What's an easy way to kill myself? Can't use a gun

>>737905016
Let mother nature do it for you

Don't kill yourself

dont act like you havent heard of mixing bleach and ammonia. one whiff will knock you out. an entire lung full will kill you. you would die before you knew it happened

>>737905095
Fuck off, you must be new. I didn't come here to get pussies saying "Oh don't kill yourself" but /b/ has become pussyland. Should've known, I'll just wikihow it.

Don't fucking do it.
Mental illness sucks, get help. SERIOUSLY.

>>737905120
This is a response I can get behind. But try harder next time.

>>737905288
try harder? what does that even mean?

>>737905269
See
>>737905213

>>737905016
if yah wanna die bad enough .. you can always hold your breath

>>737905324
Took me 2 seconds to find out, come on bro. I'm not gonna spoil it tho someone might try it.

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>>737905213
>>737905356

Jump out of a window, it's cheap and safe. More luck in next life.

>>737905404
what are you talking about? he wants to die and bleach and ammonia works?

>>737905426
"safe" I could wake up in a hospital unable to do it again because I'm fucking paralyzed. Fuck off.

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Don't do it man, the race war is coming!

>>737905016
Find a really high bridge?

>>737905016
Nice square jaw. Don't anhero ur self, anon

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>>737905509
>asks for advice on how to kill himself
>denounces advice
You don't deserve to kill yourself, when you fuck up, hopefully it's enough to cripple you for the rest of your life.

>>737905016
Have enough Heroin and other Drugs,where you do live?

>>737905016
Diabetic insulin needle, used. Fill it with air, inject into neck artery or vein. If the diabetic needle is unused, full of insulin, inject anywhere.

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>2017
>not pouring ammonia into a cup with a chlorine tablet in it and creating chlorine gas to kill yourself

>>737905765
I've obviously already thought about this for a long time. Do you think the first thing I do when I'm feeling suicidal is go on /b/? I was hoping for something creative.

>>737905016
find a big black dude at a gym and tell him he smells like a nigger. if you win you will be a hero, if you die you wake up in valhalla

>>737905016
jump in front of a train or something

>>737905953
nice meme m8 what next you're gonna copy the gorilla warfare maymay?
>top kek XDDDDDDD

if you want to buy heroin just stop paying your bills, you're going to kill yourself anyway

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>>737905016
kill your self, wtf are you for faggot you even kinda look like the guy from the movie rampage, shit killing yourself is so 2016. kids these days are going on killing sprees murdering what ever the fuck bothers them

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>>737905516
Instead of killing yourself you can find better targets.

>>737906001
what's the point if you're going to die

>>737905016
>What's an easy way to kill myself? Can't use a gun because I'm not an amerifag. I'd love to do it with heroin but I don't have money. Fuck me man. Pic releated, it's me.

Train, jump, infiltrate military complex and try to hit armed soldiers, wear dummy explosive belt and shout allahu akbar at public place

Bro are you that Glaswegian pothead with braces?

>>737906247
Holy shit that's actually good. Do you think police will shoot me if I do that? I mean the bomb thing.

>>737906055
Low quality b8

>>737905016
Wow getting enough heroin isn't even that expensive.

>>737906247
Wow. That's a great way to do suicide by cop, but by soldier instead. Might get hit by an RPG and die instantly.

>>737906327
what country?

>>737906245
Mostly I wanna die 100% safe. No going back, and if I jump out of a window there's a chance I'll survive. Also I'm scared to death of heights.

>>737905509
He didn't mean from the second floor, suiciderp. Anything beyond the 20th floor and you ain't waking up in hospital.

>>737906447
Germany.

>>737905016
Go to the zoo and jump in the lion or gorilla cage and start some shit with some lions or gorillas and don't take shit.

>>737906563
Timestamp?

>>737906383
No money no heroin ya know.

>>737906548
People have survived skydiving accidents from thousands of feet in the air where the parachutes didn't open, though.

>>737905016
drink 6 liters of water that will kill you

>>737905016
Go murder a whole bunch of people and get the police to shoot you.

>>737906719
Nigger, please. Leap out of the 40th floor onto a city street and you are dead 100% of the time.

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>>737906517
Face your fear by jumping off a building

>>737906685
Na man. No personal information on 4chan, if you haven't guessed already that's not me in the OP. You can believe me or you don't. Why even ask for timestamp except for getting my personal info?

>>737906517
try climbing on top of a train and grabbing the power lines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0tBjT8IxUw

>>737906719
keep finding excuses. that will help. attentionfaglord

>>737906888
(That's not me m8)

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>>737906860
>timestamp
>personal info

>>737906860
I'm didn't replied b4. I'm just asking for TS for start 'helping' with the OP's end.

Würde mich auch umbeingen wenn ich so aussehen würde wie du

>>737906939
Yeah man, if I post a photo on here you can read the geotag and shit. No thanks. All I want is some advice, also I hate that they removed these IDs that let you know who is who in a thread.

>>737906838
unless you hit someone or land on a car top that deforms and absorbs most of your fall.

>>737905213
>didn't come here to get pussies saying "Oh don't kill yourself"
>pussies
>says the coward bitching out on life

>>737907007
Ja man same

>>737906888
maybe if you keep crying about it your shitty idea will become fool proof

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Fold Frisbee like taco, eat.

>>737905016
Slit your own throat
Jump off a tall building
alcohol poisoning

the suicide vest thing seems legit, of course if you made an actual bomb you could increase your odds, but that may be beyond what you would consider easy

>>737907047
Cluelessness, the post.

>>737907350
That's what I'm thinking too. With all the refugee hate/paranoia that you see here everyday, I think I'm actually gonna try that.

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>>737905016
Yo faggot I hope your at least gonna stream it cuz you better deliver faggot

>>737905016
>What's an easy way to kill myself?

This thread is posted 12 times a day.

>>737907450
kill some sandniggers when you go

>>737907658
Yeah /b/ has become cancer. Oh wait, it always was. Fuck you.

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>>737907658
It is to promote suicide normalize it and increase the decline of the white races.

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>>737907730
it gotten in a higher stage then it was already, normies flooded /b/ then there are the tumbler and jidf promoting racemixing, im sure the chicks have some hand in all this degenerate climate on 4chan

>>737906603
Mosh with gorillas and lions

>>737907450
good luck in jail mate. youre german. you know they wont shoot you dead. you need to be waaaaaaay closer to get shot to death than you will manage to get with this idiotic plan

these threads are absolute cancer, OP is just asking for attention obviously its not hard to kill yourself there are plenty of easy ways to do it.. either OP wants attention or is just a complete retard not being able to think of a method

>>737907893
In jail there ain't nothing to worry about. Makes me think.

>>737905016
I suggest don't do that, life is beautiful and ever worth it.
But if you have your reasons, fight cops and let them shoot you as an hero

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>>737907851
>>737906603

>>737908052
Got me with my pants down. If it's true what you're saying, didn't you just give me what I want? Seems to me like you need some attention by trying to troll this dead thread. Go home.

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>>737908210
This is bs, buy a battle ready katana and kill low iq ppl en mass

>>737908291
nah mate just fellt pointing out youre fucking full of shit

>>737905016
>but i dont have money
Holy fucking kek. Heroine is at the most 25 bucks.
Just grab a kitchen knife and rob some1 then buy and OD you fucktard.
Other ideas include:
>hanging yourself
Very easy, guarenteed death if you do it properly. Which shouldnt be hard
>Jumping from the top of a building
You /wont/ survive the fall, trust me.
>drinking 2 bottles of what ever is in your sink cabinet
Preferbly choose the most colourful bottles.
>jumping infront of a train or putting your neck on the rails.
No explaination needed
>mixing ammonia and bleach
One whiff and youre down
>attaching 2 big bricks to your legs and jumping off a bridge
Wouldnt recommend this, drowing isnt a fun way to go
>cutting your wrist
Down the road, bla bla bla, you know it.
For a sure result lay dowb in a warm bathtub, might as well do the next thing on the list.
>Dropping an electrical appliance in your bathtub
Make sure you're inside the bathtub and that you pour in a generous ammount of salt aswell.
>any gun to the brainstem
The brainstem control all involuntary body functions like:
- hearth beat
- breathing
Its located in the back of your neck right where the skull connects to the body. Shoot from there towards your forehead.

Speed into an overpass...ghostriding!

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>buy/steal a few tennis balls and couple hundred boxes of matches
>cut off all the red tips of the matches
>cut hole in tennis ball and fill it tightly with match heads
>throw them around in a shopping centre
>profit?

>>737908132
no. especially as caught islamist terrorist (which you would be then), you will have a blast of a time in there, pretty sure