g'morning anon. i hope u slept well. tell me why you will

>>738021218
The color bacon is brought to you by the letter ampersand

The buckshot I orded doesn't arrive til next week

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>>738021554
and the number /
>>738021870
what u going to do with it, when it comes ?

>>738021972
question is why not become an hero?
>no ammo

not feeling like it yet, maybe later, maybe never

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>>738022055
dubs say that's a great question.
>>738022227
hope u feel good later.

These gifs are helping. Please continue.

>>738021218
Its almost Friday, and have to finish a case.

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>>738022606
how are you today?
>>738022677
what kind of case?
nice dubs

i have no reason to hero today.

>>738023240
Court case. Some dickhead beat the fuck out of his baby mamma whatever. Kidnapped the kids and all kind of other fucked up stuff. What's different about this is there are actually witnesses, and she is ACTUALLY going to testify about him selling around kids and other shit.

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>>738024820
I hope justice is served.
r u a lawyer?

>>738024970
Nah a Cop. But where I am, you pretty much have to be to convict some of these fuckers. Gotta work with the DA's and stuff. Anyways looks like he'll do some time. I'm trying to finish this shit to get the weekend off.

>>738021218
Because I am doing to go on a date with a girl on Friday.

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>>738025281
cool. hope ur a good cop.
g'luck with the case.
>>738025418
cool. i hope it goes well, and you get to see her panties.

>>738025701
Thanks man, and I like to think I actually am.
>>738025418
Good luck man. Don't try to hard and enjoy it.

>>738021218
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.

>>738021218
because i have a radio broadcast to listen to today

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>>738021218
Because I will have a date with this girl next week :)

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>>738026127
:-) stay safe.
>>738026519
lol. g'morning catholic bro that only has sex with his wife during her period.
>>738026617
enjoy it.
what is it about?
>>738026648
hope it's a good date.

>>738021218
Who is this? Looks like someone I went to school with

>>738026519
>I have a beautiful wife and I take care of my wife's 7 children

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>>738026969
u went to school with beautiful women.
>>738027015
good correction.

>>738021218
Because I make decent money

>>738027360
I just compared fb photos and I'm fairly certain it's her. She would be the type too

>>738021218

b/c you're mom is coming over to put her vagina on my penis today

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>>738027415
congrats on the money.
>>738027504
cool. she rides dick pretty good.
>>738027521
that's great, i hope u both enjoy the sex.

>>738027632
Looks like the girl in the op is nina north

>>738028400
Exotic4K - Hot Latina Nina North oils up her huge tits

>>738026835
While period sex is amazing, a woman's infertile period is not her period.
>>738027015
If you're insinuating that my children are bastards, I'd appreciate if you didn't.

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>>738028400
good eye.
nice dubs.
>>738028485
what's that?
>>738028663
how are the wife and kids today, catholic bro?

>>738028735
They're doing pretty well. An old High School friend is coming over, she's been pretty close. It'll be nice for the family to see her after a couple years.

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>>738028885
that's cool.
what what did your family do for the 4th of july?

>>738029047
Camped at a lake where my family owns property, made lots of noise with explosions. I can't wait until the kids are old enough to light the fireworks themselves so I don't have to do it all myself.

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>>738021218
Life's too good.

>>738021218
Because I'm waiting for my pets to get old and die before I do an hero. I gotta stick around to look out for them until then.

>>738029488
doin god's work

>>738021218
test
see if I'm band

>>738029626
Yeah. I just can't leave them alone until without knowing that they will be looked for. And, that means I'm stuck in life until they are gone.

>>738029756
ayyyy, I'm not banned, also my parents are rich.

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>>738029337
family owns a prop near a lake.
that's cool.
>>738029388
it is.
nice dubs.
>>738029488
nice dubs.
have a cat?
don't cats live for like 20 years?
>>738029626
indeed.
>>738029756
yes, ur shadow banned. i can't see what you posted.
>>738029784
that's good.
>>738029844
how rich ?

>>738021218
Because I hate the collective world more. If I have to suffer all this horse shit, I'll make the world suffer mine. I live on bitterness and hate.

>>738029999
It's technically my mother's, but she lets everyone in the family use it.

>>738021218
Hey, OP, you been doing well? Haven't seen a thread in a while.


And I'm not going to simply because. Things aren't fantastic, and work is exhausting, but I'm, kinda, just riding the wave.

>>738029999
You can't see what I posted, because I'm banned, but you replied? kek

My farther makes £32,000 a month, but even back 15 years ago he was paying himself £50 an hour. We live normal, nothing extravagant, farm house with land, my sister rapes him sometimes, she has a £280,000 house she didn't put a penny towards. I know I'll never have to worry. I'll look after my niece when my sisters fucked up and penniless.

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>>738030105
well at least you have motivation.
>>738030125
still that's awesome.
>>738030584
ride on!
>>738030685
still can't see what you posted, nor any of that information about your dad and sister.

>>738021218
Honestly, I have run out of excuses

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>>738030841
might as well stick around just for the heck of it then.

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>>738021218
Y'all need
infowars.com/show

>>738030823
screen print for proof of ban & what the fuck you are talking about

>>738030823
Yeah. It's an excuse to get out of the house, y'know? My wife stays cooped up in the house except for shopping and stuff, the kids are home full time with school out. They haven't been somewhere for a long while, and it was about time I had sex somewhere other than my house.

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>>738031153
i can't see this either, so i can't screen print it for you.
>>738031258
sex in different places is a good thing.

>>738030946
Yeah, that's kind of the main reason since like a year now

>>738031357
you made me smile anyways, thanks.

>>738029999
2 cats and a dog. And yes they can live that long. It sucks, but I just can't leave them alone. My wife already died and I'm all they have left.

>>738031520
Sorry for your loss, anon.

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>>738031476
boat sex.
cool.
>>738031518
:-)
>>738031520
damn bro. yeah, take care of the animals.
hope u find new love.

>>738031800
the adrenaline rush is so amazing. Especially when it rocks the boat and you get water splashed all over you.

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>>738031673
>>738031800
Thanks

>>738032621
I can only imagine how you feel and I'm sure that doesn't do it justice.

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as shit as life is I get to cum in 4-5 diff vaginas a year average

I have a few things left to do. Give me 10 years or so.

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>>738032918
that's good.
>>738032944
you can scratch geting dubs off that list.

>>738032918
I've never understood promiscuity tbh.

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>>738034513
different lovers have different attributes and different experiences.
monogamy is cool, but if u want variety of vaginas that's cool too.

>>738034690
I guess, but that does mean you could get someone who can't please you/that you can't please

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>>738034927
indeed, but the opposite is true too.
there are pros/cons of both vagina-dedication and vagina-variety

>>738035157
I think I just got lucky. Who knows?

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>>738035226
indeed, that can happen.
sometimes you find the perfect pussy/lover and u stick with it.
I've had a few gfs that very very good in the sack. Sounds like u must have a winner.

>>738035405
It's Catholic guy btw, but yeah I got really lucky.

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>>738035617
cool. Im OP btw.
I enjoy vagina-variety.

>>738035719
I don't get a choice in the matter but I don't see any reason to go off and get with a different woman. We've spent pretty much 22 years getting to know what makes the other tick, no reason to throw it away for someone who doesn't.

>>738021218
test

Last time I barely failed and looking back it was a really scary feeling to die.

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>>738035958
no hating here.
i'm glad ur happy.
>>738035982
exam
>>738036742
don't try again.

So what's your preferred methods? When I tried I filled up a nice hot bath, took about 30 mg benzoes, downed a small bottle of vodka and slit my artery. Only reason I lived is that I stupidly posted a suicide letter to snapchat (lol) and an acquaintance called the cops. They found me almost bled out and I spent 3 days in the ICU followed by 2 weeks in an asylum.

>>738037148
You do you ig, just make sure that the other person is happy too. Don't leave your girl unsatisfied.

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>>738021218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCewpjd2Yfc
CNN IS EVIL!