You come home and see this man greet you; "Broh fuck it

>>738017023
He's actually a manlet. His muscle mass compared to his body size isnt impressive. an average 6'2 dude could prob whoop his ass.

"I have a girlfriend?"

>>738017242
Too bad he knows god damned kung fu

>>738017023
...but why the rice..?

>>738017319
Too bad I carry.

Tell him I'll whip up a meal real quick, put a frying pan on the stove on max temp for like 10 minutes with nothing in it, then brain him with it a few times.

>>738017242
nice try faggot

>>738017023

I would carefully explain that I'm currently dealing with having warped into an alternate reality. I would have to just hope he understands.

>>738017319
Martial arts can't protect you against a knife penetrating one's abdomen.

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>>738017242
be careful or he and his gang will whoop your ass

>>738017023
Y-yeah s-sure chan thunderwang. Wont be long

>>738017023
Muscle mass doesn't mean you can fight. A person with a well balanced body and experience in martial arts would be someone you shouldn't fuck with. Body builders are just all show.

>>738017023
suck his cock because it's quiet clearly Van Darkholme

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>>738018049

lol i remember that dude from his sixpackshortcuts videos, they were really helpful for me since i lost 15kg with his exercises and even some decent food he recommended

Shoot him, shoot GF. Eat the rice myself.

>>738017023
>Tell him get out before I call the cops (assuming he doesn't want to fight)
>dump girlfriend (she can go cry on super dick)
>find someone else (life is too short to was time on a bitch who doesn't care about you)

>>738018549
This

>>738017023
Obviously I cook him rice.

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>>738018049

Drug rice, insert GF into his rectum.

>>738017023
Lol. He's not even strong. Bro likely to get shot by my girlfriend though.

>>738017023
Slither away

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>>738017456
But it can sure as hell prevent it

>>738017023
That ain't no random Asian guy, that's Mike Chang, mother fucker.

lol, "bodybuilders" are such narcissistic faggots. it was painful to keep watching these guys obsess over themselves.

i prefer the strengthcamp whiteboards.

>>738018883
dude you better don't talk shit about mah boy Mike Chang, he helps a lot of people thst wants to lose weight and with a really effective method that lets you eat a shit ton of food

>>738017023
You think people on /b/ have girlfriends anon? there ain't no fish to bait with this.

Why am I coming to his house, with pictures of him and his black girlfriend on the wall?

he looks like an upgrade from any potential GF, i dump that bitch and then him and I become bros

>>738017023
>>738018995
Probably hit him with a bat. Once I'm done, inform him that I don't have a girlfriend and I'm beating him because he jacked off in my house.

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>>738017023

Those calendar mottos on the wall are cheesy are gay as fuck.

>>738017023
>be me
>have concealed weapon permit
>carry gun with me when i leave the house
>come home see op pic related
>3 rounds of hollow point to his chest
>get off scott free due to castle law
>divorce wife for cheating
>sue for custody of our 2 kids

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>>738017023

Fuck him silly, he's hot as fuck, have a fucking rice buffet with sushi on the raw, need more soy sauce or some shit, put some wee wee in your coke and would you like somesome waaataaaaa with youyou fucking abs?

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>>738017522

Next..

>>738019102

>>carry gun with me when i leave the house

Pussy. Btw, if lived somewhere where I'd need to carry a gun every time I leave the house, I'd move.

>>738017023
>Kick out gf (house and mortgage both on my name) and break up
>Load her shit in his car
>Tell him if he drops her off at her parents house maybe she'll cook for him
>Block now ex on all media

Dont condone cheating, Im your partner, not your beta orbiter

>>738019340
Trying to move
Cant afford it right now.

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>>738018330

Wow, they do all look alike don't they anon?

Muscle heads I mean.

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>>738019459

...

Oh, good! Now I don't have to break up myself. Want some chicken?

>>738019958
Yup...

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NOW YOU GOT MY ATTENTION

>>738017023
You dumb fucks act like there is no such thing as an unleveled playing field. Just shoot the stupid chink. Get a minimum wage job. Buy a gun. And shoot the fucker

>>738019982
niggers eat chicken, asians eat rice

>>738020187
Fried rice with chicken is super uncommon, yeah, right, forgot that.

>>738020151
See
>>738019102
And
>>738018866
And
>>738018549

>you're not the only one with that idea.

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The refugee integration program has come into effect, thus your daughter is tonight getting impregnated by a refugee.

What do you do?

>>738020725
Once again... See
>>738020303
It'll answer all of your questions.

>>738017023
Hahaha I used to watch this guys Youtube videos when I was 19 working out.

Good times.

>>738017274
Kek

>>738017023
Headbutt the fucker, kick the shit out of him then throw him out along with trashbag girlfriend then go spunk on some cumdumpster sluts and drink some juice fucking live it up