What do I say? I'm autistic I don't know how to talk

>>737927531
What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck are you even talking about in your texts

>>737927531
You sound like a total creep and a fag, if you're autistic your a mutant and will pass on your mutation. Kill yourself.

>>737927697
>>737927735
My penis.

>>737927844
Why would you refer to your dick like that?

>>737927951
I asked if she was a blacksmith, because I need someone to sharpen my spear

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>>737928010

>>737928010
please be bait

>>737928010
Jesus fuck.

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>>737928165
Not bait my man

>>737927531
Repost. Fuck off jew.

>>737928298
No im the same guy my man. Be my brother

>>737927531
jesus christ i hope you re not that retarded.
but i ll pretend you are and this is true for a minute.
just ask her if blacksmiths like to drink a beer or a coffe, and stop talking about sex related things

>>737928259
Did you imply your dick head is 4 inches long

>>737928418
It is true

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>>737928259
the time delay between her responses... just stop man, it s a lost cause and you re making yourself ridiculous

>>737928685
Ok..another girl I'm talking to on Facebook messenger said

"Hahaha oh and big words I'm so flattered *wink face*

I said i was "9 inches from the ground" she didn't get that I was talking about my penis until I told her

>>737929130
What do I say to her?

>>737929184
Why do you keep talking about your dick you fucking moron. Ask them out for a drink or something

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>>737928010

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She responded

>>737929301
Well then pick one you like to do more and go do it

>>737929242
Not this. Keep opening the convo with your dick. Girls love that.

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>>737928010

>>737929130
pls stop you re making too obvious that this is all fake, there s no way one can be this cringey without knowing.
go outside, call a friend idk but please stop posting
sage

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>>737929242
OP needs to talk about his genitals more, not ask them out for coffee. You're doing great with the penis stuff, but you've forgotten to mention your balls.

>>737929476
I am outside baby boy I'm on my lunch break.

>>737929301
good but i usually don t drink them together so choose one
or something like that
real girls (not this fake shit) usually fall for this kind of trick where you present them with two option about going out instead of asking if they want to go out with you or not

>>737929798
So in laments terms what do I say?

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>>737930001

>laments terms

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>>737930001
layman s?
the first sentence faggot

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>>737930532
You are raw cringe

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>>737927531
just to know, what s your score in "the game"?

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>>737930532
>2017
> Not drinking coffee beer

>>737930532
I'm used to Bumble... you're not going to either meet her or fuck her. She will also stop replying you in a second. kill yourself

>>737930844
I have no game. I've had sex with one female one time. I was drunk when I "seduced" her.

Brand new to the tinder and bumble game

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>>737931008
looks like we have another loser

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>>737931045
a(s)l? you may still save your face

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>>737931045
That sucks anon.

>>737931351
23
Suburban Detroit

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>>737931443
you re in great danger my friend.
using apps sure can help you but i would suggest you to stop right now and get some real life experience or you may become a real loser for the rest of your life.
may i suggest to read this book? it s not a pua guide but can help you understand what women really wants and expecially what you really want plus some trick to add to your sleve
to me it was what stopped me from having meaningless sex with a different girl every week end

>>737931268
you're young and edgy

>>737932013
You got a better picture of her?

>>737932013
Just say when you're free to go out. Keep it simple.

>>737931883
wow! this book turned me from a fat, lazy, autistic faggot into a total chad - thanks op!

>>737931443
Hey, 248 here.

>>737932013
ask for tits

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>>737931947
ok man, you re a loser so i guess we re cool

>>737932013
beer and coffe where my ideas, it s your turn to have one

mhe idk if it sounds good, english it s not my first language

>>737932120
Don't do this.

Set a time and location, if she flakes you have your answer.

>>737932013
The time after we fuck

>>737930532
this has to be fake.
just send a picture of your spear to her.

might as well take this from 0-100 already

reporting in from the whale thread.... you better get tits

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>>737932364
idk man he s quite the loser, she may use a wrong time and location to bail out

>>737928010
jesus OP you realize this is why 4chan has a reputation for being absolutely retarded

>>737932506
That's why he has to set it? If you give women options they will pussy foot around and blow you off. Be a man and set the date. If she flakes out after that move on to the next bitch.

>>737928010
Holy fucking kek pls be real.

Post a picture of her. I want to rate her level of chubbiness.

>>737928685
Is it a bad think? My ex does that to me

>>737932742
women also loves when you ask them their opinion and at least pretend to take it into consideration, that s why i suggested that

>>737932825
thats why shes an ex. bitches delay texting back when the want to see gauge your interest in them or some bullshit.

guys dont text back because we are busy doing shit and working... we dont plan out not responding like some bullshit

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>>737930001
>laments terms

Stop the train, I gotta get off.

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>>737932825
yes, idk all the details but it s probably better if you stop writing to that ex

>>737927531
This is obvious bait.
B A I T
A
I
T

>>737932928
Hahaha. I figured as much. Ive just stopped bothering now. To depressed to talk anyways
>>737933052
Sauce bru

Literally just stop talking in metaphors like a faggot and say "So are we fucking or what?"

>>737932924
The first date is important dude. She's not going to want to have a man that wants her validation. What you're talking about comes when you're in a relationship.

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>>737933032
those are penne rigate and jesusfc ravioli are not even a kind of pasta
i hate you all

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>>737933150
proud phonefag

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>>737933052
why does she gotta have a dick. god dammit.

>>737933197
what s your app dating score?

>>737933232
I posted that to piss off the swarthy Italians in the thread, found one

>>737933306
because there are tons of beautiful girls and very few good transgender mtf

>>737933354
App dating score? I don't use apps, i already have a fiance.

>>737933491
Is there anyone that is literally not autistic in this thread?

>>737933544
i have one too, that was not the point.
so it s 0? and your score in general?

>>737931268
Anyone got the meme version of this. With the dog talking

>>737933588
you should increase the luminosity of your screen because i think it s acting like a mirror rn

>>737933671
Why would I be using dating apps if I have a fiance? That's a shitty thing to do.

>>737933287
Nice

>>737928010
I cant breathe haha

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>>737933769
uhu to have 4somes for example?
anyway i think there was a time before our fiance... long, long time ago, a time where men where free and we called ourself "single" but idk maybe i m justt stoned
so, again, what your score?

>>737934122
You're all about opinions, how does your soon to be wife feel about you using those sites to have 4somes? Again I don't use those apps so there is no "score"

Poop on my dick

>>737928259
You already blew it kid

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>>737934484
i said irl with no apps.
she feels great because she obviously involved, your life must be very boring if you didn t even think of that
sucks to be you
here s my dick 8 in his bit version

someone make a screen cap of this

You are doing your best to blow it yet she's desperate and drunk so enjoy your AIDS.

>>737934882
So it's a mutual thing? How does it feel knowing your girl is sucking other dudes dicks? And nah, my life is great bud have fun with your whore wife and stds.

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>>737935155
joke s on you i suck those dicks too
plus i had sex ed when i was little and i remember what a condom is quite well
still not telling me your score loser ;)
(and admitt it, my dick is much bigger than yours)
well after this it s clear that i m the winner and a winner knows when it s time to go so bye

I wanna know, anon. If you can't even make stuff seem normal trough text, (or if we are being specific, you can't even do it yourself) in a real life situation, where you can't predict what her reaction will be, where there will be a unpredictable factor, are you sure you will be able to pull it off on a situation like that? Tell me.

Bump i gotta know what happens op

>>737936393
he s probably heading toward his social suicide