I'm a Corrections Officer at a county jail. AMA No, i'm

Shameless bump because i'm bored.

Thanks for bump-- op, worst and best/funniest experiences?

>>738079195
Best would have to be the friendships you build with your coworkers. It's a high stress situation and spending so much time having to watch each other's backs can really make you close.
Kinda like the military without being shot at I guess.

Worse would be when we had someone snuck in some PCP somehow. That stuff makes the user superhuman and immune to most pain. It's not fun detaining them

How does it feel being a babysitter? Are you ever gonna be a real man and become a Police Officer?

>>738080491
I wish it were as easy as babysitting, then time outs would be viable.
Oh, and no, I'm not gonna be a real man and become a Police Officer, they don't really make much more than I do.

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Do yu like interracial porn?

>>738080810
In the real world she gets beat up, knocked up, fucked up and locked up.

>>738078189
How often do prisoners hit on you?

what's the black to white ratio you've to "correct"?

>>738080810
It's not my favorite, but I don't hate it or refuse to watch it. You?
>>738080910
Never had a prisoner actually hit on me, a few mock blowing kissing just to try to intimidate guards, but no one actually hits on you
>>738080918
About 60% black, 20% white, 20% other

>>738078189
so, do you have prisoners you are kind of friendly (or at least pity or respect) with or they're all just roaches to you?

>>738081040
I love IR porn.

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>>738081040
It honestly doesn't surprise me that niggers are the majority.

What county?

Ever shot one?

>>738078189
>i'm not a "real cop"
do the laws that apply to assaulting or disarming a police officer apply to you?

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>>738081140
It all depends on how they act with me. If they listen and are kind I will treat them like normal people (well as normal as I can in my position), but if they are assholes I can be a jerk.
>>738081142
Nice.
>>738081281
You should know I wouldn't give out that kind of specific info on here. I'll give you a hint though, it's in one of these states

>>738081341
Nope, we don't get guns, inmates could take them from us
>>738081411
Yes

>>738081567
>Yes
you're a real cop

>>738078189
County jail is different from actual prison correct? How often do people really get raped

>>738078189
Are you a corrupt CO? If not, why?

>>738081795
Eh, I appreciate that I guess.

>>738081811
Just smaller really, same rules and stuff.
I've personally never seen or heard of someone raped, not saying it doesn't happen though

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how long does it take for a straight white male to become a cum guzzling whore property of jamal?

>>738081944
I'd like to say i'm not corrupt. I have guidelines that I need to follow and I do my best to do that.

>>738082026
Racist joke, ha good one.

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>>738078189
I was a dispatcher once and had access to the jail cams. One night cops brought in some qt drunk sluts. Booked em n shit. They stood near the glass windows and started flashing the cops n jailers. - fin

>>738080902
You are a poet, not a Corrections Orfficer.

>>738082182
Yeah that stuff happens sometimes. Makes the job a bit better
>>738082256
That's not OP, sorry to disappoint

>>738081950
Is it a decent gig? Like do you usually just get to chill? Ever beat the shit out of a scumbag just for fun?

>>738078189
how easy to get the job?
is the job itself easy?
how much money do you start making?

>>738082256
heh, no surprise lol

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>>738082377
Being a dispatcher at 19 was a little weird. Id get 911 calls from people whose houses were being broken into and you could hear people in the back yelling GET THE FUCK DOWN to little kids calling for an ambulance and begging their older brother not to die while overdosing. That brought a tear to my eye.

Are you one of those private prison guards or a state correctional officer?

One is a shit tier mcdonalds worker with a billy club making 8.50 the other actually has a livable wage.

>>738082462
When it's calm, its a really chill place and the inmates can actually be decent people. Beating them for no reason would make me lose my job..so no.

>>738082497
When it's easy it's easy, but when problems arise it can be pretty demanding and dangerous. I started at 45k a year.

>>738082776
That does sound pretty rough, respect to you for being there to help them as much as you could.

>>738082862
It's not state level, but it is a federally funded facility

>>738082937
Dont dance around the question please. Private or government run?

how much homo sex have you witnessed, and what races are the most likely to engage in it?

>>738082937
CoreCivic or CCA

>>738083047
Pretty sure I just said federally funded. If that doesn't answer your question then you're out of luck.

>>738083190
I kinda answered this earlier, I haven't seen any.

>>738083204
Trick question. Same thing.

>>738082937
It was a little rough on the mind. This one time a jailer was working solo at night and was booking an inmate. They got into a struggle and I had no access to the jail cell so i couldnt do shit to help so i opened up all frequencies and alerted all of patrol what was goin on. Those cops came hauling ass and ran to the jail but by then the jailer was able to subdue the guy. That was scary. He was my friend and i couldnt do shit to help him

>>738078189
Does it trouble you at all that your jail is filled with people of color yet your culture and society tells you that people of color are not criminals?

>>738083205
Well if "federally funded" means government run then A ok. State facilities suck, state run private facilities ought to be crimes in and of themselves.

I work in the legal field. Civil more than criminal. I like to take a reformist view on the criminal penal system and you can better accomplish that through government facilities.

>>738083489
I've been on the receiving end of those calls, luckily i've never been the guy that needed help though.

>>738083511
No, at the risk of sounding like one of those cliches, I dont judge a person by their skin color. If you're cool with me, i'm cool with you.

>>738083593
I agree to a point. Offenders of crimes that aren't that serious should have the chance at reform, although murders and rapist can get the chair for all I care.

>>738083845
What race are you OP? thanks for the thread also you type fast as fuck

>>738083845
Meh i disagree with you to a point. Prisons should be left for the most serious offenders. The justice system hands out life and 25 year sentences like crazy.

>>738084036
White. I used to have an office job, typing fast was the name of the game.

>>738084105
I can see your point, I'd like to see a split of "need reform" and "need punishment" prisons, or at least sections of the prison.

Good luck OP. Stay safe. Thank you for the thread. Remember "correct". These people have to get back on the street eventually

>>738085027
I appreciate it. Thanks for being here.

What sort of games get created out of boredom?

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>>738080721
>they don't really make much more than I do

gonna call bullshit on this one

Op u ever fuck a coworker?

OP have you ever been attacked or seen a guard be attacked?

I used to know a guy who went to prison. He said a prison guard was being rough with him so he fought the guy and broke the guard's arm.

Dunno how true his story was, it sounded bullshitty.

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>>738078189
Just looks like resistors in a circuit to me...

>>738085272
Just your normal trash can basketball and stuff like that.

>>738085319
Call bullshit all you want. Not here to prove it to you.

>>738085418
Nope.

>>738085424
Both. I was lucky enough to have another officer with me though.

>>738085445
Can't unsee

>>738078189
you got this job just like someone gets a job managing a dominos pizza, you had no other good options. no kid ever when asked what he wanted to grow up to be said "corrections officer".

Are there any ex ice cream truck drivers there?

There's one tht frequents my area well past 10pm and I suspect its more of the adult variety of treats

>>738086000
Yeah pretty much.

>>738086021
That's an interesting question. Not that I know of though.