my dad just found out that my mom has been cheating on him and

Who do you like more

>>738051566
Your father since you mom is a piece of shit

>>738051566
go with mom, dad will always be there for you

>>738051566
Go with the dad because having two mom's would be weird

>>738051651
this

>>738051566
With your mom. Because you can join an incest threesome with this way.

>>738051566
Your mother, since you might witness some lesbian action

>>738051566
fuck your dad to get even

Oh yeah an incest threesome would be awesomethanks for the idea anon I'm gonna go with my mom then

>>738051566
Who ever buys you the better gift op

>>738051821
op here again thats what im doing

>>738051566
Mom. You can see her lezzing out with new mom

>>738051755
Lesbian.

>>738051916
The only option.

btw im 15 and my mom is like 40 so im good with insest sex

Who makes more money? if roughly equal go to your father you don't want to get stuck in a oedipal mom-son relationship

>>738051566
Whoever makes more money, or whoever will come out better in the divorce.

>>738052106
oh my dad for sure my mom works for some stupid fucking food delivery website

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>>738052089
MODS

Become your dads wife... only logical thing to do, to make your mom mad.

>>738051566
Is living with Adam Russo an option? He might wake you up by licking your toes and sucking your dick. I saw it in a movie once.

>>738052312
agreeable

>>738052089
Become your dads bride, logical response to what your mom is doing.

>>738052355
ill email him

>>738051643
/thread

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pit them against eachother and go with whoever bribes you with the most money and least supervision, obviously, you fucking newbie.

but my dad said he would get me a car but on the other hand I could have a mother son threesome

>>738051566
Dyke mom will turn your kids into fags. Cut ties with the carpet muncher and go with dad

>>738051643
/thread rlly

>>738052561
>>738052643
looks like dad it is

should have done trips decide but to late

>>738051566
lesbian mom. maybe you can watch her and her girlfriend scissor. or 69, whatever.

>>738052529
This is so fake. So let your dad take out all of his frustration on your ass, and let him pound you daily as if you were his wife, then you'll only dress as a girl and you'll call your asshole a pussy, you'll moan daddy as he gives you back strokes.

But maybe I'll tell my mom I'll go with her if she gets me a fleshlight and then purposely have her walk in on me while jacking off maybe that'll hire my chances of a threesome

>>738052798
my mom is a dyke lord she looks like that boo bitch from orange is the new black but with pink hair and more tattoos so that a no can do

>>738052938
Kik?

>>738052529
thats legit what my dad said
and then he said my mom has to choose if i get a car but haha no mom no more

>>738052938
not op

>>738051566
Clearly your mom. And try to get into some fucking 3-ways. She had you so she liked cock at some point-- remind her why.

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>>738053133
for any one that says 3 way


my mom is a dyke lord she looks like that boo bitch from orange is the new black but with pink hair and more tattoos so that a no can do

my dad kicked my mom out and she doesnt even have a car so she is just walking somewhere

>>738052446
This tbh. Also post pics once you are 18

>>738053809
of what?

play both sides

>>738051566

Your dad. You mom's a piece of shit for cheating and not doing the right thing but telling your dad she needed to fulfill her desires before doing so. Plus, lesbians are absolutely shitheads, worse than even college bros and raging black-power niggers in terms of insufferability.

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>>738051643
/thread

>>738054027
This guys knows what's up.

my dad is a savage though i was just sleeping and i hear "get the fuck out" and my mom didnt say shit cause she knew she done fucked up

I'd go with the dad double the amount of period days is too much man.

>>738051566
>who do i go with in divorce
Chances are very good you will have no say in the matter. Custody is almost always determined by who can afford the more expensive lawyer

>>738054378
I'd commit suicide your moms a dirty dyke and dad got cucked/justed life isn't a porno its all down hill from here if i was you id wait till justice league comes out

>>738054749
The judge would never grant custody to some cheating dyke

>>738054825
yeah i will go there then when the movie is over i will shoot it up then shoot my self

>>738052089
Later fag
Underage b&

>>738054927
You would be surprised, especially in certain parts of the country. Fuck, if OP is a leaf the judge might automatically rule against the father for being so homophobic that he wants a divorce to begin with

>>738052089
go with your dad and come back in 3 years to tell us how it went

>>738055074
Lol best case scenario momma puts him on hormone treatment to become the girl she always wanted

>>738055012
Eh id stick to killing myself kid wouldn't want them to credit the murders to mommy being bull dyke and daddy being a beta cuck

>>738055419
i have a twin sister as well as a half brother

>>738051566
Go with mom and fuck her new partner. Then go back to dad.