>be john oliver >white people! >audience laughs >I

>>738080064
I quite like him

His surname is also a first name, and his first name is also a surname. How can anyone be taken seriously after that.

he's funny i'm sorry you're so triggered

>>738080336
checkmate

>>738080064
You're reacting. That means he's done his job. Nice going, moron.

>>738080064
i love this meme good job op
and i love him too but this is funny

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>>738080457
this anon gets it

>>738080064

>P.S.
>audience starts massacring the other half of the audience by teeth throwing due to the force of the laughing

>>738080064
>current year
>not cucking

>>738080064
Show me ONE clip like this.

>>738080763

>being a jew with more eyebrows than self-respect
>OH HI-
>audience cannot contain the orgasm due to the intensity of the laughings

>>738080867
>>738080763

Do you guys not like him because he is a comedian and you have the sense of humor of a woman?

>LET'S TALK ABOUT


>HOMEOPATH-
>audience starts jumping, rolling on the floor and kissing each other's anuses due to the large agreement not only on laughings, but also on the big sex-appealing of John Oliver, increased ^99999999999^99999 when shown how smart it is ridiculing such a preposterous argument as homeopathy is

>YOU KNOW WHAT
>HITLER DID NOTHING WRO-

>Universe collapses; suddenly, everybody knows Universe was a sentient entity, because an enormous LAUGHING sounds all over the Globe and the Solar System

>>738080064
>Doesn't get the jokes

No doubt you voted for Trump.

>>738081292

The joke is being white.
Like, really?

I mean.
whaaa

>>738080064
Makes more im a year than you will in your lifetime.
Thats the real joke.
Its you.
You are the joke.

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He's a fucking moron spewing medicore scripted jokes written by a group of biased liberal. Fucking move back to England if you want to change us to be like them so much you crooked teeth inbred anglo fuck.

>>738081402
Where's a clip of this?

You sound like an insecure white person.

>>738081555

Well most humor is liberal. The right basically has zero comedians.

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>>738081509
>Basing a person's value on the money they
Pic related

>>738081555
trips of truth

>>738080064
ever since he's just gone to making fun of President Trump - I just delete the program off my DVR every week w/out watching it.

>>738081688
*make
Didn't finish my sentence because I was searching for a picture of this thot

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Jews aren't White m8, they say so themselves.

>>738081843

Then why do you record it?

The real problem with John Oliver is some people think it's a news show.

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>>738081638
Here's one for ya.

>>738081638
You need an IQ over at least 80 to have a sense of humor.

>>738081943
he doesn't know how because hes a 67 year old polish man named frank.

>>738082024
See? Stale memes. No jokes.

>>738081880

holy fuck is that really his jew nose?! LOL

>>738080170
as do i

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>>738080064
john oliver is the best, followed by trevor noah and then seth myers

of course imbecile trump voters like you don't like them because they make it hard to ignore how mentally deficient you are

>>738081943
I used to watch every episode but lately just shitcan them. I'll keep it on my DVR and maybe in a few months I'll check out an episode to see if he's grown up yet.

>>738082140
fuck off faggot

>>738080867
he's not jewish

>>738082506
But you said you delete them.

He can be informative in some topics but as for entertainment, he's shit, also HBO is a very lefty company so don't expect them not to make fun of us.

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>>738082600

>>738082600
Find one clip like this.

It's funny how right wing people make the same hack joke but can't back it up.

>>738082812
When have any of them said that?

>>738080064
Lol it's funny because that's the format of his show

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Sums up his arguments against the imaginary right winger he has in his head.

>>738082922
When did this happen?

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>>738082885

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>>738082494
>Trevor Noah
>Seth Myers
This isn't even good bait

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>>738082071
A sense of humor like when Stephen raged at his audience for laughing when they shouldn't have?

>>738080527
Thanks brother, me too

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>>738080064
People actually find this guy funny

>>738083372
When?

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>>738082494
Nice trolling dude

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>>738083285
you realise that you turned your country into the laughing stock of the world by voting trump into office

i assume that the jokes about him basically write themselves

>what are you doing, Sheldon?
A faint rustling is heard in vast dark that is the studio audience. Unbeknownst to the cast and crew a thousand pricks perking up and rubbing against the pants of audience members in anticipation of the next line.
>Listening to music
A quiet cacophony of a thousand breaths are heard as the audience can barely contain their excitement and anticipation. The air starts to smell sweet at the dampening of crotches, spotted with precum at the impending genius...
>but it sounds like its from a video game
A thunderous moan comes from a handful of the audience who could no longer contain their excitement. This causes a thousand glances and an almost unbearable breaking point for the rest of the more resolved audience, teetering at the edge, already soaking themselves and sitting in limpid pools of precum oozing in welcome of the up and coming punch line
>your point?
This is it. A thousand cocks spew forth pent up ejaculate as the audience erupts in a sonic flood of unearthly guffaws. Over and over mens shivering pricks flood the sudio with semen. The seats, the set, the future of this very world all ruined, as it comes and comes and still comes. The roar of disgusting laughter turns to gurgles as the audience is swept in the undertow of their torrent of cum. Ever it runs, out the doors, down the street, across the land in the ocean. The audience has perished, the actors, presidents and kings soon follow. The earth is enveloped in a spermtastic flood of biblical proportions. And forever it will be, until all matter breaks down and the universe goes dark.

>>738081688
In other words you are fine with comparing an american ig trash model making a rap album after stealing cars and talking like trash to a man who has done comedy for the better part of ten years to get noticed by HBO.

Sure. Sure. Compare the two. Next comparison you make, be sure to call reagan and trump the same. Your shitpost opinion is no better than a third grader comparing prince to a flock of seagulls. Cant wait for you kids to go back to school.

>>738083712
No kidding. Making fun of Trump is now an industry worth more than Trump is.

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>>738081638
And who do you guys have? Sarah silverman, amy schumer? The left can't meme.

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>>738083712

>>738081880
judaism isnt a race its a fucking ideology you fucking retard. anybody can be a jew. just like anyone can be a muslim or christina. quit being ignorant

>>738083873
Thats cause the right is basically a self-writing meme. No jokes can be made about a joke.

>>738080336
John is a surname? Get the fuck out of here you fucking idiot. In tired of you libtard cunts ruining my board

>>738083873
Literally 99% of comedians.

>>738081688
Wow did she get fake tits

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>>738082885
A video of an audience dying from laughter? Are you stupid?

>>738084085
You are the dumbest piece of trash since trump to ruin the usa.

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>>738083896

>>738084167
No retard. Think a little harder.

>>738084172
As an american i agree with this

>>738080064
why aren't there any republican comedy shows?
because republicans don't have a sense of humor.

>>738083642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wwk3q6hG6A&t=25s

>>738080064
he's funny as fuck.

>>738083712
And laughed at by who? Eurofags who are cucked to shit by letting Muslims rape their ppl and give them welfare simultaneously while doing so, so it appears as if you're paying them to commit crimes and destroy your country. Nice

>>738084316
Do you have it without some cringeworthy loser talking over it?

>>738080457
Why am i now reading this thread in his voice i mean really. Its as if hes crawled up inside my brain and planted an egg or something. How do i make it stop?

>>738083712
I didn't even vote Trump, at this point I wish I would have though.

Also, very ironic that you say that. Made me chuckle.

>>738084295
They are too busy hiding in shlters, cleaning guns and living on welfare to afford HBO anyways. Let it go. Statistically republicans are the ones getting their assistance cut. Be nice to the poor yokels.

>>738084295
Actually, they end up getting cancelled. See tim allens show. Dumb fuck.

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>>738084316
>trumptards being this triggered

>>738084390
Fun fact: the countries that let Muslims in have their crime rates raise to be almost as bad as America.

Second fun fact: You retards can't convict Bill Cosby of 60 rapes, or convict OJ of 2 murders. Your crime rate must be seriously understated.

Ouch.

>>738080064
looks like another snowflake has been triggered by harsh language

why are only american republicans triggered?

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>>738084069
You leftists are a laughing stock all you guys have to say about right wingers are "hurrrrrr you guys are a bunch of hill Billy rednecks durrrrr"

>>738080821
https://youtu.be/FVFdsl29s_Q

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>>738080064
I find him enjoyable at times, I try to keep an open mind. As I see it if you're a what they call "Alt right" you have to understand where he's coming from. It is better to understand the middle ground then to deny it. You must make middle ground at the same time hold your own. Smile once in awhile faggot.

>>738084496
>they
>names one that's not even really republican

>>738084242
Just watch his videos (which I'm pretty sure you do. And you're too stupid to realize it's mainstream media bullshit) and you will see his format is the same

>>738080064
youmad drumphtard?

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>>738080064
>vasovagal episode
More like vasovaginal episode, amirite ladies?

>>738084636
I watched 2 minutes and it wasn't what OP said. I'm not watching the other 22. What time in the clip should I watch?

>>738084496
>Last Man Standing
>Comedy

Lol pls

>>738084390
To correct you, your maga leader said it was mexicans that rape people. But the stats show american terrorists kill the most americans. White boys with guns. Its true. Or is hitler (erm sorry trump) dissuading you from reading any news that he doesnt tweet?

So you can understand it, you are a fucking moron wake the fuck up. Muslims create jobs by business grants in the usa that they dont need to repay for ten years while republican hilljacks are almost all on some sort of government assistance. Your party fucked america. You were led astray.

>>738084717
The same as what? Are you just NOW realizing what late night shows are?

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>>738084390
i really like living in germany. contrary to what you read on breitbart and stormfront, life here is better than in the u.s.

>but muh muslim rape

>>738084567
america lets muslims in, more than any european country

but america is america, and our culture and traditions handle newcomers easily. and our culture and traditions foster the global concept of people wanting to move to america so they can *become* americans. european countries have nothing like this, and their cultures can't accommodate the idea of assimilating non-white non-christian non-europeans (ie people already exactly like them). they can't handle american-style immigration, which is easy for us, but in the post-cold-war climate they started thinking they could hang. they can't, and the people they let in can't take their closed-off culture and snap.

>>738084295
Leftists own the media u kike loving idiot

>>738084531
xD le trumptards!!! Haha stupid trumpets!! Haha Cheeto Jesus!!! xDDD

>>738084531
Just because I think John Oliver is an idiot about only being able to make mediocre jokes automatically makes me a trump supporter? You are the one that was triggered obviously by even coming to this thread lol.

>>738084980
Muslims in America do a disproportionately low amount of crime. They're better citizens than the whites.

>>738084980
Fun fact more white american terrorist kill americans than all other races or immigrants combined.

>>738084980
further: america has no crime or terrorism like european countries now experience because our culture is the melting pot, and europeans cannot achieve this.

>>738085077
Well yeah. Could you imagine how bad it would suck if the right did? The funny creative types should be involved, so it's liberal.

>>738085144
A fucking men

>>738085199
America has mass shootings by white dorks.

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>>738084955

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>>738084980
>American culture and traditions handle newcomers easily
Weapons-grade bait, I congratulate (You)

>>738085199
Check crime rate. Check cop killing rate. You are under the thumb of a military government you created.

>>738085286
this is exactly what i said, you're not disagreeing with me

>>738084496
>they
>names one
>tim allen
let me rephrase, why aren't there any FUNNY republican comedy shows? sitcoms are fucking cancer.

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>>738084861
>mudslimes create jobs

>>738085348
cop-killing rate? what? our cop-killing rate is disgustingly low compared to what it should be. there should be weekly pogroms of cops and their families. they're not even people.

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>>738084085

>>738084496
>funny republicunts
>names tim allen

nigga that's already a better joke than anything tim allen has said in his career

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>>738085199
>america has no crime or terrorism like european countries now experience
this is what murricans actually believe

>>738080939
You can't say that. It's current year!

>>738085295
you should probably explain what you mean since your response is non-english

>combining vinegar and baking soda causes a chemical reaction
>weapons-grade bait lool

>>738085576
See? You made a hack old joke.

He's trash, idg how people like him.

>>738085572
there's tons of terrorism in the US, and all of it is carried out by white, male, republican zealots
dozens of cases just in the last year

>>738085429
Dont the german police carry around smg's
They don't fuck around in germany.
They kill you dead!
Fuck they'll gas you, blame it on an evil leader then move on to become the economic powerhouse their past evil leader promised them they would become.
Fucking well played germany.

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>>738084861
>General misinformation
>No sound argument
>Implying letting mudslimes in and giving them federal grants and food stamps so they can work at Walmart improves an economy
>Implying that that Trump fucked America when you've been voting for the same shill-parties over and over
>Being this fucking stupid

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>>738085290
funny part is that usa even canceled their hadron collider. it would've been way bigger, but republicans are anti-science, so they canceled it after already having spent billions drilling. then they had to spend billions filling the hole again.

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>>738081638
The right has dank memes.

The left has shit comedians

I think you know which I'd choose.

>>738084172
So... having your dick gored by a bull horn is supposed to be better somehow?

>>738084861
>americans kill Americans
Whaaaaaaat? No way I would of never know that?
>like Trump is literally hitler like literally literally hitler
Hoe fucking generic
>white boys with guns
You should honestly do your research on crime percentage and ratio you dumbass.
>wake the fuck up
Wow dude real informative am I close to being WOKE like you?
Muslims aren't the ones creating jobs u fucking shitskin loving lefty.
And the reason why the LEGAL immigrants (because according to dumbass leftists you can't seem to distribute between legal and legal but can tell the difference between all 100 genders) seem to create jobs it's because the U.S. cherry picks who comes into the country that already has money and businesses you retard. That's why on average indians and Asians make the most "hurrrr ur white privilege" (LOL actually believing that)

>>738080064

Is this what it seems like with your Down's Syndrome?

All i can say is someone is agruing with themselves clearly. Some repubtrumpsucker is arguing with themselves. Truly a welfare leech and a mass shooting terrorist waiting to happen.

I'd trade muslims for republicans anyday.

>>738085723
difference is in germany the cops don't shoot random people because they panicked (constantly). in the US, cops shoot at anything anytime and then claim "they feared for their lives". that exact phrase is repeated in courts several times per day, every day. they're more scared than rabbits, but some dumbass gave them guns with high capacity mags.

>>738085612
I mean the author of the post is saying something he does not believe and which is demonstrably false in order to garner replies on a semi-anonymous Japanese cartoon image board

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Lul people actually believe illegal Immigrants are making america awesome and not just leeching off welfare and shitting out as many babies as possible.

>>738085800
you really stuck your dick into a hornet's nest here
your canned phrases don't work, they just get you laughed at, and your whole movement laughed at
how does it feel to be labeled a bot?

>>738085851
This is the shittiest idiot on 4chan.

Cite facts instead of refute them repubfag

>>738085805
>republicans are anti science
When is this meme going to die

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>>738085723
well, to be honest, we couldn't have done it without america's help. our countries were great partners once. my city was supplied with food by american airplanes

it's just a pity, that whole trump thing. i still can't really believe that you guys voted him into office

>>738084955
The U.S. HAS MORE RAPES THAN THIRS WORLDERS? loooool where did you find this dumb ass made up graph? You should know that 3rd world countries are #1. And clearly America's numbers on things would be higher considering our population is bigger idiot. Why don't you make a ratio to rape population stats dumbass

>>738086020
After everyone on Earth dies from mutated measles from Republicans refusing to vaccinate their children

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>>738085851

>>738085658
...taken from John Oliver.

>>738085956
Better than the idiots on welfare who are white. Check your facts before you shitpost.

>>738080064
bad pasta is bad

>>738085214
You're such a shitposter. You should honestly work on it

>>738085901
>high capacity mags
MY SIDES

>>738086109
Man. A smart person.

Thank fucking god. You must not be from america. God bless your facts.

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>>738086062
so you agree on the other points? they don't bother you?

>>738086020
to be a republican is to deny that the scientific method exists, to deny that empirical evidence exists, to deny that knowable facts exist, and to deny that an objective reality exists

but i'm just saying this for the benefit of the people making fun of you who read this. i don't intend for YOU to read or understand the words. you can't. you're unable. this post was just for others.

>>738085837
Well I mean the left has all of comedy and the right has hack memes for kids. Kind of embarrassing.

>>738086203
you say that because you don't know jack shit about guns, despite claiming to be a republican

i do

>>738086124
>Check your facts before you shitpost.
That's like saying "Do a thorough walk around to ensure your vehicle is in good operational condition before you get in and drunk drive it off an embankment"

>>738085901
Yeah yeah, police in the US are GED level education with the same training as a mall cop.
My point was that germany basically thew a fit and started 2 world wars and are somehow leading the EU economics.
To clarify I am not hating or praising. Just noting that germany fixed being a second rate country by starting a war over a police action.

>>738085286
When the Florida night club shooter is Muslim and has the highest on the list.....

>>738086109
not to be a nag, but where is white vs. white and black vs. black on that chart? it's extremely important information that could well completely wipe out any conclusions you can gleam from narrowing your gaze to only interracial violence.

if you're going to be mad at black people for crime, at the very least be informed and angry. the omission of intraracial violence here is extremely suspicious.

>>738086020
Well I mean 90%+ of scientists are left wing...so that should say something.

>>738086266
80 year olds dont understand comedy. They barely understand social media. Dont blame grandpa for being an idiot. Blame the media for teaching him to be an idiot.

>>738086375
How is it like saying that at all? Lrn2analogy

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>>738085901
"German police shot only 85 bullets in all of 2011"
"Meanwhile, in the U.S., where the population is little less than four times the size of Germany's, well, we can get to 85 in just one sitting, thank you very much. 84 shots fired at one murder suspect in Harlem, another 90 shot at one fleeing unarmed man in Los Angeles."


https://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/05/german-police-used-only-85-bullets-against-people-2011/328297/

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>>738086124
Hispanics are Hispanics, there is no "White/Hispanic" option these fucking government morons want to you to believe.

seeing this thread I really gotta ask why is this board full of niggers that keep defending this unfunny piece of shit? this place really came to shit...

>>738086253

You can say all that about the modern Democratic Party and their huge propaganda wing. It's why I left the party. They aren't on the left on pretty much anything except abortion and gay shit.

>>738086109
Meh. Whites rape more kids than blacks.

>>738086415
no need: the numbers in that picture are faked
those aren't the statistics from 2010
the picture's intended audience is people who will never in a million years think to check the source

>>738086348
Sure ya do bud

>>738086375
To be fair, it seems like a simple statement. But a ton of people will discredit news as fake and believe social media or apinster news as truth. Not naming names.

Btw what DOES the fox say?

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>>738085235
>>738085144
That's cause America actually VETS Muslims before letting them in the country you big fucking idiots. You know, something that leftists have a huge problem with and want open borders. We don't just let anyone in

>>738086542
Spain is in Europe.

>>738086109
What's kind of funny is whites kill about the same percentage of blacks as blacks kill whites.

>>738086436
if your conception of a reality is right and all scientists in the entire world are what you classify as "left-wing" (your words), DOESN'T THAT FUCKING TELL YOU SOMETHING!??!?!?!

holy fuck, it's like your mom never taught you how to string together two independent thoughts to make an idea

>>738086558
I smell a troll. Or a trump. Or a grandpa. Same thing?

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>>738085705
>actually believing this

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>>738086020
when republicans stop trying to fight against science in favor of "alternative facts".

>>738080064
This guy? You mean foreign John Stewart? Another far left snarky 'comedian' trying to make his views seem great by making fun of the others. "Durr, Americans can't have guns, duuuurrrr. O, instead of adding weight to the argument, here's some anti trump memes."

>>738086784
That most smart people are left wing?

>>738086499
The similarity between the two scenarios could be summarized as "Telling someone to be responsible about doing something completely fucking irresponsible" and the lesson to be inferred is that fact-checking and shitposting just don't go together. But you're right, analogies are almost always a waste of time. Especially on the internet, where they're known only as "strawmen"

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Half the liberal dumb asses probably blame everything wrong with the world on the U.S. this is insane lmao.

>>738086746
Did you not read the info?

>>738084085
ELTON

>>738086892
they blame things on you, specifically.
not the US.
just you.

>>738086849
>I'm offended by his comedy

Trumptards sure are triggered snowflakes lately.

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>>738086266
>Actually likes stand up comedy

>>738080064
He speaks the truth and with comedy. Sorry thump lovers this dude lays it out for simple minded people like you

>>738081679

well... he's right.

if you're worried about hypotheticals, you're a fucking pussy.

be a real god damn american and fucking defend yourself.

... unless you're a cuck.

>>738086690
You idiot. We dont want to make it harder. Fucking nut. Translators that help our troops wait 3 to 5 years before being granted asylum for HELPING our troops. This administration wants to make it harder while people who put their lives on the line are killed for helping us do what they believe and we believe should be done. You can agree or disagree. But the point is more vetting is a bad fucking idea. No one is asking for less. No one. You are trash for assuming that.

>>738081555
Triggered thrump supporter fucking snowflake

>>738087007
>has to settle for unfunny pictures made by virgins

>>738086932
>info

John Oliver is funny, so sucks to be you unfunny republicontards, old white losers!

>>738086964
STAGE NAME

>>738087071
A cuck like trump.

>>738086690
Oh now you're switching between immigrants and refugees. How desperate of you.

>>738080064
Thanks about to watch him on YouTube and put a like for your pleasure op

>>738086879
there are no americans that are "left-wing"
except like, me, and 5 other people
there's no left wing in the US, and that's the whole fucking problem.

>>738081555
I'm English and I think he's shit

>>738086968
Dont bother with the troll. Or trump. Or orange asshat who cant keep a woman unless he buys her.

>>738086248
I didnt adress anything else on thw list cause teen birth rates, divorce rates, and mcdonalds restaurants were completely irrelevant. Holy shit what the fuck does mcdonalds restaurants have tl do with anything? And in Muslim countries men get away with raping women so its not even reported. In Saudi Arabia a women needs 4 peiple to confirm a crime otherwise they wouldn't trust her and she would go to jail for it. Do you not see where I'm coming from. Holy shit you're retarded. And India is the rape capital

>>738087262
Does that mean something different?

>>738084955
I don't know what stormfront it. Don't even watch breitbart. Yoire generic assumptions are dumb

>>738087121
>Doesn't understand the snowflake meme
>Cuck leftist

Checks out. You're probably the kind of troglodyte who calls Christians "fedoras". What a fucking retard.

>>738087304
Bill Cosby got away with raping 60+ people confirming in U.S.A. America is literally 15 times worse than Saudi Arabia.

It's also hilarious when you people care about women in the middle east but hate feminists and women in your own country.

>>738087188
DUBS OF TRUTH.

he is a fearful child.

>>738086824
I smell a nigger, and cotton that ain't gonna itself, fuck off

>>738087388
get better at translating your native language to english, son

that ain't words

>>738087388
Look how triggered you are. You're sure special and unique for knowing what a snowflake really is, snowflake.

>>738086253
it's funny that when scientific consensus says humans are the cause of global warming, republicans start relying on their "alternative facts", but when a dude in a wig wants to say he's female, they all get super offended and start talking about scientific facts.

they get anxious about shit that literally only concerns the dude in the wig, but ignore shit that literally affects everyone.

>>738080064
U forgot to say current year

>>738087527
If you smell a nigger its probably the one you sucked off.

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>>738087388

Hahaha this guy is triggered for being a fedora tipping snowflake.

>>738086124
So according to you a white person on welfare is worse than a Hispanic on welfare? LOL

>>738087527
Check your face. Might be nigger semen dried on it.

>>738080064
ur a bitch, and ur dumb

>>738087590
But no that science about climate can't be right because carbon taxes are gay. Retard.

>>738087643
No. The number of white southerners on welfare is greater than the whole of hispanics on welfare. Read better or get off the internet gramps.

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>>738087007
>doesn't find anything funny

>>738087643
A white person on welfare is wasted potential; a Mexican on welfare is the Stephen Hawking of Mexicans.

>>738087735
Fuck this thread, and everyone on it

>>738087845
Why?

>>738087735
Trump? I think you must be. Thin skinned cuck who does everything every white man tells you to. Thats trump for you.

>>738080064
He makes some compelling arguments and delivers it with humour and mockery.
Stop being so butthurt.

>>738085467
>Liberals

>>738087590
the republican party has self-selected for psychopathy for nearly 40 years

there's no one left who can understand the concept of "affects everyone." everything is either "affects me, now" or "doesn't exist." that's how their brains operate. it's tribal, reptile shit, all the way down.

if a piece of information fits with tribal loyalty, it's a fact. if it threatens the tribe, it's "fake news." the tribal brain is extremely simple, and don't believe any pathetic, equivocating liberal hippies who try to tell you it isn't.

>>738080064
I was just about to start this thread

>>738087076
It's doesn't matter you fuck face. Oooooo 3-5 yrs. Big fucking whoop getting is getting you dumbass it's for the greater good. But apparently to you it's evil and racist

>>738087888
Racist. Moreso than trump. So basically call rumpke, we have a dumpster fire.

>>738080170
Everyone does. OP is just jealous of how well liked he is

>>738087993
What are you even trying to say?

>>738087974
Yoy are a dumfuck. Anon was saying vetting is already 3 to 5 yeara. Why extend it? For countries that dont do terrorist strikes in your country? Are you THAT stupid? Or just drinking too much kool-aid from the brainwashers?

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>>738087128
>I must defend my black master online at all costs

>>738080170
He's a funny dude. I was actually really happy when he got his own show.

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Liberals crying about guns being legal and wanting healthcare to live as long as possible calling republicans the scared ones, this shits great XD.

In this thread, alt right faggots all triggered and mad their safe spaces have been violated. Fucking loser snowflakes.

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>>738087819
Sorry that I don't think any schumer is funny.

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is there a non-cartoon comedy show that isn't overtly political? thanks in advance.

>>738088162
Black master? I don't even know what you mean.

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>>738088220
Unfunny men are often intimidated by funny women. I get it.

>>738088179
This is exactly republican logic reversed tho.

>>738080064
he is actually covering interesting and cool subjects. He goes deeper with his research than most news station now a days.

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>>738088211
>alt right

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>>738087538
Nice attempt at reverse psychology idiots. LOL

>>738087607
>>738087689
>t. niggers
>muh dick tier insult
expected, must really suck knowing you are part of a race that accomplished nothing. Go make some signs and go bitch in some blm protest useless fucks

>>738086979
The point was that his comedy doesn't amount to a logical political argument/stand point. And to assume that someone who doesn't like this breed of politics is a Trump supporter just shows how polarized you are.

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