Nip is passed out in front of the bar entrance. Dubs decides

>>738047991

You should probably wake him up...

>>738047991
shit on his head, obviously.

>>738047991
Draw a dick on his forhead

>>738048127
roll for shit

>>738048127
>>738048163
roll for shit

>>738048127
>>738048186
roll for shit

stick fingers in his mouth and rip his cheeks open

>>738048127
>>738048209
roll for shit

>>738048127
>>738048230
roll for shit

shit on his head

>>738048127
>>738048127
roll for shit

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These fucking file sizes. Anyway

>>738048127
>>738048127
>>738048127
roll for shit

draw lolicon on him

>>738048288
W I N R A R
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>>738048127
>>738048127
>>738048127
>>738048127
one last roll for shit on his head

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>>738048288
nice!

>>738048288
well... winrar am i right?

>>738048288
W i n r a r

>>738048288
alright OP...I hope you got one on deck and ready to go.

>>738048288
卐

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>>738048330
Don't have a pen or marker. Also just dumped so can't poo

>>738047991
Steal his pants

>>738048608
I could do that. Rolls dubs. I'll take a pic of the pants for verification

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>>738048533

>>738047991
wake him up, you cunt

>>738048533
jerk off right in front of his face. just as you're about to cum, yell real loud and wake him up so just as we wakes up he takes one in the face.

>>738047991
post a shitload of american flags all over him, post a note somewhere that says "nagasaki motherfucker"

>>738048799
I say old chap, that appears to be repeating digits.

>>738048679
ill roll and win a second time then B O I S

>>738048799
>just as we wakes up he takes one in the face.

OP, you hard yet? Better get hard.

>>738048608
Reroll for pants heist

HE WOKE UP. HOLD ON FOR DEETS

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>>738048799

>>738048608
Reroll

>>738048799
FACKING LAD.

>>738048608
Rolll

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Hes moving around and coughing. Pic of shoes and pants from before. Also this will be slow. Every time I take a pic it's too large. Have to crop. Hiroshimoot is a jew.

>>738048608
Roll

Ejaculate upon.

>>738049261
he's going to jump up and kung fu your ass. better get your dick hard and start fapping. >>738048799

>>738048608
Last roll for the pants heist

>>738048799
Will jerk off soon. I want him too sleep again

Have you came on his face yet?

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His body is ready
Again I have to crop images. Fucking gay

>>738049998
just change the picture size in your camera settings so it takes smaller pics.

viola. no cropping.

>>738050173
I did. Went to the lowest which was vga

>>738050173
Will try again

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>>738047991
Gently kiss him on the forehead

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OP here. Test photo

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Yeah na hes still out

Guess my bread is dead

Still waiting for the jizz pic.

>>738051931
Just get hard op. Do it for the bread.

>>738051141
where you at?

>>738051931

I'm not a fag, I don't want to see your dick, but if you post a pic of you beating your meat in front of his face this shit will explode.

>>738051141
Alternatively, you could just start screaming in his face, since obviously you aren't going to jack off on him.

>>738052338

holy shit talk about obvious. Over compensating brah.

>>738052255
Dive ass bar. Went hope because cops were patrolling. Zips are racist to the white man.

>>738052414

You're not calling me a fag are you?!?! CAUSE I'M NOT A FAG! YA HEAR ME!?! I DON'T LIKE DICKS! NOT EVEN MY OWN!

>>738052414
I'm not gay at all, I don't like dick but, it would be funny. Not the dick, just what hes doing with it. Not that I'm gay.

>>738052509
AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

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>>738052603

>>738052414

it'd just be funny if he got his dick and it shook it around a little by some dudes face, you're the gay one if you read something sexual into it.

>>738052338
Well Friday night is in about 14 hours so should be plenty of passed out monkeys. Will try again

>>738052761
Nothing sexual about jerking off onto someone, nothing sexual at all.

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>>738052603
Your capslock is stuck buddy

>>738052898
oH SHIT. tHANKS FOR THE WARNING.

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>>738052766
>>738052479
These posts are also OP

>>738047991
kill him

>>738053249
Late to the party are we

>>738053363
yeah I wish I caught this thread earlier

>>738052697
>meme generator

he must have had a nip slip and conked his head

Put dick over his upper lip and scream mi scusi

>>738053518
>thinking I used memegenerator and didn't just save or google it

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>>738053526
Holy fuck

>>738053703
>counter thinking your thoughts

>>738052898
WAT IS THIS CAPS LOCK, AND WHERE DO I FIND IT?

HOLY SHIT CAPS LOCK LOOKS AWESOME

What's the status of the intoxicated oriental gentleman at the moment?

Bump. We want gore.

>>738051141
Come on man, do it

>>738054602
Pigs came. Took him downstairs. Was still unresponsive. Left him sleeping next to a tree. I'm curious what his thought process will be when he wakes up.

>>738056848

He'll keep having nightmares of this guy watching him over and over again.