Sick of dicks? Let's see some hands. Anon on /soc said this

>>738029032
Also post height. I'm a 5'11" manlet to you tall fucks.

Okay. Hand can't substitute for dick. I've found that it's a poor substitute for pussy too. Carry on.

Okay. My first thread failed. Time to get my dick out....

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im 5"8 inb4 manlet rat
>>738029032
working mans hand/10

>>738031761
You don't own an old ass ruler? Yeah, my hands are gnarly/ugly. No modeling in my future...

>>738031926
i dont own an old ass ruler sorry fam

>>738031761
Also, weird angle but short fingers/10?

>>738031996
Standard printer paper is 8.5 x 11. Go

>>738031761
just me or is that a midget pinkie?

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Nothing better to do while I shit I guess.

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Idk

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>>738032441
>>738032041
normal size?
>>738032181
i think this is standard

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>>738032825
what the fuck is this photo i posted a picture of my hand

>>738032759
Guessing you weigh 135 lbs

>>738032773
>> strong looking. Trim needed

You fuckers need a ruler or a tape or standard paper for some context damn in.

>>738032949
You look fragile. Do some manual labor. It's good for you.

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6'3" master race
Hand takes up a majority of the piece of paper

>>738032949
Has your body ever seen sunlight?

i have tiny girl hands and a micro penis ujelly

>>738033396
Sometimes i go weeks without leaving my home

>>738033396
it's called being human (white)

>>738031761
whats with those faggy ass jeans

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>>738033345
What's the span between picky and thumb as measured like OP?

>>738033579
comfortable for inside when chillin wouldn't wear outside.

>>738033816
cut them finger nails

>>738033816
Feminine af/10. You a gril?

>>738033864
Yes sir.

>>738033927
Nah, i'm a guy. But my body looks indeed really feminine.

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cig for scale, 178cm/~56kg

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Why not?

i have the smallest hands here (AND PENIS)

>>738034273
>>738033448
yeah we get it, just post pics

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My joints look crooked but that's just how it looks when I extend the hand

>>738034273
>>738033448
I am a faggot and i'm into small hands and micropenises. But only if you are a trap or goodlooking cd.

>>738034199
Nice hand. Ditch the pinky ring unless you're trying to project gayness in which case it's fine.

>>738034509

hand of a weak person

>>738033580
6'3" anon here. I'm at about 9.7 my widest

>>738034040
go to the doctor and make him prescribe you testosterone

>>738034592
The pinky ring is my late wife's wedding band.

>>738034605
I'm weak yeah. I study all day, and my idea of exercise is mostly long walks. I have a gym membership but I go there two hours a week.

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>>738034273
You're not alone

Holy fuck not a single one of you stupid faggots can follow directions

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>>738034649
OP here. I'm must have disproportionate large hands with 10.25" at 5'11" tall. Too bad other parts aren't as disproportionate. 12oz can.

>>738032773
cut your fucking nails

>>738034965
Your late wife was named Randall, wasnt it?

>>738034965
My bad anon and my condolences. Who gives a fuck what others might think in that case. Pinky rings for life

>>738035033
>owning a ruler
im not a child bubby

>>738035189
Nope. She was genetically female.

>>738033816
hello reviewbrah

5'11 here came in at 10"

>>738035550
Or a tape measure, or a damn piece of standard paper. Okay.

>>738034684
I'm fine, i already asked the doctor and he made a blood test.

I'm alright, i'm just a skinny bone type.

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my dad has huge hands so i dunno

>>738035649
well I'm not a carpenter or an office worker either

fuck its vertical

>>738035644
Pic or it didn't happen.

>>738035838
Smallish. Also, does nobody work outside or use their hands anymore? All this perfect skin and softness.

>>738029032
Your hand is only 10 cm?

Kek

I just rubbed one out.

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fucked up first picture so heres another 5'9" and 8 inch hands I'm only 13 though

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>>738036064
Yeah. Baby hands.

nice hands

>>738036064
the ruler even says made in U.S.A how can you be this stupid?

>>738036267
Where did you find that micro can?

>>738036213
Only 8 cm?

Top fucking apex kek

That would be alright if you are like 6 or so.

>>738036543
Am i the stupid one or are you the stupid one?

>>738034965
She sure as fuck didn't die for you to wear her ring like a fucking homo

>>738036679
kek

>>738036776
Where did you find that micro mouse?

>>738036544
>>738036609
Look, it's the "I know you are, but what am I?" Kid. Nice. Takes me back to elementary school. Those were the days...

>>738036609
it's 100% you.
either A. you actually thought it was cm, which makes you dumb as fuck
or B. you thought it was a funny joke, which makes you so fucking dumb I'm surprised you could even post in the first place.

>>738036902
Fuck off fucker i eat your eyeballs

>>738036862
i bought it from my local computer store its Atech A7

>>738036679
Fuck off man. Give the guy a break for fuck sake. There's really no need to be a hostile asshole.

>>738036994
Or C. It was actually funny and you just don't have humor.

Don't be so insecure mate, it was just a joke...

>>738031761
Wew

>>738036213
MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>738036544
>8 cm

being this fucking retarded. kys.

>>738037136
Fuck you, i am eating your asshole from inside, you intestine breather.

>>738037211
consider suicide

>>738037326
>being 13 with an 8 cm hand
Ksy yourself fucker

>>738037379
Don't be so insecure.

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I'm 6'4"

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>>738035068
Looks like that cans about to pop, buy a stress ball instead


My hand looks like a fucking shovel

>>738037652
>My hand looks like a fucking shovel
No, it just looks like the hand of a fat fuck.

>>738037652
That is a shovel. Span?

>>738037475
that's not a reply kiddo, try using actual language.

>>738037579
Smallish for your height. What do you weigh?

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>>738029032
My hands

>>738037863
>implying you replied
Kiddo yoursefl

>>738037748
I'm 6'6 you window licker, wide wrists and fleshy hands

Where's your hand at?

>>738037976
My hand is here >>738036213 you gayass cocklicker

And i'm only 13

Btw i'm 6'7", you window licker

>>738037778
About 10 inches, only got a set of callipers here that go to 8in... So I'm estimating

>>738037951
An anon that does some actual work with his hands.

>>738038132
>13
>6"7

Hide post

>>738038333
Hide yourself

But you can't because you are too fat

>>738038330
Filthy hands do not equate to hard labour

Dirty labour maybe

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>>738037652
You have big hands bro. I use COC instead of exercise ball when I'm in the office and bored

>>738038657
You had one job

>>738038330
Thanks for noticing.

>>738038563
I've been meaning to get one of them

>>738038132
>>738038333
forgot to mention he also linked to his other post where he said hes only a 5'9 babby boy

>>738038657
holy fucking shit

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>>738038657

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>>738038910

>>738038910
>>738038950

Are you a wizard?

>>738038827
Yeah he's just attempting to troll.

Like I said, ignore and hide

>>738037917
Like 170, mostly in fat. I have almost 0 endurance when it comes to working out.

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here ya go

>>738038827
I lied in the first post.

Also, i'm not 13.

My hand is 14" and i am 6'7" and 18 years old.

>>738039204
consider suicide

>>738039204
Your credibility is disappearing faster than you can pull excuses out of your ass

>>738038333
Checked

>>738039064
do you suck dick?

>>738038819
I'm relatively short at 5' 11 and I'm a buyer so It funny when I get these big aggressive handshaking sales fucks and I just give them a little squeeze to knock em down a peg. I do construction part time too. My hands are scarred up mess.

>>738039305
Mirror

>>738039322
Shut up or i will eat your eyeballs

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Hand

>>738039624
What's the deal with that pinky nail. Jc.

>>738039759
Coke

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Small hands but sort of big feet I guess.

>>738039759
I forgot to cut it. My nails are pretty weak so they usually break off

>>738039512
I do security for a drag strip, mostly behind the lanes... I get hit by rocks a bit when the cars burn rubber so there's slight scarring on my hands from that, apart from that I lift so callouses on the flip side.

Wish I had your vasularitity though, only time I get good veins popping is when I take nitric oxide at gym

>>738039624
Can't tell if guy or girl.

>>738039910
Girl

>>738039972
Stuart? You ginger fuck

>>738039907
What do you tip the scales at? Being lean helps with vascularity. I could shed a few pounds but I'm about 205. Ideally, I'd like to be 195lbs

>>738040019
I'll beat your dick faget

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Pretty normal i guess.

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Idk why, but I like this thread.

>>738040135
Yep. What a normal male hand should look like right there

>>738040301
What's with the square

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>>738040301
Btw I'm 6 foot 2

>>738040348
it means i take it up the ass

>>738040348
Had a shitty tattoo. Covered it up with just a square because fuck it. I like to tell people that I'm a square.

>>738040094
Not lean, I'm aware that's a major factor but even back side of my hands and underneath my wrists aren't particularly vascular

137kg (Aus) if you're still curious though
Got a bit of upper body muscle which rounds me out and makes me look fit, but doesn't help the scales

>>738040301
Looks pretty beefy.

>>738038657
You must be real good at climbing trees. Show us your prehensile tail next.

>>738040579
Thanks, I think. I have fucking shrek fingers

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>>738033345
6'7" uber-master race.
GOML

>>738040689
Every office has a ruler. Find it.

>>738040689
Nice hands bro, I bet the wifey like the height along with those hands.

>>738040861
I'm gay

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hands are my fetish <3

>>738040689
this nigga used the smallest piece of paper he could find

>>738040949
Cool man

>>738040120
Yes please

>>738040964
Looks weak. OP would destroy you in a wrist war or thumb war

>>738039972
Your fingers look fucking weird lol

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>>738040427
Nice beard

>>738041033
printer paper.
standard everywhere.
I've never been able to find a pair of mass-produced gloves that fit properly.

>>738041062
Okay address?

>>738041216
Nice character sheet. NERD.

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>>738041282
Thanks dude. Yours is good too.

>>738041391
My mums house

>>738041422
>>738041282
fags

>>738041411
It was the first piece of paper I saw

>>738041471
Dude it's 2017, if you aren't gay you probably like girls fag.

>>738041471
Hey man. Nothing wrong with complimenting another buddy's beard.

>>738041422
>>738041282
>>738040427
You two should kiss

>>738041559
Kek

>>738041468
Omw

>>738041110
op can destroy my vagina

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>>738041562
This is the best I can do

>>738041561
>>738041559
whatever queers, id suck you both off

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You're all a bunch of pussies

>>738041683
is that dorito I see??

>>738041754
Ginger sperm

>>738041661
By vag do you mean dick tucked between legs?

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>>738041752
Damn. Gigantism or pituitary disorder for the win

I have a buddy who looks like you two shit bear growers. I think it must be a genetic trait. Similar hands, like these
>>738041900
>>738039972
>>738039624

and he has a beard and facial structure like these
>>738040427
>>738040427
>>738041282
>>738041683
I think you all might have the same genetic type. I make fun of him all the time, kids got all kinds of mental problems, I call his hands translucent.

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I'm 6'4 tall

>>738042628
It's called being fair skinned genius. Also, big and slightly overweight.

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>>738041754
I think it is, I enhance it for us

>>738042628
Haha sounds like a pussy

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My thin hands

>>738042628
It's called being fair skinned, genius. Also, big, tall, and a bit overweight.

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>>738042700
Bonus pic

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rate me boyz

>>738042976
Hitchhike to China with that thumb.

>>738036213
ban the child! Take his hands!

>>738042978
I thought it was a skin coloured fork

>>738031761
show feet

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>>738043327

>>738043197
Everyone in the country has two or three guns dude. My 11 yo has a gun. Are you from the U.K. or what?

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I'm such a faggot

>>738043511
For being one of the only people on here to follow directions or for owning a ruler?

>>738043670
look at his nails, retard

>>738043511
Pick up those scissors and trim

>>738043474
Just for size comparison

>>738043837
Does not provide comparison. Make? Model? Just grab letter paper anon and quit trying to be the cool kid with a gun.

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>>738029032
I'm a girl btw

>>738044081
Op here. You have feminine hands. Very pretty.

>>738044081
Bitch... u have to probe it. Tits with timestamp for on

>>738044187
Prove*

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5'11" 145lbs
I work retail and go to college.

>>738044180
Aww thank you

Dissportionate (illiterate) nig

>>738044187
If that's a guys hand, I'd let him jack me off.

>4chan
>sick of dicks
good one

>>738044187
I don't care if you believe me, I just didn't want "lol dude your hands are girly as fuck"

>>738044244
I'm 5'11 and 230 not fat either. Most people think I'm 6ft plus

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>>738044300
Fuck

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Rate my hand guys

>>738044408
Looks like a nigger for me

>>738044512
Would let it jerk

>>738044408
How is that disproportionate? Your Height?

>>738044244
Decent hands. Normal size. Not a basement dweller

>>738044580
I'm 5"5'.

>>738044861
Big for your height I'd say.

>>738044081
I can tell you'rein decent shape. 125-130lbs and 5'6"

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>>738044579
Not very good jerking hands, kinda small

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>>738044187
I'll do a timestamp on my hand but not my tits. I'm aware it doesn't prove i have a vagina though haha

>>738044902
Ya think?

>>738045018
Assuming you're a girl, judging by the polish. It looks really stubby to me. Are you fat? I'm a girl too and I used to be kind of fat and my hands look better now that I've lost weight.

>>738045020
Am I close? >>738044999

>>738044745
Literally in my basement right now

>>738045018
Even better I love small hands

>>738045235
But I can tell you've seen the sun recently.

>>738045219
5'9, 160 pounds. I lift though so I have more muscle than most girls

>>738045200
I'm a bit chubby, 125lb and I'm 5'3

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>>738032759
5'11'' wolfman here taking a shit

>>738045354
I love chubby girls i would smash them 24/7

>>738045324
You are tall too. It's about 10 lbs per inch for an average build. For men anyway.

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>>738045200
Here's a better pic if that helps

>>738040135
I like them. Let your nails grow a bit though.

>>738045507
show us your dick

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5'8'' manlet here, 23cm/9 inch hands

>>738042976
Niceee. More?

>>738045507
Why is your dick in the bowl

>>738040689
It's obvious that that's just a small piece of paper and you're not 6'7 KEK

>>738036382
>>738045507
My long lost brother

>>738045580
10 pounds per inch? You mean the average 6' guy should be 720lbs?

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>>738043094
Underrated

>>738038657
Stop

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I'm 6"

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Small hands

>>738045507
You have damn nice hands. (Love the hair also) What do you think of mine?

>>738045020
>>738044081

>>738045867
I'm the one he replied to, was confused by that too.

>>738045580
Explain?

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>>738045751
I like to shit down my balls, it feels invigorating

>>738045020
Are you asian/native american?

>>738039186
Athletic, swimming?>>738039159

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Workingman hands

>>738046727
My great grandmother is 100% native american, making me 12 percent native. How could you tell?

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6'2 here. Don't have a ruler but I got a piano. Standard sized keys on the piano. Two past octave.. Not small I guess

>>738042978
You have secksi hands. Love the veins

>>738047659
You're so fat :/ calories in calories out, man

>>738039186
play guitar boy?

>>738039186
Your hands are freaking hot. I want to suck on them.

>>738047194
cut your fucking nails you nasty faggot

>>738048044
Work in progress brother, used to be worse

>>738047194
>Working man.
>Nails a mother would be jealous of

Yeah fucking right, those nails do not see a single day of hard labor, they would he cracked and broken in the first hour.>>738046586

>>738048816
Beg to differ, I keep my right hand nail semi long for guitar, and I've worked construction for years. Just wear fuckin gloves

>>738045867
>>738046282

It's just a rule of thumb. A guy of average height (call it 5'10") and average build will be 10lbs lighter or 10lbs heavier if he happened to be 1in shorter or 1in taller, respectively.

I've heard it a couple of times over the years. I don't know how accurate it is, but it seems to generally hold true. I doubt it's a good estimate for women.

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~175 height

>>738045628
Your hands are still fat

>>738049152
Small man, small hand. Looks nice though.

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>>738045743
Thanks m8

>>738048816
>>Working man.
>>Nails a mother would be jealous of

Wtf are you on about? I do fine mechanics. Carburators, ignition timing... Nails are are tools.

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>>738050898

>>738046004
>>738046062
Nobody follows rules, so who knows on size. Both look chubby and weak.

>>738050898
Saw this thread ages ago. Was worth a laugh

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>>738034273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_bE7g2wqM
found you mane

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Backwards to everyone else but coincidentally i sent someone this pic five minutes ago
Also 6'2 aryan master race

>>738050898
hey its polish cellar “man“

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>>738029032
20 cm handspan, 182 cm tall
That's 7.8 inches and 6'0 for ameritards.
I was going through this thread thinking everyone had short fingers, but then I took the pic and realised spreading your fingers makes them seem shorter. Maybe because your hand overall becomes wider idk.

>>738051368
Tiny span for a 6ft tall guy. I think you could get another couple of cm if you tried

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I'm 6'4" Mexican.
don't talk about my skin colour.

>>738047534
The skin reminds me of someone I know

>>738044081
I would let you give me a prostate massage.

Am I the only one who realises you need a fucking ruler in the pic?

>>738051614
Turns out there's not much good data on height vs hand size, but it looks like I'm below average. Damn I always thought I had longer fingers than average.

>>738052438
Op here. Right? Was kinda the point of the thread, but fuck it.

>>738052783
Idk man. I'm just basIng that statement on my own hands and height (op) so who knows....

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I have man hands

>>738052944
>>738029032
Your thumb goes out to like 90° that's why. Most thumbs don't spread that far.

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>>738053604
You can't make an L shape with your thumb? That's not normal.

>>738053604

Is this nigger for real?

>>738053569
No. Not really.

>>738032825
Accidentally post pic of gf playing with her bush

>>738054202
>>738051368
What you see here is as far as it goes

>>738051368
Im in a same spot, my gf has almost as big hands as I do. Kinda feelsbad, I don't care much tho.

>>738056603
Well, you are disabled my friend.

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sup?

>>738033345
the fuck is happening to your thumb?

>>738056812
>>738056829
At least this explains the long fingers / short handspan contradiction. Given that spreading fingers as wide as possible isn't common in human interaction, I think my terrible deformity will go unnoticed.

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5'2

>>738057124
Arthritis

>>738050671
>I do nothing

Sweet man, you work on the most easy to access parts of the engine and the other half is with a light or computer.

You're a total mans man.

>>738053569
>Short fingers
>Fat hand

Are you female? Your hands say female, not man at all.

>>738057375
Something about pristine hands on a man just makes me annoyed. Also, 5'2"? Really?

>>738058109
pristine hands?

what do you mean

also yes 5'2

>>738058204
I mean, do you use moisturizer and wear mittens all day? Every changed a tire? Repaired a hole you punched through drywall? Have you ever swung a hammer? These could be the hands of a young woman.

>>738058109
It's because he's a child

>>738058459
well i should moisturize actually. right now i dont.

id like to wear cute mittens

never changed a tire
never punched a hole thru a wall
yes ive swung a hammer ages ago

and im actually mtf

>>738057375
How old are you anon?

>>738058612
19

>>738058584
>Mtf

Mongoloid to faggot?

>>738058584
Well, that explains it. On hormones or not yet?

>>738058737
male to female

>>738058759
5 months on hrt soon

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>>738029032
6'2 I WIN

>>738058879
Have you taken dick yet?

>>738059058
im moving into the city soon so i hope ill meet some chads to fuck me till im out

>>738059039
Crap pic. Find a ruler or tape

>>738059132
That means no i guess

>>738059310
ye im virgin rn

>>738059402
Want op to spank you?

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>>738058879
That's a exactly what I said, you just spelled it differently

>>738059486
yes im trasya on kik