Dubs decides....
This autistic girl from work plays the same MMO as me. She's stuck on some boss fight and is begging me to carry her.
She does this crap all the time and I'm tired of her shit.
Dubs decides.
>>737928015
"I'm actually about to delete my character/account, want all my gil and unbound gear?"
>>737928132
Roll
>>737928166
Hahaha, thanks for the reroll boss. There ya go OP
Tits and timestamp and I will fight the boss for you
>>737928015
pic of her.
if dubs "why havent we had sex yet?"
>>737928414
reroll
>>737928166
Winrar
>>737928166
Lol
>>737928446
"It was all an elaborate ruse"
"I could help you. but i would wont something too. maybe a pic of your body."
Its so boring to play now, and I can't be bothered listening to your shit about it every day
"Actually, I could help, for a price though."
>>737928446
"Because I'm going to commit suicide this weekend, figured I'd practice on my xiv toon first.."
Im ghey
Send tits and I'll halp
"How about we forget about the game and you come over and devour my cock?"
Hurry up lads
>>737928627
Rolling
>>737928599
kek winrar
>>737928599
>>737928611
Winzip
>>737928611
Winrar
Im crazy about you. Im hard as fuck right now stop playing and start playing with me
>>737928599
>>737928611
Just use both
>>737928599
fuck this one
>>737928611
do this
Hey David, why haven't you boned this chick?
>>737928663
roll
>>737928644
"Because I'm sick of this fucking game and sick you too"
"There's just so much porn I need to fap to, I don't have time to play games"
>>737928718
here we go
>>737928666
Listen to satan
>>737928666
Trips of hell ! Well done m8
>>737928744
don't use this, i was just replying to OPs picture
>>737928015
it was just a joke. But i mean... one hand washes the other, if you know what i'm saying.
>>737928718
Op not a fag
>>737928627
Roll
I will help you if you will suck me off
>>737928895
wew
If you suck my dick i'll help you beat all the bosses
You want help or no?
post her kik
Come sit on this dick and I'll help ;)
>>737928868
This
>>737928895
I mean, that's a pretty fair deal if ya ask me
>>737928895
Pray4tits
>>737928868
roll
I love you
>>737928934
Roll
>>737928958
Reroll
>>737928868
Rerollll
I'm serious, tits and I'll help
thread is dead. she shut him down so hes too busy backpedalling to deliver
>>737928990
Re-roll
>>737928934
One more
>>737929014
So is that a no?
"Do you want help with it or Not? Send the tits, now. Before I get mad.:
i've seen this thread before
its b8
>>737929014
you're using two phones aren't you faggot
I have always had a thing for you...
>>737928990
RE ROLL
>>737928990
Reroll
>>737929014
Tits or stormblood
No tits? No help
Show your pussy , now.
>>737928951
roll
If this girl really is autistic you should be nicer to her. They have feelings, too, and navigating through the subtleties of life and interactions is difficult for them.
>>737929014
"You know you want to"
>>737929066
Winzo
OP, she wants the D
>>737929026
Roll
>>737929066
RAR!
>>737929014
believe it. Im a new David. I go after the things I want in life.
>>737928934
>>737929066
WINWAR
Let's play a new game ;)
"I'm posting this conversation on an online imageboard called 4chan and I'm getting advice from strangers because I'm too scared too talk to you face to face."
>>737929014
"I can't believe it either, but I did it anyways. What will you do about it? "
>>737929105
> beta male confirmed
Waiting for tits. She'll defiantly give in. Just keep saying you'll help if she's sends. God speed anon.
I just want to see your tits.... i fantasize about you taking my penis in your mouth while you look at me with your beautiful eyes. Are tits too much to ask for?
>>737929144
Win
>>737929014
i get tits, you get help
>>737929144
Fag
>>737929144
LMAO
>>737929144
Fucking asshole
>>737929144
fuck off
>>737929144
kek'd
>>737929105
White Knighting; we are on /b/ you shitlord, go somewhere else please.
>>737929168
No, autistic son, confirmed.
>>737929177
double win
>>737929144
>>737928934
you know what to do OP..
>>737929171
Thisssssssss>>737929171
>>737928015
she seems nice. you do not.
>>737929066
This
>>737929137
roll
>>737929171
rolling
so tit for tat tater tot
>>737929171
Reeroll
>>737929168
>>737929218
>being edgy on /b/
so original
>>737929324
As serious as a heart attack
>>737929324
Ummm, yes
hell fuckin yeah me too I got ass naked in my room fuckin grunt and get the death grip on my rod start slideing my hand up and down slathered in lotion root to tip baby nuttsack to mushroom tip jackin myself off hump that fist flex my fuckin muscles if I had any bigger pecs I'd need a fuckin bra tatted up badass looking body I blow two liters of cum onto the cats face who was sleeping underneath my computer desk
>>737929171
Please god!
>>737929324
Thank god you went with that. Fuckin fags and their fun ruin shit. Anyway.
"I've never been more serious about anything ever before"
I saw your mum at groceries the other day and had a boner...
>>737929381
Reroll
>>737929428
Reroll
>>737929393
Rawl
>>737929401
roll
You have 2 minutes to send them.
Show dem tittays
Be my bitch, girl.
>>737929435
roll
>>737929324
that post ended in 34 you cheating cunt. stop editing and cherrypicking summerfag
>>737929334
>edgy
> triggered white knight confirmed
>>737929428
roll
>>737929324
I'm tired of your shit, you want something from me you'll do something for it.
>>737929500
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>>737929105
rolll1
>>737929324
I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. You've got to excuse my autism. And of course I will help you. You're nice :)
lol jk
my friend stole my phone
sorry wrong number
>>737929500
Winrar
>>737929500
winrar
>>737929393
Roll
Serious as a heart attack. Pretty serious.
>>737929533
>>737929500
fok me
>>737929506
>doesnt know what a reroll is
"Yes. Show them because I don't have all day"
OP either fucked his chances up or is getting tits.
Godspeed
>>737929545
Roll
I want to see dem udders, you want that boss beat.....whats to understand?
>>737929517
>thinking im the same person
>being a decent person is bad
must suck to look in the mirror and cry like a bitch every night for you
>>737929545
roll
>>737929428
Rollllllll
OP do you have any other pictures of "Tater Tot"?
she looks cute
>>737929506
Cute.
She's stopped replying
Am serious
Send tits, then send ass, then come blow me and we'll be even for all the help I've given you in the past
If you've never had a dick in your mouth, just the tits and ass. I don't want to be your first cock. You'll probably cling to it like a cat to catnip
>>737929587
or he traded tits for pussy...
ok i'll help you
>>737929666
wew
>>737929666
2nd satan trips this thread.. nice
>>737929637
Thinking that being this nice will get you some Tard ass. Must suck being you.
>>737929288
Winner.
OP where u at
>>737929587
Godspeed indeed
>>737929688
Maybe she's taking the picture for ya
>>737929688
kek dont you have to see this grill irl?
>>737929661
i can call the butterface from that distance
>>737929661
no I made her up, you are all fools.
>>737929066
Winrar
Post em if you got em nigger
>>737929688
i think this thread is fake as shit ton
IF NOT - she will give in
kek you now tried to take advantage of someone who needed your help, you're officially one of us now. With blue balls
Stop being a stuck up prude, and show off that sweater meat.
>>737929688
aaaand you picked the most cringy reply of them all.
guess this pussy is locked for you now.
"sigh... fine...logging on now, but i can't be long Jerry is getting bored sitting on his own"
Hey I'm just kidding around, I'll help you out in a little bit. But if you think about it why haven't we ever hooked up? It would be a blast.
>>737929766
t. virgin fat fuck
>>737929824
roll
>>737929688
just keep up asking for tits op