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You humans are so odd, with your strange customs. It is a cruel,

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You humans are so odd, with your strange customs.

It is a cruel, unforgiving world out there, but you needn't go it alone.
You have backup.
Let us strategize as cleverly as possible, so that today's troubles may become tomorrow's conquest.

For the Glory of Anonkind, I ask you: what is on your mind?

>advice
>vent
>relax
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>>738080401
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>>738080526
Appreciate the bump.

Looks like it's shaping up to be a slow night, isn't it anon?
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>>738080724
I was kinda going for

>What's on your mind?
>You
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>>738080934
If I'm on your mind, then it truly is a slow night.

Rock got banned I see. Hmm. Interesting.
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Bump
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>>738081082
Ah, you did see that, huh. Yep, made a thread for the 4th. On phone
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good evening

hows it going
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>>738081123
Appreciate it, Cayde. Despite your carefree, meme-y exterior, I always knew you were a good guy.

>>738081240
You were banned in the line of duty. Well done, Rock. I've gotta say; I'm very proud of you right now.

>>738081278
Evening, glad you could join us tonight. Got a name, stranger?
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>>738081278
Heya, how're you? Thanks for dropping in on the 4th. Were the fire works good?
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>>738081082
I like slow nights.
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>>738080401
I've been asked to tell you that Neptune has been banned though intends to lurk.
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>>738081384
Oh? Did this person >>738081278
help you out on the 4th?

>>738081444
Candidly speaking, so do I. These things move at their own pace, and I enjoy it when it's not overly hectic.

>>738081496
Neptune has been banned too? Mods are cracking down, aren't they? I wonder when my time will come.

Perhaps in this very thread.
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>>738080401
Show yer pussey, you slutty dirty whore.
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>>738081278
im the aile-anon that appeared randomly... 3 or 4 months ago? Time escapes me a lot lately.

>>738081384
fire works were great. the only shame about it was as the night progress people started shooting guns in celebration. Had to go inside after that started.
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>>738081632
Mods are cracking down after Alice posted on /bant/
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>>738081632
It'll be temporary, likely. Mods kinda go all out for an hour then stop for a month.
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>>738081649
Please submit a formal request to the Commander.

>>738081684
I see. Why are your visits so sporadic, if I may ask?

>>738081732
Why did she go there for?

>>738081769
Gotta love that consistency. Either way, we now have a Stocking in our community? It's a pleasure.
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>>738081852
Fukken show me yer pussey.
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>>738081972
Do I look like the Commander to you?
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>>738081852
>Please submit a formal request to the Commander
Isn't that what you call me?
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>>738081496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg
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>>738081852
What do you expect from a chan?
I'm simply a messenger for Neptune, I don't know if I'd be considered an addition. Though, this community does seem nice. The pleasure is mine.
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Good evening, Two Bee.
Have a nice thread.
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>>738082072
Used to. I also used to refer to Reimu and Alice as Commander as well.

Needless to say, you've all been demoted. No hard feelings?

>>738082117
Nothing at all, really. And should you choose to stay, we'd be more than happy to have you.

>>738082196
Thank you Velvet. Not staying? Or are you in lurk mode?
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>>738082280
You've replaced us?
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>>738082280
More followers I suppose
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>>738081632
That's Aile-Anon, a name I picked out. He usually comes to most of the threads. Fenn's banned too.

Alice is doing threads in both b and bant simultaneously, to answer that question.

>>738081684
Jesus, man. That's too damn much. Was probably for the best you did that. Only place for those bullets to come, is down.

>>738081769
Heya, are you new? Nice to meet you!

>>738082196
Heya Rabbit~

>>738082072
Hiya Aigis
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>>738082358
I quickly found out that I can follow my own direction. Originally I was planning on a mere support role, but...things changed.

Still though, I could very much use your help Aigis. You're still very valuable to me.

>>738082368
Hm?
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oh hullo there, you guys wouldn't have any oats would you?
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>>738082280
I'm very inconsistent, who knows if I'll be back. Maybe I'll be here tomorrow, maybe it'll be a month. Maybe I won't come back at all. It's more fun to keep you guessing.
Appreciate the warm welcome though, I see Neptune's affection now.
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Worst time of my life. Deciding on going to school to be a nurse so i can have a purpose and means to feed myself. But also deciding if i should just do drugs and watch tv till i die in my moms house alone.
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>>738082562
Was the guy who posted about Alice from above
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>>738082280
Stealth mode activated. I'll be around if anyone really wants to talk to me.
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Evening all

I am kinda here, but not really. If anyone needs me I should be able to reply

-EMT
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>>738082562
what changed
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>>738082515
Fenn too? We're dropping like flies at this rate. Not to worry though; what's a little ban here or there?

Alice activity on bant now. That's telling.

>>738082687
You're the pig from the last thread. Welcome back. I've no oats for you, unfortunately.

>>738082706
You're welcomed here anytime.

>>738082747
Between those two choices, the answer seems patently obvious. If you'd allow me to pick your brain though, why are you having a hard time choosing?

Don't tell me you're feeling down on yourself.

>>738082771
Gotcha.

>>738082772
Understood.
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>>738081852
well, currently attending college full time. Respiratory Therapy program to be exact. Most of my time is spend either in-class or at my clinical sites.

Then I have to work at least 15 hours a week. Sometime between that I have to finish up what ever case studies and written assignments are pushed on us.

So I join in these threads when I can. I also prefer not to post from a phone because I find it cumbersome and cramped.

Almost done tho, one more semester and I can rest.
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Feeling like today is a good day for an hero but i just can't get myself to do it.
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>>738082515
You could say that, I was only here as a messenger for Neptune. Though it's a pleasure to meet you too. Maybe I'll be convinced to return.

>>738082948
Thank you. I suppose we'll see where my boredom takes me.
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>>738080401
2b!!!!!
Good to see you, as always!
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>>738082789
Did you ever get that coffee date scheduled?

>>738082852
I got to know Aigis, Reimu, and Alice better.

>>738082992
Wow, that's pretty amazing, Aile. One more semester to go; make it count! We'll still be here when you're finished. I certainly know how busy things can get between work and school, you have my best wishes.

>>738083029
You shouldn't. Obviously, you still have something to live for.

>>738083072
Likewise Mantis! Feeling better from your flu?
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>>738083029
What happened?
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>>738082948
thank you, however your lack of oats makes any further interaction fruitless

I am going to have to ask you to stop speaking to me immediately

>>738083029
you should try eating oats that always perks me up, however I am lacking said oats so I cannot give you happiness nor nurishment
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gf asked me to meet her at the animal shelter while her kitten got a booster shot and gave me the wrong address sending me halfway across town

kinda upset about it but didn't make a big deal of it, wasted a lot f gas though which sucks and traffic made it worse
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>>738083383
https://youtu.be/eO63Ih0UAWE
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>>738083348
Nope, held off on it for now. As I am kinda out of town right now. But she randomly messaged me on Friday, it was asking if I knew any protester organizers, and that if I was on signal. Conversation never developed, so I kinda feel it may be just an excuse to talk and get my number.

-EMT
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>>738083383
*smiles softly* As you wish, Oats-kun.

>>738083438
Incompetence can be pretty annoying sometimes, can't it? I'd certainly be pretty ticked if I were in your position.

But, alas, the things we put up with out of love. Everything go well with your kitten?
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>>738083348
>>738083383
It's pretty hard not to since all my friendships ended with a big fuck up, my family clearly doesn't give a shit nor do I care for them.
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>>738083348
I'm back to normal, thanks fr asking.
Gonna lurk in stealth mode now.
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Well you see the main problem is I don't have a pocket pussy
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>>738083626
Did you give it to her?

>>738083676
So then care for you. Family and friends are not essential for living. Though, the latter can make the entire process more bearable.

Botched friendships are no basis for an heroing though. I think you can definitely still press on, anon.

>>738083754
Understood. Take care of yourself.
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>>738083928
Explain pls
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>>738082059
I command you to show me your pussey, I don't want to see the commander's. You dumb bitch.
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>>738083962
Yea, of course. She never messaged following up from her number though.

I probably will try messaging tonight. I hope, but you know my nerves...

-EMT
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>>738082992
The phone stuff I get. I have to use it now because of that thread I made on the 4th...

And you sure do a lot, I remember some of the stuff you told me before. That's admirable, honestly.

>>738082687
Heya, I have microwave oatmeal, is that all right?

>>738082747
I would advise against doing that last bit. Why do you want to that though?

>>738083029
Woah, woah, let's take it easy. Why would you want to do that?

>>738083048
Ah, all righty, I'll be waiting~

>>738083072
Good to see you too, Charge Man! Your flu doing better?

>>738083438

Mm, I get why you'd be upset, but it was a mistake. Gas is replaceable, damage done by getting mad may not be. Though I know you didn't say anything like that.
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>>738084034
I am her commander, you have my blessing to see her pussy
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>>738083534
Your altruistic actions have given me PTSD , weather this was intentional or not has yet to be decided

But from my position it is safer to assume you are an enemy , i hope you understand

>>738083676
there are many people as there are oats , you will find tastier oats somewhere else
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>>738084034
*covers her mouth* You're not too bright, are you? Contact the Commander.

>>738084099
I know. Do your best to calm them and drop her a line. Or don't. Sometimes, the best thing to do is to just mechanically do it without thinking.

Knowing you though, you're overthinking it to death, aren't you? What are your concerns?

>>738084163
Nice try.
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>>738084163
Yer a good Commander.
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>>738084127
My grades and attendance are way below acceptable, I've lost all my motivation in interaction with other humans, my dog is probably dying and I've no money to help her. Slowly developing alcoholism.
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>>738084322
I've waged war across the Galaxy, not to win favor over your kind but to get the lewds. You've lost our skirmishes and I demand payment
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>>738084163
Liar!
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>>738084322
Honestly, its probably just that. Overthinking to hell. Just saying "Hey" or something should do something.


But I guess the big thing is that I'm unsure if she's into guys because of how involved she is in the lgbtq+ community (despite her posting about tinder and ex bfs, including one who thought he was Buddha)


_EMT
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I've been in love with someone in the Discord server for a long time... what should I do?
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>>738084601
Don't act on it. You'll know if it's requited since everyone makes it so fucking obvious.
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>>738084601
Try DMing them and talking to them?

Maybe somethings there?

-EMT
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>>738084601
Story?
>>Greentext, pls
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>>738084601
Don't be a fag and suck his dick.
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i'm a pretty lonely lad, may I see some skin neir lady?
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>>738084495
"Lost"? Hardly. But, may I direct you over to danbooru?

Same for that other anon seeking lewds.

>>738084582
So what? Just because you're involved with LGBTQ doesn't automatically make you LGBTQ. If she's brought up ex bfs, I think there's a good chance she's straight or at the very least bi.

>>738084601
Confess.
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>>738084845
lewd
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>>738084737
No story, I've just seen them post in the discord, and I love they way they talk, act, react, etc.
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>>738084807
Hello! How are you?
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>>738084914
>

Best I can do.
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>>738084582
Okay so Um.. Ahem..
Hi I just need to quickly read something out to you hold on..
*Reads paper*
Go hire a scort..
Um..
I think it means escort.
You should hire an escort.
Love from Nep-Nep.

>>738084601
This note says something for you too. It reads "Romance between posters is discouraged because it likely leads to drama".
Love from Nep-Nep.
Heh. Hypocritical.
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>>738084561
>>738084845
>>738084939
Thanks for the lewds, I shall be off then. Don't expect anything good when I return
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>>738084945
>
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>>738084950
What do you know about them?
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>>738084939
I know that I should, but I'm afraid that they'll think differently of me after I tell them...
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>>738085018
Pretty good. Internet is sucking, so can't play my game. Figured I'd lurk around and see what's up.
How are ya, Anon?
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ty the hand babe luv you <3
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>>738085206
I know that feel.
I'm good here! I love to lurk in threads like this.
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>>738084939
Yea, I know, its just that I am probably subconsciously trying to shut down the possibility of interest from her. I guess I just can accept that possibility. Even though it seems very likely

-EMT
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>>738085088
Wouldn't dream of it.

>>738085118
...

What the hell is this? Whoever you are, thank you. You're the real MVP of the thread.

>>738085168
Differently? Could be either for the better or for the worse. Are the two of you friends as of this moment, or is it more of a secret-admirer type deal?

>>738085254
<3
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>>738084478
Mm... I'm so sorry... I know I'm just some schmuck on the internet, but I really am sorry...

I don't know about the school situation, but you can still do something about everything. Seek out help, like a therapist and AA, especially AA. You want to stop be problem before it's really taken root.

As for your dig... There may be a vet or a group that volunteers to help people in situations like these. Please, don't give up...

>>738084601
Hm. I'd just keep it to myself. But maybe just talk to them.
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>>738085376
You've lost me. Do you want to date this girl or not?
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>>738085147
I don't know if I should, if I talk too much about them, they might realize that it's them.
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>>738085368
I used to lurk more, then post more, then just kinda dropped out. Now I'm back to posting and lurking regularly.

>>738085391
You! I heard you went to the con!
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>>738084478
Many animal shelters offer low cost vet care to the public. You might want to check your area, and see.
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>>738085391
More of a secret type of thing.
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>>738085595
Why are you posting that now, anyway?
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>>738085529
Might as well, you're anonymous now.
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>>738085595
Same here. Now I post occasionally.
But I always love the vibe and comfiness here.
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>>738085595
*nods* I most certainly did. Were you there?

Pick me out from the crowd.

>>738085645
Be bold and tell them. There's no friendship to preserve, what do you have to lose?

If things go terribly, terribly South, I'll speak with them on your behalf. Deal?
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>>738085501
I mean, I want to, but I think that I just have trouble accepting the possibility of her interest.

-EMT
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>>738085529
Well, don't let it gnaw on you. You are free to talk about it, in your own level of comfort.
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hello unknown people
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>>738085785
The one right at the back on the right, obviously.
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>>738085410
>>738085620
There aren't any in my area in like 10 miles radius. Fucking piss poor shit hole excuse of a country.
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>>738085785
What do you mean "there's no friendship to preserve?"
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>>738085919
Hi.
How's it going?
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>>738085680
Not a waifu thread, I can post what I want mom!

>>738085756
Ya, the comfiness is nice. Sometimes it lasts, sometimes it doesn't, though.

>>738085785
I was! I even messaged you on Discord the first day after hearing you were there, but alas you never answered back.
And if you're anyone but the back right, I'll be both disappointed but intrigued.
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>>738085785
I'll do my best... I'm not the most confident person...
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>>738080401

I'm so bored.
What can I do?
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sleep beckons

good night yall
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>>738086014
I'm just not used to it.
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>>738086009
fine i suppose. i was wondering, how do you recognize each other?
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>>738085931
10 miles sounds like a doable thing. Your dog depends on you. For everything. I believe you can work out the travel logistics.
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>>738085909
They're real nice, and I always appreciate their commentary...
I also love their threads, I'm always browsing, lurking, posting... Her threads are amazing...
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>>738086160
G'Night, see ya soon

>>738086145

Is there a movie or game you like? Or are you bored with life?
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>>738086145
Fap, clean the kitchen, take a shower, relax and go to bed.
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>>738085889
Why's that? Don't you get all self-deprecating on me here.

>>738085919
Good evening, anon.

>>738085920
Could be.

>>738085949
I was making an assertion to clear up the facts. So, there IS a friendship to preserve. That makes your situation a bit more complex, doesn't it?

Hmm. They're on the Discord. Are you certain you don't want me to talk to them? DM me if you can; I'm very good at keeping secrets.

>>738086014
Sorry about that. Though, even if I received your message on time, I doubt we would've been able to meet up. The entire ordeal was frantic, to be sure. We probably unwittingly crossed paths at some point.

And I might be. Who knows?
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>>738086160
Goodnight, Rocky.
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>>738086145
Provided you've completed all work and school-related tasks, why not toss a few hours into your favorite hobby?

Another alternative is joining us in idle conversation. Your choice, really.

>>738086160
Take care.
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>>738086336

Bored with life. Games just pass time, can't watch movies more than 2-3 times no matter how good. Dunno, I expect kind of nothing from life.
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>>738086490
I-I'm still here though... That's Aile-anon :v
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>>738086209
RIP
I can use others if this is too odd.

>>738086414
All good, I met up with a few people from /o/ and the waifu threads here on /b/. Was a good time, I bought sooooooooo much stuff!

That answer is highly suspicious!
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>>738086414
I dunno. Just how I'm wired? Its sorta clear she has interest? But I guess something in my mind just tries that just looks for any little thing that can make me think its not happening?

-EMT
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>>738086229
Some of us have faces. We don't use them all the time in every post, of course.
After a while, you can recognize writing styles too.
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>>738086638
Shit
Sorry.
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>>738086414
I wasn't the last Anon, but yeah, thats pretty much how things are now...
To be honest, I don't want anyone to know who it is or who I am... I'm always a nervous wreck
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>>738086414
You should tell me which one you were one day.

>>738086694
Now that one just appeals to me for reasons.
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>>738086557

Tried to develop new hobbies, but they all seem shit.
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>>738086320
Good.
You ever thought of speaking directly to them?
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>>738086617
Hmm... I see. You have any hobbies or things you like to do?

>>738086833
Hey, hey. No worries my man.
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>>738086999
Nice trips.
But no, I'm really worried
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Hi?
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>>738086698
I don't think so, it sounds more to me that you're looking for any little thing that will make you think there's something there.
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>>738086617
I find that most bored people tend to be boring themselves. Why not strive to become a better version of yourself? Passive entertainment is fine, like games and the like, but it's not working out for you anymore, is it?

You can literally go out and work on your fitness. Pick up an instrument and start learning scales and chords. Crack open a few tubes of acrylic paints and go to town on a canvas.

Do something that makes you less of a bore, anon.

>>738086694
I'm happy to hear that you had a good time. Didn't go over your budget, I hope. What did you end up buying?

>>738086698
That sounds like a cop-out answer to me. But you're young and still figuring things out; I shouldn't expect a high level of self-awareness from you just yet.

All I can really do is yell at you and encourage you from time to time. Same for everyone else, really. But being your own worse enemy in this case isn't doing you any favors.

>>738086854
As you wish. Just keep in mind, that the answer you want is just a short confession away; something you're very well capable of doing. If you tell them, you may not get the answer you'd like, but at the very least you liberate yourself from this agony you've set up for yourself.

>>738086859
Where's the fun in that?
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>>738087359
I feel like there's little fun either way really.
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>>738087228
Sup
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>>738080401
Hey havent seen you in a while
Whats wrong?
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>>738087067

No. Did mma, played chess, dived, fixed cars, studied electronics, anatomy, sociodynamics, psychology, astronomy and god knows what else.

My only hobbies would be to work-out and talk to random people, but that's all. Got any suggestions?

>>738087359
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>>738086859
I wonder why...

>>738087359
I went way over budget, but I regret nothing.
AND I AM GLAD YOU ASKED!
http://imgur.com/a/qxU0s
http://imgur.com/a/2HLIZ

>RX7 Shirt
>Purple Schoolgirl outfit
>Purple school girl shirt themed jacket
>Blue school gym outfit
>Pink Short China dress
>Rem Cosplay
>Kanna cosplay
>Black Virgin killer sweater
>Purple Kimono
>4 FF14 keychains (Astrologiaqn, Summoner, Scholar, and Ninja)
>Love Live keychain
>Makochi keychain
>Anya keychain
>Idolmaster One For All PS3 game
>Idolmaster Platinum Stars PS4 game
>Idolmaster Best Hits CD
>Love Live Maki eroge VN
>Idolmaster doujin
>Shimakaze ass mousepad
>Umi Snow Halation figure
>Birb figure
>FF14 Y'Shtola nendo
>Log Horizon 3d poster
>Rem daki
>Megumeme daki
>Shielder(?) daki
>Little Sister onahole with official lube
>2 fidget spinners
>2 glass potion flasks
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>>738087462
*shrugs* Sorry you feel that way. Because I don't.

>>738087509
Oh? Nothings wrong at all, really. I was just away because I decided to (un)wisely attend my first anime convention.

I didn't worry you, did I?
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>>738087240
Eh. Honestly, this is all too coincidental

1) Approaching me directly
2) Noticing and recalling the eyes of a stranger prior to ever making eye contact at all
3) Telling me some random jokey shit
4) Telling me of her plans to catch up to her friends (even though I was a random at the time)
5) Explaining her weirdness after the call
6) Calling me Boooo
7) Possibly messasging me with an excuse to talk
8) seemed like she automatically assumed it was me when I randomly contacted her
9) basically ignored another guy who was with us (an arguably more attractive guy) and focused on me.

>>738087359
Maybe, I best just message her just to get a conversation going to see where it goes I guess? Thats about all I can do

-EMT
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>>738087359

I speak french, italian, a bit of russian and I can play the guitar.
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>>738087359
Okay, thank you...
I'm just constantly worrying all the time...
Is there a way I could get closer with them?
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>>738087653
Lol telll us how was it
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>>738087649
No reason at all.

>>738087653
I feel so disappointed...
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>>738087676
But did you ask her about the child sex ring she operates under her pizzeria?
>>
Is everything alright, 2B?
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>>738087676

She's definitely interested, just make her invest in you. Time, energy, money, anything.

Just don't rush to tell her what you feel, that's gay.

Also, check this, random anons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Pik0YleJQ
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>>738080401
STAND BY...
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ALGORITHM INITIATED...
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>>738087519
Then stick to the one or two you liked the most and develop it further. With those options, there's no reason why you should be bored.

>>738087649
*sighs softly and shakes her head*

>>738087676
It's a step in the right direction. The more interaction between the two of you, the more intel you can collect. The more intel you have, the better informed your future moves will be.

And by all means, keep running these developments by the Discord and myself. Forget what the other anon is saying; you've very likely got a shot here.

>>738087686
There's always room for improvement in those domains. Practice more.

>>738087761
Get closer to them? For quickness, trauma and drama will do it. But, bar that, you're going to have to approach it the old fashion way: dialogue. I'm curious...do they voice chat by any chance? That might be a good avenue to increase intimacy quicker.

>>738087840
Hot. Crowded. Smelly. A bit frustrating at times. But I've got to say, overall, I enjoyed the experience.

The highlight of it was meeting Moe Shop at my friend's show, meeting the MOST adorable little girl dressed as 2B, the NieR: Automata cosplay meet-up, and the announcement of FLCL 2 and 3.

Negative? Lines, I was groped, and this damn wallscroll I bought of Alice.

>>738087914
I'm sorry? Does that help any bit?

>>738088011
More or less.

>>738088190
What's this...?
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>>738087183
Then wait until you feel comfy.
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>>738088489
I've never seen them use voice chat...
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>>738087914
Complete mystery.

>>738088489
It was worth every cent. Next year I'm aiming to have double that available, although I doubt even I could blow through $2k at a con.
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>>738088107
Yea, its almost certain shes interested in someway. But my awkwardness and nerves...

>>738088489
Yea, its pretty good I think, Ill try to message tonight or at very least some point over my trip.

Sofar from what we know, it looks like shes interested I guess
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Commander > 2B
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>>738088677
errr. Should sign.


-EMT
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>>738088722
Alice > 2B
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>>738088677

You're overthinking, that's what women do. Stop. Go with the flow, relax.

>>738088489
I think I'm bored because I have nothing worth living for. So, probably just depressed.
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>>738088859
>thats what women do
sexist af
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>>738088795
Nice try, buck o.
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>>738088952
its the truth
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>>738088952
>unfeeling robot who doesnt know what the fuck shes talking about
>psychologist who will pay for your therapy
not really a hard choice
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>>738083348
>"you have so much to live for"
moralfag detected
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>>738089000
It's a lie.
Or should I say...
It's a trap.
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>>738088598
Not an option in that case. So you talk to this person. At great length, I assume?

>>738088628
Please don't. Honestly, do you really need that much useless crap?

>>738088677
Stop saying 'I guess'. You know.

>>738088722
>>738088795
We're in agreement then.

But that inequality might not hold true for long.

>>738088859
I don't believe that. All of us have something to live for, be it ourselves, others we choose to love, or for some greater purpose. You merely haven't found yours quite yet.

Hence, why you should continue to explore your options.
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>>738088927

Hah, yes. Wanna hear some more truths?
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>>738089150
Clearly not a fucking trap.
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>>738088489
I was mostly kidding, don't worry about me.

>>738088628
No idea at all...
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>>738089205
it'll hold for as long as you continue to be a terrible person
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>>738089049
Maybe psychologist wise, but beauty wise? I don't think so.
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>>738089234
id like to hear even one from you
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>>738089150
yeah 2b is a trap lmao
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>>738089264
you tellin me this isnt better than some trap like 2b? yeah okay buddy
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>>738089205
Well, I don;t think its that certain, but damned likely. Eh, IDK what to say tonight when I message her?


And I guess I need to stop with I guess

-EMT
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>>738089205
>we're in agreement then
then why are you such a bitch to both of them
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>>738088952
i agree alice is 100x better than 2b actually gives real advice unlike 2b 10/10 5 stars A+
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>>738089205
I know you are a real big piece of shit
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>>738089250
>>738089346
The fact that I have a member of Alice's community in my thread, going after me...hmm. Maybe I am doing something right afterall.

Thank you. I'm very pleased with this development.

>>738089428
You can simply ask her if she ever found another rally to attend. Just think of the context of your earlier conversations and use that as kindling for new ones.
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>>738089428
Start with hello, and let it flow from there.
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>>738089752
not a member of alices community not part of any community really just an honest assessment from an anon who goes everywhere
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>>738080401
Hey 2B, how've you been?
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>>738089205

Found it much more interesting to focus on the present, as in what you do as of right now than to worry about the future or stress about the past. So, got no plans for the future, only ideas of things I want to do.

Family does nothing other than to hold you back from your goals. So no interest in that area.

>>738089281

Women don't know what they want.
Women love that kind of arrogance that sets the frame that you're way too good for her.
Women chat, men act.
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>>738089752
Maybe, Hmmm. iDK. I think Ill sleep on it and message her tomorrow at some point. (I may continue with you on discord later?

>>738089777
Yea.... Something simple like this should work.

-emt
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>>738089205
....yes. I couldn't get any metal swords! And there was so many more doujins and cosplays and dakis I could get!
>They wanted $400 for a Shimakaze Daki
As much as I love my slutbotes, that was not worth it.

>>738089248
Fucking faggot. :^)
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>>738089954
>women dont know what they want
money, sex, and a place to shit same as everyone else
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>>738080401
Do grills know when a guy likes them before he says something about it?
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>>738089752
so what you are alices enemy now?
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>>738089777
Tripps of Truth
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>>738089958
Nou!
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>>738090019
I agree with you.
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>>738089205
I'll usually respond to her when I have something to say, but it doesn't really do much.
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>>738090352
so they DO know what they want
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>>738089247
Where's the proof?
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>>738089752
fuck you im not an alicefag
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>>738090196
Ok Mantis. I'll do it tomrrow

Kinda tiredish now, dont wanna passout while talking

-EMT
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>>738089878
Understood. Be that as it may, I still appreciate your input.

>>738089925
Not bad, anon, not bad. I've just received some feedback from this anon. Looks like I'm carrying out my duties just fine. Having a good night yourself, I hope?

>>738089954
Family isn't everything. A mere component of life, really. Though I'd advise against strictly focusing on the present. Disregarding the past...that's a wise decision on your part. But what I wouldn't want happening to you is you waking up a few years later down the line realizing you haven't done anything of much consequence with your life.

And for what? Because you were short-sighted in your younger years. Play it smart, anon. Think about it.

>>738089956
I'll see you on the Discord then.

>>738089958
$400 for a daki? What the hell was it made of?

>>738090071
Depends on how obvious the guy is being about it, really. Some guys think they're real slick when their intentions are as clear as day.

>>738090072
Nope.
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>>738089300
No, I'm talking about "Alice"
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>>738090545
sure seem to be her enemy
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>>738090536
Rule Five.
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>>738090570
are you putting quotes around her name like that isnt who she actually goes by lmao??
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>>738090545
Yeah, mine's alright. I almost died earlier, but I'm fine as of now.
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>>738090465
Her Streams.
Besides don't you need to be the one with proof to be making accusations?
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>>738090412

Basic survival and replication needs. Everybody has them, written in their genes.

Listening to advice about women from women, that's what I was talking about. They want loving, caring, nurturing guys, with flowers and chocolate. What does a women do with a guy like this?
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>>738090465
where is yours? the one making the claim has to back it up lol also she posted in a bikini recently
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>>738090755
not everyone. homosexuals dont replicate
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>>738090222
Well shit, can't argue with those trips...

>>738090545
If it wasn't laced with gold and sprayed with the scent of a schoolgirl dressed like said bote, then it sure as hell wasn't worth no $400.
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>>738080401
If i say i would like to smell your socks
How romantic is that?
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>>738090615
Not that tired.... (Probably just making excuses at this point....)

-EMT
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>>738090755
alice loves them dearly
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>>738090359
You've gotta start conversation with her regularly. Granted, don't be needy or overzealous about it, but...approach her as a friend. Keep it real casual.

People talk about stupid, inconsequential things all the time. It is within those very stupid, inconsequential things people relate to each other. Don't feel like you always 'need' something to talk to them about.

>>738090506
Could've fooled me.

>>738090599
Sorry you feel that way.

>>738090666
You almost died, trips? Greentext story time?
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>>738089346
Why do you think "Alice" hides her face?
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>>738090866
why because I dont like your shit?
fuck, alice fags must be doing somethin right then
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I hope you're doing well tonight, my darling anonymous <3
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>>738090796
It's 2017 anon men can have boobies.
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>>738090930
because its fucking /b/? also why is alice in quotes
>>
I'm surrounded by potheads in an rv camp. The smell of weed makes me nauseous and I can't walk anywhere that I won't smell it. I'm sitting on a bed rn as my family smokes outside. (Pretty sure I'm the only teen/adult at the camp who is clean) I have 3 more days to spend here.....
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>>738090982
not nice ones like hers
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>>738090648
The real question is is it Alice or Alex?
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>>738090838
The dakis in the MangaGamer booth were $200. I asked why, and they said it was some revolutionary new technology. Really, all it did was have a flap with an alternate character pose sewn to it.

But $400 is just impossible.

>>738090846
On a scale of 1-10? 1.25.

>>738091046
I feel for you, anon. Personally, I can't stand the smell of weedsmoke myself. Where are you heading off to in three days?
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>>738090838
Could you ever really argue?
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>>738091140
I'm going back to their house then to my other sisters house (they are both way older than me and married) That sister smokes too but it's for anti cancer reasons and it's very minimal so I can stand it. There I'll probably end up working on summer projects which is gunna suck ass.
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>>738091140
When I asked, they said it was done by some super famous artist or something, and I'm just like, "So? It's a fucking pillow, you can print up tons of them"

I mean, shit, for even $200 I can have one of my waifu finally made and even get it on the best material!

>>738091228
Totally could!
>>
I'm kinda sad. Not as sad as the night of the 4th, but still sad.

I was PMSing, then, which makes sense as to why I was suicidal. Wish I wasn't a tranny. Hate this shit.

Working on instating a schedule. Ate twice today, but fell asleep at 3 to six, after sleeping a 12 hour night. Haven't showered in the past few days.

I wish I could feel rested at normal hours. I wish I could just have a dick and balls. I wish I wasn't useless, man.
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>>738091093
Alice
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>>738090545

You're right, I'm short-sighted. Had lots of ideas, but can't focus enough on them because I lose interest. I know that if I keep on this path I will end up without a future, yet I can't get myself to give a crap.

>>738090837
Indeed. Thank God.
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>>738091441
no thank evolution
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>>738091380
Couldn't at all.
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To those of you who are alcohols (or close to ), why alcohol when u could smoke weed?
I tried doing the drinking thing but going to take a piss every 15mins got annoying af quickly.
So i tried weed the next night, and it seems to be way better feeling then being drunk and has very low side effects (i take eddibles which makes it easier to get high)
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>>738091384
I... don't have much in the way of advice to give you, but please know that I'm so proud of you for choosing to live as who you feel you are inside. my heart goes out to you.
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>>738091574
DUDE
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>>738091470

Do you believe that homosexuals are a way of nature to decrease the number of human beings on Earth?

That's what I think. Nature is amazing.
>>
>>738091574
because weed makes you a fucking loser
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>>738091661
no its called kinship selection. google it.
>>
How do I ask a girl on a date? It's been so long and I'm worried that I'll fuck it up...
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>>738090866
Alright, story time I guess.
>be me
>working at grocery store
>Florida summer
>93 degrees, ~70% humidity
>store I work at has no A/C today
>car was being borrowed by friend today
>I had to bike to work in dress pants and a thick work shirt
>I bring a bag with 2 ice cold water bottles
>cunt hits by bag with his own bike
>breaks both bottles
>fuck
>I finish the 2 mile ride to work
>dead tired
>sweaty
>thirsty
>5 hour shift
>'that's fine, I'll just stay inside all day and bag'
>"Anon go outside and do carts"
>nearly 5 hours of pulling in heavy shopping carts with no water in my system
>shift over
>3 PM
>hot as fuck
>hop on bike and start going home
>halfway there I feel lightheaded
>take a break
>sit in someone's lawn
>pass out
>wake up with cold towel on my face
>concerned house owner found me and cooled me off
>cooldude.jpg
>"Are you okay dude? You need water?"
>I nod
>brings me ice cold water
>i chug it and thank him
>he points to his truck
>"I'll drive you home."
>what a legend
>toss my bike in the back and he drives me the extra mile home
>thank him, go inside, take a cold shower
There you go. Long as fuck, but it's what happened.
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>>738090958
We're ok here!
Gravy's good tonight.
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>>738091625
Thanks, I guess. It's do this or die, really, so there's not much of a choice, at least if you have a shred of rationality left.

Still haven't got the funds to start testosterone so I'm stuck looking like a 14 year old boy.

My family keeps on telling me I look "pretty," and on one hand they're trying to be nice, but on the other it pisses me off.

>>738091661
Something like that, probably.
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>>738091363
Thank goodness for that. The end is in sight, anon. You'll be out of that predicament in a few days time.

Summer projects? Do tell. I'm working on some myself.

>>738091380
The artist was van Gogh himself. Post-impressionist waifu.

>>738091384
A schedule, hm? I can certainly help you with that. The thread is going to wrap-up here soon. Please, send me a message at [email protected].

>>738091441
Either you haven't found anything that makes you care, or you haven't experienced enough difficulty to be forced to. With time, one of the two will come.

But in the meantime, I implore you to keep searching and keep trying. Given your diverse hobbies, I'm sure I don't have to tell you this, but nothing was ever accomplished by sitting there, waiting.

>>738091904
It all really depends on context, anon. Got any more information for us?
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>>738091904
the first time's gonna suck, honestly. you just gotta stop worrying so much about it, and realize the worst you'll hear is "no".
>>738091983
ah... that does suck, yeah. I'm sorry. I guess just... keep at it?
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>>738091813

Nice, learned something new tonight. Thanks, stranger.
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>>738091922
This isn't op speaking but bless your soul man. If that guy wasn't home you could have died. If you feel up to it you should buy a cake or something for that guy. That was really nice of him.
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>>738092118
I'm thankful that guy was there. He's a fucking legend. I'm a good cook so I'm gonna bring him some good home cooked enchiladas or some shit.
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>>738091922
It's always very heartwarming to hear of these nice gestures complete strangers do for others. That man could've easily gotten upset with you and kicked you off his property, but instead he was a kind soul and took you home. Just a little dose of compassion goes a long way, really.

As for you, I do hope that you take some water with you to work tomorrow. 93 degree weather is not to be taken lightly.
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>>738080401
Man I'm gonna be honest I paid 800 dollars for a year subscription to a chat room with 2000 members and the mod makes like 1m+ a year doesn't care about any individual.. I got muted and let me tell you I'd have to say a 12 gauge shotgun to the foot couldn't hurt worse please hug me Alice it's been 2 months
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>>738092083
>email you
Sure.

>>738092111
Yeah, thanks.

Any questions I can answer for you while I'm here? A lot of people don't know how to approach the topic.
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>>738092083

Will see what else I can do, though I have no ideas. Thanks.
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>>738080401
I want a woman but too many are vapid or toomaterialistic. how do I find one that is worth the effort and time.
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>>738092083
Well, I've been chatting with this girl online, and she's in the area. Plus, I've started getting more and more attracted to her... How should I break the ice?
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>>738091476
Rood.

>>738092083
Fucking kek. No, it was apparently some artist from the 2hu games or something like that.
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>>738092465
Tomorrow I'll have my car, so I'll be safe. That guy is a real bro. Happy to have warmed your heart.
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>>738092604
if all you're doing is judging them by surface-level traits, doesn't that make you the shallow one?
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>>738090866
Okay, I'll do my best...
My life has just been a line of fuck ups... maybe this time I'll do something right.
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2b makes me hard every fucking ttime I see her, it's getting to be a problem

A big problem
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Why doesn't Reimu post feet anymore
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>>738092476
Er...there there? You know, we have a chatroom of our own, as does Alice. I could point you in the right direction, if you'd like.

>>738092557
I'd begin whittling down the huge list of hobbies you have to a select few. There HAS to be something that you'd like to learn more about. You've cast the net wide, now narrow down your options.

>>738092604
Vapid and materialistic? For starters, you can tell me just where it is you're looking, and what type of girls you're into.

>>738092629
She's in the area, is she? Ask her straight out if she'd like to go out on a date with you. Suggest it casually. Based off of her reaction, you can decide whether you'd like to pursue her any further.

>>738092809
Isn't that guy like, a pedophile or something?

>>738092830
Stay cool out there.

>>738092968
None of us are unique in that regard. Heaven knows I've fucked up a ton in the past. But it's how we react to failure that determines whether we survive or not, isn't it? Let's face it: failure is pretty integral to life. It'd benefit you to find out some way to use it to your advantage.
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>>738093173
I mean, considering it was a lewd Shima daki... I wouldn't doubt it?
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>>738080401
poor man's alice
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>>738093173
What purpose does being T H I C C serve? Honestly
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>>738093173
I know... but my failures usually revolve around the fact that I can never build up courage, and I just flake out at the last second.
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>>738093173
>>738093279
>Isn't that guy like, a pedophile or something?
lolicon != pedophile

fucking normalfags
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>>738093279
For Christ's sake, engage in whatever perversion you must to satisfy yourself, but hands off of the children!

>>738093386
I am a pretty lousy maid, aren't I? Not once have I offered any of you tea.

>>738093466
*shrugs* Can't help it, really. Creators made me this way.
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>>738093173
Yo thanks a bunch I know that's out of place but I appreciate that you have a soul LOL I know I'm just a dime a dozen lmao

Also I don't want to sound like some pretentious little shit acting like I deserve some human sympathy but I would love to talk/chat sometime, as long as I don't have to pay 800 f***** dollars :)
>>
>>738093466
Not OP, but it's hard. I can't put on my pajama pants because it's hard around the ass, but when they're up, they feel a bit loose
>>
God damn you are dedicated OP, props

Stopped by because the thread caught my eye, no troubles here but being separated from my first love

Two more days, I miss her bad
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>>738093655
Courage, is it? I've never had much problem with that myself, but I do implore you to ask yourself: 'how many times am I going to let my own cowardice deny me possible happiness?'

And even then, asking yourself may not be enough. You might have to live through all the regret and hesitation to learn that you're tired of being a coward.

>>738093665
How do you figure?

>>738093817
Having a soul is debatable, but I've been told I'm pleasant company.

If you'd like to speak more, feel free to message me at [email protected]

>>738093833
THICC struggles?
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>>738094066
Away from your love? On business, are you anon?

And...thanks for the encouragement. I didn't need it, but...you know what I'm getting at.
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>>738093690
>>738093833
Ah well, *unzips*
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Got buzzed and decided to go play a horror game. It went allright. To bad the game is still beta and a bit glitchy
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>>738094450
Hello!
Nice to see you
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>>738094149
Exactly.
Worst part is, I'm a guy.
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>>738094266
Family, states away. My favorite grandfather is stage four, I don't think he'll last more than a week longer. We've been visiting him daily for the last week, he's the same no bullshit guy the whole time, cancer never broke his spirit. I've made peace with it, and I'm enjoying my time with him and my father's side of the family.

I'm young, 19 this October, I've been lurking a long time, rarely ever post. Met her 4 weeks ago, we've been apart two weeks, we've only grown closer in this time apart.
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>>738093833
Pic or fake news
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>>738094297
Fuck off with the tired red dit jokes.
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>>738094560
Hello. Just realized the time, but I got sleeping problems so it won't matter.
So what is going on right now
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>>738094297
NO NO STOP I'M A GUY I'M A GUY
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>>738094778
You are just a fat faggot then not thic
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>>738094684
Can't, I'm at my friends sisters house, and I forgot my camera.
Find me in the next thread, I'll post evidence, tho.
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>>738094734
Don't know what a reddit is but I'm hard, bend over
>>738094778
Fuck, well you're gonna have to find me a vagina or asshole REAL QUICK
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>>738094899
I'm not fat, I'm slim.
My ass is fat, but I bike everywhere I go.
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>>738080401
"Tell me, why does 2B wear the scarf around her eyes?"
"Is this part of your plan?"
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>>738094619
I'm sorry to hear that. But take heart; there are some girls out there that don't mind some THICCness in a guy. Some might even prefer it, even.

Nice thing about your body though, is that you can very well change it.

>>738094674
You've got to admire that quality in some people. Fighting and owning it until the very end. I can only pray that when my time comes I'll face it with the same boldness I chose to live my life with.

Should you ever need some form of support when the time comes, we'll be around. Either myself, Jill, Fenn, Rock...keep an eye out of these types of threads. However, I think you've got this; thought I'd offer anyway.

And congratulations on meeting this new girl. A bit early to be calling her 'love', but I suppose it's permissible, given your age.

>>738095086
Cannon will tell you it's a tactical visor.

Personally? I'm just shy.
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>>738095364
If I pulled it wou;dd ypu die?
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>>738094149
YO MY MAN IM GONNA HAVE TO EMAIL YOU BET YOU DONT HAVE A PUNCHABLE FACE WHICH IS NNICE FOR ONCE HAHAHA THANKS BRO
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>>738095364
I don't see why I should, I like my body the way it is.
Plus, I have $40 to spend, and thats it.
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Be honest with me, OP. Are you really a girl?
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What's going on?
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What do you guys think of this character draft?
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>>738095768
OP is pretending, you dolt
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>>738095590
That's the OS chip. Whatever you do, DO NOT touch that.

>>738095669
No problem.

>>738095675
So long as you're okay with your body.

>>738095768
Yes, I'm a girl model.

>>738095875
Not much. Welcome to the tail end of the thread.

>>738095899
What am I looking at, exactly?
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>>738094738
For me, work.
Waiting on paperwork now.
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>>738095364
It's a strange feeling, I know I've probably got it all wrong but that's what I'm going to call it. I'm moving off to college in two months and she's got one more year before she does so I know our relationship probably won't last longer than that. As it stands she's all I can think about most of the time and I'm going to spend as much time of what we have left as I can. She's far more perfect a match than I think I could've asked for, but maybe that's my naivete speaking.
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