To all straight male anons, if you were offered $40,000 to have

No.

40 grand for ten minutes? fuck it... yes, anyone that doesn't go for that is a gay retard.

>>737935423
>anyone who doesn't get fucked in the ass by a dude is gay
ummm....

All poor fags are going to say yes, easy money for your dignity.

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>>737935505
I'd take up the ass during the superbowl halftime show for a billion dollars.

"Muh dignity" my ass, I'd be rich. And the poorest mindset is caring what other people think about you.

Hell let everyone i know watch, 40k is 40k

>>737935323
Yep, no question. Who knows, I may even enjoy it

>>737935323
No. Money is not worth dying from nigger AIDS

>>737935748
>STD free gay man

>>737935748
>std free

>>737935748
>STD free gay man
>nigger AIDS
Work on that reading comprehension

>>737935748
>STD Free
>"dying from nigger AIDS"

>>737935748
>I can't read

>>737935813
>>737935857
Gay sex = AIDS
STD free is a bullshit lie

Yeah why not?

>>737935323
i'd do it for free

>>737935323
No. If I were to give him a bj, then hell fucking yes, but my asshole is just too precious for me.

>>737935813
I sure would. I mean, that's half a good salary for 10 minutes anal.

Would even stack a couple 10 minutes until at around 500'000$. It's worth having a shitty ass month for a lifetime investment.

anybody here that says they wouldnt at least consider is lying or delusional
id invite his friends over and double the price

>>737935915
AIDS does not just happen. HIV virus is passed through sex and fluid

are you serious? easiest 40 grand ever

>>737935323
>it's not gay if you dont like it

>40,000 for ten minutes of lying there
>implying my boipucci won't make him cum in 3

>>737935323
Could I dress up like the girl? I would do it if I could be the pretty one

>>737935323
Hell for 40,000$ I'd slobber his cock and bend over backwards and lick his ass while he fucks mine

>>737935390
faggot
>>737935500
retard
>>737935505
no dignity in being a stuck up clit either >>737935748
hush autism boy
>>737935915
we know it's a meme, but it was never funny
>>737935973
good boy
>>737936007
only fair point made to a "no" answer so far

>>737935323
Worth a try...

>>737936104
>>737936069
>>737935423
Does nobody consider living throughout your life knowing you went gay for $40k? I can't live with that. Fuck this offer

>>737935813
>>737935857
>>737935892
>>737935902
>>737935911
>believing the "there are gays without aids" meme

fuck yea i would. but then again, im not straight.


but i can pretend to be.

>>737936335
something something about pasta getting wet

>>737935323
nah, id love the money but the life time of guilt and shame would not be worth it

you have to understand being straight means the idea of penis on penis action just doesnt work, no sparks fly in your brain, its just

>no thanks

>>737935323

Of course I would. Don't be such a faggot.

>>737936325
I'm a very credulous person

>>737935323
Duh yeah

>>737935323
What position would you like me to be in sir?

>>737935323
WOULD YOU SPEND A WHOLE WEEK IN A HOUSE WITHOUT WIFI FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS???

>>737936268
>being so poor that $40k means something
>being so upset about being poor that you call non-poor, straight anons autists on a laotian cross stitching board

Stay mad, poor AIDS bro. Imma go buy some shit and not worry about it.

>>737936481
Now we're getting to the tougher questions.

>>737936302
You don't just magically turn gay from having a dick in your ass, especially if you are literally doing it for money. Unless you end up getting a boner throughout, then you might want to have a word with yourself about some of those repressed feelings you kept in the back of your mind for all those years.

>>737936511
>being so full of yourself that you lie about not being poor on a majority fag homo bashing basket weaving board

I'm gonna get fucked in the ass for free and then we'll see who's truly happy

Considering I usually pay bbc to pound me, that's a good deal

>>737936481
Fuck you, man. This board has limits.

>>737936481
I'd spend a whole week in a house without WiFi AND get my ass pounded 10 minutes for 1M $.

>>737935323
40k for a bi sexual standard experience maybe
>implying you have expertise because you let them fuck as long as they want 4free aight?

>>737936614
>You don't just magically turn gay from having a dick in your ass,
Actually, if you have thus far never had one, then yes, it does make you gay.
>especially if you are literally doing it for money.
Not only does it make you gay, but it makes you a gay male prostitute. You literally jump from 'not gay' all the way to 'gay whore who sells his ass for money.'

>>737936641
>being such a neckbeard that you can't find a hot female to peg you

>>737935323
I like cock and I'm straight so sure

>>737936784
Gay = sexually attracted to someone who is the same sex.

Are you attracted to the other guy, or to 40k$ ? Think for a second before you post stupid thoughts.

>>737936784
Willing to do something you'd normally not do, for a decent amount of money isn't going to suddenly make you attracted to men afterwards. But in your case, it probably will seeing as you're so scared about it.

40k is not enough money. My final answer is no.

B-but it's not gay if I wear a dress. Gender is a choice

>>737935323
Absolutely. I wouldn't enjoy it, but anyone who says no is a complete retard.

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I'm straight and I do it for far less. Just took this dude's 9" in my ass for $50 for 20 minutes and then sucked for 10 min and swallowed his huge load.

Secret, std free, and not too painful. Sure

>>737936784
This guy doesn't know how being gay actually works. He'll be one of those dudes who'll have a little boy one day and not let him play with a barbie doll out of fear he's suddenly going to start loving dick because of it. Idiot.

Why not? I can say that at my age it really wouldn't have mattered. I've done humiliating things for nothing and I wouldn't even be humiliated by this. A man thinking my ass was worth $40k for 10 minutes would be flattering, considering he could get laid for a lot less even if he was deformed and ugly.

>>737935323
yeah

i already put stuff in my ass all the time
and its not romantic or anything

its just fucking
im dtf

>>737935323
I'd whore myself out for much less

>>737937223
Not to mention that the kids will be an angry faggot just like his dad.

>>737935813
>STD free
>gay man
Pick one

>>737937198
You are one cheep fag for pay

>>737937198
bitch ur not straight rofl

>>737935323
Sure. That's good pay for 10 minutes of work

>>737935323
In this fantasy situation, absolutely yes because money, IRL I really fucking doubt it since people just fucking set you up and lie and can't trust nobody

40k yes