CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Dan takes the train edition part two

>>738104720
Dan wakes up on the train

>>738104116 #

Out of the spaceship pops an alien from a foreign planet with a vagina on her forehead. Dan and the alien begin face fucking and she loads him on his ship to take him back to the planet of face fuckers

"Fuck this job", Dan joins the local antifa group.

>>738104979
Rolling

>>738104720
Dan wakes up. He has pissed the bed and his mom is analy fisting him

>>738104979
Roll

>>738104979
Roll but for isis instead

>>738104979
Rol

>>738104911
Was supposed to be
>>738104430

the ship gets 9/11'd

dan takes off his mom's dick and proceed to fuck himself with it

>>738105077
WINRAR

>>738105077
kek

>>738105073
Dans head dick gets a boner and the boss feeling jealous gets one too

>>738105077
i wish you added get 9/11'd by a flying dildo.

>>738105213
can we amend this

>>738105077
>>738105288
alright then

>>738105288
Good dubs there m8.

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>>738105077
Dan jumps out the window and hijacks the spaceship with all the dildos on it. He takes off in the direction of the newly rebuilt twin towers. This isn't like you dan! It's not too late to turn around, you can fly into space and ave an adventure up there instead!

>>738105492
oh shit oh god oh man what uh fuck dan presses a button that turns the onboard dildoes on and fires the onboard dildos at the twin towers and they peg everyone inside and then also peg the buildings and then eventually the buildings and the people have an orgasm so strong that everything just falls to the ground in estasy

there is also coleslaw on the dashboard of the ship and dan is sticking his mother's dick in it

>>738105492
Dan decides to just dump all the dildos on the towers instead and go fuck space stuff with his double dicker power

Mom gave me the greatest gift, a dick head

>>738105492
Dan continues flying, remaing unsscathed ass dildos fly everywere covered in blood and aids

>>738105492
Nah nigga allahu akbar

>>738105492
He yells Allahu Akhbar and dies, he goes to Hell.

>>738105030
Roll

>>738105700
WINRAR

>>738105679
These

>>738105492
dan's forehead dick becomes self aware and throws dan out of the ship while staying behind taking the 9/11 for dan

>>738105700
No dan noooooooo

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>>738105700
Trips override, and instead rains dildos over NYS.

>>738105951
>NYS
KYS

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>>738105700
Dan rams right through both towers, but because his space ship is mate of super strong space materials, he comes out the other side unscathed. Dildos can be seen falling from above from an open hatch in the space ship. Onlookers are devastated that this has happened a scond time

>>738106093
Muslims and hardcore far-left celebrate on the street, Dan isn't impressed and decides to crash straight into them.

>>738106175
Roll

>>738106093
They decide to masturbate their sorrows away with the fallen dildos

Dan wakes up with a dildo in his ass and wet himself.

>>738106199
WINRAR

>>738106093
Dan jumps out of the space ship and grabs his mega awesome mechanize suit, as he's falling he starting shooting mini rockets the shape of a dildos

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>>738106199
The onlookers insert the dildos into themselves to calm there nerves. Then the air force arrives to shoot dan out of the sky. You go air force! Make Dan pay for his crimes!

dan kamikazes into the air force, which crash into one of the masturbating onlookers, dans father

>>738106601
Dan decided to go back in time to stop himself from getting in trouble

>>738106751
roll

>>738106781
Gay

>>738106751
Re-roll

>>738106601
China airforce comes to the rescue and shoots down the American capitalist scum.

>>738106751
Rolling

>>738106751
Rollin

Dan trys to go back, but ends up destoryinv the time machine forever

>>738106601
Dan turned his space ship in to a huge robot giant and destroyed the us Air Force

>>738106872
Rolling

>>738106872
Rollin'

>>738106601
Dan go to space so he can fle from the air force.

>>738106751
Re-Rolling

>>738106601
Dan atack the airforce with the dickgun of the ship.

>>738107098
Please stop rolling

>>738106751
Sure why not. This

>>738106751
Rollin'

>>738106601
Dan decide to go to space. Where he can finally live in peace without a job.

Dan kills the guy who keeps rolling for himself, you know the one

>>738107155
Got.

>>738107255
This one is better

>>738107258
>ri)02:16:15 No.738107258 ▶
>>>738107155
ooh that sucks cause your dead now

>>738107155
back to the bedroom hurray

Eaiting for OP to kill the re-re-reroll guy.

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>>738107155
Dan is traveling so fast that he can turn back time, like how superman did by flying around the earth several times. He crashes into his house at the time he was woken up by his mother.

>>738107576
He decides to finally do it, do what he always wanted as a teen, do join the local antifa.

Dubs

>>738107670
Roll

>>738107576
Dan warn "back-Dan" that her mom has a dick, chop it off and use it in his forehead again.

>>738107670
Rolling

>>738107576
DONT forgot to kill the re-roller, the guy who kept rolling for time travel

>>738107576
Dan realized what he did and decided to go forward in time to stop himself from killing his own mother, also the dan in the bed went with him too, to help him in his adventure.

>>738107722
Youre allways one post away from your goal anon...
But I'm cheering for you.

>>738107576
Now dan goes to the dildo spaceship factory for a second ship to take out the twin towers a second time but twice as hard with twice as many dildos

Dan KILLS THE FUCKING re-roller and NO ONE GETS FUCKING DUBS BEFORE ME

>>738108010
5 seconds bro... Just miserable 5 seconds...

>>738108010
>▶
are you fucking KIDDIDNG me at this point ive become worse then the FUCKING re roller ive stared into the abyss

>>738108010
this guy gets mad but is fucked in the mouth with a dildo by dan

>>738108146
Dan kills every re-roller, making re rolling a no no zone

>>738108232
fuck me...

>>738108232
You shut the fuck up and mind ur own shit

>>738107711
winner

Dan kills the damn re roller who fucked the story over just to make dan join antifa

>>738108316
dan fucks this anon in the butt with dan

>>738108316
>its all one person

>>738108232
>>738108010
>>738107722
You're complaining about the re-roller, but you fail to realize, you're doing it yourself

>>738108316
Dubs and I cum in ur ear

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>>738107711
Dan tells his past self of the terrible fate that awaits him if he goes to that job interview at the dildo and space ship factory. He convinces his past self that the best thing to do would be to join antifa. They locate their local antifa group. Right now antifa are training by tipping over bins and setting them on fire. Future dan asks if he and past dan may join their group. The leader, a obese blue haired woman is the leader and asks the two why she should let them join antifa. What makes you worthy of them Dan?

>>738108405
no i know i am, but since im aautistic its ok

The spaceship transformers into Bumble Beastiality with his dog mom.

>>738108440
dan tells them his mom has a dick

>>738108010
>>738108147
We all get dicks in our mouth delivered by Dan in his spaceship. All around the globe, like Santa Cocks... Or Dick Claus...

>>738108440
>tipping over bins and setting them on fire
Fucking kek

He shows them his loli art with communism themes all over, the leader is impress and ask Dan to follow them to G20 at Hamburg.

>>738108634
Reroll

>>738108634
Roll

>>738108634
Rolll

>>738108511
oh okay

>>738108440
The past dan is very sad about his mother dead and decided to go forward in time to stop the further dan from killing his mother, but failed at his attempt, however now they're 3 dans

>>738108634
>>738108651
>>738108671
Dan kills this guy

>>738108634
Rool

>>738108440
Dan says"well I've got my moms dick on my head"
Other dan says " and I don't"

Success

>>738108781
Stop being autistic anon

>>738108634
Rollinggg

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>>738108511
This is fucking stupid

Future dan spots his space ship flying off as it dicks his dead mom. Looks like Dan will never see his space ship again. Should of turned off auto pilot. The leader of antifa still awits Dan's response.
>next time try to make some sense

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>>738108511
ok

>>738108826
Stop being gay.
You two.
There was already a get.

>>738108818
Dan prolapses his anus for them

>>738108922
Yeah... This is a good one.
Right into antifa he goes.

>>738108922
which dan

>>738109083
The one with the dick on his head, he's seen some shit

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>>738108922
"Be cool, past me. I know how to impress these guys". Future Dan bends his past self over fists him up to his elbow, and pulls out fast enough with enough force to prolapse past Dan's anus. Not sure that impressed those antifa, more like disturbed them. But who knows, maybe it will all work out for you dan.

>>738109312
dan jizzes out of his mother's dick into past dan's mouth and then dan and dan make out passionately with jizz sliding from their lips as they tongue one another and this is enough to convince the leader that they are antifa material

>>738109312
They consider that a sign of mental-illness, Dan is promoted as sergeant of arms. He now leads a group of trannies to the local gun shop to stock up for the upcoming takeover.

>>738109312
Future dan face fucks past dan to create a wormhole in time and spice.

>>738109400
wow i didn't think it would be that easy again

>>738109400
roll

>>738109718
Roll

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>>738109400
Dan shoots jizz from his mother's cock into dan's mouth. The two begin to french kiss passionately, swapping the cum between eachother's mouths. The leader of antifa is impressed and allows the two dans to join. Then she tells them there secret plan: they have a plot to assasinate donald trump at his naxt rally in there town this afternoon. This is treasonous Dan! Don't associate yourself with these people, report them to the authorities!

Accept the offer, And deliver the final blow......By a blowjob that will kill him...

>>738109869
The leader suddenly gets horny and starts having a threesome with the Dans, Dan changed his mind and forever pledge his loyalty to the group.

>>738110027
Rolling

>>738109869
At the trump rally dan 1 kills trump and pins it on dan 2

>>738110027
Roll

>>738110048
Roll for

>>738109312
Antifa aren't impressed. They try to join isis using prolapse trick.

>>738110048
Roll

>>738110027
third roll the charm

>>738109869
Dick face dan JFKs Trump with a bucket of KFC

>>738110027
Lol

>>738110128

>>738109975
roll

>>738109869
Plot twist: trump is actually the leader of antifa

>>738110048
This but they also have cowboy boots

>>738110195
Roll

future dan agrees but past dan discovers that he is dansexual and passively continues to flirt with future dan because he is stronger better and has his mother's dick on his forehead

that afternoon dan and dan manage to kidnap president trump before his rally speech but trump doesn't realize it is a kidnapping and begins to bond with both dans and they have a good time in an antifa hideout

>>738110144
No

>>738110195
Yes

Dan and dan eat nachos with trump and decide to go to war with Jamaica

>>738109869
Dan have a plan to sort this out. The two Dans gonna cross this fuckers up! They will join pro trump suporters and tell them abbout the antifa plans.
But all this is a secret plan just for bouth Dans to get amused.

>>738110604
I like this one... Reroll for this.

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>>738110144
Not sure if you meant to roll for this but whatever.
Antifa's leader is turned on by this yaoi action and joins in on the fun. She sits on dan's face getting fucked by his mother's dick. Dan is seduced by this landwhale and agrees to join in on the assasination plot

>>738110604
Im the only one here?...
Reroll

>>738110448
Yeeee

>>738110195
This

>>738110709
>>738110604
Rolling for this.

>>738110801
Reroll

>>738110709
The fat cunt crushes unicorn dick Dan, killing him. The popo arrives to arrest her but a pack of antifa teleports to protect their leader.

>>738110194
Re

>>738110951
Roll

>>738110709
Propelled by stimulation via satelite feed Bumble Beastiality finds its way back to the circle jerk to unleash aid inflicted dildos along side of its turbo charged jet powered mega cock.

>>738110951
Rollin

Antifa leader crushes Dan's skull under her weight. He dies. Past Dan is saddened by this and an heros

>>738110951
This

>>738110951
Rllo

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>>738111003

>>738110951
Nigger rolls

>>738111040
Reroll

>>738111040
Haha yes

>>738110788
Sorry boys I'm the wiener

Sadan Hussen then awaken from his grave and start a WW III against the antifa members around the globe.
Dan then see yourself in trouble, so he kills the antifa leader and get all the antifa powers to himself, making him the only and true antifa leader.

>>738111452
Extreme Autism detected

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>>738110788
The dans and antifa put there plan into action. They smuggle guns into the rally by hiding them in giant cowboy boots and make there way to the front to the crowd. The leader of antifa wispers to dan to take the shot. Dan pulls out his gun and shoots donald trump dead, the then tosses the weapon to his past self and pin the crime on him. Secret service react by shooting down past Dan. Look what you've done dan. Hou've killed the greatest president we've had. He was going to make america great again. I hope you burn in hell.

>>738111452
Rolling for the autistic dude.

>>738111670
Dan cease to exist since past Dan is dead.

>>738111748
Roll

>>738111670
Dan fucks the bullet wounds. His sperms revive trump.

>>738111748
Roll

>>738111747
Again.

>>738111795
Roll

The cost of past dan and Donald trump come up with a plan to kill future dan, and they com eback to life as zombies

>>738111822
You fucker... You killed Dan! You bastard!!!

>>738111836
And again.>>738111836

>>738111986
One more time.

>>738111670
Dan takes over as president and and enslaves the world in a nuclear holocaust and now lives as king of the roaches on apaclpsye world where he fucks mutant roach bitches

>>738112027
Fuck... Again.

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>>738111822
Getting his past self killed was a stupid mistake because it means that future dan would never exist. Dan looks at his hands to see himself faded away. He cries out for help then dissipates into nothing, only leaving behind his cowboy boots.
>the end, thanks everyone who participated. Dan is dead now so i'm calling it here.

>>738112043
I like this one.

>>738111795
He's a hero!! He tries past dan, doesn't work, jailed for necrophilia

>>738112077
Good night OP. You're in our hearts.
And go with dubs.

>>738112077
>Dan is dead now so i'm calling it here

Dan is dead forever what the fuck?

>>738112077
Thanks op. See you at the icp concert

what the FUCK we need someone to create a new theread

>>738112187
He lives on In our hearts

>>738112187
He'll be back in a new thread at a later date of course.
>>738112169
Thanks, goodknight to you too

>>738112187
07/07/2017 -the day Dan died forever.

>>738112315
None of it would have ever happened so dan would still bE in his pee bed at his dickmoms house