I'm a grave digger. Ask me anything. Digger is in the shop

Grave nigger?

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>>738045866
Man, the resoluition on my phone is shit.

>>738045866
What do you do for a living?

>>738045866
Do you move graves as well or just dig fresh?
>>738045974
Hur Dur Dur. Such an inventive faggot.

>>738045866
can i hire you?

>>738045866
is 6ft deep enough?

>>738045974
Those go in the grave.

>>738046044
Student, i dig graves in the summer for some extra cash. This is my 3rd year.

>>738045866
Do you rob the graves before you put the dirt on top?

do you sometimes dig graves like just 2 ft deep cause you are too lazy?

>>738046188
If not, are planning on starting this victimless crime?

>>738046093
Occaisionally, doesn't happen often tho.

Theres a few tombs from some old families, fun when we have to add someone as theres always 20cm of water in there.

>>738046171
sure

>>738046183
For what? i don't know mumbojumbo units.

About ear depth if its a double grave, where one gets added on top when the spouse dies later on.

>>738045866
is 6 feet deep enough? What is the fastest most unobtrusive way to dig a grave? What soil is best? How do I best camouflage an unmarked grave? How many bodies can fit in one grave? Lime helps with decomposition - anything else that could help?

>>738046187
how well does the job pay?

>>738046188
Nah, coroner would have taken the nice stuff anyway.

>>738046281
single graves that only pay for 10 years aren't deep. top of the casket would be about 40cm deep.

why don't you use a machine?

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>>738046460

>>738046460
The digger we use is a kubota, finish it by hand to make it look nice.

Soft soil, digs faster. One of the yards we do is full of bits of bombed church tho, that's a real slow dig.

Vegetable garden i guess.

Depends on the size.


Also we use big fuel driven stamper to compact the ground, otherwise when the box rots it will make a depression.

We basically crush the box and corpse.

>>738045866
have yu ever sex in a digged grave?

>>738046580
about 1700EUR +80 for bike incentive

>>738046953
I'm a virgin.

>>738046906
>make it look nice

For whom?

>>738047039
The family you dunce. They like a nice clean edged grave.

>>738046992
I'm assuming per month?

>>738047371
yeah, i find it weird when yanks express they yearly salary.

Not even some buttfucked of of eastern erope could live of that, i think

>>738047506
Hah thanks anon.

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>>738046906
>full of bits of bombed church

>>738047574
Still not terrible pay for a side job, at least for the US, just enough to help cover bills and have some spending cash.

>>738047629
It's Europe, there were only two world wars there along with hundreds of other wars.

>>738047629
The two bloodiest wars in history were fought right here.

A lot of shit got bombed. Farmers often still plough up unexploded shells.


>>738047749
I am a student that lives at home, its excellent money for me.

But i wouldn't wanna be inmdependant and live on 1700 for a year.

>>738047221
They cant see it you dunce - gravesides are carpeted during a funeral. You know what? I'm beginning to think you're not a gravedigger at all!!!!! HERECY!!!!

>>738047990
I guess its different in yankistan. Do they also carpet the bottom?

What's the reason for that?

>>738048161
For carpeting? So mourners don't slip and fall in the hole

>>738048326
So the sides and bottom of the hole ar still visible as you explain it?

>>738046445
>About ear depth if its a double grave
I like you.

>>738048464
No, the carpet drapes the sides of the hole. Have you ever been to a funeral?

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>>738048464
>>738048661

>>738048661
Honestly? Once, we have coffee while the dudes in black do their thing.


>>738048491
I don't know why but ok.

>>738049078
Before they enter we also check the papers to make sure it is the right body.

>>738049078
Well stop neatening the sides of the holes and have your coffee sooner. Work smart not hard anon, jeez.

>>738049192
It takes no time and i still think the carpet is just a yank thing.


Extremely prudish protestant past, fear of death and all that.

Just like your prudishness about language.

Also The boss wants it neat.

Burial of the grave in the OP is Tomorrow, i'll watch out for any carpet placing.

>>738049641
It's not just the septics that carpet anon

>>738046187
also, do you study? and whats your ocupation?

>>738045866
Do you work in Poland ?

>>738049956
what?

>>738050055
What makes you think that? And no.

Lol the owners manual in my brand new Kubota back how has a section with instructions on how to dig a grave- laughed my ass off...

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>>738050055
>>738050144
checked

>>738045866

do you ever have any awkward moments with mourners who are at the graveyard to visit a dead loved one while you are digging another grave? or any other awkwardness

>>738045866
Why are the bodies buried behind the headstone sometimes?

How long does it take for a body to get buried, because I sometimes see year-old deaths on headstones with no signs of digging whatsoever?

>>738050239
Not really, i just nod hello. Some want to have a chichat, some don't and just nod back, some ignore you.

Do you ever heckle the mourners so that they hurry the fuck up already and you can begin to fill the hole in quicker?

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>>738045866
That is the shittiest excuse for a grave I've ever seen. Hopefully when the machine is back up it will replace you, you lazy nigger.

>>738050307

why would you expect to see signs of digging an entire year after a body has been buried?