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Hey /b/ help me out pls. I bought a new pipe today and the clerk

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Hey /b/ help me out pls. I bought a new pipe today and the clerk gave me this as well. I didn't see him put it in the bag and found it when i got home so i couldn't ask him about it. Does anyone know what this is? It it just some loose tobacco?
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Wood.
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>>737986687
What's the point of it?
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>>737986531
wood chips or weird bunky looking tobacco
smoke and post results
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>>737986531
toenails?
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OP is completely retarded.
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>>737986922
Yes do this!
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>>737986922
he got dubs now you have to do this
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Show pipe
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>>737986963
No shit. Why do you think im asking about it
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>>737987270
smoke it
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>>737987270
Looks like lemon grass
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>>737987151
Uno momento
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Could be like a rchem probably will fuck you up
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Update: burned fucking fast as fuck and hot as fuck. Tastes like shit
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>>737987592
you better do it
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>>737987853

Any noticeable effects?
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Probably some natural herb that is safe to smoke.
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Op is kill
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>>737988001
Not yet. Gonna try one or two more hits in a second. Don't think it's anything fun
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Dumbass. It was probably just used to fill the void in the bag to protect the pipe. Just straw or wood or some shit.
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>>737986531

You're all, literally, retarded.

Those are wood shavings to help heat/burn whatever the fuck you decide to put in the pipe.

And don't use a fucking lighter. If you went through all this trouble to buy a pipe, use matches, you fucking hipster.
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>>737988334
>M'lady
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>>737988334
Matches taste like shit
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>>737988334
this
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>>737988334
>not using hemp wick
Its almost like you're not even trying
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>>737988334
Im not taking this bait. You can keep it.
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>>737988536
Dog if you're not using an official indian flint and steel it's like do you even toke?
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>>737988778
>tfw its 2017 and people haven't converted too using too sticks
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>>737988778
Bro. The only true and natural way to taste what you're smoking is to wait until winter and find a frozen pond. Take the ice and craft it into a ball that can focus the sun rays and burn your weed/tobacco
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>>737989124
>>737989039

If your honestly not hooking up a lightning rod to your weed to harness the power of the thunderstorm to light your weed it's like come on what are you doin.
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That looks like that shit you put in hamster cages.
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>>737989289
It tasted like how hamster bedding smells
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>>737989252
>>737989124
>2017
>Not using freshly fallen meteorite to ignite pipe

ishygddt
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>>737989644
>meteorites
>not lighting gas planets on fire to use to light a pipe
Do you like your smoke tasting like shit?
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>>737989124
Dude I've used a magnifying glass to smoke a bowl and those were the cleansest hits I've ever taken. I honestly suggest it. Fucking awesome.
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>>737989577
Those are pine shavings you dingus.
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That's some wacky ass tobaccy
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>>737989989
>gas planets
>not tasting like shit
I bet you've never even tasted a pipe lit by nuclear fission.
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>>737990105
I Will if i get the chance. I went camping with a few friends. We all went fishing and forgot a lighter. I had a magnifying glass in my tacklebox that we used to light cigarettes. Was pretty fun.

I actually can't think of a cleaner way to smoke since is literally just focusing the suns heat into one spot
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>>737990545
>nuclear fission
>pretends to not be a pleb
Call me when you get a pipe capable of cold fusion. Smoothest hits ive ever had
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>>737990105

I agree, cleanest smoke I've had was an ice water bong that I lit up using a red 60mW laser. No funny taste, but eye protection is required.
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>>737991109
Fucking kek. I've never even thought to use a laser. I think next pay i might look around for one
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>>737991109
60W or mW? 60W is a fucking lot
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>>737991462
I'm retarded. Completely missed the m
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>>737990955
If cold fusion was the best way to light pipes it would have caught on by now. Everyone where I'm from uses magma from deep sea deposits to light their pipes. The flavor is unrivaled.
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>>737986531
Who knows just throw it out. Looks like some garbage herbal smoke that will do nothing for you. Not even spice.
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>>737991914
Magma it's an anagram for faggot. Anyone who is serious about smoking pressurizes their choice to the point that it ignites itself
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>>737987853

lol your stupid bitch
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>>737992838
>your
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>>737986531
that shit looks fire...
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>OP bought a bag of pencil shavings
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