/nzg/ New Zealand General if someone in dunedin could bring

Why are IDs even gone?

>>738117714
Go out and get one yourself?

>>738118581
no im too high and its cold

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>>738118647
Fair enough. This winter is shit.

Wellington reporting in by the way.

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South Otago here, it is so cold my nipples could cut glass right about now.

>>738117714
sup fagnugget
>>738117810
sup idbro

napier here, fuck hastings tbqh, stop sending your beggars over here, they keep fishing secondhand starbucks out of rubbish bins and drinking it, fucking nasty

>>738118762
welly here, too, whereabouts you at?

>>738119411
Tawa

>>738119513
what a shithole, half the sluts I know went to Tawa College

>>738119702
im not tawafag but i used to live on cuba mall, right around the corner from mighty&mighty, basically went there erry friday, pretty much best friends with the old owner
got any hot opinions for me?

>>738119824
seems pretty convenient, actually, but loud on weekends. Also the building looks old as fuck. Hope your rent there wasn't too high and it was renovated and earthquake-proofed.

>>738119046
thats not idbro

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>>738119702
Wellington is full of sluts mate

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Dunners reporting.

Where we at? Is we comfy? Is we feeling good?

>>738120001
why are they all concentrated at Tawa College

>>738119966
then who is idbro?

>>738120102
Dunno, I didn't go there and don't know anyone who did

>>738119014
i know that feel fam, i know that feel

>>738120062
cold and sexually frustrated the usual

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>>738120001

>>738120235
well he did start that why are ids even gone/back meme but lots of anons post it as well now

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I spent hours of my life doing this shit today, it started as a joke and escalated.

Also managed to cop cheap plane tickets back from chch, beats busing back.

>>738120062
please babysit my cats for three weeks thanks

>>738120401
fucking lol
cant even tell what that is, if it's not solid snake it should be

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>>738117714
>Fair enough. This winter is shit.
Upsidedown fags. lulz

>>738119046
>>738120235
IDbro doesn't post here anymore. Not since like 2015

>>738120293
Nationwide standard
>>738120401
What's in it for me?

Also post jams faggots

>>738121428
>What's in it for me?
fiddy bag and you can smoke at my house. we literally want you to stay in the house lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1plPyJdXKIY

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It's pretty quiet on here tonight. Surely, people aren't out on a friday night?

>>738122047
I wish I were

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>>738122047
surely not
not when it's this fucking cold
what ya'll drinking (at home alone) to night my fellow femboys

>>738122092
Well i'm definitely not envious of those drunken idiots in town probably getting hypothermia right now

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>>738122111
Checked. Drinking tea at home alone tonight, my dude.

>>738120102
My missus went there.
Can confirm lots of them are sluts.
It's good.

Am I the first Aucklander to chime in?

Either way how's everyone tonight?

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Me watching how boring all of you neck beard fucks are on this thread nightly.

>>738122652
sup kermy, hows it hanging fam

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>>738122818
Rough, actually

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>>738122802
/comfy/

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>>738122880
I sit in lectures too? Swamp needs knowledge too you know.

>>738122802
yet you still come here

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>>738122928
I'm a frog there isn't much else to do

>>738120299
>>738120001

doesn't matter how slutty they are when they're that ugly though

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>>738122923
a man's gotta keep sharp my lad

>>738122787
Flew out of Auckland today. Couldnt fucking wait to leave. Coffee is shit, traffic is shit, weather is shit, way too many asians. fuck that.

I'm a kiwi in Perth originally from dirty Vegas. If you are on /b/ at this hour something went wrong.

Fuck you all. I'm on good money, you are struggling. NZ ftw lol.

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>>738123142
Nobody cares where you're from.

>>738123142
look at this insecure bastard

>>738123117

Glad you got the full Auckland experience!

guys i just fucked a stale rubber throat, chances of infection?

>>738117714
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR FUCKING AMERICANS ONLY! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

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>>738123409
very nice

this is currently the gayest thread on /b
fill your vessels and post a pic you maore fgts
i already started up here >>738122111

>>738124094
but muh self-consciousness and low self-esteem

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>>738117714
KJ Apa is taking America by storm

>>738124171
its just a cup you fucc nugget
unless you're cute, then post boipucci

>>738123142
Perth is crumbling, used to be good but now all the money has been sucked out of it

>>738124179
he's so handsome, you almost forget he's half samoan

>>738124292
bullshit, half samoans arent that white

>>738124094
my phone cam takes too big a picture so then i have to upload it to my comp, which is a hassle in itself because the usb port on my phone is fucked so i have to spend several minutes fucking around with it. then I have to resize the pics to fit then post them on 4chan

shits a hassle.

be rest assured I have my typo basic white bitch bottle filled with water here beside me

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>>738117714

>>738125404
finally

>>738125284
k bae i'll believe you
but still i took that photo on an actual camera, copied it to my phone, emailed it to myself, downloaded it and then uploaded it here so god damn i hoped someone else here would be as autistic as me and join in my game

so i finally fucked that trap i was talking about on. happened on Wednesday. was terrible experience and i regret it deeply. might kms

>>738125482
rip

post pics

>>738125414
>
soz m8

>>738125509
didint take pics but it was awful. she had a tiny cock and she couldnt get hard at all.

>>738125404
>>738125414
>>738125563
fuck off samefag.

>>738125629
RIP meetup I was praying for you

dunedin is quite cold

>>738125629
..usually a tiny cock is a plus for a trap

hey

>>738125716
it's not a plus for me:(
>>738125670
does it still mean that i'm straight right even though i hated the whole experience but i still came in the end?

>>738125976

I wouldnt worry about it, its just a physical response. Chicks can orgasm when they're getting raped, it doesnt mean they enjoyed it

>>738125629
>she couldnt get hard at all.
if shes on hormones then its pretty unlikely she could get hard

>>738126037
yes it does

>>738125976
Sorry bud but you crossed the line. You're a fag now. Nothing can change that

>Be Australian
>Visit Auckland in January and stay at the YMCA near Queen Street.
>Met a bunch of bulky Maori guys who give me beer and ciggies
>The nicest blokes Ive ever met
>Everyone I meet is so fucking nice
>The streets are so clean
>The nature is fucking beautiful, hiked up Rangitoto and almost fucking cried when I reached the peek because of how gorgeous it was
>Auckland zoo is the best place in the world


Just fuck. I want to move there so bad. Fuck Australia, this place is a shit hole. I want to come hang with you cool fuckers forever.

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How you all fuckers going?
Hamilton reporting, not as cold as down south but we still suffer,

>>738127174
Mate, come down here once in a while and get proven wrong. Fairfield is the ninth level of hell.
I wish I could go live there in Aus. Cities are big, plus I know a bunch of friends that live there that I want to hang with.

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Sup boys

>>738125482
Dude. Noooooo!

I told you not to. I told you it would be a shitty experience. I told you you would regret it

Oh well man. You know now. Sorry for your loss.

>>738127174
Come over man. Have a good mate who has moved over from Brisbane. He's one of ours now.

Looking for a Chinese or Russian woman who wants to pay for citizenship through marriage. Let me know. I am not very ugly.

>>738129578
russianbrides.com

>>738129661
Nah you gotta buy those ones. I want them to pay me.

https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw

I just realised this line
>he goes home and blows his own daughter

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>>738129187
the worst part is that i paid (((her))) 40 bucks

>>738130078
Seems like a good deal. Most charge a hundo or more

>>738130078

Did he blow you? How did you cum? If so $40 is actually a bargain. You can spend $40 on a shitty meal that you forget instantly, its not a lot of money even if you're a poorfag.

So yeah mate you made a mistake. Just do your best to fuck a woman asap, and let's put this shit behind you and pretend it never happened.

>>738131069
>Did he blow you?
Yes for about 10 mins but with a condom
>How did you cum?
fucked (((her))) misionary style with her legs around my neck for a solid 15 mins. just remember trying my best to pretend she was a girl and tried not to look at her flacid dick flopping around. ended up cumming inside the condom. she asked if i wanted to go again and I was like nah. just left 40 bucks on the table and drove home

>>738131430
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>738131069
>>738131430
>Just do your best to fuck a woman asap
This

http://newzealand.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

>>738131430
Ok mate. That doesn't even sound hot. You poor bastard. Just be happy it didn't cost you much and promise me you never do that again.
Memories play tricks on us, don't you dare start thinking in six months time it wasnt too bad after all.
Take my advice, fuck a girl, soon please. Push the reset button. Put that experience behind you OK.

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>>738132020
trust me i will never fucking do it again. 0/10 would not recomend to a friend. i blame /b/ for all the jewish tricks spamming traps threads etc. i hate this place

>>738132138
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>738131430
>tried not to look at her flacid dick flopping around
Eeeeewwwww haha haha, that is gross. You would've been better off staying at home and posting on this Mongolian goat herding forum

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>>738132448
Nigga, this chinese cartoon forum is what got me to fucking do this in the first place. i never knew what a trap was until 5 years ago. i just took it too far. learn from my mistake, dont fall for jewish tricks

>>738132615
It's not a trap if you knew she had a dick. You just knowingly fucked a man nigger.

>>738132861
it was actually a thai ladyboy with massive tits but for keks sake i just called her a trap

>>738132935
I'd fuck a ladyboy, no ragrets. Just accept this as a thing you have done and didn't like, at least now you know.

>>738133313
this