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Ok, so I live in PA and my house is full of ants. My bedroom

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Ok, so I live in PA and my house is full of ants. My bedroom is in the attic (basically 3rd floor) and those fucks are even abundant up here.
They've been biting me nonstop and my pasty ass is itchy as fuck constantly.

So, 2 questions here, best way to get rid of the fuckers, and best way to make the bites stop itching.

And don't say some shit like "o jizz works", because I don't have any source of that
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>>738108810
>And don't say some shit like "o jizz works", because I don't have any source of that

Tits or GTFO
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Ant chalk, boom
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>>738108910
I can assure you, you don't want to see them
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>>738108810
don't know about the itching but you could just spray a little Raid around the entrance and floor boards or your room. they'll go away for a while.
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>>738109060
It's the price of admission, I have 2 ideas already
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>>738108810
I like to bring an xacto knife with me while I shit and cut the fuckers in half while I sit there doing my business. It doesn't really put a dent in them, but it's fun watching 100 half ants run around trying to find themselves.
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Find and kill the Queen!

>In most monogynous ants (ants which only have one queen per colony), the entire colony will slowly die out. But it will take a while.
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>>738109060
I can assure you, you're wrong.
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>>738108810

there is some gel stuff that you can get and put around the house. the ants will carry it back to the nest to eat it and then they all get poisoned. i dont know the exact kind, so you'll have to google it.

as far as the itching goes, take benadryl pills and/or use benadryl cream
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>>738108810
First tits or GTFO seriously it is rules of /b/ nobody cares about how bad they look it is about you bringing up the fact that you are a girl otherwise all anons are assumed to be male.

Just fucking calk up wherever you see them coming in from and plus the fuckers out. Bonus points if you mix cinnamon into the caulking the little shits hate the stuff or they can't walk across it or something like that. Like how roaches dislike bay leaves
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Oh look, it's this fucking thread again.

Basically two type of ant food: protein and sugar. Buy one type trap. If they ignore, try the other one. Your ant problem will be over in 48 hours,
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>>738108810
get some spiders
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>>738108810
> Subtle I'm a femanon
Whelp, tits or GTFO then.
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>>738109625
>mix cinnamon into the caulking the little shits hate the stuff

I've also heard sprinkling some cloves around makes them go away too
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>>738109799
My dad would kill them, he can't stand spiders
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Where in PA are you? I'm in mercer county and I had my own ant problem. Ended up having to call an exterminator. Also I'm interested in seeing your tits even if you're fat and covered in acne. Postem
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>>738109420
benadryl is for hives you fucking monogamous relationship
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>>738109999
First of all, checked.
Second, I'm in Oxford
Third, tbh yea I'm fat :{
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>>738109999
CHECKED
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>>738110051

benadryl is an antihistamine. it works for insect bites. try googling for 2 seconds before you post a dumb reply next time
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>>738110114
Sup, Oxford. Downingtown. Want some fuck?
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>>738110114
Please post them, I really want to get off and go to bed. Also call an exterminator if it's an infestation.
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I've heard that mixing borax with powdered sugar makes a good ant killer.
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>>738109999
Fukken checked.


OP we have rules for a reason. Please refer to rules 30 and 31 of the internet.
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There, sine it's been asked of me enough, enjoy my tits.
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>>738110664
I'd motorboat those babies
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>>738110664
Not timestamped, but probably yours
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>>738110664
Those are unironically really nice, would love to see more or trade nudes with you offsite. Good luck with your ants
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>>738110664
Downingtown?
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>>738108810
My house is covered in feces, urine, mold, ants, moths, etc. Also in PA.
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>>738110958
explain
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>>738111260
If I try to clean the house, I get beaten and if I fight back, the police are called. If I get rid of any garbage, I get beaten. If I don't make any effort to clean, I get accused of causing the mess. Double bind. Whole house is a landfill. When I complain, they say, "What do you care?". I'm weak and sickly, malnourished, rotting teeth, fungus nails, constantly stink, going to kill myself soon
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>>738111742
if you are underage just call child protective services
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>>738111901
I'm not, I just lost the will to live
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Where did op go? I want to trade nudes
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>>738112057
maybe you can just clean your room, take care of yourself, and stay out of the house most of the time
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>>738108810
Can I come fuck you in your anthill?
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>>738112100
Agreed. OP lives near me and I'm tryin' to get my dick wet.
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>>738112152
My room is covered in feces, filled to the brim with junk, bed covered. I essentially have no room. I have to keep everything in there "for now". "For now" means indefinitely, been almost my whole life. Never had a friend and too embarrassed to leave. Zero connections and nothing but ridicule and repulsion coming my way. Hoping for a tornado to kill me.
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>>738112578
Fuck off nerd.
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>>738108810
I remember there was this trick about leaving bottles of wine + antifreeze open and about. Or was that for gnats?
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>>738108810
Clean.
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>>738108810
https://youtu.be/oxY0UpwEPC0

QuickSand Man Says Raid
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>>738112647
>My room is covered in feces

how did this happen tho?

also cant you take out a little bit at a time and just throw it away somewhere else?

why don't you just walk away and become homeless? it sounds like it would be a lot better than what you are dealing with. or walk to a near by hospital and tell them that you are suicidal to get admitted to the psych ward
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>>738108810
Need a source of Jizz Maybe?

https://youtu.be/sbFLouBXZDE
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>>738108810
Kill it with fire
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>>738112847
Not prepared to live on my own.
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https://youtu.be/44iE34xPo3o
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>>738113033

but how did your room get covered in feces? like.. wtf happened to cause that
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Buy kilo cinnamon go wild around the house they hate it
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>>738113147
Animals shitting in the house
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Cheap ways.
1. Talcom powder.
2. Diatamacious earth (garden centre) cruahed shells into a powder.
3. Fire.
4. Plant peppermint and spearmint plants around your home. 6 feet or so apart (2 meters ish)
5. Fire
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>>738113243
That's fucked up. Go into the psyche ward. Like they other anon said. It would be better than where you're at now, and Probly could t hurt your mental health.
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You live in Monessen, Hi Kelly. Nice tits.
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rip fuck this tits or gfto yo just fucking buy traps lmao
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409 kills them almost instantly. Stop being a fat pig who leaves food all around her hovel.

T||GTFO
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>best way to get rid of the fuckers

Fipronil
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>>738113243

you gotta do something, anon. clean that place up or gtfo

if you are really scared of leaving, at least get a gym membership so you can shower and sleep in a tent in your yard.
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>>738113243
can we get a pic of your room?
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>>738113315
Speaking of how well does
>Diatamacious earth
Work Texas is awash with roaches, I even see them when I go running in the park.
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amdro traps everywhere.

then clean up your fucking filthy house. the ants are only coming in because there's free food.

You fucking slovenly trailer trash loser
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Ant lives matter>>738113793
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Use cheap bar soap to scratch the bites. The lye kills the proteins that cause itching. Works everyone for mosquito and flea.
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Stick ants into penis
Post timestamp
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>>738113243
post a pic of your room faggot
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There's a store near you called Loyal's. It's a hardware store. Go there and ask for a Sonic emitter. It's like a device that puts out a high pitched sound that week either kill or cause those ants to leave.
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>>738114589
No
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