Rum with two ice cubes in chilled down glass. What'll you

People still do alcohol in 2017?

>>738024489
You're a self absorbed little cunt. Shut your pompous ignorant mouth, you little twinkfag.

>>738024573
>>738024489
Don't fight... What'll it be?

>>738024417
I'll have a shot of Jack Daniels with some cola.
Add ice pls

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>>738024887

>>738024887
Want them separated or eant me to mix them?

>>738024933
bruh im 23

>>738024973
Separated please, bartender.

>>738024417
Glass of the same, thanks OP. I got the next round buddy.

I'll have an Old Timer, double

>>738024417
How can one drink Rum with ice?

Single-malt Scotch neat. Nothing younger than 15 years.

I'll have your severely underage sister.

some decent single malt in chilled glass, no ice, preferably not scotch.

but then again i stopped drinking, so perhaps just orange juice instead.

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A glass of ice cold disaronno with a little bit of milk is heaven for me

Kind of like in the picture.

>>738025061
Very fast before it gets too diluted.

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Two boilermakers please!

>>738025128
W8 until 29th. She'll be 20.

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>>738024417
I could go for a Guinness Foreign Extra right about now. Preferably Nigerian

>>738025201
why don't just drink neat?

>>738025453
Didn't have any cold glasses and I really wanted some rum now.

what is your opinion on stonesours? Never had one, but want to try. Is it worth it?

>>738024417
Ill have 3 shots of whiskey, preferably black label.

>>738025279
I said severely underage.

>>738024417
Pour me a shot of Everclear and then I'll take a double Screwdriver. Thanks Anon.

Beer thx.

I'll have Smirnoff Mule

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>>738024887

>>738025632
Thanks OP.
Cheers!

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>>738025021
Here you go.

>>738024417
Minesota tiddlewave!

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>>738025130
Is this OK?

I'll have my wiskey how I have my bed partners. 14 years old and mixed with coke

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>>738025247
Second one, coming right up.

Got any MD 20/20?
And don't try to pass me that Nighttrain stuff, m8.
I have class.

A fifget spinner shaken not stirred

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>>738025247
Here's nr 2

>>738024417
Single Malt, straight please.

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>>738025574
Shall I pour you some of this, or just leave the bottle here?

ill have a room temperature smirnoff ice cheers boss

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>>738025607
here's your everclear sir

sorry what the fuck is this thread

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>>738025607
And here are Screwdrivers. Two for you and one for the lady sitting next to you.

>>738024417
I'll have a natty daddy and an empty cup with napkins to spit my dippin backer in

>>738026409
just order a fucking drink, mate

>>738025623
What kind of beer? YOu want, dark, regular, light, any brand in particular?

I'll have a Lindemans Framboise please. Fucking hot outside

>>738026501
Coors light, pls

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>>738025816

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>>738025931

>>738026834
Thanks, friend. I brought my own coke

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>>738026064

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>>738026834
Sorry, didn't know. Here, have another Whiskey. I'll bring an extra glass so you can mix how ever you want.

>>738026312
>>738026413
You're a good Anon. Thank you. And she says thanks too.

>>738026409
I'm going to need to see your id sir.

I'll have a glass of 15yr old's pussy juice. Your daughter available?

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>>738027096
Here sir. It's on the house.

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>>738024417
Have anything gutenfreefarmraisedfreerangecrueltyfreeveganlocalLGBTsupportingcharityraisingjuicedBDSMfriendlyindeginioustolerantnonfatshamingsafespacelovingwithelectrolitevegiterianpaleofarmermarkettaxfreetranslovingBLMpraisingmulticulturalathiestopenbordersdemecrat3rdpartydisabilityhelpingleftleaningpolyfriendlyfluidgenderfennelseedhandgroundrefugeemadeglobalwarmingawareCNNreadinghomesteatched? Im on a special diet.

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>>738027230

>>738024417
Go ahead and make it two of those Anon

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>>738026283

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>>738026676
>>738026676
Here you go mate.

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>>738027342
Good taste anon.

I'll have a straight whiskey, chilled glass no ice

>>738027553
Any particular brand? We have bourbon as well.

>>738027542
>42 Get

Brother?

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>>738027329
#LOVErefugees
You are the future, enrich me!

Do you carry room temperature cum?

>>738027635
I'm not particular, famous grouse if you have it

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>>738026409
Ikr Its cringy as fuck
>sir.
>friend.
>scotch, neat.
Le gentleman tier shit
Basically just sound like a pretentious wanker and throw in "sir"
Fuck these threads

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>>738027657
*here* have this...

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>>738027736
Tell me about it, STILL havent gotten my room temperature cum either *SCOFF*

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>>738027727

>>738027889
Cheers

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>>738027800
This is stange looking cum, did it come from a man of darker skin tone?

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>>738027736

>>738027868
Is that OP?

>>738024417

Hey there buddy, Ill take a pint of lager please

>>738028002
>didn't call me sir
Stopped being a faggot then? Good

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>>738028019
We brew this ourselves here.

It goes well with burgers, try it. It's very popular during Monday night football.

>>738027449
Not bad still, cheers

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>>738028008
No GOSH, thats me you cis male, Im sorry if I am cranky. I get like this if I dont get my cum. <3

>>738027727
>>738027889
No.
No.
Why?
Jesus fuck why? Why would anyone willingly drink Grouse straight?

>>738024417
Bartender, a virgin cuba libre for me

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>>738028320
Mind for a glass of bourbon then lad?

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>>738028231

my tears on ice please

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>>738028356

>>738028423
Bourbon? Nah.

Gimme a whisky, single malt. Something peaty. Got any of those little stone cubes that cool it down but don't dilute it?

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>>738028484

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Since Im not receiving my order I would like to change it, a cosmopolitan if you would.

I want a glass of whiskey, no rocks.

>>738028574
I can pour it in a chilled glass if you want?

>>738028658
Check
>>738028484
and
>>738028617

I can bring you cosmopolitan to your room if you want.

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>>738028617
I will "entertain" you later big boy!

>>738028694
Good enough!

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>>738028762
Yes PLEASE, zir!

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>>738028680
18 yo sir.

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>>738028890
Sorry for the inconvinience and w8ing sir. We found a few rocks in freezer.

>>738028914
What the fuck is this. I want more. I want to get shitfaced god dammit

>>738028899
Sorry for w8ing sir. Have one for your friend as well.

Nice gets.

Pappy Van Winkle, if you don't mind.

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>>738029281
Here. It's on the house, you wanker.

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>>738029281

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>>738029343
My gets are locally grown, and something from my new friends home land. We need to think of him and his needs.

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>>738029415
We don't have much left.

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I'll have the usual.

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>>738029863

>>738029546
Your niggers are locally grown?

Explain yourself

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>>738030362

>>738024417
Where's my drink m8? I've been waiting forever.
>>738026443 I'm this guy.

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*picks a fight*

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>picked up some scotch

What am I in for?

>>738030720

Nigga, look who's in here with us, you doomed us all >>738029863

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Stop fighting or Auschwitz

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>>738030720

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>>738026443
I was w8ing for it to chill a bit.

>>738031091
Thank you good sir!

>>738030925
Schön, Sie zu treffen herr Hitler. Limonade?

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>>738031395
Bier, bitte

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>>738031477
Seit wann trinkst du mein Fuhrer?

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>>738030362
What? No, Apu, its not what you- OW! No please I-UFF!
>Durka sharia, CANTA HUTTAH!
I only made out "rape" and "dead", PLEASE N-*KRUNCH*

>>738031769
Steins, bitte schön

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>>738032202
Entschuldigung herr Hitler.

>>738032532
Aaaah, danke schön!

Long island ice tea please

>>738025931
What a waste

>>738024417
Give me a flaming Dr pepper and keep em coming I'm going ham tonight

>>738024417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOQdcVoRys
Trump

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>>738032721

>>738024489
>do alcohol
D.A.R.E advertisement detected. Find a corkboard walk to stick yourself on fam.

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>>738032822
Nice gets.