As the result of a nuclear war, you're the last man on Earth

Kill myself

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Well I'm going to need something to eat

Pick left can turn her into a beauty if needed, skinny right becomes the maid.

Eat the left, fuck the right

fuck em

Fuck short hair
eat the big one

>>738085509

How do you turn a dyke like that into a beauty?

>>738085436
Have a threesome?!?!

Knock up right. Slowly cut off pieces of left to feed to her as my child grows inside her.

I've banged uglier sober. No problem.

Fuck em both

>>738085436
Fuck only the one on the left until the one on the right kills herself in a jealous rage.

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>>738085591
>>738085630

You joke but the fat one was born to end up naked on a platter with apple jammed into her pig mouth.

Or at least turned into bacon and chops.

Kill/eat the fatty.
Rape the dyke.
Repopulate Earth.

>>738085606
>>738085690
>>738085714
These are the only real answers.

do both. all day long. every day. in my new no responsibility world

>>738085591
why would you eat her, nobody said there wasn't food anymore

>>738085631
Force her to exercise, she needs to lose weight to survive plus I can reward her with food, becoming a thicc powerlifter type.

If it all goes wrong, I can an hero

>>738085732
The long con

>>738085436
Kill both of them instantly, so they can't bother me with their bullshit. There will always be porn. Then find a huge structure in a nice part of the continent where the fallout is minimal and live out my life catching up on all the anime/manga/movies/et cetera I like. Probably grow a garden and learn to fish, since I really can't handle killing happy chickens or happy cows or happy pigs.

Lock the whale in a cage and force her to watch me hate fuck the dyke to death. Set cage on fire when finished and an hero.

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>>738085768

This.

The only real question is how to catch them in the wasteland and how they should be bound and used for sex once caught.

Turn fatty into a titty fucking machine? Force the skinny one to fuck animals on your makeshift farm at gunpoint?

>>738085877
Establish dominance early

>>738085436
repopulate, obviously. in 30 years we'll have enough of a pool to start weeding out inbreeding defects.

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What sexual torture/abuse would be best for either?

>>738085877
Give the guy a break, maybe he just likes to eat people.

>>738085767
>>738086051

How kill?

Fuck only the one on the right, and force the one on the left to eat nothing but my cum out of /off off the other girl until she lost enough weight to be attractive, then use them both as fuck toys and make them compete for my affections.

Fuck righty while playing with leftys tits

>>738086530
Barbecue.

Leave them to fend for themselves. Do what I want experiencing what is left of my world until I die of disease, injury, or age.

The age of man is over.

>>Real answer from typical 4chan user

Still be too awkward and beta to even talk to them. They become lesbians, anon dies alone, human race ends.

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I like the idea of the last guy in history forcing the last two women in history (lesbians/feminists at that) to become his own personal sex pets and forcibly and repeatedly breeding them against their will.

I would treat them as real livestock, keeping them with the other animals on the farm, milking fatty and forcing skinny to fuck the animals when I'm bored.

They would never wear any clothing again side from livestock collars and plastic ID tags bolted into their ears.

It would be worth there being some other men in the wasteland just so I could auction them off to the highest bidder for fun when I'm done with them.

>>738085436
That fat bitch would give you the best sex of your life. I guarantee it.

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>>738086544

Fatty might actually look sorta cute forced to eat her meals out of her friend's bruised and batter cunt.

Maybe force skinny to feed her friend like a momma bird by spitting my cum into her mouth after she's taken a load.

>>738087068
She'd be into it for sure. Like the first breath of fresh air after living in someone's fat rolls.
But it would be like humping a waterbed full of jelly.

No where to grab her to move her into position. No interesting positions at all. Just sweaty sack of jelly smiling like an idiot, happy someone, ANYONE is making her feel as good as that cake is.

No thanks, hard pass.

>>738086745

That would actually be kinda hot, especially if one was forced to watch the other become BBQ first (and even forced to taste some of her).

Which one ends up barbecue first, and what part gets served to the other?

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>>738087011
This guy has it figured out.

>>738087410
I don't know. There are some fun fat girl potions.

>>738085436
I make up my mind that I'll never fuck a nicest girl than those two unless it's my daughter, and start fucking the brains out of these two stupid ones

>>738087273
That's not a bad idea.
What if I just fuck the skinny one in the ass every time and have her squat over fatty's face and just shit the cum into her mouth?
That would work too.

>>738087425
Fatty gets barbecued.
Charred pussy gets fed to dyke.
Dyke lives and becomes a baby factory.

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>>738087410

That's why you tie her to a breeding pole. You gotta get medieval with this shit.

>>738085436

Fuck then both and make sure radioactive spiders bite the babies.

Because fuck that, I wanna be Spider-Man's dad.

Fuck them both till one of them gives birth to a girl.

Repeat.

Loli for life.

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>>738087793

The dyke learns to behave after having to eat her friends entire barbecued vulva and has to dust her friends head stuffed and mounted on your desk while the dyke is dressed like a French maid.

>>738087657

Lovely image of them both weeping and asking an anon not to make them do this as skinny is forced to squat over her fat friend's face and lower her asshole right over her mouth...

>>738087896
more please!

keep the two to breed the most diverse the genetic diversity is, the better

>>738085436
the one on the right's cute. She's probably kinky as all fuck, too

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>>738088616

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>>738088752

I think she's actually a lesbian, so I don't know if that counts as kinky.

>>738088451
And I would simply say, "All this crying is just giving ma another erection. So hurry up and empty out your asshole, because I got another load ready for you."

>>738086157
Sauce on gif?

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>>738088616

>>738088829
I'd hit that shit harder than fist of the northstar!

>>738087011
yeah, no. They would kill you in a hurry.

>>738089134
do you make is so that skinny shits a mix of cum and shit, or does she just shit out a liter of your pure cum?

>>738085436
The final sacrifice, all for the future of human race.

Is the electricity down? If not I'll just carry on playing age of empires and wanking heavily as usual

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>>738089396

Depends on who finds a gun first, I guess.

>>738089474
Either one works for me.

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>>738089347

Seriously? I would have guessed the skinny one would be the one everybody would want to rape.

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>>738085436
Watch them fuck each other while i fap, then turn my attention to hentai of Saber from fate/zero instead to show my devotion to the true waifu.

>>738089577
Not really. All these guys are talking about torture this and make them do that and fuck fuck fuck cum cum cum all the humiliation.

That's a shitty imagination. If these women are the last on earth, they'll likely just kill themselves almost immediately. If they decide to try to live or repopulate or have a relationship, they aren't going to put up with that kind of shit. They'd find a way to leave forever. Not working? They'd find a way to kill you. Not working? They'd find a way to kill themselves. There is no point in trying to survive it. There's nothing left even if they do. This is a fully justified "no reason to live" scenario.

>>738089758
I would treat this girl like a queen until it was time to fuck.

>>738090137

Yeah, all these ideas are for shit if they both just pick up and decide to find a working car and drive to another state to live out their lives in relative peace while the last man alive dies alone, without even realizing these women were even there....

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>>738090423

I hope when it's time to fuck that's at least when you decide to beat the crap out of her

>>738090815
A chick like this enjoys being slapped around.

>>738088829
i actually want that shirt

>>738090979
betcha she fantasizes deeply about being bounced off the walls while being taken against her will by big dicked monster men

>>738091097

use your psychonaut powers to freeze time, strip her nude and run off with the shirt while her udders are left exposed for everyone to see...

>>738085436
fuck both, sleep, eat, fuck both.

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>>738091357
would be nice to wake up to find them both still naked on all fours in the front yard, bound, bruised and still spattered with last night's cum and their exposed asses wet with dew in the morning air as you come out for another fuck...

Swallow hard and do my duty for mankind

>>738092088
wait....who are you swallowing?

>>738085436
breed the fat one and fuck the the skinny one for sport