My mother came home unexpectedly from work and caught me wearing

>>737974317
She reacted fairly. You're a degenerate.

>>737974907
Telling me to move out is nit fair. She knowws I don't have a job or any savings

>>737974317
Depending on where you live she can't make you move out for a set period of time. You may not be paying rent, but you do have rights. Look up your area's laws.

Otherwise, depending on your age move out. If you're under 18, which you're not even if you are because you're on 4chan, contact child protective services. If you're over 18 I'm sorry but she has every right to throw you out. The world is shit. Give her some time and she'll cool down. Buy your own lingerie next time and be more careful for fucks sake.

>>737974317
how old are you?

>>737974907
Plus in my defense: 1) even though I was hard I wasnt masturbatuing 2) she shouldn't even have been home

>>737975343
34

>>737975166
Should have been looking for a job and saving money instead of being a filthy degenerate, faggot

>>737975403
LMAO kill yourself you disgusting neet

>>737975345
>she shouldn't even have been home

you shouldn't be wearing her underwear you fucking spastic

>>737975345
Dude from her perspective she comes home and finds her son in her underwear. The bits of clothing that rub up against her genitalia. On her son's genitalia. It's disgusting to her. She shouldn't have been home isn't an excuse, it's a fucked up thing to do.

Want a curse for her? OP

>>737975403
Lmao

>>737975403
Oh god, have you ever had any work experience? Dude I hate to say it but the road ahead of you isn't a good one.

>>737974317

>kill your mother

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>>737975403
Kek fucking WINRAR
Don't fall for her sneaky tricks fam
Stay put

>>737975482
I've never had a job and she kniows that. Fuck you

>>737975403
LMAO

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>>737974317
>Her over-reaction

>>737975735
If I just don't move can she make me?

>>737975782
You could try to be helpful. I thought people here would understandd

>>737975749
I hope this isn't real. You need to find any sort of work you can.
>>737975854
Yes, eventually. She will have to serve you a notice of eviction most likely. Then eventually she can get you removed from the premises by the police.

Seriously dude it's time to grow up and find a job or some other way to support yourself. There's no excuse anymore. You may have convinced yourself of some reason you don't have to work but the world does not care. This is it.

>>737975403
If it isnt bait pls kill yourself your mom will thank you

>>737975854
Tell police she molester's you in your race car bed

>>737976069

People suggested you get a job. You're just looking for an answer you want to hear, stop being a degenerate piece of shit and get your shit together

>>737974317
You have to stuff her pussy, that's what she really wants. She'll act like she doesn't, but she wants you to TAKE it.

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>>737975403
This has to be bait, if not end your life ASAP fggt

>>737976150
I just want things to be like they were before. Why is that badd?

>>737974317
Post asshole

RAEP

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>>737974317
Best thread I've seen in a while. So what the hell were you doing in your mother's unmentionables?

>>737976467
No one cares what you want. Like, no one. Things aren't like they were before, they probably won't ever be like they were before. You have to move forward. I'm not going to pass the judgment on you that everyone else that hears about this will. That's just an observation of reality. You have to move forward. No one gets to stop time.

thats pretty reasonable you fag

>>737976752
I lick it

>>737976965
I like it...not lick

Well, you now have to kill yourself OP, no way out of it. You KNOW that you won't survive without any experience or any skills. So do it OP, just end it.

>>737974317
HAHAHAHA
okay now the advice:
tell her she'll be shutting away one of her sons forever. You won't come back, not for help or money, but neither will you be at her funeral.

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>>737974317
Get your own place you free-loading faggots diseased asshole

>>737977049
I cant talk to her like taht I just want everythng to be back to normal

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>>737977024
Would you still like it if it was just new from the store or must you raid someone else's panty drawer?

>>737977406
You're obviously mentally ill. Check into a psych ward. They'll keep you fed and might help you learn a skill. They'll probably put you on drugs but whatever. Best bet is to go to a hospital and claim that you're suicidal.

>>737976184
Underrated

>>737977440
There both differenrt..apples a doranges

Obviously try and have sex with her

>>737974317
Engage in fist fight, my money would be on you

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Try this...

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>>737975403
>MY SIDES

>>737977927
>willing to bet on a faggot that delibarety dresses as a woman
his grandmother prob bash the fuck out of the queer cunt

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Can you post a picture of yourself OP? I want to know what were dealing with here

Just dominate her, show her who wears the panties in the house!

>>737977940
>Pray tell, what is that delectable hunk of meat the man is looking?

>>737975403
Go buy your own panties you faggot. Get a job.

>>737974317
You're mentally ill, OP.
Get help.

>>737978200
Dubs of truth, post a pic of yourself.

she is obviously playing hard to get.. fuck her faggot. also, post moar.

>>737978200
>>737978351
I'm just a normal guy. 5' 10" 190 pounds, white, clean shaved

>>737978537
>Post. Pic. Nao.

Don't give us this 5'10" bullshit, post the pic!

>>737978537
>just a fat guy

Fixed

>>737978148
I love an underdog story

>>737978537
OP please. We can help you get a job if we know how you look. We gotta know if you look hireable!

>>737974317
Sounds reasonable to me, faggot.

>>737978629
190lb weakling isn't anything to be proud of either.

>>737975749
Seriously though, why do you not have a job?

>>737978625
Fucj off I don't have pics of me allover the place

>>737975403
/ T H R E A D

>>737978813
Post picture of your room then.

>>737978770
Ouch the edge it hurt

>>737978794
>190lb weakling isn't anything to be proud of either.

I mean based on the appearances of various UFC fighters, you can be muscular at anywhere from like 170 to 220 at 5'10", but if OP describes himself as an average guy he is fat at 5'10"/190.

>>737977049

Pro tip: doesnt work. I threatened this for years, and all I asked was my mother not be a raging cunt. But she persisted and now haven't spoken to her for 10 years. Dont even know if shes alive. The threat of ghosting doesnt work on women as they think they are superior and needed fkn lol

>>737978794
>Seriously though, why do you not have a job?
I tried but hyhperventilaqtred and almopst passeed out with ionterviewing

>>737978969
And I bet your mom thought she couldn't possibly be more disappointed in you - until today

>>737978908
Room..why??

>>737978969
why don't you work at one of those fag strip clubs?? you obviously practice enough

>>737979060
I don't think OP has hit rock bottom yet

>>737974317
tits or gtfo

>>737978914
I'm not joking, seek mental help. You need to do this.

>>737979168
meant for
>>737978969

>>737979098
Do you want advice or not? We need to see what we are dealing with.

>>737978969
That's either a pretty serious condition or you just need to experience life more. Get a shit job to gain some confidence for a while if you have to.

A month of working at McDonalds and you'll hate yourself and want to die, so nothing will phase you anymore.

>>737979136
Trying to survive on his own in his current state will not be good for him I suppose. Perhaps he could become a live-in fuckboy for a rich older gay man.

>>737979308
Everyone needs to get a job so they can hate something besides themselves.

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This thread is great

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>>737979715
Hey.

You're great.

>>737975345
> wasn't even masturbating
You try to defend yourself and your sick fetish by saying that at least your dick wasn't in your hand? She was more than reasonable. Repulsive.

Mom I did it again.

>>737976069
They are being helpful. Employment isn't the end of the world.

get fucking rekt you degenerate piece of shit

>>737974317
Eat the bitch out. She sounds uptight. Open her mind the fuck up.

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Get a job in a ladies lingerie store. Tell them about your prior experience.

>>737978537
>normal
lel

>>737980466
Kekels. There's your answer op

>>737974317
how about you use those 2 weeks to buy a gun and off yourself?

>>737976069
>I've never had a job
>I thought people here would understandd
yfw

>>737980678
He couldn't even afford his own panties. How the fuck is he gonna buy a gun?

Nobody is helpoing. I made a mistook coming here.

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>>737974317
Yeah BASED MOMS

Get out you fuckin fagzor queen.

>>737974317

KYS FAGGOT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS

Beg promise to never do it again etc etc etc etc crying could work

>>737980771
True, he could paint his face black and punch a cop in the face instead.

>>737980818
We gave you options to improve your life, and you shot them down. Your behavior was abnormal, albeit not the worst we've seen. You didn't listen to us. This is /b/, nobody's free from judgment.

>>737980771
i'm sure his mom would be kind enough to lend him some money so that he can kill himself

>>737980818
I had a laugh.

>>737974317
I too hate it when your mom comes home while im wearing her underwear

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>>737975403
I cant even

>>737976467
>
How were things before?

>>737981447
She lefft me alone except to bring my breakast and dinner. SOmetimeas on work day she was late and I din't get berakfast.

>>737974317
rape her and establish dominance

>>737980818

You are a piece of shit. Go and get your life together or curl up and die. Those do appear to be your only options. I feel sorry for your mum, 34 years wasted on you.

>>737974317
You are actually retarded and should kill yourself

>>737974317
Best part of this. Since you live there, she cannot legally make you leave without getting an eviction notice

>>737974317
This site is officially nothing but faggots and Trumpkins.

Rip, see you on the streets bum

>>737981815

You are clearly retarded. You're an advert for abortions, unless she tried to get one and you're the botched results.

Did Someone say... Spiderman!?

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>>737982259

>>737982145
No..bread anbd soup dwitrh cheese if extra

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>>737974317
She might be afraid you'll rape her

>>737974317
Just suck your mom's dick OP

>>737981869
rape rolled a 69, well then we at least know what position you must rape her in

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>>737974317
Fuck off OP.

I would kick you out too

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>>737982072
So which are you?

>>737982452

Why can't a 34 year old 'man' get his own fucking food? You really are worthless.

Someone screencap this

>>737975403
Surely this is bait.
>deeblygoncerned.jpeg

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Such obvious bait but at least the thread is entertaining.

Show of hands, who is wearing panties while calling OP a fag?

pic unrelated

>>737974317

Serious question, have you been diagnosed with any kind of mental illness or impairment of your cognitive faculties? Are you crazy or stupid in any way? That might change the situation.

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>>737983131
Do it yourself instead of asking other people to do your own work like some 34 year old still living at home mother panty wearing faggot.

>>737983389
Iam pretty goodlooking Ithink.

>>737983560

This answer... this answer... Comedy gold.

>>737983560
>>737983389
Sorry wrong replhy

>tfw i am probably going to end up like OP except without the panties part

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>>737983903
Just a bra then?

>>737974317
Nothing wrong with crossdressing, but get a fucking job. Jeez.

>>737984387

Lost his home because he was caught wearing his mother's underwear at 34. Yeah, nothing wrong with this at all.

Don't worry OP you're fine. This is just a bump in the road and with a little work you can go back to being NEET

Just do a google search and find out what you need to do to get welfare or social assistance. This will buy you some time. What you really need is to be on disability so you never have to work. The easiest way is to fake a suicide attempt. This will make claiming a mental illness easier and more believable. Just do some research and you'll be good.

Godspeed OP.

>>737984587
i like this.. OP, your move!

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>>737974317
You can come stay with me OP, but it isn't going to be a game. I'll fly you out here, away from any friends or family, and I'll take care of you, but it isn't going to be fun. You're going to have to change a lot. And I mean a LOT. Pic very related. You'll be lucky to be unlocked once a year. Also, I'm not an attractive man. It has everything to do with power, not sex. But hey, at least you won't have to get a job. . .

>>737984587

It's pretty believable now

>>737974317
>>737974317
Do you have any pictures of yourself in her underwear?

Move out, you probably should've done it a long time ago anyways. Your mother doesn't have to put up with you using her underwear for your sick fetishes, degenerate.

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>>737984936
OP should deffinitely go ask his Mom for some of her underwear and explain that he's taking pictures of himself in them for an image board because it's the only way they will help him find a place to live.

Not only would that gain a little more respect for the balls it would take, it might convince her that her son is not going to make it in the real world.

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>>737984841
These things in the picture don't take foreskin into account here ... obvious American degeneracy.

>>737985688
nobody likes nasty ass anteater dicks

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include me in the screencap

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>>737985818
Your mom does bitch.

This whole thread just needs a punchline now to become a classic

>>737985423
Underrated
also, is that a furry guardian angel guiding Gavrilo Princip's hand to assassinate Franz Ferdinand?

>>737975403
dude where's your dad?

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>>737985423
KEK is that Franz Ferdinand?

>>737986172

Either he left out of sheer pride in his son's achievement or is lurking in a basement somewhere with the finest beard ever to grow from a neck, dressed in a furry suit while molesting local cats.

>>737986172
My mother got pregnat fior having a bsaaby. mSHe didnt want a husbacnd. Just a chuiold

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>>737986159
>>737986343
Yes, that is Franz Ferdinand.

>>737986752

What did she fuck, a potato?

>>737986869
No Im 34... likke I saind earliker

>>737987023

More of that comedy gold. Keep it coming, OP

>>737985966
delete this fucking autism from your hard drive, christ, you're 1/5 as bad as the crossdresser

Move out. Take all her panties and bras. Wear them and post them on Facebook and tag her in every single picture. If she is to be ashamed of you make sure the world knows why.

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>>737987162
But I really, really like this picture . . .

>>737986752
What's up with the spelling errors?

Also, very serious advice, enter a mental ward. You're obviously unwell and they'll help you.

>>737975343
>>737975403

i win the thread

>>737974907
this

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>>737984841
So we're just going to pretend this isn't happening? I'm not saying that's a bad idea. Just asking.

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>>737974317
Honestly man, if you're not a troll (which I only suspect because of how it seems like you purposefully misspell things), your best bet is to tell your mom that you think you may be transgendered, were seeing how the underwear made you feel because you were having an identity crisis, and beg her to be understanding. if you can leverage it that she thinks you're just confused about your identity, that's a lot better than being a huge pervert, and it'll make her feel like a bigot / bad mom for kicking you out

but for real, get a job. don't you want to be a real person?