Tell Me All Your Secrets Greentext Edition >Be me >14

Are you male or female?

Did your dad dry hump both boys and girls?

Can't wait to hear this

>>738114734
I like it when my slut wife fucks people . Makes me diamonds

>>738114734
I am 25 and still hump my bed. I can only get off if my body weight is crushing my dick while I thrust my hips back and forth. I sometimes urinate blood because of this

>>738115276
Ouch son. I like it

>>738114934
I'm a female and yes, he did

>>738115365
I don't. It's ruined my non existent sex life

>>738115482
Did you ever feel his boner. Did you ever masturbate to the thought of your dad humping you?

>>738115482
Just dry? Did he cum or did you?

>>738115555
Quads for the win

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>>738114734
I hang my hand over the side of my bed until all the blood leaves it and I become numb so that I can simulate being touched by a romantic interest.

Help.

>>738115695
You can use my hand anon..if you live in Texas

>>738115482
Starting when, and until when?

>>738115784
I live in Idaho, but thank you for the offer.

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>>738115555
checked

>>738115695
Bruv. Get a lady

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>>738114734
>be poor college fag
>live in dirt poor town with Walmart and little else
>start shoplifting MTG cards because fuckit wynaut
>realize I could eat if I shoplift food
>develop different strategies to shoplift
>most reliable are slipping things in bag and using other barcodes
>make many ramen barcode stickers
>slide along self checkout
>best when no one around
>get thousands of dollars or stuff over a few years
>money gets better but still steal cuz fagget
>stop getting food, get more commodity stuff
>get ballsy and go for electronics
>misjudge security bar thinking it's broken
>get caught badly with harddrive and stuff
>court date for misdemeanor
>get lawyer
>lawyer is friends with cop who recorded the incident
>walmart manager can't show up cuz in jail for stealing $1000s from the store
>case dismissed and only have to pay $500 in legal fees
>made out with >$10000 of stuff by the end
>10/10 would not do again cause almost ruined my life

>>738115998
Nice ..reminds me
>Be me
>Work at Walmart for a while
>Know all the security bs
> Get fired
> Go to another Walmart
>Black Friday
> Get two laptops
> Walk to garden center
> Slide laptops under bars
> Leave and go around back
> Pickup laptops
>Walk to car
> Never go back
Got two dell laptops

>>738115998
Once, I told my mom if she could buy me a special edition motor trend magazine (it was inside a plastic cover, sealed with a line of adhesive) while at WalMart, she said yes so I put it on the cart. I had the genius idea of putting other things inside the plastic cover and pretend they were part of the "special edition" magazine. Put some hot wheels and some Hershey's chocolate bars and acted normal.

It was 2 days before Christmas so WalMart was full so I guess that's why the cashier didn't mind that shit.

Mom found out later, she went full ghetto on me and took all the shit I stole and the magazine.

Crime never pays off..

>>738116513
Idk man I've broken a lot of laws and only went to jail for delivery of a threatening letter... Fucking Patriot act

>>738116513
You should of eaten your chocolate while you were ahead.

>>738116513
>>738116609
>>738116610

Since then I have embraced my criminal life, I don't give a shit because government fucks us everyday anyway

>>738114734

>Well.
>That night went about as usual.
>Dinner
>Hang out
>Everyone slowly makes their way to their separate bedrooms.
>I hop in the shower
>When I get done, he's waiting forme I my room
>Wearing only my towel, I freak out and tell him to get out so I can dress
>He only laughs and says
>"I'm not gonna look at you"
>On yea, duh! Why would he.
That's weird.
>Still, I get dressed in the closet anyways.
>He keeps laughing.
>We watch some tv in silence for a bit
>I'm tired
>I reach up and turn the light off
>Start dozing off when he says something
>"Pssst, hey."
>*Sigh?
>"Yea"
>"Remember that one time y'all stayed the night out at our house a couple Christmases ago? You and Crystal had to sleep o the floor with me and y'all fought over who would lay be me until I just laid in the middle."
>Ugh. Embarrassing.
>"Yea, I guess I remember. But I'm pretty sure I wasn't the one fighting."
>"Sure, keep telling yourself that."
>His laugh sounds different now. I can't place why...
>"Anyways, I really wish it'd I my been me and you sleeping there that night."

>WTF? Does that even mean...!?

>"Um....What?"

>I hear him get out of the small bed across the room.
>He lays on the floor beside my bed.

>"Have you ever had sex?"

>"Noooo...? Why?"

>>738116244
fuck yeah I was a walmart fag too. Most I ever stole was like the DNI knives and rangefinders

>be me
> Have naked day on the weekends when kids were gone
> Lots of meth and x
>Tell friends if they come over expect nudity
> Friends don't mind
> Starts with threesome
> More friends start coming over
> Orgys ensue
> Arms and legs everywhere
>So fucked up no one cares
> Usually three to five girls and two to three guys
> No one gives a fuck
> Never fucked and sucked so much for years
> No regrets

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>17
>ex is shit
>argue with ex
>keeps lying, I keep questioning changes in story
>tries to leave
>left hook without thinking
>fucking cross eyed incoherent on the ground
>basically fine in a few seconds, seem zombie
>drive to hospital, coach on story, they fell
>paperwork, sign it, got me clear of charges
>drive home
>steal their vodka
>drink it with guitar creep in the woods
>got dumped eventually
>no sex that night

I 100% am a shitty person, but fortunately, I drink to excess.

>>738115555
I'm only answering because of your fucking quads

I honestly don't remember ever feeling his boner. And heck no, I never masturbated to the thought of my dad humping my ass. I found that shit fucking annoying and not funny at all.

>>738115786
Maybe started about 10 or 11 and stopped when I moved out.

>>738116881
Man blxk Fridays are so chaotic you can get away with murder. I've seen so much from them
. Literally thousands just I. Deli
> Go to hot deli
> Get food
> Walk to restaurant In Store
>Eat
> Leave

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>Giving GF's shitty dog a bath
>little mexican rat thing keeps biting me
>Grab it by its hind legs
>Hold hind legs up while the little parasite trys to keep his head above water
>Do so everytime the dog bites me
>Suddenly, dog goes limp with his head under the water
Panic
>Quickly flop dog on bathroom floor and begin doing CPR on it
>No idea how I know how to do CPR on a dog
>Do this for forty minutes, even get dog to breath lightly
>Fucker throws up in my mouth while Im giving CPR, and dies
>Have to call GF at work and tell her

Don't miss the dog at all
Feel horrible for GF, but no one has a clue how it happened but me

>>738117019
You are doing good work anon. Some bitches need to get hit

>>738116244
Yea reminded me of that too

>>738117374

Not cool dude

>>738117259

What would he actually do? Did it feel sexual, or was it joking?

>>738117374
Dam that's fucked up Man. Just brutal

>>738117374
I feel bad for laughing, but I hate most dogs. It was probably the whole
>Fucker throws up in my mouth while Im giving CPR, and dies

>>738116880
cont. op?

>>738117374
If a dog doesn't like you, you're a piece of shit.
If a dog is snapping at you, it doesn't respect you, and you're a piece of shit.
Dogs know.

>>738117492
It was supposed to be a joke. But my dad is a disgusting man. Even not knowing that, it was really just uncomfortable. Like. We would kind of chuckle laugh but only to get him to quit.

My dad's fucking weird. I could go for hours just on shit he's done...

>>738117813
Did you feel him get hard?

What's some of the other shit he's done?

>>738117435
>>738117516
>>738117635
He constantly whined, and would screech like a fucking spaz whenever anyone that isnt GF got close to them. I was constantly appologizing to family member s and freinds coming over to my house for the dog biting their fingers bloody and shitting wherever he pleased.

I've never done anything similar before or after. I just really hated that fucking animal.

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>>738117379
Thanks anon, I know deep down they deserved it even though I just assume they were lying for almost no reason. It felt natural.

>>738114734
I still get skidmarks in my underwear all the time. I can't figure out how to get rid of it, even if I wipe several times after every shit, lol and behold they still appear.

>>738117739
>Implying a chihuahua is a dog
Anything smaller than a labrador should be exterminated

>>738118015
Eat a more healthy diet anon. Also use wet wipes

>>738116880

>Suddenly, I feel his hand under my blanket, slowly inching towards my butterfly.
>I start to breath heavily but surprisingly, I don't say anything or Try to stop him
>Wearing my little nightgown, his hand slips under it easily and finds....it.
>omgomgomg
>I lay so still. I mean, do I stop him or what?
>Or....do I like this?
>He starts fingering me. Slowly
>Then steadily faster until he finds a nice rhythm.
>i close my eyes and let My hips move with his motions.
>Feels good.
>IS THIS WEIRD!?

>It feels so good.

>Without warning, he's standing over me.

>He picks me up and takes me across to the other bed.

WTF.

>I can't even talk. I have no clue what's happening...

>He lays me down and gets on top of me.

>>738118353
I'm listening

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>>738118353
keep going op

>>738117937
No, I don't think I ever did. But I'm pretty sure my dad became limpy dicky at a young age.

This one time he dickslapped me in the face while I was sleeping. Woke up to his dick on my forehead and him yelling

"Not so small now, is it little bitch?"

And laughing hysterically. Wasn't funny to me, but my step mom was standing in the doorway laughing. Bitch

>>738118576
Hahaha wtf

>>738118576
How old were you when the dickslapping happened, and how inappropriate was she in general? Did they do things in front of you?

>>738118885
Dam almost double quads

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>>738118353
keep it going

>>738118131
Shut up bitch

>>738119009
fucking triggered

>>738119059
Fuck off

>>738118576
Things That Happened S4E11: "Not This"

>>738119009
lol ur retarded

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>>738119009
poor puppers

get raped

>>738119106
nah i wanna jerk off

>>738114734
Get back to us when your slobbing his knob

>>738118353
I usually dont trust these long stories. It usually ends with extinct animals dancing.

>>738119342
Extinct animals walking around*

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>>738115555
>This guy

>be my wife
>Wife goes to clean a house
>While there the owner and his brother start hitting on her
>She a slut
>Things escalate
>Winds up fucking one dud while brother watches
>after brother is done using her he passes her off to other brother
>Rides his cock while sucking other brothers dick
>He busts a nut in her
>I find out months later
Still jerk to it to this today

>>738115482
TITS OR GTFO YOU UGLY FUCKING DYKE

>>738119573
cuckadoodledoo mother fucker

>>738119625
Look at this salty daggot

>>738119673
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means

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>>738119677
Daggot Dubs, new meme?

>>738118353

>Ok, so I'm 14 but not stupid. I know exactly what's happening.

>I quickly take my panties off.
>Before I change my mind

>I didn't even see him take his pants off!
>I feel something rub against it

>I hold my breath
>He tests it out for a second. Moans on my ear
>"It's ok"
>As if that was all he wanted to hear, he suddenly pushes his dick hard..

>Maybe makes it a cm in. Ugh
>I'm still freaking out. Holy Shit.

>He pushes again.

>"Damn. You're so tight."

>I really don't even know what that means.

>My cousin then grabs my legs and puts them on his shoulder. He leans up and pretty much RAMS his dick in me.

>*POP* kinda like a rubber band snapping....inside My vagina.

>Start freaking out. I push at him but he just leans down and keeps going.

>"Stop!" He's a big guy so I can hardly breathe.

>"Wait, please."

>"No! Get off!"

>guess I freaked him out too cuz he shot off real quick.

>I get up and go to the bathroom. I sit on the toilet and start crying. I don't even know whY.
>Clean myself up and go back in my room after a bath and about an hour.
>"You ok?"
>"Yea..."

>The next day was kind of awkward at first but then we just starting playing around and making jokes like we always did and it was like it never happened.

We ended up having sex every night, multiple times a night for the next year before he moved.

I used to think that when I got older and got married me and him would still sneak around and have sex. It was really fun, no one ever suspected a thing.

>>738119757
Still talk to him?

>>738114734
>have an illegitimate child
>Nobody knows
>literally not even the mother knows it's mine

>>738119625
geez don't get so fucking hard faggot

>>738116880
Who tf even asked you for this lame shit?

>>738120068
I could find a better story that seems 1000% less fake in a 10 second google search. Thanks for wasting mine and everyone elses time with your fictional story you beta cuck

>>738120068
Who the fuck asked your opinion? I know I came faggot

>>738115482
Bullshit, you're a trap with an incest FETISH.

>>738119673
Cuckadoodle doo his girlfriend fucked a guy or two.

Cuckadoodledoo she's preggers man but not by you.

Cuckadoodledoo and now what man ? What you gonna do?

Theres not much that this fags gon do because hes just another cuckadoodledoo.

>>738120185
neckbeards imaginary tale of his hot cousin, don't be a fag

>>738119845

No. After he'd moved and then we'd moved, he came to visit and was trying to get me to fuck him really quick in our halfway built extra bedroom but I totally turned him down. It'd just been too long and I wasn't feeling it.

Plus, since I'm a female, I ended up telling someone and now our whole family knows. But he denied it and still does. Last time I talked to him his dad tried getting him to admit it on speaker but he still wouldn't. I mean, why the fuck would I make up that shit? They believed me. My sister will tell you he raped me.

He didn't.

>>738117374
You evil twisted sadistic son of a whore, fuck you kill yourself

>13 year old me
>House sitting for my sister
>Was browsing the internet on her computer
>/b/ back in the day
>Bestiality porn, my first time having seen it
>Freak out and close the window and go watch TV instead
>A couple hours later
>Sister's dog is humping a couch cushion he tore off the couch
>Get curious
>Watch his dick start peeking out while he's humping it
>End up touching it
>As soon as I wrapped my fingers around it he started thrusting super hard and fast
>Came in my hands in seconds
>Fast forward to the next night, still have the place to myself for two more days
>Dog follows me into the bathroom like usual since he was needy for attention
>While in there, get curious again and touch his dick
>He starts thrusting
>Get really turned on by it
>End up pulling my pants down to my knees and bending over the edge of the tub
>He mounts me almost immediately
>Takes my virginity without hesitation
>Starts thrusting as fast as he can without even giving me a second to get used to it
>Thought his dick was smaller from when it was in my hand
>Feel it growing bigger than expected
>Can't stop rubbing myself against the side of the tub even though it hurts a bit
>feel some "bump" hitting my ass and "popping" in and out
>It's getting bigger
>Had no idea what a knot was
>He pops it inside one last time and it's too big to pull out
>He thrusts a couple more times and then stops and pants hard against my neck
>Feel his huge knot pulsing while he's cumming
>It feels like it lasts forever
>End up cumming against the side of the tub
>Spent probably fifteen minutes trying to get his knot out of my ass
>Hear the front door open and "I'm home early!"
>Turn the shower on as fast as I can and tell them I'm taking a shower
>It took another 10 or 15 minutes for his dick to finally come out and even longer for him to lose his hard
>Almost got caught losing my virginity to my sister's dog and she never found out
>I'm a straight guy, I still prefer anal knotting over normal sex

>>738120150
Well, would you rather hear about how my step dad talked me into sucking his cock?

Or maybe how I got drunk and my brother talked me into having sex with him?

Really it's not hard to talk me into sex but they did...

>>738119757
make a alternate ending on how you wish it would've ended

>>738116880
get this fedora tipping bullshit outta here

I tell guys I like black guys when I want them to stop hitting on me.

>>738120380
Story?

>>738120464
That's a good plan, no self respecting guy would hook up with a coal burner.

>>738120242
Tits or gtfo

>>738120489
Which one?

>>738120563
Both

>>738118142
Wet wipes changed my life.

>>738119677
You unbelievable hideous feminist dyke whore, tits or gtfo. Nobody gives a shit about your gay stories

>>738120749
Why so mad anon? What's your secret?

>>738117374
Lmao

>>738120380
>Well, would you rather hear about how my step dad talked me into sucking his cock?
Go onnn

>>738120749
I give a shit about her heterosexual stories.

>>738120849
I don't think that was meant to be funny

>>738120150
Dude why tf are you calling me a cuck you retarded son of a bitch

>>738120349
Well ... I think you are a faggot

>>738114734
>have a gf
>hates I watch porn
>would actually dump me if she knew all the pics I have saved
>have a fap folder with over 3000+ images

We're moving out together in about 3 months so I'm gonna quit cold turkey before then.

>>738121139
Good luck pal.. it's not that easy. If she loves you she won't mimd

>>738121008
do the brother one

>>738114734
m or f?

>>738120349
Disgusting

>>738121278
trap

>>738121321
Boo hoo.

>>738121278
What the fuck? Go back to omegle you lonely virgin faggot

>>738117739
are you 12?

>>738119757

Tits or gtfo

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>>738117739
Maybe the dog is piece of shit?
Maybe. . .
You're
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>>738121593
This

>>738117374
Lol, I love most dogs but little ratto abominations like chihuahuas and yorkies I want to exterminate

>>738114734
I'm an ADULT
You can't BUY me Hot Dog MAN!

>>738121772
What do the seizures have to do with the story??? Or was that just an interesting extra detail?

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>>738117374
>having to exert and show dominance on a much smaller weaker creature
Might as well kill yourself if you have to react to such trivial things that bother you

>>738120349
Christ

>>738119729
>wife gets fucked by another man
>I find this hot so I jack off to it
That's cucking retard

>>738120464

This would work on me lel

Id never get with a niggerlover

>>738120349
i have a hard time picturing animals and houses so when i have to i put in my pets and house so while reading i just imagined a stranger in my bathroom getting fucked by my dog

>>738122449
That sounds hot.

>>738122492
fuck off, cuck

>>738120600

>Be me, um. Femanon
>Staying with Family cuz crazy husband.

>We all like to drink so one night we drink.

>Have a good time. Always nice being with family.

>Parents go to bed.

>it's just me and my 16yo brother. He didn't drink of course.
>hehe. I'm pretty wasted. And he knows it. He keeps fucking with me.
>Says he wants to show me a hobo fort.
>Takes me there and inside it.
>Apparently, he brings his girlfriend's here to have sex.
>Whatever man. I'm laughing.
>He claims he's got a big dick.
>OMG!!! I don't care!
>He says he's got a hard on.
>Wtf. Why??
>Apparently, I did it?
>He wants me to feel it.
>I refuse. Multiple times. But he is a persistent one.
>Ugh fine.
>I grab.....ny 16 year old.....brorhers dick.
>oh. I guess it is pretty big. Wasn't expecting that.
>Now, I don't know how it happened but out of nowhere I was helping his dick slide into me.

>it was pretty long.

>Have you ever been so drunk that you literally didn't question what you did? Well that was me.

>I let him cum in me. Which, had to be a big deal for him.
>we made our way back and when I tried going to sleep he came back and begged me to suck his dick.

>So. Be me. Femanon. I sucked and fucked my 16yo brother.
>And we did it again. Once.

But i had to quit because he got to where he would beg me every time I came over. I didnt want to get caught.

>>738122578
God will you dumbass fucks stop with the cuck faggotry it's just stupid at this point

>>738121139
Porn is a terrible terrible addiction, my friend. Good luck.

>>738117374
I love dogs so damn much, but kinda feel you, fren.
I hate people who let their dogs act like complete undisciplined turds. Don't feel horrible for GF, it's her fault afterall.

If my dog did anything similar he'd get fucking re-training right away.

>>738120349
Is this real??

>>738122965
Why would I lie on 4chan? Would people do that,just go on the internet and tell lies?

Regardless, this is /b/, pretend everything is made up, that's your best bet.

>>738114734
>Be me
>horny pre-teen
>faps often
>thinks it would be funny to see what tentacle porn is like
>watches it and thinks its funny
>cant stop thinking of it
>faps to tentacle porn a week later
>hates self
>faps again
>repeats till i realize i cant stop and shouldn't try to
>goes on a porn game website out of curiosity (cuz my curiosity helped last time)
>sees furry porn games, thinks they would be hot without the furrys
>realizes the furrys was what MADE them hot
>now furry
>still feels ashamed because of the furrys you see in cringe comps
>realizes i focus on the dick a lot in porn
>looks up gay porn
>now Bi
>im a Furr Fag who faps to tentacle porn

>>738122706
You know the drill bitch

>>738114734

secrets, eh? well my big secret is that no woman i know turns me on more than my own sister and i want to fuck her crazy bad.

most of the time we act like completely normal siblings, nothing out of the ordinary or sexual. but every now and then she'll say something or do something, like make a joke about incest and then watch my reaction carefully, that makes me think she's suggesting we fuck.

she's chubby (which is what i'm into) and is literally just about everything i look for in a woman. she's on the pill too. so i literally spend most of my masturbation sessions fantasizing about shooting a load deep in my sister's chubby, wet cunt

that's my secret, /b/

>>738122706
What's the big deal? Just fucking take a pic of your honey pot and share, goddamn it

>>738123194
Hey it's 2017 sexuality is a spectrum at least he's secure enough to admit he wants it

>>738122449
Fucking autistic fuck

>>738123297
they can have there fantasies about there own dog leave mine out of it. i really dont care what he dose with his dog

>>738123406
>Implying I meant anything about your dog
If I came home to some woman in my bathroom getting railed by my dog, that would be pretty hot.

>>738123459
oh, i dont care then, sorry i guess, and also it was a guy

>>738123021
I forgive you, Anon. You understand that you needn't take everything; especially yourself, seriously. I respect that to a great degree.

this one is underwhelming
>be me, 16
>sleeping soundly one summer night
>have random nightmare and wake up
>coldsweat.jpg
>completely naked
>mind really fuzzy
>stumble out of my room into my sister's room, she's about 12
>turn the light on
>she's asleep, I'm standing in front of her bed completely naked for some reason
>snap out of it
>whatthefuckamidoing.gif
>run back to bedroom, slamming her door and switching her light off on the way
>fall asleep

thankfully she slept through it all, and I'm the only person that knows this happened

>>738123042
Share her pics, maybe a creepshot or something?

>be me
> date this 10/10 qt 3.14 for 5 year
>get married to this bitch
FukYes.JPEG
>Decide we want a family
>pull out game weak anyway
>can't even pull a fucking pizza out of the oven
>leave kitchen shit to wife
>my bitch gets preggo
>9 months later while im at work she starts contracting
>im not there when she names the baby
>mfw i learn she named our child butter
>couldn't really blame her she was drugged on birth meds
>ask if i can change the babys name
>"nope"
>WTF.MP4
>get used to the name butter
>fast forward about 1 year
>bring butter in a carriage to store with me
> pick up some cereal baby food and shit
>go to get last loaf of bread
>some bitch with another kid wants it too
>put down butter and fight for the loaf
>win get the last loaf and leave
>get home to wife
>take baby w/ baby carriage in with me
> wife says "whos baby is that?"
>look down
>"I cant believe its not butter"
>mother fucker took my damn butter
mfw i forgot butter

>>738115276
I also have to get off by humping things. But luckily, I'm a female, so I don't smash anything in the process of having an orgasm. Sorry, mate

Pls don't judge, I'm not proud. Not one of my finer moments.

> uni club camping trip
> a good turn out im buddies with a few of them, there a couple of gfs and some randoms
> tents spread out everywhere
> first night there everyone is drinking talking smoking by the fire
> its cold AF but fucking chilled vibe
> one couple i dont know getting heated they go off to their tent, the chick is a definate 9, I'm jealous of the guy
> gf and I are way drunk cuddling smooching looking at the pretty stars
> she's getting ripe
> probably gonna finish this drink, call it a night and take her back to the tent for a fucking
> hot girl comes out of tent with a blanket around her sits by the fire
> she tells us the sex was terrible, he couldn't get it up, then passed out she couldn't wake him and ended up getting off by riding his sleeping face
> everyone laughs
> someone suggests we check on him, make sure he's on his side in case he pukes
> oh ffs I'll do it, gotta take a leak anyway
> on way back from tree bend down into his tent
> hey dude you OK in here?
> he's completely out to it, lying on his back, sleeping bag and blanket on top of him
> push him to check he's OK
> is breathing, warm
> eyes adjust, realise I'm looking at his hip and exposed abdomen
> oh shit he's naked, that's awkward
> but fuck, those are impressive abs you got there random dude
> touch his stomach
> then pull his blanket down, think nothing of it, might as well check out his dick while I'm here. Just for comparison
> kinda interesting to see what that hot chick was playing with too
> can't make out much in this poor light

Cont...

>>738123674
Gaaaaaaaay

>>738123732
This.

>>738123674
not even thinking i grab it, just feels soft and wet
> lol strange to be doing this
> but I don't let go
> give it a squeeze and then hold his balls, eeeww they're bald slimy and real sweaty
> no reaction from him
> not sure why and I'm ashamed to admit this but I hold his floppy little dick up, I lean down and lick the head
> then kiss it
> pull his foreskin back
> now lick the whole thing
> ask myself wtf are you doing?
> oh ffs sake why not do it properly - i open my mouth and start sucking it
> get it all in
> support it in my hands and bring my lips back and forth
> do the balls too
> my gf is only 30 feet away and I'm licking, kissing all around this guys crotch
> I'm starting to boner up
> enjoying it more than I thought I would
> rub my hands up his body, shit he is tight
> no reaction from him or his dick
> spend maybe a minute all up sucking limp cock
> suddenly common sense kicks in
> wtf am I doing this is so wrong
> and rapey
> all I need is someone to look in and my life is ruined
> cover him up go back to gf
> I'm way turned on though
> tell her its time to turn in now
> have aggressive drunk sex that's over in minutes. Whole time I was fucking her I was thinking of him and what I'd just done
> next day feel so much shame about about what I did, know my gf would be freaked out if she knew
> I get quiet around her and she asks a few times if something is wrong
> 'nah just hungover'
> he comes over asks to borrow some aa batteries
> i can't look him in the eye
> drop batteries into his palm, don't even want to touch his hand
> ashamed to think he has no idea I went down on him


Am not gay. That wasn't premeditated. I was just way drunk, there a dick in front of me, I thought I'd give it a suck. See what the fuss was. Wouldn't do it again. I really struggle with what i did to this guy. Am I a bad person? Part of me think no harm done, he will never know. But I feel bad knowing I've done gay shit now, and can never undo it.

>>738123674
Interested

>>738123576
fuckin hell i semi-hope this is real

>>738123777
>Am not gay.
What the fuck do you mean you're "not gay". You are the faggiest fag out there.

>>738123777
at least you stopped and didn't finish, also you sure you're not gay? try lookin more into it

>>738123947
>>738124152

Lol thats not helping mate. I want someone to say its totally not gay and I make my peace and put it all behind me. Its not as if it was hard or anything, i was real drunk, curious more than anything and I know I wouldn't ever do something like that again.

>>738123576
Fucking got me good

>>738124223
dude i dont care if your gay, im bi, but ok if you want to put it behind you i wont stop there is nothin wrong w/ you

>>738124223
I wouldn't say one gay act qualifies as you being gay. Everyone on /b/ calls each other fags, so don't feel too bad. Please, make your peace, because you're not clinically gay.

>>738124353
>>738124373

Thank you /b/
You see this is shit you just can't admit to with your friends. They wouldn't understand funnily enough. And yeah how I look at it now, it wasn't even erect so that makes it not gay lol. I can put it to rest and look my gf in the eye.

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>>738117374
Weak. You are Weak anon.

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>>738117374
Are you a muslim?

>>738124373
He's closeted.
One day, he'll wake up and realize why he's not happy with his life as it is.
And it will absolutely devastate everyone around him - they will call him a liar, freak, deviant.
He isn't just changing his life, he's changing theirs too, and in most cases, ruining things for eveyone who 's come to depend on him as father, husband, lover.
He can claim he wants to "put it behind him" all he wants, but the fact he is still dwelling and recalling it this vividly means it is an important part of his life and he should fully explore it rather than let it get as far as I stated above.

>>738124670
cool dude

>>738124751
this

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>>738123108
>>738123029

>>738124867
Definitely not you. No timestamp, not real.

>>738123777
>not gay

"There was a dick in front of me so I thought I'd give it a suck"

Just curious how does that not make you gay

>>738124941
You asked . I gave . Now you can forget everything you read

>>738124867
Pretending that's you, do you have inverted nipples?

>>738115998
Congratulations, youre a nigger.

>>738122706
Tell us more

>>738124751
Nah mate I'm not buying it. I appreciate you challenging me and making me think hard about it though.

I've probably had sex on average 3 times a week for the last 5 years.

That's 750 times. All of them were with chicks. Only once I did something with a guy, and the whole experience didn't even last more than two minutes. If I really wanted to explore that again I could easily do so, I've had offers from guys before and since that night. But I don't want to, its not something I wanna do. When I fap I fantasize about women, my mind doesn't stray to guys.

Anyway, again I appreciate everyone's feedback. Now I'm gonna let someone else tell their story.

>>738125422
have a nice life

>>738123576
I fucking knew this story was setting up some kind of cheeky ending, but the punch line still got me

i accidentally wet myself in a Walmart two separate times in the same visit last week. im 20

>be me
>secondary school cause I'm a uk fag
>getting near summer holidays so we wanna good way to end it
>start planning a breakout from school to go to town
>plan a route and what we'll do there and how we'll get back
>all meet up at the top of the playing fields near a gate what we will jump over
>look to make sure no teachers are watching
>see one autist waving at a window at us
>ignore him
>everyone jumps over the gate then over a wall to get in the fields
>one guy cuts his leg on barbed wire really badly
>ohshit.jpg
>keep going
>get into town to get lunch cause school meals are shit
>go and get 16 inch pizza to share with curly fries
>start walking towards over shops
>when we see the headmaster of the school step out his car and start shouting at us
>ohfuck
>we all run
>hide in a post office
>all the headmaster sees are a bunch of 14-15 yr olds with a massive pizza one guy bleeding badly hiding in a post office
>autism
>walk outside and explain that we forgot we weren't allowed out the school
>get shouted at more
>Got put in isolation for 3 months when we got back in school
>worth it

Pretty shit story compared to all of yours but it was The only one I could think of off the top of my head

>>738125422
That is the classic response of denial.
"I had so many women, they were great women - I had the best women."
You can deny it all you want, but the fact is you still dwell on it constantly. Lying to yourself will not change that fact.
Get a therapist, talk about it, and come to terms with it however it may be before it fucks everything up you touch.

>>738124867
Any other stories for us?

I date raped my (former) best friend in college.

>be very close friends with gril since elementary school
>never would date me
>"but anon you're like my brother, I can't see you that way"
>third year of college, still a virgin because holding out for this gril
>host a party
>slip a couple pills in her drink
>"anon i'm not feeling good can I take a nap in your bed?"
>say ok, friends think nothing of it because she sleeps over all the time in my bed (while I sleep on the floor, naturally)
>after friends leave, go in and fuck her
>feel terrible after
>try to clean up all the evidence, hope she will have no memory
>notice there are tears running down her cheek
>fuck.jpg
>still, maybe she won't remember
>go to sleep on the floor, try to act normal the next morning
>she's really quiet, asks me to drive her home
>won't look at me the whole drive
>couple weeks later, she says she needs some space
>we gradually stop being friends, she deletes me from facebook
>she never brought it up but I'm sure she knew

I wish I could go back in time and just angrily jacked off to her instead of doing that. I fucked up a good thing and should have just focused on other women romantically.

>>738119757
>he's a big guy

>>738125598
i did it in middle school luckily i was leaving so no-one noticed

>https://www.riotevent.com/?id=2FJJQ8Zi

>>738125780
It's fine. Statute of limitations has passed, you moved yourself out of the friendzone to the rapezone, CW is proud.

I'm a grade A psychopath and I'm waiting for the right moment to go on a killing spree. I've fooled everyone but I feel nothing
be seeing you soon

>>738125943
i'd rather still be in the friendzone than in the "haven't had sex with anyone aside from the one rape and no friends at all at 35 years old" zone.

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>>738125974
Alright kiddo

>I'm 24
>Lose verginity at 22
>Only ever had sex with one woman whome I loved very much
>Haven't had sex in two years
>Everyday I get closer and closer to hiring a prostitute
>Not because I'm desperate for sex, but because I think it would be exciting, and interesting and weird and wrong and all other sorts of feelings at once
>And also I wanna have strange, freaky anonymous sex with someone who's just gonna let me do whatever I want so long as I pay enough.

I'm ready to die.

>>738125974
go jerk off to Dexter some more

>Introduce him to my friends
What a fuck? Someone has friends on this planet? It is a bullshit. Go fuck yourself, if you really have a lot of friends and try to cry in this thread Op.

>>738126060
You got a job? Because escorts/prostitutes are a thing. The only reason you are alone is because of yourself. Get the fuck over it.

>24 years old
>just got fired from my EMT job for not learning fast enough
>that's two EMT jobs since passing the class that I haven't been good enough for
>living on my own in a crappy apartment with my dog I have to take care of
>have no back up plan for work, not cut out for school
>going to end up just working a shit job making nothing of myself
>have to keep up this facade that I'm doing fine so that my family doesn't worry about me, or god forbid my mom tells me I should move back in with her

>also I still pick my nose and eat it
>this fact makes me so ashamed I have a hard time typing it up and posting it in an anonymous Chilean basket-weaving board
Would someone mind typing up a supportive
>kys fag
for me?

>>738114734
I don't like people.
Never have, I prefer my comics, books, video games, etc. - had friends in school but being around them became a chore after a while.
After high school and college when they were all busy getting married and starting families, I stayed the bachelor.
I have a dog, a truck, motorcycle, RV - I can pack up and go to the lake any weekend and my old friends who I kinda keep in contact with are always complaining about having no free time.
I'm not lonely, I just dislike people in general, and prefer not to be around them. They have nothing I really want.

>>738126313
>picks nose and eats it

I don't know why I find this so sickening

>14 years ago, I was 15 years old at the time
>me and 4 other friends got our hands on 3 bottles of tequila
>hanging out in a shed in my friend's parents' yard
>none of us had really drank much beyond beer so we're kinda excited
>start doing shots
>so many shots
>we drank the full three bottles in about 45 minutes
>every single one of us is completely shitfaced and it's not even 10 pm yet
>one of my friends is passed out on the couch, puke running out of his mouth
>another is outside puking
>my one friend freaks out because his parents are crazy Christians and he's not supposed to be drinking
>we need to clean up all the vomit
>start filling pringles cans with water
>forget to empty the cans before filling with water
>yard is now covered in puke + wet pringles
>I can't remember all that much from here on, but I think this is about when I decided to go home
>get on my bicycle and start riding home
>way, way too fucking drunk to bike properly
>fall over in the middle of the road and decide to take a little nap
>get woken up by some random dude who almost hit me with his car
>asks if I'm OK
>tell him I'm totally fine I just had a party, pointing at my friends house
>try to bike home
>puke all over myself, my bike, fall over into my own puke
>land in a ditch and takes me like an hour to get out
>finally make it home (would have taken me 10 minutes normally)
>at the time my parents still wanted me to wake them up when I was home, so they know I arrived safely
>they sleep on the second floor
>wake them up
>on the way back down, fall face first down the stairs
>I don't remember anything from this point onward
The next day I woke up covered in puke, and a few days later when I wanted to watch TV it turned out I had pissed all over the TV set in my room. Also, the guy who found me lying in the middle of the road turned out to be friends with my friend's parents, so his parents found out that we got shitfaced and they called my parents. Good times.

>>738116898
>meth and nudity yo
>no ragrats
degenerate

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>>738126313
kys fag

>>738126313
You're too disgusting for even a kys.
Freak.

>>738126313
kys fag? that help? dont worry if you make enough money you can find a place to hang online

>>738123777
>wasn't premeditated
>not gay
Sure buddy whatever helps you sleep

>>738116513
not greetext
will not read

I hit a kid the other day with my car. Didn't stop. Haven't told anyone.

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>>738125137
Yes I do
>>738125709
Not tonight. Typing on the fly on a phone isn't easy sonim gonna type up and and I'll share them tomorrow in another secrets thread

>>738126527
Ask me how I know you're lying about 3 full bottles of vodka being drank by kids with no drinking experience.

>>738126313
Dude you are doing OK.
EMT is a fucking hard gig. 99% of people couldn't even do it so don't be hard on yourself. As for your mum, tell her to get fucked. No, dont do that, but you know what I mean.

I think you're prolly just depressed. Do you have a gf? Do you drink? Ever do exercise?

>>738126706
It was tequilla, not vodka, and I don't particularly care if you believe it or not.

>>738117374
haaaaaahahahahaha!

>I lost my reaction images folder

>>738125974
K lol

>>738126152
Why would I waste my time? I don't watch TV but thanks for the suggestion
I like you

>>738126688
Would you want to start a kik group for sharing your pictures and stories?

>>738125798
it was right after i spent 90 minutes going around the store with a cart. After i pissed my pants i rolled over to the self checkout to quickly ring my items up and get out of there.
While trying to pay I couldnt find my money.

>>738126549
Regrats
My oh my

>>738120349
Jesus fucking Christ mate!
What is your damage?!

>>738126859
It's not open to debate big man, just is

>>738126644
did he live, ok?

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I'm 19
I'm poor
I beg for games online
Got 3
Played at least double the time of game price. e.g. if a game is 15$ I'll at least play it for 30h
I do this to wash away the guilt
Still feel guilty
Rinse and repeat
I'm begging for the hitman™ season 1 now.

>>738126527
>14 years ago
>15
You would only be one though? Learn to math retard

>>738126830
Yeah, you're full of shit is why. Doesn't matter unless you and your two boyfriends were chubby fat fucks at 300lb each (likely being American) you fuckstains would have had alcohol poisoning and been dead somewhere for your stupidity.
1 bottle is believable - 3, lol no.

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>>738126912
Don't have Kik sorry. Maybe when I upgrade phone in a montj

>Here's some stuff that never happened; Greentext clickbait edition

>One of those nights changed my life forever.

Fucking hell that's some advanced level (you) bait cancer.

>>738127065
He's 29, dumbass.

I only come to b so I can feel better about myself after witnessing such utter retardation I realize I am Alpha
Thanks

>>738126706
>someone who was sheltered and never drank as a young teen

>>738127123
eh, it may be bull but its fun to pretend

>>738126623
>>738126582
>>738126573
>>738126525
Thank you
>>738126722
I'm pretty damn depressed. I haven't had a gf in five years. I drink a lot, and am currently the heaviest I've ever been because I eat a lot of junk food and haven't exercised since moving out.

>>738127096
Alright. No other way to contact?

>>738127065
14 years ago I was 15 years old.
>>738127066
OK buddy. I like how anons get all riled up over an anonymous story. Particularly if you don't even know, and have no way of knowing the details, like the size of the bottles etc. And for the record, I'm not American. I'm gonna leave it at that, because like I said, I don't particularly care if you believe me or not.

>>738127158
>never thought anyone would actually fall for that shitty bait
Congrats, retard

>>738122953
I just use the rule, "what if it was a pitbull."

I have a shih tzu, but i keep him in check with what most wouldn't with a small dog

I walk down the busy city and he walks right beside me, only a year and a bit old

I've watched cesar and the like since i was a kid, and this faggot bipolar dog that my friends dad beats and the rest of the family neglects, has a tendency to just hate u mid pet, and snap, it's common among anyone petting over 30 seconds, like hot potato

>hippy feminist nu friend comes to froends place
>i play dug, i pet dug
>doug snap
>(doug snaps)
>fuckface not again
>"you were prob petting too rough, guys tend to do that, he's upset, i can sense these things, you just have to be one with their needs"
>i laft

She wanted to fuck me later that night, but i just couldn't, all day was a feminist, gluten free melee. I was surprised she invited me back, alone back to her place at 11pm to smoke
She was hot, but she had this wierd gut, like all her weight was cebtralized in her midsection, skinny arms, legs (fat thighs), and think neck with crazy long dreads

..but she was soooooo "progressive" and everyone had to know

>>738119142
I feel so happy you're gonna eventually kill yourself, it's like the world was making justice for spawning such a flawed human being in this beautiful life.

>>738120242
Unironically kill your self.
He didn't rape you, dumb whore

>>738123021
It worries me that u r too young and naove to realize u've veen fed subconcious cues to gain interest in this stuff, and sorry, but a bit too stupid or delusional to realize how petty and pathetic they are in essence

>>738125780
Well at least she didnt call the cops on you. But dude, if you can't handle just being friends, you shouldve stopped being friends with her. It destroyed you.

>>738127065
What's it like being this stupid?

>>738127204
He fucking admitted they had only had a beer before.
A beer - 1.
Not to mention it's fucking tequila which is usually at least 80 proof and they're fucking 120lb wet nothings of kids who claim to down 3 750ml bottles of hard liquor?
Yeah, you had no experience drinking as a kid. 2-3 beers got me drunk at first when I started drinking back when I was 13, or 2-3 shots really fast when we could get our hands on hard liquor.
You don't build up tolerance to a full bottle and can function after just a beer.
Dumbass.

>>738127456
I know dumbass learn to reading comprehension.. my sister says he did

But he didn't

Dumbass

>>738123042
THE AWESOME AUTISMO, LADIES AND GENTRICS

>>738125822
nigga, i aint clicking that shit!

>>738127456
... She literally said that at the end?
>reading is hard

>>738127456
Are you fucking stupid? She literally said he didn't rape her. She said her sister thinks that

>>738127244
Get your life in order, prioritize your time off, set up a roster and keep to it. Something like
> 0700 wake up
> 0715 walk
> 0800 home shower
> 0830 bfast
> 0900 clean up around home
> 1000 free time
> 1200 lunch

Get the picture? Don't go hard out as you'll be bound to fail. Just change things bit by bit, you'll find yourself getting you're shit together.

>>738127333
Haha yeah I hate those women too, us guys amirite? They're all feminists and hippies and other things I don't like. They want to fuck me all the time but I'm like 'No get out of here you marxist' because I'm cool like that. Then I go jerk off my bros because us men gotta go our own way or the leftists will 9/11 the frogs gay.

Oh look a rocket (_) ):::::::::::::::::D

>>738127456
she said she wasn't retard

>>738127526
your dumb ass needs to learn how to read

>>738127526
Tolerance to a full bottle of tequila*

>>738127526
Ok friend

>>738127635
sound like a normie to me

>>738127698
I read the bullshit story - might as well have added leprechauns, a pot of gold, and flying pigs while they're at it.
If you're gonna lie, lie big.

>>738127839
Yeah I hate the normies too they're out to get our memes and russel our jimmies we've got to protect the homeland of kekistan from the normal people. They'll never take our epic pepe memes or our virginity.

>>738127889
Do you really think all tequila comes in 750ml?
Because that's what it sounds like ..
It's called a fifth faggot
Learn to drink

>>738127889
I'm the anon who posted it and I'm having a few hearty keks here because the story is 100% true. I just think it's funny to see you get so upset over this, making up things that I never actually said, etc. The frustration really seems to be doing a number on you. Why don't you go and have a nice relaxing cup of tea, try and forget about the internet for today. It'll be better for you if you do.

>>738128009
No one calls a pint a bottle, fucktard. Learn to drink bleach, faggot.

>>738127613
Structure would definitely benefit me. I've honestly never had solid structure in my life. I was "homeschooled" by which I mean I learned the alphabet and basic math up until I was 13, and I spent the rest of that time playing video games and watching TV, so I have unrealistic ideas for how much "playtime" I need. It's pretty fucked

>>738128161
ikr? just fuckin stop

>>738128209
>No one calls a pint a bottle
Unless it comes in a bottle, you dumb shit

>>738125780
This has been one of the only things to shock me.. Fuck me anon. I feel you. I have a similar situation with grill best friend, I never did anything and got over the urges though.

>>738125780
Anon, i can firmly say you are, unironically, The biggest faggot i have ever seen. I have seen cucks post CP here, and although they may be giant fags, you here are the biggest faggot. You are retarded for thinking pulling a cosby would work, and even more so for not deleting all ties with that woman including your goddamn name. Personally anon, i hope you get raped in prison, but the advice ill give you is, move your degenerate ass as far as possible away from this woman, and cut all ties to your past life. If not, the secret will come out and eventually she will bring it up. When she does, if your not on the other side of the globe with a new name and life, i can guarantee you will be caught and the rest of your life will be in a cell with a large black dick up your ass.

>>738128209
>Gets called out for his retardation
>Tries to save face
> Everyone sees he is still retarded

>>738125793
??

>>738128411
for you

I have nudes of a certain girl that I don't know personally.
How can I blackmail to get more?
Take in mind that I live in Beanland.

>>738126151
Well That's the way to do it.
>Fuck prostitute
>Get aids
>Die

>>738128282
>>738128391
>samefagging - so hard
>inb4 edited screencap as "proof" it's not
Just stop your bullshit lies and admit it wasn't 3 bottles, faggot.

>>738128344
Is this the same anon that can't use his reading comprehension? Sounds like it

She ghosted him faggot. She cut all ties
She is gone

Fuck me whynare there some many dumb fuck tards on right now

>>738128391
this is the most retarded argument ever, since when did 3 year olds get on 4-chan its a goddamn tittle

>>738123777
Was def gay, but u might just be bi

>>738126706
That's definitely plausible. 3 bottles of spirit between 4 kids would make them shitfaced and almost paralytic, but definitely plausible. I used to go through a 500ml bottle of spirit on my own as a teenager and that wasn't too bad.

>>738118576
LOL

>>738117939
What a big boy you are.

>>738128242
Follow the advice anon.

Just take small achievable steps, you will get results and start feeling good about things. But don't structure every day. You can't go from 0-100 straight away otherwise you set yourself up for a fall. Maybe pick a couple of days where you don't do anything.

Good luck man.

>>738124670
It's pretty gay u need affirmations that ur not gay

That's your shit you stupid little summerfag tell age bant bitch, no other rules or guidelines can confirm this one for you

U sound like a rager tho

>>738117019
>their
Fucking faggot degenerate detected

>>738127123
Sorry but all of it was true. If there was some way to prove it to you I would

>>738120349
Get help

>>738123777
>sucks a dick
>"is not gay"
Pick one.

here is mine,
> be me 19
> everyday hanging out in the park w/ friends, bonfire, beer, several kinds of drugs
> we are skater/punk/tekno/alternative/hippie kind of kids, but not goth/emo/BS like that
> emo meeting at the field we always hang out, a couple of meters way from us (is normaly somwhere else but htere was a bunch of old ppl picknicking/bbq-ing)
> emos join us at the fire
> some emos have used mushrooms, some are on xtc
> im drunk, had half a case of 0,5 liter cans of beer (12 half liters = 6 liters), because started in after noon, its abt 20:00 now...
> im also stoned, smoked 3 grams of weed, (welcome in holland)
> emo grill 14yo 7/10 hitting on me
> not interested, waaay to drunk and stoned to do anything
> out of beer, sober up a little bit
> 1:00 in the night, all the emos leave, except teh 14yo grill
> 2:00 my friends leave, but fire is still hot, cant leave it unatended, no water near, i stay there and wait for the fire to stop
> emo grill stays w/ me, doesnt wanna go home
> we r just the 2 of us, alone
> she starts rubbing my croch
> feelsgood.JPG
> i touch her breasts, no bra
> aww yeah...
> she undoes my pants, starts sucking me
> playing w/ het tiny tits
> i cum, hard, alot
>she swallows
> she lifts her skirt and moves her undies over to the side and saddles me
> im to drunk to understand im fuggin a minor
> she said it hurt bc im big and its her first time
> not verry big at all tbh, just thicc, not long
> she s really wet
> keeps riding me
> she comes, 2 times
> sun starts rising, stil fugging, i haven't coem yet
> i squeeze het nipples, she likes it
> i cum in her, she said it was ok bc she uses anti conception pills
> she gives me head one more time
> emo's come back because the bar they went to closed
> they just stand there watching her give me head
> im still waaay to stond to understand what was happening and that she is a minor
>finish
> go home

best thing ever, never had any trouble from it
still jerk off to it alot

>>738128546
>buttmad.jpg
it was three bottles and there's nothing you can do that will ever change that

>>738128723
Sure, after you had got used to drinking for a while but not after having had just ever had a few beers.
You don't go from lightweight to emptying 3 full bottles between 4 friends and not suffer alcohol poisoning, which is why I called bullshit.

>>738120349
Fuckin' hell lad

>>738120349
consider drinking a pint of bleach
ur nasty, there shouldnt be ppl like you who do naimals

>>738128467
He was a big guy for me?
Yea, he was 19, 6"2', and weighed 250. Mostly muscle but still. Big ole boy

>>738128474
What the fuck is beanland?

>>738117635

Keks.

>>738129629
So it would be extremely painful?

>>738118015
Wet wipes you filthy fuck.

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>>738129676
he went to Disneyland

>>738128474
Pose as a hot dude on Facebook or Instagram. Make sure to load a lot of pics and if on Facebook be sure to get a bunch of friends too, maybe add some from her friends list so she thinks y'all might know each other. Start talking to her, give her your email, request nudes. Not an easy process but these days chicks are more cautious when it comes to handing out nudes. Unless your a hot ass motherfucker that she thinks she will get to fuck.

>>738114734
I got a story almost exactly like this except I'm the dude

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>>738128995
Noice

>>738130102
thnx, i saw her againg last week, she wants teh benis again, and claims to not have been w/ another dude since

she's crazy in the head, and to young for me

>>738129770
No. His dick wasn't that big after awhile and more experience on my end. But when he was on top of me I couldn't breathe. Ironically, I like big guys now and love it when they're on top, smothering me with their weight

>>738127456
>Being this dumb

>>738130343
still a minor?

>>738130058
Name?

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>>738129770
Lost it

>>738128723
>4 kids
5 kids, he wrote:
>me and 4 other friends

>>738130376
Were either of you wearing a mask?

If I pull that mask off, will you die?

>>738130457
I ain't no 250 lbs so it's not me, but I was 19 and she was 17

>>738124867
Where that time stamp at? Like just put a date and lets get this fucking show started, don't be a cunt you fucking bitch

>>738130594
Ah. Yea, I was 14. Too bad. Would've been nice to have him finally admit to it lol

>>738123576
Shit

>>738130546
I have no clue wtf you're talking about

>>738130904
I'll stop then. Good game anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ#t=01m39s

>>738125780
You're a raging cock sucking faggot, This is the gayest beta shit I've read today.

>>738130815
It's currently going on for me, except it's gotten a lot more intense than sex, we're a couple and talk about running away and making a life for ourselves. Stresses me out thinking about getting disowned or worrying about ways it wouldn't work, but we've officially fallen for each other

>>738131159
wait how old are you 2?

>>738126313
Disgusting, what are you, a sand nigger?

>>738131283
20

>>738125793
>>738128467
>>738129770
>>738130546
kek

>>738131492
both? if so, whats the problem

>>738131553
We both live with family, and she hasn't turned 18 yet, still 17