Name : brenda gutierrez Country: mexico City : queretaro University:

>>737983297
pasa redes sociales, marica

>>737983297
More Op??

>>737983297
More

>>737983297
tienes más de mexicanas?

>>737983297
y luego que o que? pinche OP puto

Tienes mas hacemos cambio?

>>737983297
Face?

>>737984545
de donde eres queretaro

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Anyone wanna blackmail my ex bf. I have all his info

mas fotos por favor

>>737984685
Tijuana!

>>737983297
video?

Hay Mas ?

>>737983297
not finding anything on her... What else ya got?

>>737983297
y de que sirve esto si no hay nada de ella en internet y eres incapaz de poner su facebook o alguna otra red social, maldito retrasado mental

>>737983297
anna?

>>737983297
anna?

>>737988342
juana?

>>737983297
we are going to kill you "anna"
soon...

Algiuen en guanajuato? Voy a estar una estudiante equi, compermiso para mi malo español

>>737988874
tu mamá es hombre

>>737983297
Give us her insta or fb profile

>>737989731
2nd

>>737989416
¿Como se dice "go fuck yourself" en español? En los libros para hablando español, no hay nada para palabras malos

>>737989864
"Chinga tu madre." That is not "go fuck yourself" in spanish, but it's the phrase we use in the same way. It means "fuck your mother"

>>737988874
send nudes

>>737990133
Thanks man, i appreciate it. Voy a empezar universidad en un mez y no se nunca palabras malos, cual otras hay?

>>737990274
Soy un hombre

>>737990133
It'd be like "jodete" cause "joder" can translate to "fuck"

esa piel no se ve de juriquilla perro, yo igual vivo en Querétaro

Alguien dijo mexithread?

>>737990680
So how would you use that in a sentence? Does joder mean fuck literally like "¿Queres joder?" Or what

>>737984694
You m or f?

>>737990680
"Jódete" is literally just "fuck you"

>>737990612
Did i stutter?

>>737990566
Puto. Say puto a lot. In every sentence, in every context.

>ex. "Hola, puto", "Otra cerveza por favor, puto", "Maestra, no entiendo, puta"

>>737990566
"Vete a la verga" is very frecuently used here, it literally means "Go to the dick"

>>737991183
>>737991428
So if "judete" means "fuck you", is "puta/puto" a casual, friendly fuck you?

>>737991428
Seas mamon vato jaja

>>737991536
"Go to the dick" lmao, when would you use that

tuviste que tomarle video a escondidas y de ahí sacar screenshots y ahora estás ardido por qué? porque te dejó por prieto y pico chico?

>>737991561
Puto/puta means whore. Among guys, calling each other Puto is kind of friendly, but calling women Puta will get you in trouble

>>737991638
You use it when someone insults you gravely or as a friend, it serves both cases

>>737991779
Alright, so like "puta tu madre" is like "your mothers a whore", right? Puta is the only curse word i kinda knew cause id always hear "puta tu madre"

que se arme el mexi tread

>>737991922
Damn i thought it would be sexual, like your about to hook up with a girl so you tell her "vete a la verga"

>>737991998
Yes, that's what it means, but I have never ever heard any Mexican say "puta tu madre". Where did you hear that haha

>>737992091
Nah, "vete a la verga" is our "go fuck yourself", and in many times it is used in the same situations that you would use "chinga tu madre"

>>737992109
I grew up in san diego, right next to the border, whenever id go to soccer games there id always hear people yell "puta tu madre" at the players

>>737992189
What does chinga mean? Is that just another way to say fuck?

>>737992091
If you say "Vete a la verga" a woman will surely laugh or be offended but not taken in any way as something sexual

>>737992445
Haha ok good to know. What words are used in a secual context? I have no fucking clue how to pick girls up in spanish

>>737989864
You should always use the word "mierda" in every context if you want to look like a spanish speaker.

In Spanish you can say:
Mierda, la mierda de la mierda es mierda de las mierdas mierdas

>>737992391
yeah i think chinga means fuck like when they say chinga tu madre they're saying motherfucker or fuck your mom

>>737990566
Going to university
> en un mez
>mez

Yeah, need to go back to elementary.

>>737983297
syck

>>737992617
The secret is to refer to intimate parts without saying their direct name, using names of everyday things that look alike

>>737992391
Yes, the verb chingar literally means to fuck, but it is more widely used as "bother" (as in annoying someone, (ex. ¡Deja de chingar! (Stop bothering me!))

Chingar, just like the word "fuck" is one of those magical words that can be used in many different contexts, both positive and negative

>>737992749
Lmao, what does mierda mean?

>>737983297
looks like someone has a package there, and is trying to hide it.

>>737992768
So chinga is like the most direct way of saying fuck kindof?

>>737993080
Shit

>>737992808
What did i say wrong? I wanna know so i dont make the mistake again

>>737988608
Yo mamma

>>737992929
So like "you quiro comer tu taco. Queres mi burrito?"

>>737993139
It really depends on the context

>>737983297
Why isn't she in Tijuana making money?

Gonna waste her young years on giving away pus for free.

>>737993234
Something like that, you could say, "Te quiero comer la papaya," which means, "I want to eat your pussy"

>>737993336
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>>737992929
Thanks guys, i appreciate all the support in helping me swear at people

>Mexico City
Only a matter of time before she turns up dismembered in garbage bags.

>>737993562
Do people actually say shit like papaya instead of pussy or am i gunna make a fool out of myself to find out

>>737992617
In order to pick Mexican girls, you need to master the art of the "albur."

Here are some phrases that will guarantee you success:
"En esa cola si me formo"
"Tanta carne y yo chimuelo"
"Al pan, pan, al vino, vino y a tu papaya mi pepino"
"Quisiera ser aguacate para embarrarme en tus tortas"
etc..

>>737993191
It is "mes"

>>737993569
No problem. As soon as you land in Mexico, curse words are the first thing people will teach you anyways.

>>737993689
Enséñale tu wey yo ya me voy

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>>737993689
Or go to Tijuana, point at your chest, say "El gringo!", point at your wallet, point at her, say "Puta dinero"!

>>737993708
Thanks man

>>737993689
Does that actually work? What do those first 2 mean

man I don't care what "ching chong" shit is going on in here, I just want to know if there's more goddamn Brenda nudes!

>>737984694

Not your personal army beyatch

>>737994216
>"En esa cola si me formo"
Formar means to line up. Cola in that context is a line (where you line up), duh. But "Cola" is also slang for Ass, so you're saying you'll line up in that ass, aka "you'd hit that"

>"Tanta carne y yo chimuelo"
Literally tanslates to "So much meat and I'm toothless". You're just saying the girl is hot

>>737995181
Damn thats actually smooth

>>737989864
Jódete es una buena opción

>>737991428
Jajajaja

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es ella?

>>737993626
Its true, but fuck men,you dont say to some girl i want yo fuck, just tell them: "lets go some where else" "lets rest/chill at muy House" something like that, m estoy seguro que eres virgen y estás yendo a México para ver si te liga con una chica, patético

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>>737995931

Estoy seguro de que si quieren ver porno hay otros sitios donde pueden ver lo que sea, por favor dejen a Brenda en paz, tiene 15 años nada más

>>737995931
no se parece

>>737996155
quitale el maquillaje de las cejas y mira su nariz

>>737988874
Yo estudio en Guanajuato. ¿Sabías que el mercado Hidalgo fue diseñado por el mismo chico de la torre Eiffel?

>>737983297
Beautiful girls like her makes me want to just cuddle with this in the back
https://youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

>>737996455
No conozco el mercado hidalgo, que pasa?

>>737996531
es ella?

>>737996313
a ver, pasa el link de facebook. no la encuentro

>>737996621
facebook com /brendis.gutierrez.9

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>>737983297
so those wide breasts are typical of mexican indios females? they're good when they are young, but when they get older they look like fatty armpits flaps.

>>737996621
que tan inutil se tiene que ser negro

>>737996603
It's at the very center of the city. You can buy all sort of things there, from presents to cigarretes and food. Entiendo que quieres practicar tu español. Muy bien, lo vas a necesitar.

>>737996737
>brendis.gutierrez.9
ella no es no mamess, no se parece nada. además esta esta en la UAQ, no en UVM como dice OP

>>737996900
se parece en las fotos de ella del 2014, aparte no tiene que estar diciendo la verdad

>>737996993
por qué mentiría si la quiere joder?

>el

>>737995931
ella no está en uvm. no es

>>737996891
Si, quiero practicar me español. Creo que mi español no es perfecto, pero no es terrible, puedo hablar muy facil

>>737996603
Dónde estudias? DCEA?

>>737998113
Estudio en La Salle