Hello /b/ I've been coming here for years and know the power

Ironically, the fact that nobody even bothers to respond or troll is what I need.

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Do not shatter, my boy

>>737935704
>Prostitute rejects me.
Topkek. Man post pics. This is fucking epic

Post pic of ur face

>>737937264
Ye need to see face!

>>737935704
post a picture of your face

Real question is how much were you going to pay for her?

>>737935704

Hi my name is Ralph. You should show us a picture of yourself, your face and also hos many coins can you fit in your oversized belly button? carry your coins this way from now on, and use them to purchase food at your local stores.

Whats ur job?

>>737937867

I wash dishes, I've had this job for 6 years and hopefully will get promoted soon.

>>737938026
I never got how ppl dont get girls to fuck its soo ez like srs I am 23 I fucked 20+ girls this year what went wrong brah? u just need to be confident

>>737935704
Life is shitty. You want women cause hormones. If chicks wont fuck you then fuck them, find something else you enjoy in life and devote your time to that.

>>737938104

Hi this is Ralph. I'm not the OP, I assumed you were asking me what I do for a living. I have a girlfriend for about three years now. We met at a dog park.

>>737938104
Oh and soo you know even tho I banged alot, I think sex is overrated

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>>737938104

OP here, 2nd comment after: >>737936060

Reply to this post so you can see the (you) proof, for what it's worth.

I worked in IT/Marketing, burned out, had a 2yr recovery and now live on social payments.

>>737938104
Youre either lying through your teeth or lucky as fuck. Either way its not what the poor guy needs to hear right now so go fuck yourself you worthless piece of fuck boy garbage

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>>737937573

I can't for obvious reasons.

>>737938373
Nobody cares Ralph, go be an attention whore somewhere else

>>737937587
50 euris (Netherlands)

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>>737938433
Not lying, he needs to hear it, feeling sorry for himself wont help him tho he needs to go to the gym and shopping get some clothes and need to gain confidence and thats it

Pic related its me

>>737938433
You another kissless virgin fuckface? Since when are we nice on /b/ anyway?

>>737938104
>>737938240

I don't even care about the sex anymore. A cuddle or a kiss would be enough.

I know it;s hormones/mental.

>>737938562
you have one nice ass, post tits bitch

>>737938562
If hes on the verge of suicide over this then he doesnt need to hear it RIGHT NOW. Later it might do him some good but the last thing id want if i were in his situation is to have people tell him its easy and possibly make him feel worse cause even if its "easy" he still cant manage to do it.

>>737938529

Hello friend. This board is a little confusing to navigate when everyone is anonymous, I'm still used to Totse.

>>737938736
Gym ll get u out of your state for sure and get a damn job u ll be on your feet in no time

>>737938562
I don;t feel sorry for myself. I'm not depressed or being emo as well. I have nice clothes, but even when I was fit *for years) no luck.

>>737938733
Read what In wrote in my opening post.

>>737938814
maybe you are right, I missed the "suicidal" part

>>737938501
What obvious reasons, don't be a fucking pussy. Post them. Wanna see a prostitute reject. Anyway you think you will surprise anyone with all the gore threads around?

>>737938733
Dont exactly have pussy raining down on me but ive fucked a couple girls. Although i was the same way he was and felt similar for a long fucking time.

How much do you weigh and what's your hygiene like? I'm starting to suspect you must be a hideous motherfucker.

>>737938925
Op if u wnna kill yourself lemme change your mind got snap? skype? srs I can help u

find something that challenges you and pushes your life to the limit, if that doesnt provide some insight then its on to the next thing finding a hobby you maybe can anywhere at anytime hopefully it will provide you some happiness, if that doesnt work on to the next thing which is devoting yourself to something bigger even if it feels like a fruitless endeavor...if that doesnt work keep fucking trying and ultimately if nothing works find a peaceful place to lie down and die by then you'll at least know you've tried earnestly to achieve something for your life

>>737938736
Yea i know the feeling. Maybe im just weird but i actually like cuddling more than sex.

>>737938967
OP here.

So do I.

post picture of yourself op

How ugly can u be if a prostitute rejects you. Low stadards...

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>>737935704
Stop living in your head all the time.
Life is more than bitches and sex but your head is stuck in your own asshole listening to records of people telling you what your standart has to be it seems.

Just post your pic

>>737939090
OP here.
Can you give me examples for your life ?

post a pic

Killlll yourself pussyyy

>>737939311
agreed

>>737939182
OP here
I tried and tried and tried. I simply can not accept myself. Even did mindfulness and meditation.

do a livestrem

>>737939122

Hi this is Ralph. How many coins can you fit in your belly button? Tell me the total amount in value, that way i can guess how many of each coin you can stuff in. Draw your face on paint and post it.

>>737939122
well maybe you should work on your hygiene and fitness. Nice clothes won't hurt either.

OP is just an attentionwhore, so it seems. Fuxk you OP you a fake

go out with a bang

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>>737939508

Like I said.
>know the power anon can have
>I'm just not gonna flip a coin

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>>737939421
So what? You cannot accept yourself, accept this then?

>>737939679
you gonna do it?

>>737939679
>>737939679

Hi this is Ralph. How many coins can you fit?

>>737939679
You're a huge pussy, mate. This is why suck at life. Consider ending it

>>737935704
Femanon here: Be a member of Greenpeace or go to a animal shelter. Take some action there. You will meet a lot of girls and they think you are so cute. Maybe you will find a dog and you will have a best friend. One of the girls will fall in love with you, because of your big heart

>>737935704 big heart, tiny dick

>>737939903

Hi this is Ralph. Ask him how many coins he can fit in his belly button, you can convince him.

ralph wtf do you want with coins

>>737939903
Stop lying. This is not how it works. Stop giving him false hopes. Also tits or GTFO

>>737940009
Doesn 't matter if you know how to use your tounge

>>737940130
op probably doesn't

>>737940077

Hello friend, this is Ralph. I want to know how many coins he can fit in his belly button. It interests me.

>>737940126
Also cock or gtfo

>>737939182
who is that

>>737939903
I worked with animals before and in the last few weeks I actually did consider Rejoining a place I used to volunteer at.

If I combine tour reply with >>737939090

We might be getting somewhere.


I might have

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>>737935704
This bait is so gay and fak. The only way a prostitute would reject you is only if u look like this dude. And even if u look like this dude they wont reject u if u pay them well.

>>737935704
pic of your face? just curious (most of the time its not as bad as you say)

>>737940244
Clueless, aren't you?

>>737935704
Show us face we want to see a fuckless face

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>>737940250
>and then there is always this retard
The watermark
Read it

lower your standards, get a good job where you made decent money.

that's all you need.

friend of mine did that and now he rejects pussy when he's not in the mood. that same fucker wouldn't have done that a couple years ago.

>>737940446
very fuckable

>>737940376
*fake

>>737940376
I'm not lying, that's the sad and 'fun' part.

>>737935704
Kill yourself pussy do it already. Livestream it

>>737940479
I had a job, I was fit, worked out. I have money in the bank. And never lost my self-confidence until today.

>>737940394
To shy to show...? So why should I? I won 't show to a stranger... So GTFO

>>737938831
On 4chan its typically best to stay anonymous. Oh and youll get used to people being cunts right quick

>>737940703

How many coins can you fit in your belly button? asking for a friend.

>>737939311
Burn in hell twat.

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>>737940038
Go away Ralph

>>737940760
Aren't you saucy? Just the way I like it. Pity that you're a dude

>>737940126
False hope is still hope. And nothings impossible.

>>737940848
OP here.

That's why Im posting this. I want reactions from anons to an anon.

>>737941186
Yawning...

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would you ?

>>737935704

Anon, sorry to burst your bubble

Paying someone to have sex with you will not make you less lonely.

At the end of the night, they will leave and you will feel more likely that before. Then you will just keep spending more and more to chase that ever fleeting feeling of sexy-timen then even that will be meaningless to you as you realize it means nothing to them.

Try to find comfort in making other people happy not so that good things will happen to you, but because it will help you actually feel connection to other people that will eventually open the doors to your emotional fortress

>>737941213
Lol this a true story or just your entertainment for today?

>>737941208
Bitch please. Can you get even cornier? False hope is the worst yocan offer to someone

>>737940446
Sauce?

>>737935704

Yep. Been worse than you chief. Not going to fucking greentext cuz who cares. No one wants
to hear, the could be worse shit, to make someone's "relative" misery seem better. But, there are kids dying of cancer. If you couldn't find a fucking whore to fuck, you must have set your expectations too high. Get a crack whore if you are that pathetically desperate.

>>737935704
Embrace your wizard level and focus on something besides sex.

Trust me on this.
At this point in your life you've put sexual contact on such a pedestal that the real thing will be a disappointment.

If you still want to get laid.. Find a less picky prostitute. Or just an ugly chick.
When the lights are off its all good.

>>737941273
Puts dick in mouth

>>737941561
Feel nothing... to small

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Take the black pill anon, resign yourself to a life of nihilism and knowledge.

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What do you want out of life?
If it's sex, kill yourself, it's not happening.
If not then reject all that shit. We've got the best porn and sex toys that's a thousand times better than the real thing anyway.
You just flop around, nut, then feel shame and self-loathing because I dunno, brains are weird.
Find something else man. I've accepted that I too am probably going to be alone for the rest of my life and women constantly tell me how handsome I am.
I've finally decided that I'm going to start building up some money and maybe look into investing it somewhere. Then I'm gonna build mother base and you motherfuckers see what a real Hitler looks like!
That's what you need to do. Not become Hitler, but find something to build towards. It helps take your mind off of how shitty you are.

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>>737941484
The interwebs

>>737941677
You showed him

>>737941769
OP here.

So far, that's the best one is this thread.

I laughed but also understand what you are saying.

Thanks.

>>737941700
Underrated

HOW and WHY did the prostitute reject you?

>>737941769
>I've finally decided that I'm going to
sure you will buddy

>>737942373
We agreed to meet in a public place, both wearing specific clothing items to recognize each other.
We did recognize each other (awkward eye contact). Before I could 'introduce myself' she left (nobody would leave that place like that after just walking in).
I called her, she said she 'couldn't come due to work'. She said she's quitting for a long while.
Ad is still up.

>>737941444
If it keeps him going long enough to find true hope then it served a purpose

>>737943131
please post a pic, pleaaaseeee, you can blurry your eyes or the whole face if you must.

>>737943142
You're pathetic. Any kind of hope is a piece of shit. Any man who has hope as his final refuge is done for. Hopelessness on the other hand...

>>737940542
try with a new one

>>737944168
tell us what makes you think hopelessness is cool