ITT: Ask a skeletor who just went outside for a cigarette with

why?

>>737977860
can you run with it ?

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>>737977898
Because I have borerline anxiety resulting in an oral obsession, and the forced relaxation from the nicotine is recalming to me because it's something to do with both my hands and my mouth.
Anyway, that's why I smoke, at least I'm not vaping.

Also bumping with Taboolicious in the meantime.

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>>737978119
Sadly not, it's a medium plug of some semi-transparent gel-like material,whcih has received many complaints/compliments for being an ideal size but having a shite geometry for having it staying in your butt. Had to sit down on a power transformer outside the apartment for it to sort of stay there.
Can Hardly walk with it. Came in a set, smal one's a pinky big, this one's like two fingers, big one is 15 centimetres in length and slightly too big for me at its widest, so I haven't masterd that yet, but if big one is in, it'll stay in.
sadly I'm medium..

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>>737978202
Thanks for answering OP. Now answer this. Are you gonna fuck my ass?

>>737977860
any chance you have more of that ass saved? cause I wanna mount it

>>737977860
>cigarette
post pics with it in your ass.

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>>737978484
As much as I'd love to, I sincerely doubt it, sperglord as I am.
Also a/s/l?
24/m/Denmark.
Odds are We're quite a distance apart.

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>>737978596
Wish I did, but I ain't.

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>>737978666
I'm willing to get a lot of cancer for a fetish, but ass cancer? No.

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Bumpazoid.
Bring back incest on 4chan.

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>>737978685
23/m/South Florida

Plz come to Miami and pop my boipucci. I'm white not Hispanic and love awkward uncut bois

>>737977860
How retarded do you have to be to smoke?
>>737978202
>I have borerline anxiety resulting in an oral obsession
Just suck more dick.
>at least I'm not vaping.
Goddamn, you're retarded

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>>737979074
As much as I'd like to pop your sissy cherry and have you pop mine, Miami is a little too far outside of my comfort zone. Also I have a year left at the university in Denmark before my final degree. Sorr, hun. Studies before studs.

>>737977860
So, ever wear any other fetish gear in public?

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>>737979233
>Implying retardation
>Implying it's not autism
So how retarded do you have to be to smoke?
I know that about 8 % of the unviersity sudents I've met have been smokers across all facoulties.
Disregarding the humanities, it's more like 2 %.
So if you're in the bottom 2 % of the top 3 % of the country, you're retarded enough to smoke.
Hence normalised to 1 in order to smoke you have to be part of the 1-(1-0.02)(1-0.03)=98.06 % of the populace before encountering a smoker is realistic.
Hence I'd say anywhere below a Ph.D.

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>>737979281
'Fraid I don't have any other fetish gear. I'd really like some.
This is the first time I've ventured outside with something sexy on/in me.

>>737979630
gotcha. Then what else have you thought about, or wanted to try?

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>>737979281
Considering a harness though, one of those leather things you can hide beneath your clothes. Also feminine underwear, playing with the thought of going full trap but am afraid I don't have the skull/voice for it.

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>>737979763
See >>737979849
Added in some stuff.

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>>737979242
You wouldn't come to Miami even if I was this cute??? Can you at least come as a graduation present when I get my bachelors next summer?

>>737977860

DIE FAGGOT DIE
MODS NUKE THE FAGGOTS

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>>737977860
Kys

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>>737980037
I wish, but odds are I'm preparing my master's defense then.
You know how it is - family hogs the summer vacation and christmas and exams steal away the rest. Then a major project comes along and you feel like hanging yourself.

>>737979849
Well going full trap, with a little work the voice wouldn't be the issue. Body structure does play a factor. Though a harness is fun. Can get them fairly cheap. Same with underwear. Most people just buy them online. If you're real ballsy you could just go pick some up at the store. Not like they'd care.

>>737980037
Id fuck your boipucci

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>>737980061
>>737980152
There's nothing wrong with being gay, faggots.
At least I'm also dumping good porn, the kind that if it had been round at your parents' time you wouldn't have existed because your mother is so ugly and your father so alcoholic that a drawing made in MS paint could have gotten him off better.

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>>737980230
I have considered it, thing is that a big city in a small country is basically like a small town in a big county. People talk and my paranoia probably wouldn't be able to handle that much, so I'm entertaining the thought of buying it online.
First I gotta do some squats though.

>>737980364
Appreciate the sentiment, but then again I'm so horny for a fucking that I would fuck my boipucci just to have me get fucked.

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End of dump.
Should I dump another one?
Y/N?