You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing

one for my dick
two for my height
and i dont know the last three for my index finger or something

>>738111230
Throw 1 inch on that donger to get up to 7.5 and the rest on height because shortfuck compared to Amazonians in my town (5'8")

1 for my height and the other 5 on my leg hair

>>738111348
what are you?
fuckin e.t.?

I want that 13inch dick

all six for my dick so i could be a nigger

Ok, one on my dick and the rest on my height.

i wanna be seven foot okay

>>738111230
2 on height
4 on dick
No explanation required.

all 6 on penis

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>>738111230
I'm 6'4"

... so I guess I've got a 12.5 inch long dick now.

>>738111672
look at this loser with his 10 inch penis, stacy gonna leave you after i whip out my 12.5

ALL ON HEIGHT, BITCHES FALL FOR YOUR HEIGHT NOT YOUR DICK AT FIRST

3' to height and 3' to mein wiener.

I'm 6'1"-6'2"ish, so another few inches would put me firmly in the "tall" category. My dong is ~5.5", so another 3" would put me well above average without having it be too long.

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6 on height
I'm 5'8" but my dick sometimes dips in toilet water when I shit, so I don't need it to ENGAGE SUBMARINE MODE

>>738111976
shit sitting peasant detected, shit while standing up

Probably height, my gf is super tiny and I already can't fit inside her. Plus I know she's into that whole guys 6 feet tall and shit. So this would put me at 6"3'.

Already have 7 inch dick and 6 foot 2 so I guess I'd just take the extra 6 inches on my height and dunk on motherfuckers

6 for height. Penis size doesn't matter if you can't get someone to use it on to start with anyways, that's would make me,

>>738111230
2 for my height so I'm 5"6 . And 4 for my dick to make it 7 inches

6 inches on tongue.
Don't need to be taller and happy with my dick.
But a prehensile tongue of that length? That's a game changer.

>>738111230
two for dick girth
one for dick length
three for height
I'm already 6'2 might as well be sure the manlets are in their place

>>738111230
OP here, realized that I haven't done this myself, so here's my input.
2 on height
4 on penis
That'll make my height about uhh, 6'5" and 10.5" benis

I'm tall as shit right now, I'm gonna put it all in muh diq

>>738112055
Its faggots like you who get shit on the fucking toilet seat.
I used to never understand how that was possible. Until I heard guy stand up to shit in public places to avoid making contact with the seat.

All 6 for a tail. Chicks love guys with tails, right?

>>738111230
3 inches for each nipple.

>>738111463
He's trying to imply that he is satisfied and/or highly confident in his height and penis size. So he can just fuck around with the remaining three inches.

already 6 foot 3 and 8 inch dick, i'd put 2 inches into dick girth and 4 on dick length, put the last 2 inches in height

>>738111230
2 for height, making me 6"5
4 for dick, making me 10
I have become death, destroyer of worlds

>>738111230

1 to my penis and 5 to my height

I wanna be able to dunk with both hands
Like, grab the rim and everything

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2 for height gets me 6 ft
4 for dick gets me 11 inches.
maybe girl will finally talk to me

This thread has the funniest anons ever

Dick length "4, "2 for width of dick. My dick is tiny which bothers me a lot more than being short.

1.5 for my dick and 4.5 for my height, putting me at 8" on my dick and 5"11 respectively

3 in height and 3 for penis.

>>738112461
Rip anon, short and has a 3' dick

>>738111230
I mean... Probably make my dick an even 7" long and end up 6' 5.5" realistically. 5.5" circumference and 2.5" diameter is probably good enough. Maybe take an inch off height to round out the last two. But that's nit necessary.

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>>738112461
Poor fella

>>738112477
Yeah, but consider it's going to just kinda BE in your mouth most of the time. That's 6" less room you have in your mouth. I gotta imagine that'd be uncomfortable.

2" on my dick making it to 8", rest on my height to be 6'4", I would then have an above average dick with an above average height. I would still be a fat fuck though, so not sure how it would help in the dating scene.

Id put it all in my dick having a 12.5 inch dick would be incredible. Anyof you faggots who say otherwise is because no girl ever sees your sick anyway

>>738111230
No thanks. I don't need or want pity inches.

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Already 6' 2" with a 9" cock with 6.5" girth..

Would add 1" to girth of cock because my hands and height make my cock look average..

2" to height for a little more alpha as most people are my height..

Add 1.5" to girth of each bicep.

pic related, its me.

All inches on dick obviously

>>738113684
>Anyof you faggots who say otherwise is because you understand how fucking difficult that'd be for your heart to maintain an erection
FTFY

>>738112787
solid math

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All 6 in dick. anyone who says otherwise is lying

I love how you guys just disregard the penis-size-or-height rule

What if the genie giving you the inches gets angry and takes away your dick entirely

>>738113873
Don't project your insecurities on all of us.
I am happy with my 8 incher.

>>738111672
this

>>738111230
I'm just shy of 5'11 with an average yet girthy 5.5 inch dick. 60/40 split
6'2 almosr '3 with a thick 8 inch cock? Yeeee boi

>>738111230
I'd put it all to my penis because I'm already 6'5"

>>738111230
All 6 to penis. I'm already 6'6", I don't really need anymore height.

>>738113905
It appears you can't read. Allow me to assist you.

>>738111230
>You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.

In that sentence "that you can spend between" means you're able to mix and match. Nowhere does OP say you have to make an "or" choice.

2.5" on height making me 6'6"
2" on cock getting me up to about 8"

Last 1.5... split the difference between the two?

>>738114152
>>738114110

Alpha height, nice

>>738113905
where the fuck do you see "or" faggot?

2 for dick

and i will give the 4 left to any doubles in the thread

>>738111230
1.5 inch for the dick, 4.5 for height

three inches taller and three inches longer

>>738111230
All 6 to penis because I'm already 7 "4 and my cock is already a solid 9 inches.

>>738111230
I'm just going to use it to grow another dick.

1 on penis
5 on height

>i heard tall people die sooner

all dick bby

I'm 6ft. 1 so all six of those inches is going to my dick. I'd be a foot long.

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>>738111230
4 on height and 2 on the dong. So I would be about 6'1 and 9'. I would just hope that I would keep my high metabolism.

>>738111230
I'd put it all into penis as I'm only 6" but I'm 6'2 but I suppose 1 or 2" taller would be OK.

So 4" into penis, 2" to height.

>>738111230
I don't want to be taller, I want to stay short. I'll take three of those for an 8" cock and leave the rest. I'll even add some height inches back into the pile for surplus on your end.

>>738111230
I'm 6'1 working with 6.5 so 4-2 so i can get big and have enough blood to work the drill breaker.

2 for dick size and I've got a more than respectable 8 inches. 4 for height and I'm 6'1". Now I'm tall and have a big penis. What could go wrong?

>You have been granted 6 inches that you can spend between increasing height and increasing penis size.

I'm a Republican who is doing just fine in the height and penis size area.
So I would donate the 6 inches to a Democrat who would then immediately become a Republican because they were no longer short with a tiny dick.

>>738111230
I'm already slighter larger than average down there, so I'd put 5 inches to my height (I'm 5'11") and one inch to my cock.
There's a point where your cock can be too big, anything larger than 7 inches would just be too painful for OP when I make him the faggot he is

>>738112658
Yeah, at least squat over the toilet. And lift the seat if you're gonna do that, too.

>>738111230
One for my dick, two for my height.

Lands me at 9" and 6'4". 4 and 3/4 if you wanna get picky.

I'll take cash for the last 3 inches or give them to a Manley in need. Nobody should have that curse on them.

>>738114607
>I stir shit up in facebook comment sections on my free time

3inch in dick gives me a 9ich dick and makes me 6"1'. I think I'll be good with that

>>738114349
everything in nature dies sooner than smaller versions of that species. Which I think is why women outlive men.

Need more penis size
So 12 inches it is now.

>>738111230
Put 3 into penis throw the rest away

>>738114514
Oh, I'll take one inch from that pile to put into my dick girth. And another 2 to split between the fingers on bother hands just to have slightly more graceful hands. That should do it.

2 inches in dick length, 1.5 in girth. The rest 2.5 I will donate to a bro in need.

>>738111230
5.6 inch cock now, and I'm 5 foot 7 inch now, so I'd probably go extra 2 inch on dicks to go from average as fuck slightly larger and the rest on height to get out of true manlet-dom

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>>738114607
Donate it to your wifes son Tyrone so he can get better at basketball and you wont have to pay for his college.

6" in the neck so that I can stretch over long distances and tell people to stop being such chucklefucks and also the fact that I could look through a 2 story building and watch someone having sex with their dog or something then I can upload that to Pornhub or something and have everyone call me a sick fuck but when I have their attention I'll bust out my long neck, swood a lady over and then end up in bed with my dog since I realised uploading that got me famous the 1st time.

>>738114698
Yeah, Snowflake.
You're cool.

2 for benis
2 for height
2 for facial hair

I want a beard.

3 in height 3 in dick

>>738111230
I'm a ftm tranny, so my clitdick is about 3in when hard. Since I'm a tranny, I'm also 5'4''.

3 for my dick and 3 for my height. At least then I would be comparable to your average male. Not bad.

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>>738111230
Fuck it, why not.

1 inch for height
2 inches for dick length
3 for width.

>>738114161
It appears that you're a fucking idiot

>>738112477
>>738111461
>>738111348
>>738113776

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>>738115151
Fucking degenerate.

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>>738114042
Not as happy as you'd be with 14 inches.

y'all knuckleheaded. It's obvious ... put 2 each in your forefinger and indexfinger and a further 2 in your tongue. sure shes had a massive cock and been with tall guys but has she ever been finger blasted with 2 6 inch fingers and a 6 inch tounge. She wont ever leave you I promise.

>>738115151
kill yourself if german

How big is your flaccid penis?
A) 0-3 inches
B) 4-5 inches
C) 6-7 inches
D) grande size

How big is your ERECT penis?
A) 0-3 inches
B) 4-5 inches
C) 6-7 inches
D) grande size

How fat are you?
A) 100-200 pounds
B) 200-300 pounds
C) grande size

What are you?
A) white
B) nigger
C) other

>>738115271
>happy
You misspelled "unconscious".

>>738111230
I will finally get a 12 inch penis now.

3 for dick length
1.5 for dick girth
1.5 for height

>>738115311
It's not about her. I want to pound a girl with a giant cock. Because it's hot for ME. Fuck what she thinks.

>>738112461
>Short and small dick
Do you happen to be an Asian?

>>738115354
B
C
B
C

>>738115354
A, C, B, A

>>738111230
3 inches on my height to be at 6'1"

And 2 inches on the length of my dick to make it to an 8.5 - 9 in cock. And lastly add one inch to the circumference of of my dick to make it proportionately thicker.

That to me would make me perfect!

>>738115334
Not German, just a tranny. Sorry to disappoint.

>>738115354
A
B
B
A

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>>738115367
Dick so big you pass out when it gets hard?
Every man's dream.

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>>738115485
kill yourself even harder, faggot

>>738115354
A
C
A
A

>>738111230
All peepee.

>>738111230
Maybe an inch to my penis and nothing to my height.
If I have to spend it all then 1 inch to penis and 5 to height.
Can I exchange all 6 inches to get a foreskin instead?

>>738115548
>never being conscious for sex
Life is pain.

>>738115464
>>738115470
>>738115504
You guys are fucking fat as fuck

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>>738115354
> A
> A
> C
> C

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>>738115633
You'd slip in and out

>>738111527
Literally this

6 on beniz
6 on hiet

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>>738115707
Ohyou.png

>>738115707
That actualy sounds fun.
Unless you were getting raped or something. I would rather be fully conscious or completely unconscious for that. It would be 10 times more horrifying.

>>738115610
Thank Jesus i regrew mine
>>738115644
>Implying i do not know that

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>>738115644

>>738111230
All height since I'm 5' 2" with 8 inch dick xd.

>>738115610
You must be pretty happy with your dick and height.

>>738115354
A
C
A
C

6 inches on height. My cock is almost 8 as it is, so I don't feel the need for any more down there

I'm 6'1 and have have a 5 1/2 inch dick.

I'm content, I don't need growing inches. Could I exchange my 6 inches for money or something?

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>>738116122
>5 1/2 inch dick

>>738112461
Topkek

>>738111230
4 inches on height (5'8")
1 inch on length
1 inch in girth
If only :'(

>>738116184
that's rounding down, if I wanted to be exact it'd be like 5 3/5's something.

But I guess everybody rounds up to 6

>>738116122
Dude are you serious? Are you a gay bottom? Cause like...5.5 in dick...I mean I'm not saying you can't get a woman off with it if you know what you're doing, but nearly every woman would rather have like at least a 7 inch dick. Like there's a chart somewhere that surveyed different women and on average 7 is what they find the most satisfying, I think. Haven't seen that chart in a while.

>>738116305
Ah, the mental gymnastics people with tiny dicks will do to pretend they're even average.

Take a couple inches, man. Don't delude yourself.

>>738115644
yep

>>738115860
>Thank Jesus i regrew mine

How??? TEACH ME

>>738111230
probably go with 4 inches to my height and 2 to my dick. being 6'0" would put me solidly above average and a 7-8 inch dick wouldn't be too bad either.

On second thought though, if i put all 6 on my dick i could pull pussy like no other, and it would look like even more on a shorter dude.

Actually, on 3rd thought, can i just use it to get a 2nd penis that's 6 inches? If I've got 2 I'd be like the only famous male porn star. All the companies would want me.

All goes to dick in my case. I don't have anything to complaint height-wise.

1 on dick 5 on height

1 to make my dick 9.5 and two on the height being 6'3 sounds better than 6'1 last 3 on my finger nails

>>738111230
>>738111230
2 tow dick and 4 to body size

I don't want my weiner to be ridiculously long, its already not small. 8.5 inch in total is enough!

I could need the extra high when reaching for stuff.

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Whatever gets m'dick to 7 3/4 in long x 6 1/3 in girth, which is the ideal dick length.


All else can go to height.

3 to dick 3 to height. 9.5/ 6'3" master race

2.2 on my dick to pump it to 8.5 unpressed, then the rest to my height

6'1 and I have a penis over 7 inches already.

Maybe I'll donate my extra to the rest of you thimble-dicked dwarves.

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>>738115154
fuck you wanna get wider for

>>738111230
6 all to my dick
>tfw 5'6 manlet
>tfw pencil dick

>>738115354
T-There are values missing.

Good lord this triggers me.

>>738111230
2 inches for my dick

4 for my height

6"1 so Ill add 3 inches to height and 3 to muh dick.

Protip: all you need is 5-6inches so use how ever many you need for that and the rest go to height if you are a sub 6' manlet then use as many as possible to get to 6' as you can because that matters more to a woman than your baby dick. Im not even joking.

>>738118016
Literally this. Being 6+ feet tall is the biggest blessing genetically until you read like 8'10 or something ridiculous.

Muscles, good grooming, etc. can all be obtained with enough work and making enough money. It's not yet scientifically possible to buy genetics to reach this height or another growth spurt.

If you didn't get tall, get cryin

6 inches on my dick because im already tall and i want a 14 inch dick

>mfw already 6'2'' and 6.5 inch dick
I'd put 3 inches on each clavicle/shoulder. maybe an inch on my dick and 2.5 on each shoulder.

>>738111230
add 2 to penis
Rest to height

>>738118016
hmm ok
i change my mind >>738117759

6 inches all to height
and then ill start jelqing

>>738113873
I dont want a fucking penis 12 inches long thats fuckijg insane

>>738111463
Fucking KEK!

>>738111230
>6'0"
>7.5in
*poof*
>6'5"
>8.5in

3 each. It would put me at 6'1" and 8". Fuck, now I'm sad.

>>738115354
A
C
A
A

>>738111672
Agreed

>>738115154
How fucking thin is your penis you want extra girth?

hmmm, Im already 6'4 so I guess 1 inch on dick for an 8'4 inch dick and the rest on height

>>738115354
ACBA.
Or. rather, not a trap.

KILL ME

>Height 4in
> Dick 2 in
So I can finally be the perfect male specimen
> No I just want my fat ass to fuck some silly bitches more often

>>738111230
I'm 6'0 so I'd make my dick 12,5" tbh. Just for fun.

All to the dick. Girls remember foot long dongers. No one cares if you're a lanklet with a small dick

>>738111767
truth has been spoken

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>>738111230

The feel when you're already 6' 3" with a perfectly average dick and get this wish

>>738120247
Actually, I'd miss not being able to go balls deep. Make me 6'7 like my little brother

>>738113776
moar, with butt

Can i take away from my already massive dick and add it to my height?

If so, 3 from dick and 9 to height


So ill have a six inch dick and be 5'6 at least which seems like a good height and dick size

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I'm a manlet, so 6 inches for height to make me 5'10

>5'11
>6.5 in

>6'4
>7.5 in

2 on dick girth
2 on length
1 on height

Would get me a firm monster cock and 6'2

>>738111230
Can I split it? Im already 6'0 and have a 6 inch dick. So 3 for each and I'll be 6'3 with a 9 inch dick. Or 2 inches on dick and the other 1 for girth

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>>738112461
Imma pray for you

>>738111230
>me already 6 feet and 3 inches tall
Ya I'll just add those 6 inches on my dick

>>738111230
Imma spend it all on my tongue

>>738111230
I would spend all of it on my dick. That would make it 12.3 inches. Dick is what mattrs my friends.

>>738111230

I'd add 4" inches to my dick so I'd be around 12", then 3" to my height, and the rest evenly distributed so i don't look like a lanky bastard.

>>738112461
Don't worry anon, I too was your height. Grade school passes, though.

>>738111230
She looks like twitch streamer Gamecatt!!!
I hope she gets back from vacation soon :( I've got so depressed from missing her streams that I wasn't able to shit for 2 weeks and had to be taken to the hospital lol.

>>738111230
3 and 3 I guess. I'd be a tall, long dicked freak but not to comical levels.

Finna get that 14 inch dicc

>>738111230
I'll have 12 on my right index finger and -6 on my height.

>>738111230
2 on height, 4 on dick

>>738111230
All 6 to the peen so I can have atleast 4inches.

>>738111230

5 height, half inch dick size, half inch tongue

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>>738111230
All six on my dick because i have a vagina and becoming a futa is the dream

>>738111230
all 6 on penis, I'm 6'2" anyway, and a 13 inch cock would be neat

2 for penis length, 2 for penis girth, 2 for height.

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>>738123423
Wrong pic so heres another

I would add 5-6 inches to put me at a big ol 7-9 inches the rest to height

>>738111348
Woulda been hilarious if you said middle finger... you fucked up the joke

>>738123423
>>738123498
hot

>>738111230
probably spent 3 on height and 3 on dick, im already pretty well off in both anyway so its proportional still

>>738111230
1 on my dick, so it's an inch above average. the rest on my height because I'm already tall as fuck so being taller would be fucking nice

2 to my dick and 4 to my height

Because a 6'4" dude with a 9" dick is alpha as fuck

Fuck it, add an inch to my dicks diameter, and 2 to it's length.

3 inches to my height, preferably via longer abdomen/waist. Feel a bit stocky at times, even at 6'.

All-in on height, dick perfectly fine and im 5,5 waiting for that last growth spurt any day now... shame im 25.

>>738123850
Had the same thought as you >>738123850
But decided I'd sacrifice an inch of height to have a 9 inch dick thats as wide as a soda can.

>>738111230
I have an bit other 6 inch length. Lets say 2 inch for length, 3 for height

>>738123850
>only 6' tall
fucking manlet

>>738111230
I'm 6'2 with a 7 inch donger
So three and three.

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>>738111230
4 on height/ 2 on dick

>>738111348
6 inches on dick

>>738124313
yep, sounds about right

>>738111230
First, 4 to my height. Im now 6'3"
Then, 2 to my dick. I'm now 7 in.

>>738111230
1 for my benis and 5 for my toe nails

>>738111230
I'd use all 6 inch to reduce my abdominal circumference

3 on my magnum dong and 3 on height. Keeping it balanced

>>738114272
>>738114277

>>738111230
3 inches girth 3 inches legnth.
already 6'2

>>738111230
1 for my dick, get that 7" masterrace.
Rest on my height, 5'10 is average in my country.

Can I remove height? 6'1 and it's hard to bulk.

Three for penis length
Three for penis girth
Have retardedly large penis
Make $$$$ ripping uteruses open
You never said it HAD to be length. Just penis size. Very vague.

2 on dick
4 on height

>>738111230
1 inch on height (already 6ft2) don't wanna be a lanky mf.
3 on benis length
2 on benis girth

>>738125281
6 on penis girth, head excluded.

>>738115354
A
C
A
A

>>738125355
Same. Average caucasian males unite.

+2 length
+1 girth
+3 height

Sell off all six inches to the highest bidder.

I'm tall (6'5) and I have a 7 inch dick so I guess I'd spend 1 inch on girth, 1 on my fingers, 4 on my cock

>>738111230
my gf likes shorter guys and my dick already hurts her, so I'll add those 6 inches to my field of vision.

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>>738111348

>>738115354
ACBA

Even split, 2 on height 4 on penis

6'1 with a 10incher is pretty baller.

I'm alright where I am but it would be nice to do straight porn for a change.

>>738111230
six inches of girth

>>738127279
>straight porn for a change

gay 4 pay huh buddy? I feel for ya

dont need any of this , do smb else want my free 6 inch?

>>738111230
Sheesh. That's pretty excessive for me. I guess three to bring my dick to 9 and three to get up to 6'3"... But I don't really want to be 6'3". I'm just going to hit my head on shit

>>738111230
5'2" here with 8" penis
All on penis. Swinging past my knees.

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6 inches to my brain

>>738111230
benis cuz smol

>>738114424
WE ARE THE EXACT SAME PERSON

>>738111230
Already 6 foot. So probably just 3 on my penis to make it just over too long. 3 for my height to just get a little taller.

>>738111230
2 height
2 penis length
2 penis girth

>>738111230
3 in height and 3 in pineapple pen so im 6 ft with a 10" dong

2 inches on the dick putting me at 9.5 and 4 inches in height putting me at 6'2". Reason? Because that seems like the most logical.

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>>738111767
>pull a 10/10
>get her back home, pull out a tic-tac
>10/10 pulls her clothes back on
>pull out a box of tissues and some tweezers

>>738113776
Why not take that 6" and add it to the penis on your forehead? At least then everyone would get a visual heads up of what an utter dickhead you are.

4 on my height, 2 on my dick. 6'7", 8.5". I like being a tall motherfucker.

>>738111230
Neither.

I'm already way too tall in heels, and my dick is fine.

If you can only add length and not girth why are you adding more than 2 inches. Unless you already have massive girth you'd just end up with a pencil dick.

+2 inch cock, 4 inch height.

1" on height to hit 6'1" and other 5 on donger to have 11 inch monster cock I've always wanted

My first thought was you can't just go length, you have girth to worry about too. If it grows proportional, that's fine, but if not, there's a whole lotta noodle dicks in here.

If need girth, I'd go with 3 inches longer, 3 inches thicker.

If girth is a given, then I'd go 4 inches longer, 2 inches taller.

>>738111843
are we twins lol

>>738111230
Two for penis
Four for height
Boom the ideal man

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>>738111230
I have a 6 incher as average as it gets. One inch to length, one to girth of my dick. The last 4 go to height, as I am a 5' 6" manlet and I can finally join the ranks of men as a normie.

>>738111230
Put it all in the dick, start my career as a porn star

>>738131374
lolololol

>>738111230
>mfw I am 6'11"
>cant even fit my head properly in my car.
>always get asked about my height or is brought up in a conversation
>mfw I got a 11 inch dick
>still virgin
>only girl ever dated coudlnt take it cause it was too big
I would choose the dick, that way I can still hang myself from my ceiling fan.

>>738131582
>Not increasing bodily size at all
>Narcolepsy when aroused or mid-performance

>>738131647
id do height and play basketball. good money

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Well im around 5'9 5'10 and from my pelvic bone in 7 in so id say 1 inch on my penis and the rest on my height

>>738111230
3 inches in height, I wouldn't mind being 5'9 and 3 in penis, cause what woman doesn't like a 8-9inch dick

>>738115354
A
B
A
A

>>738111230

Nothing for my dick.
Nothing for my height.
All 6 inches to increase my pile of one $100 bill.

3 on both for final of 6'2 height & 8" dong

>>738111230
1 for penis in erect mode
2 for penis in flaccid mode (useless I know but just let me)
3 for height.

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>>738111230
>18cm cock
>170cm height

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2" for height to be 7'
2" for penis length to be 9" long (already thick as a coke can)

2" finger length because i'm 6'10'' and can't palm a basketball =(

>>738111230
6'9 here with 7 inch cock. Don't need the inches anywhere. At my height you don't have to have giant cock. Girls assume and just gotta find out. Good times!!

2 for penis

4 for height

End up being 6 ft 1 with an 8 inch penis.

Or should I do 6 ft 3 with 6 inch penis:

Or 5 ft 9 with a 12 inch penis?

Two on my dick three on my height.
I might finally be satisfied in life now.

2 on height, so I can be 6'1"
2 on length so I can have an 11 incher
2 on girth so I can have a normal girth instead of a noodle dick

All 6 to dick thickness

11 inch cock or be 6,8 tall i think ill go for cock size

>>738111230
Dick. Not in length. All girth.

>To rival Ron White's cheese wheel dick.

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>>738111230
Fuck, neither one. My dick is too big, and I am too tall.

I'd like to take an inch off my dick, and two inches off my height please.

>>738111230
2 for dick
4 for height

Fuck height, it's all about the D! 6 inches to my Johnson!

>>738111230
even split. then ill be 6 foot and in the double digits.

I'm 6'2", 7 inches. I guess i'll have to have an 11 inch dick to avoid being a lurching awkward fuck.

4 to height to be 6'0
One to length of dick to be 7"
One to girth of dick to be 6"

>>738111230
my dick's big enough.
6 inches for height pls

All 6 on height because I'm 5'4 so I would still be a manlet even with that, but at least I'm an average size manlet instead of a loser. Penis size already 5.5" which is fine if things get sexual but things can't get sexual because no girl wants a 5'4 guy

>>738111230

All 6 inches to my 6 inch dick. Figure if you have a footlong dick, doesn't matter how tall you are.

Seriously. I'd add to 2 to the cock for 8'' total and 4 to height to put me at 6'3''

Damn you, OP...

I'm 6' so 3 for height 2 for penis length and 1 inch for extra girth.

>tfw 6'4 with a 8 inches penis and 139 iq
>still no will to live
The height and penis size things are memes boys.

>>738112787
You soz guds at maths bro

>>738111230
1 inch to height
1 inch in penis girth
4 inches to penis length

>>738111230
3 for each.
That way I'll be 1.95m tall and I'll have a 25cm dick

>>738134910
>3 for each.

Fucking height I'm 5'5 with an 8 inch dick help me

3 inches on each nipple

>>738120537
You, uh... You accidentally an inch there, bud.

>>738111230
already have an 8" dick any more would be too much for normal girls so It would leave me only being able to fuck skanks. adding all 6 inches to height to become 6,8

>>738111230
1 on dick, 3 on height. Two on feet.

2 for the cock 1 for the tongue and 2 for the beard

all six on my dick, cause I'm already 6'3 and fuck gigantism

>>738115354
D D B B

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>>738115354

A
C
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C

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>>738111230

hahahahahahah use all on my height, thanks for the kek op, legendary thread

You tell me.
I'm 5'11 and my penis is like 4.5-5 inches.

All 6 on girth lul

>>738111230
ITT: manlets and dicklets exposed