H-hope you are having a g-great day Anonymous! But if you aren't,

Can I fuck you until my dick no longer has the will to exist?

How are you Alice?

reminder that you are trying to communicate with a identity confused mentally ill person, and actively trying to take advice from a person that probably needs it more than yourself

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>>738059539
P-probably not, given dicks don't h-have wills <4

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>>738059626
W-what does "identify confused" even m-mean?

>>738059596
My rib h-hurts but other than that, okay <4

I don't feel well today, Alice.

So I need to know, is this the thread where you're going to post your butthole?

Hey Alice!
So this might seem like a weird question but, we're all adults here right? So, anyway. I just masturbated, and lately when I do it. I get EXHAUSTED. Like, I have to go to sleep. What's wrong? Am I dying? Am I allergic to it? (apparently that's a real thing). Not just regular tired, like will fall right asleep.

Help!

>>738059628
Yo but we gonna fuck tho right?

>>738059347
The thread is early today

alice a cute <4

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>>738059626
What the fuck are you trying to say?

>>738059347
What do you think of caravan palace?

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>>738059710
3/10, I expected m-more effort.

>>738059726
S-sounds like you c-came too hard. Try being worse at it n-next time.

>>738059734
T-this is always the time for Tuesday and Thursday threads.

>>738059728
No.

>>738059735
T-thank you <4

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>>738059806
I l-like them a lot <4

>>738059347
You stuttering piece of fuck.

>>738059347
I haven't had good day since like 2 weeks
everything is fucking me up

>>738059726
Perhaps you should cut back on the masturbation for like a week and see if that helps.

>>738059347
are you willing to cheat to your partner because of my thick cock.????

>>738059347
I don't get how anyone can take this seriously with a stupid gimmick like a written stutter. It's like that faggot in the celeb threads. You are consciously adopting an annoying speech impediment, for what? To seem cute? It's bullshit. Knock it the fuck off and talk like a normal human being

how do I help a friend experiencing a loss?

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>>738059912
Yes? H-how can I help you today?

>>738059927
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* W-what's wrong Anonymous?

>>738059953
I d-don't have one.

>>738059955
I don't know w-why you look at s-someone doing something f-for six years and expect them to change <4

>>738059955
based

>>738059833
>I expected m-more effort.

I have an unexpected fever today, I'm using up most of my will power just to not pass out.

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>>738059347
Moar owl leggings pls

>>738059626
bleuuuugh fuck off anon go suck ur moms tiddies or something blaaaa

Heeeeelp! I need encouragement to go workout!

>>738059347
Much better. Glad you are not claiming to be a psychologist anymore. Carry on.

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>>738060075
Oh d-dear. Why are you posting in m-my threads then? Do y-you need a care package?

>>738060097
I'll b-be streaming with them on t-today. CeltyPlays on Twitch <4

The fuck is this shit? Its a dude isn't it, knowing this place its a fag.

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>>738059347
Idk if your real Alice but, why do you type in stutters? For realsies.

>>738060039
Ignore their problem and hope the issues resolves itself.

>>738060041
So if you don't have a partner, maybe I can use my thick cock to convince you to be with me, what do you think?

>>738059806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI

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>>738060176
I'm a neuropsychopharamacologist d-dear <4 But I d-do psychologist threads in t-the morning dear.

>>738060184
I'm a g-girl dear <4

>>738060155
*blinks* W-what sort of workout are you d-doing?

>>738060230
I'm Alice <4

>>738060238
No t-thank you <4

>>738059347
Love you to hell and back and back to hell and back qt.

>>738060184
yeah, and people are genuinely attracted to this

>>738060183
>Oh d-dear. Why are you posting in m-my threads then?

Long term strategy takes priority over minor health concerns.

>>738060041
I can say the same to you. None of us are going to change. Especially not with your attention whoring anime bullshit. This isn't psychological help, it's your own emotional masturbation.

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>>738060039
There's n-not much you can do besides be t-there and support them Anonymous. I'm s-sorry, I'm s-so so sorry....

>>738060306
Nothing too crazy, I'm just procrastinating. There is an app that I follow for workouts.

>>738060183
What time is the stream?

>>738060378
The only reason any of us come here is to masturbate.

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>>738060320
R-right back at you <4

>>738060373
I r-really respect that <4

>>738060378
1. Not from an anime
2. Am not doing this for attention
3. I don't enjoy this <4

>>738060450
Oh? Myfitnesspal?

>>738060452
P-probably 6:15 EST, s-so in an hour <4

>>738060357
Most people on here a prison gay anyway. They have no other choice.

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Hi Alice, where am I?

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>>738060518
>I don't enjoy this <4

>>738059347
I hate how these threads are my high light of my day,

>>738060518
Fitstar! I've been using it for several months, currently I'm working on getting a better butt(I'm seeing results!).

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I despise this stuttering cunt

>>738060184
Lurk more anon. They've been here for a while and they're here to help.
Anything you want to talk about?

>>738059347

Who are you?

>>738059347
i have a messy room and never have enough motivation to clean it. is there a way to change that?

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>>738060603
Looks l-like a hospital bed.

>>738060634
Oh w-wow, be s-sure to keep me up to d-date <4 [email protected]

>>738060605
S-sorry <4

>>738060608
*kisses the top of your head* I l-love that you come visit m-me dear.

>>738060640
Any p-particular reason or j-just an ill informed rant about h-how I do this for attention.

>>738060701
Alice <4

>>738060652
Help with fucking what?

>>738059347
I wanna stop fapping, it's not easy

I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE, I WANT TO RAPE ALICE

>>738060518
>I r-really respect that

Can I have my fanservice now?

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Just made a school-shooting event on the Gmod server I spent months on, more than 600 hours. I randomly killed everyone there, and when I finally got caught by an admin+ (because I was admin), I banned myself permanently, with reason "self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head". Basically I had enough of this server, multiple things additioned to other problems lead me to do that. Now I am community banned, and I need to create a new life with my bf. Considering Gmod is the only game I can play online without a good internet, I am looking for a good RP server. Maybe someone has suggestions ? Anyways, keep up the good work Alice, and let this thread be nice !

>>738060782
Why do you stutter like Michael J Fox on a washing machine?

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>>738060640
Then there's no reason for you to be here.

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>>738060782
Hey, where am I?

You can't handle my anguish.

I'd love to bend you over, though.

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>>738060772
W-well, have you tried better organization and time management?
You don't have to clean the whole thing up all at once. I have a 600 or so foot apartment, divided into five sections:
1. Bed
2. Kitchen
3. Living area
4. Office
5. Bathroom

I c-clean each one once a week, on a fixed schedule s-so it is relatively easy to do.
That means each action takes less motivation and you are more likely to complete it <4

>>738059347

This is a dude, isn't it?

>>738060987
Nope.

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>>738060803
W-whatever you need help with d-dear <4

>>738060861
No, and you'll never get it.

>>738060871
I d-don't <4

>>738060889
Already s-said where.

>>738060927
T-try me <4

>>738060518
>Touhou
>not anime

You've got some self serving reason to do this. Cause you don't give a shit about helping anyone. You've got a theme, you use fake sympathy and pseudo-psychological shit to garner attention from emotionally isolated guys.

You're a fucking attention whore.

>>738060839
Don't we all.

>>738060782
Ok, so basically you're just sitting and writing nice things to anons?
How kind <4

>>738060782
Alice, you're silly! I'm not sending random butt progress reports! Time to workout, ta ta for now

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I am in love with a loli and she loves me back, but I don't want to be. I don't want to love them. What do I do?

I need actual help on this one.

>>738061039
yea well aren't we all just desperate for some attention

Kill all muslims.

>>738060803
I don't know. She gives good advice on how to seek proper mental healthcare and she also offers people support and comfort. I have been told she even helps people pay for medical bills and I am inclined to believe her based on everything I have seen. Either way, she offers people someone to talk to.

>>738060987
It is.

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>>738060864
S-sorry, I don't d-deal with Source t-these days.

>>738060987
S-sorry, sadly, I am n-not. Biological girl here <4

>>738061039
Touhou is a video g-game series <4

And that's weird, I pay for peoples health care, I get them to doctors, I've even driven people to the ER before. But for sure, I don't give a shit about helping people.

>>738061076
I d-do a lot more than that.

>>738061080
Have f-fun <4 *giggles*

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>>738061032
Hi, where am I? How did I get here?

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>>738061142
I'm f-for sure not.

>>738061200
I'm n-not.

>>738061186
Why?

>>738059347
There is this girl i like and i want to move the relationship to the next level. We are reallly close friends but sometimes i kinda hate her and sometimes I'm maddly in love with her. She is currently single and idk i guess i just need to be encouraged cuz im a bit scared of rejection. :-(

If I were beautiful I'd do the same I guess. Beautiful people get lonely too I suppose. It feels good to be noticed and have someone listen, even if you are asking all the questions.

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I have writer's block. I have no idea how to continue with this story that I'm writing.

>>738061202
So what are you doing?

>>738061260
Because their religion preaches hate.

>>738060230
B-because it's cute, Anonymous! <4
And if you Anons t-think I'm cute then you'll send me money on P-patreon because you're all pathetic beta orbiters!

>>738061202
>And that's weird, I pay for peoples health care, I get them to doctors, I've even driven people to the ER before. But for sure, I don't give a shit about helping people.

You put this forward like you're bragging about it.

It really betrays the your attempts to portray this all as selfless.

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Hey op,what do you think of this comic? pic related.

should i post it?

>>738061260
Alice, how many of your friends cosplay/associate with other touhou characters?

>>738059347
Hey alice.

I've been struggling with suicidal thoughts lately.
I feel like a complete fucking looser, I have friends and a pretty active lifestyle but I fucking hate the world we live in.

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I want to rape alice.

>>738061377
She wouldn't have to point things like that out if people like you didn't always accuse her of malicious intent.

I feel like I should use my abilities and intelligence to better society. I also feel like society will soon collapse and there is little I can do about it.
Never been a spiritual man, but buddhism and meditation, got to me.
Should I just go try to find inner peace/enlightenment, instead of trying to safe the world?

>>738061202
>And that's weird, I pay for peoples health care, I get them to doctors, I've even driven people to the ER before. But for sure, I don't give a shit about helping people.

Bullshit you do, you fucking liar. I'm sure you're a fucking saint, that's why you come here for your daily adulation for being such an awesome person.

Ditch the act, ditch the gimmick. Act like a normal fucking human, and don't respond to everything like you're some faggots waifu. Then I might consider you something besides a fucking whore.

>>738061434
Too bad she's a fictional character, then.

>>738061260
this bitch is flatter then a cutting board

>>738061309
>We are reallly close friends but sometimes i kinda hate her and sometimes I'm maddly in love with her.

She's going to reject you.

<4

The hell is that?

>>738059876
Yas me too! Are you seeing them during their east coast tour by chance? I'm seeing em in Philly + NY this weekend

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>>738061309
D-dear, I've got t-to ask, why do you n-need me to tell you what to do here? Go to her. Go ask her out. Yeah, everyone has problems sometimes, everyones a dick sometimes, sure.

So? Just open your mouth and s-say the words, and whatever h-happens, happens. Or decide, right here and n-now, that it is pointless and give up.

Cuz just throwin' it onto me, lookin' for an excuse to not do it or do it, that's just silly. It's on you. So go do it. You don't need me to go do it <4

>>738061260
>Why?

They kill innocent people.
Rape our women and children.
Treat women like second class citizen.
Refuse to adapt and are pretty much violent.

If we get rid of all muslims and islam, we do the world a huge favor. We also get one step closer to world peace.

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would you consider dating a person like me ?>>738059347

>>738061479
>Act like a normal fucking human
Anon, what's normal?

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>>738061310
*laughs* W-with all the people calling me a trap and a m-man and too skinny or w-whatever, it's refreshing to hear a genuine compliment.

But I'm nothing special Anonymous. I'm just here to help.

>>738061463
She never actually has to point it out.

But she takes every opportunity to do so.

What does that tell you?

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>>738061479
Anon you are on a board dedicated to fiction and tomfoolery
Hop off your fucking high horse.

>>738059347
I'm going on a business trip to Japan in like a month. I don't speak the language but i want to get around the country and meet people. Do you have any recommendations as to how to meet people if you don't speak the language? I just don't want to be alone during all of my free time on this trip.

>>738059347
how do i kill someone without going near them?

>>738061463
Maybe if she acted like a genuine person and not a fucking cartoon we'd think she has noble intentions

>>738061479
>Implying anyone gives a fuck about your toxic opinion.

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>>738059347

>>738061102
Help

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>>738061327
Helping Anonymous <4

>>738061334
S-so? So does pretty much every religion and m-many secular groups. S-simply being an asshole d-doesn't make you deserving of death.

>>738061312
W-want me to take a look at it? [email protected]

>>738061377
I s-see, so if I s-say nothing and s-simply allow you to talk shit, t-then everything you say is t-true, but if I s-show how I d-do things to help others, it's also true?

Yeah, I'm gonna go with "you are speaking out your ass" for 800.

>>738061564
>Go to her. Go ask her out.

You fucked up this time, Alice. She's clearly deliberately keeping their relationship non-romantic and is going to reject him. And now he'll blame you.

>>738061629
Not translating a fucking stutter into text

>>738060782
Just the stuttering

>>738061647
Other anons usually point it out for her first, tbh. Not sure why you are so bitter. She's not the first person to be Alice, either. It's sort of a mantle.

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Hey Alice.
I'm a 22 years old boy. I've been in college for more than 2 years and a half, but I'm still a kissless virgin. I haven't even held hands with a girl... I feel invisible, all girls ignore me, and I don't know why. I am handsome, polite, I own a luxurious BMW, I dress well... I am the supreme gentleman. Yet girls prefer these obnoxious men. Life is unfair.

>>738059347
You started to take the stutter to far.

Also i finally found out what love is.

>>738061734
You cared enough to reply faggot.

>>738061808
>W-want me to take a look at it?
Not just yet. What I've got so far is a first draft, which means that it's embarrassingly bad. Maybe I'll get in touch after I've edited and tinkered with it a bit.

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>>738061757
What is this trapi smelly smell

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>>738061389
N-not many cosplay. A f-few associate with it.

>>738061429
*wraps her arms around you and squeezes* W-what do you hate about it, Anonymous?

>>738061479
I d-do <4 So I'll just ignore all t-the other things your say, b-because your opinion of m-me doesn't matter if you ignore t-the things I do <4

>>738061474
Do w-what is best for you, Anonymous. Whatever t-that may be.

>>738061887
kys fgt
>stale b8

>>738061729
She is playing a character because these threads have a bit if a tradition in it. Alice has been doing it since 2011 and the Alice before her had been doing it since 2006. Every other thread is someone playing a character for the benefit of anons, whats wrong with this thread doing it too?

>>738061887
I've watched your youtube videos before man, I love them! Why did you stop uploading?

>>738061839
W-what's wrong with t-that, Anon? It doesn't change what's she's saying

>>738059347
My girlfriend dumped me a few hours ago, I'm still in shock honestly. I have about half a bottle of vodka but I don't even feel like drinking due to sadness. I have no way of talking to her because she's blocked me on everything.

>>738061993
if she was normal, she wouldn't be wasting her time with loser virgins like us

>>738061887
K-k-kill them a-all anon, its t-the only way <4

Today I shouted "shut the fuck up" to a litlle crying baby since his mother wasn't capable enough of calming him down.

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>>738061549
P-please, I'm no Nevada.

>>738061553
<4 b-because I love you one more <4

>>738061557
Oh d-dear! I h-had no idea!

>>738061578
S-some people do that. Some of t-those people are Muslims. N-not all people who do that are. S-so there is no reason to judge them all b-based on the actions of a few.

You know, a pretty guiding principle in Western justice and encoded into most US laws.

>>738061617
S-sure, I'd consider it <4

>>738061647
T-that I am not s-stupid <4

>>738061808
>I s-see, so if I s-say nothing and s-simply allow you to talk shit, t-then everything you say is t-true

It only has the appearance of being true but deeds will always win out over words so if it really is true, then my accusations will never take root.

But you kind of prove my point when you're all too happy to point out how you help everybody all the time by sacrificing everything.

Not that I doubt you've done these things, I just think you're looking for excuses to hurt yourself and you're using Anons to fulfill that purpose. This is butthole guy by the way, not the other guy in the thread doing the more sustained and vicious attacking of you.

>>738062089
I never claimed she was normal. She's certainly just as fucked up as the rest of us.. but she is also kind and certainly not an attention whore.

>>738061578
>>738061977