. Been diagnosed with it myself; when I'm stressed I view the real world through a filter of whatever is in my head. For example if I was at work, I might be daydreaming I'm working on a spaceship or something. know it's not real, it's just like a really involving daydream. Like watching a film play out in your head.

>>738132915
that's okay, i'll carry our baby.

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>>738132976
Alice is pretty liberal, she'll probably murder it

>>738133081
we can always just make more

>>738132943
That's rather childish.
It feels a bit more realistic than that, though. Not just a fantasy or daydream. Any joe schmoe can daydream.

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>>738133206
You should get a girl that actually want to be a mother. Alice is the type of girl that wouldn't gave you much attention on play video games all day... Kinda like a guy? Hmm..

>>738133270
Thats the point though, it's not childish because it's a mental illness essentially. It's my brain not working right, I don't do it because I want to. To me it 'feels' real; it's like I actually did whatever I was fantasizing about, though I know it was only in my head. I see the same in you when you say you have vivid imaginary friends who feel real to you, but you know they are not. That's a maladaptive daydream.

>>738133081
How can you not love Alice?

Izz be in a sissy bad?

>>738133428
my love will be for alice always she can ignore me all she wants

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a little red, but i'd suck on those cheeks like a bottom feeding pleco fish.

>>738133659
absolutely mindblowing that alice can act refined and dignified but in reality has a literal butt

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>>738133449
I once asked her to stop being lewd with me because I didn't "swing" that way and she didn't stop

>ikarous

>>738133653
Why do you choose to do that to yourself?

>>738133890
You gotta admit that it is just wonderful.
Alice2 is like one of those nerdy nervous girls
that probably wears glasses. She is just an absolute turn on!!!

>>738133973
love is not a choice

>>738133973
I don't see anything wrong here.

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>>738134351
you should fight it because no one should be treated that way
>>738134389
what do you mean, jellybean? I'm not a fucking lesbian. I don't swing that way

>>738134351
It actually is a choice, only a fool who lies to them-self will say such a thing because they cannot bear with the fact they cannot control their emotions to a large extent.

Is ASPD actually curable or do I have to live with it my entire life ?

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>>738134525
You heard the lady she prefers sausages much more than the picture

Everytime I see these thread, I pop in, get the warm fuzzy feeling, and then leave a little bit closer to god.

Thank you and good day.

I'm actually going to be seeing a psychologist later. Any advice on what I can say to make sure I leave with anxiety medication? I need it

>>738134525
>not a lesbian

I need help everything is tumbling down in studies and i need someone to talk with

>>738134964
>i have 2 dads

>>738134525
>you should fight it because no one should be treated that way
i deserve it and i embrace it

>>738134622
you're wrong

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>>738134773
You're born with it. It's like how gay people are born gay. There is no cure.
>>738134778
Fuck that looks good. I can't eat gluten though.
>>738134847
Weirdo
>>738134964
What are you implying?

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so what do i do with the thoughts of killing my pragnet girlfriend?

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>>738135133
You seem like a nice guy, you don't deserve garbage.

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>>738135161
Keep the baby, get rid of the rest.

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oh no its raining on my flowers

brb

>>738135212
alice is not garbage she's freshly washed laundry and has a pleasing scent i'm sure of it

Tfw you'll never have Alice do cartwheels for you. Why even live.

>>738135150
ASPDfah here, are you sure ?
Also is there an argument to convince people Im not the devil nicarnated ? I have already been kicked out of groups who discovered about it and said I was born to be evil, but this is not true,and they won't take the fact that it's a mental disorder I am not responsible for.
Some people are now stalking me and taking contact with every person I know to tell them I am a dangerous psychopath. I am being harrassed, I need help but I don't know if there is a law that could help me, and if I ake this to court, do you know if the judge is likely to say they're right because I am a adnger for society ?

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>>738135261
am being serious though

>>738134525
What's wrong with being a lesbian?

>>738135324
Wouldn't that be a good thing you fucking psychopath?

>>738135939
None of her advice is worth a damn.
Email alice at [email protected]

Im taking an injection that I want to stop taking. They insist of me taking it. Any tips on what to say to make them comply to my wishes?

>>738136286
Who's that and why should I email her ?

>>738136286
What makes you say that?

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>>738135493
she is on the inside
>>738135644
I don't think she's strong enough to do that lol
>>738135939
Wow you write a lot...
And a judge would side with you if you're careful about the things you say and don't contradict yourself. You're being accused of being psychopath and that can ruin your reputation. Even if you go out of your way to do something nice for someone they'll still think you're fucking psychopath who is only pretending to fit in. You need to find a new community and start over under a different name.

>>738136091
Do you really want to kill her?
Use this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barium_acetate
It'll look like a heart attack
>>738136098
It goes against God.

>>738136178
No you fuck summer orchids will drown

psychologist, When I was young I used to roleplay(play games with some friend online and we'd make up a story and improv it, basically ERP) alot, I for some reason still have a burning desire to but I cant because I'm not a very social person, why do I have such a craving for it?

>>738136556
God doesn't exist.

>>738136286
I think they advice from another psychopath would be solid.

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>>738136636
He does...

>>738126852
Is it gay to suck my own dick

>>738136320
The person who was here giving medically relevant advice earlier.
The person you are talking to is, at best, a pathological liar and obsessed freak.

>>738136662
Sure, if you want to stay deluded.

>>738136691
He doesn't.
If God is real, he is cruel and I dont recognize him as ruler. He hasn't smitten me so I guess that means hes not real

>>738136694
Sounds like my type

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>>738136694
>>738136727
Tch this anon again spreading lies

>>738136556
>You need to find a new community and start over under a different name.
I have a job, a house and other forms of real estate, one does not just casually change identity. And if it's to live in some shithole, I'd rather not.

You are clearly not a psychologist, let alone an adult. Please leave this website or stop larping.

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>>738136556
>Do you really want to kill her?
>Use this
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barium_acetate
>It'll look like a heart attack
thanks for the advice?
i want to but then when i think about it i probably gonna regret sitting in jail and i dont wanna killmyself or be on the run for the rest of my life

>>738136872
I am >>738134773 , >>738135939 and >>738136905
this anon ( >>738136694 ) is probably right, so please stop posting here, you dumb animeposter.
If an actual pathological liar says you're one, you're one.
Sage

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>>738136794
The creator gave us free will to do what we wish. He chooses to step back and let us do what we want. He's still judging us tho

>>738136905
Baka I'm 18. And OP isn't a psychologist either.
Then since people know you have ASPD irl you can tell people about your condition and educate them.
Tell I'm you're in therapy and are recovering.

>>738136964
It's not going to show up in the autopsy, anon. Well people will ask questions like "How could someone so young have a heart attack" and then you're fucked. If you really want to kill her without getting caught then you're going to have to follow her and think of something.

My only advice for that would be for you to NOT do extra shit.

>>738137114
No you're not, I can see your ID
I'm a janitor.

>>738137421
Your creator sounds like a petty fuck. I'd rather be worm food.

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Sorry for bad grammar... I'm losing my shit

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>>738137510
Worm food is dirt

I have to go now, good bye

>>738137571
And fertile earth holds more value to the world than you do if you continue to waste your time posting here.
Have a good day.

>>738137421
I know, I have this happen to me, my ethernet connection bugs out and switches on wifi instead, making my IP different, but I guarantee that I am all the posters I claim to be.
Also, a janitor should, under no circumstance, claim to be a janitor, do your job instead of posting larping threads.

OP what do I do if I have trouble talking to faggots

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>>738126852
ok doc, here's my problem
i fucking hate the bourgeoise and i dont want any part of it. however just because i don't give a shit about anything but class struggle as the root cause for all other conflicts of identity issues and am thus a "social liberal" on anything like the homos, trans, drugs and so on, i'm being lumped together with scum like those democrats, corbyn and such.
i really just want to put all these people and the ones talking shit about communism in the gulag and be done with them, but that's also a problem. see, gulags aren't the places people make them out to be, it's rehabilitation and the killings are really to a minimum. this is hardly satisfying for my grudge.
what can i do? i can't even have thoughts of revenge without being aware that these fantasies are a product of anticommunist propaganda, so i should probably even gulag myself. which again is an expression of that propaganda. i just can't handle this shit any longer.

>>738136636
>>738136691
How do either of you know those answers are true?

is there a pack with all the alice3d pictures

I am the new psychologist OP. Ask me anything.

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>>738137617
I don't understand...
>>738137819
I don't follow the rules, the rules follow me
>>738138108
You think she wants to read all that?
>>738138359
Because I am God

I've been reading this other faggots "advice" and it's pure shit. Ask me anyrhing and I'll give you the right advice. I've got PhD from Texas A&M.

>>738139028
Oh. You're a Narcissist. Makes sense now. Hah

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>>738139184
Oh man I wish Johnny Football played for the Jets.

People think I have Cluster B personality disorders, but I don't feel as if I there is anything wrong with me. Are people retarded?

>>738139274
Who the fuck are you?

>>738139028
Post pics of your flowers.

>>738139429
I'm Satan.

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>>738139028
up to her, it's just good letting it out though.

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>>738139468
no too much work

>>738126852
have you ever fallen for one of your patients?

I believe my therapist is falling for me. I don't see her because I have any major mental issues and I am very well adjusted so we are usually just chit chatting and many of the things she says are very suggestive.

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>>738139546
hail satan
>>738139555
She is the type to read all that but I'm not, do you have a tl;dr version?

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>>738139610
My speech pathologist fell for me (I don't know why) I say you should give it a shot.

>>738139698
I was just screwing with us.
Truthfully I sold my soul to whatever the fuck Satan is, the evil, negative forces, when I was six years old. Remember it like it was yesterday. Boy, has my life been complete shit ever since

>>738140068
I already know what I am going to do. I was just curious how often it happens.

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>>738139698
i'm scolding myself for violent retribution wishes against political enemies because i have to be ideologically cohesive. it's really getting to me though. what do?

>>738140068
Why does everyone hate you?

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>>738140096
Wow really? I gave myself to lord Satan about a year ago and my life has been great so far. I'm off medication, I got accepted into the Marines (after being turned down twice). You have to worship him and his greatness.

>>738140132
Oh it happens more than you think. You know your hottest high school teacher? She fucked the either football team.

>>738140169
You should treat your people with more respect and they'll begin to have your back. Then after that you can take over Germany.

>>738140193
I was just thinking about that last night! I don't know!

>>738140472
Have you tried being a lesbian? Maybe people will like you more.

>>738140472
Hahaha this person is lying she has schizophrenia they would never accept her. Also there is a public list of people accepted into the Marines and no one from the Bronx has been accepted. Get rekt

Alice do you know 2B? Had a nice chat with her last night.

>>738137571
If you have to go, gtfo

>>738137421
You are not a janitor

>>738140923
Alice does but Alice isn't here right now. Email her at [email protected]

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>>738140728
I tried it a few times with another person name Haikus and I was completely grossed out. I can't do it.

>>738140854
I meant the Russian Marines :3
I leave in September, I'm so scared...

>>738140923
Yes, I do. What did you chat with her about?

>>738140929
I just came back.

>>738140971
I am.

>>738140923
2B is a dick to Alice for no real reason.

>>738141054
No such thing as Russian Marines. They call it by a different name.

>>738141054
Don't claim to be Alice. This is not Alice.

>>738141054
You aren't a janitor stop lying.

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>>738141115
Oh good

>>738141184
You can't even scrape the filenames right you autistic fuck

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>>738141148
I a-am Alice.

>>738141182
I am, want me to p-prove it to you?

>>738141013
Ah, who's this?

>>738141249
That isn't even close to the right file names

>>738141294
Oh hey she's back

>>738141294
That is ikarous, a known Alice impersonator who kills dogs for sexual pleasure.

Scroll up, Alice left her contact info

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>>738141235
No one reads the flienames lol

>>738141249
Yes prove it. Delete this thread.

>>738141360
I do because I'm not easily fooled by impersonator you lying fuck. Get out of Alice's threads like you promised.

>>738141367
you cant delette a thread open for more than 30 minutes

>>738126852
Go fuck yourself you two bit whore, fuck your talking and kind words. kek for thinking you have all the answers. Fuck you. KYS. Pos.

>>738141423
You can as a janitor

>>738141054
Didn't have anything to talk about, just trying to figure out how you all fit together

>>738141506
That is not Alice.

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>>738141295
Um so?

>>738141341
She doesn't do that.

>>738141367
It has to be reported by 3 IPs first.

>>738141420
Nice 4/20get
Tell me who you are and I'll leave, I'll promise.

>>738141477
I hope your mother gets smashed by a car today

>>738141530
I see, Anon is right those file names are all wrong

>>738141594
FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>738141506
No one actually fits in with anyone. People have to wear different masks to pretend to fit in.

>>738141594
I'm sakuya. Now get out.

>>738141612
Yep. Alice keeps hers very tight and clean. Also the stutter is all wrong.

hey guys im gonna start civil war 2 brb

>>738141594
Ok I'll report all your posts then

>>738141787
youre a nigga

Hey doc, whenever I see a furry a have the insatiable urge to curbstomp their head into a combine. Is this normal?

>>738141594
Get the fuck out of Alice's thread

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>>738141647
ree~
>>738141700
lmao you're not Sakyya fuck off
>>738141769
It should be the west vs the east
>>738141787
Do it

>>738141874
NIGGER

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>>738141594

>>738141054
Not Alice, Ths is Ikarous. She is dangerous and frankly disgusting

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>>738141874
Tell me who you and I'll leave

>>738141249
YOU DON'T STUTTER ON A VOWEL! FAKE ALICE!!

>>738141594
So that means you aren't alice

>>738141905
Yes I am now get the fuck out

>>738141905
fuck off ika, you dog killing cunt

>>738142019
Already said sakuya dog killer

>>738141360
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!

THIS PERSON IS IKAROUS AND SHE IS IMPERSONATING ALICE

>>738142039
bitch

>>738142078
bitch

>>738141594
You're a disgusting fake bitch, Ikarous. You are nothing to anyone but a bother and a bore. Get some fucking help you sick bitch

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