Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking

You should encourage her slutty behavior

>>737900500
cuck

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You need to set an example. Be the stern father you ought to be. Fuck her long and fuck her hard, so that she need never own a vibrator.

The alternative is her using carrots so this is for her safety.

>>737900716
Femanon here,

I used to "borrow" cucumbers from the fridge. I put them back after I was done with them.

>>737900500
Your best solution is to simply disable her laptop's internet. Delete the wifi driver.

>>737900759
and im never having children now. thanks..

>>737900759
Your parents weren't suspicious of you borrowing the cucumbers? Not many uses for a cucumber other than masterbaition and eating

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Gonna need some pics of your daughter so we know how to help.

>>737900641
This guy knows

>>737900500
This story feels made up, and some part of the MGTOW world where having daughters is the ultimate cuckoldy, blah blah blah.

>>737900759
Have you read "Cucumbers Are Better than Men"?

>>737900500
>wife undermines husband in front of daughter
>daughter can now do whatever she wants as papa can't punish her anymore
>daughter uses vibrator and cums many times
>hmmm I wana try it IRL
>daughter-whore sneaks out at night because not scared of cuck dad
>daughter meets up with Tyrone, 6 years older than her
>ends up doing porn videos because shes completely consumed by whoring
>father is divorced because wife is just a dumb bitch
>father looks at porn site
>father sees daughter get fucked in her ass being brutally punished

>"heh heh she finally gets punished"

>>737900500

The question should probably be (if this is a real story which it isn't) is why are you coming to /b/ of all placed to complain about domestic issues with your wife and kid?

Asking advice from degenerates to stop your daughter being a degenerate. Great logic.

Yeah.... that's would be weird. If this was true. Which as I said, it's not.

>>737900807

you weren't going to anyway

>>737900500
>boys wank and look up leaked nudes
boys will be boys! high fives all around!
>girl wants a random sex toy
Fucking slut how dare you!
OP is a dumb hypocritical fag that probably wants to fuck his daughter like a chimp. That's usually the reason other animals obsess over their daughter's sex parts

>>737900759
Pics or it didn't happen

>>7379005
Your only option is to chet on your wife with a co worker.

You and i both know the stupid reason that the wife was so sided with the daughter is because these two whores discussed and planned for the daughter to buy a dildo online. Your wife was encouraging your daughter to buy a fake penis with your money.

>>737900500
Turns out girls also masturbate. I know it's crazy. If you really are a dad you are going to have to come to terms with some shit you don't like we all do. It's fucking stupid too. Remember all that pussy you were slamming in college? You think none of those girls had dads? I raised three daughters to adulthood. The trick to keeping them from becoming sluts is to be there for them not locking them in the house.

The best way to handle the thing with the vibrators you ran into there is let your wife handle it and forget it ever happened.

>>737900926
I only borrowed them for a few hours late at night, while they were asleep.

>>737900500
better an clit toy than a cock old boy. Probably your wifes perspective

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>>737900500
dubs checked.
Take the router. Back hand your wife in the face in front of the kid, scream your next. Beat wife a few more times. Chase kid down and beat her too, dont leave bruises though. Now reclaim your place as man of the house and stop being a faggot.

>>737900807
now I'm def having children, and eating more vegetables

>>737900965
8/10

I kekd

>>737900500
A vibrator doesn't make your daughter a slut, you moron. You can be happy she wants to masturbate with a dildo and not with some real cock.

>>737900500
They suck dick in school when they are twelve years old. Everyone knows it, no one wants to admit it. Daddys little girl is a whore. Live with it, you can't change it. Also cuck for sleeping on the couch. My wife has to sleep there when she has issues.

>>737900500
So you want her to look at children's sex toys on some other site? Sorry dude, your wife is right. Better she get advice about this from her mother than just using her fingers. Girls can ruin themselves if they do it wrong early.

>>737900500
>it's going to be fucking impossibl
chill she will find out if you want to or not. If you always forbid her everything she will get it from others and she will distance you. Just talk to her but stay cool. Someday she will be thankful for your open mind and it will increase your bond

>>737900500
Go away from here. You do not belong here.

>>737901016
Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ. Girls can be literally Helen Keller and they will have lines. The difference is that sex for girls has way more consequences than it does for guys. Don't bring it up like it's society's fault. It kinda is because we don't kill pedos on site I guess. But besides that, get off your feminism high-horse, read some Camille Paglia or just fucking kys. Or get spayed and fuck everything.

>>737900759
Nice story bro.

>>737900500
Your only option is to order yourself a realdoll
that'll teach them!

>>737901099
Are cucumbers from the fridge not too cold?

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Pics of laptop or it did not happen.
First to say OP is a fag and will not deliver.

>>737900500
Better expect your daughter gets fucked in one of the janitor closets by p.e. Bully chad.

>>737900500
Hope you signed a prenup. If you did, get the fuck out. You put your dick in feminist scum, man. If you didn't, secure your fucking assets as best you can, cut, and run. You only have six years to pay the bitch to raise the other littler bitch, so consider yourself lucky.

Or, troll the fuck out of them, buy a fleshlight, and just leave it in random places. When they tell you you are a disgusting pig, tell them they inspired you to buy a sex toy. Then, when little princess graduates, drop that feminist scum you unwittingly put your tiny cock in, let your daughter get railed by niggers until she has so many kids, her house looks like a god damn orphanage, and drink your fucking whiskey on the beach.

>>737900500
Just don't raise her, it's that simple. Let her do whatever she wants. That will actually let you not get ultimately cucked. If you raise your daughter to be a perfect girl for 18 years, just for another man to fill all of her holes, you're getting megacucked, long-cucked, the works. If you just let her be a whore and do what she wants, no guy will want her for more than a night, and maybe she'll get aids and then give multiple guys a death sentence rather than pleasure from your little girl. Just let her go OP, you'll be better for it. No getting cucked, also make your wife sleep outside.

>>737901049
lol so at 13 every dad should buy his son a sex doll or a fleshlight? Don't be fucking retarded

>>737901135
this imaginary girl is 12 you complete degenerate faggot

Fuck that's fucked up. At first I thought you said twenty and I was like "fucking subhuman cuck" and now I gotchu man. See I called you a man but you are not acting like one. B E A M A N

>>737901422
Checked and kek'd

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>>737900965

>>737901214
thanks angry virgin. I needed a laugh

>>737900500
>> Set up laptop in the dining room
>> Make regular habit of masturbating to porn on said laptop
>> Ensure daughter catches you

There's your solution. If she's so fucking adult & your wife ain't got your back, then you have no reason to have hers.

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>>737901575
O no rOsted :(

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>>737900500
You overreacted, your wife is a terrible parent for undermining your authority in front of your child.

Explain to your wife that you don't have a problem with your daughter masturbating, but that for a 12 year old internet is a privilege, not a right, and you feel that your daughter shouldn't have been looking at sex-related stuff on the internet. I mean, who knows what she could have seen? Sex toys don't stop with vibrators and dildos, there's all sorts of sick fetishes out there.

>>737900759
I don't actually think that a 12 year old pussy would be able to take anything near as wide as a cucumber, but for the purposes of my erection I'm going to choose to believe this.

Go the exact opposite direction. Start watching porn in the living room in front of your wife and kid.

Just wait until all of you are sitting in the living room watching television together at ~7-8pm and then right when a good part of the show your watching is about to happen, switch the television to a bound gangbang porn, break out your fleshlight and start fapping right in front of both of them.

When they object, tell them that masturbation is a completely normal human behavior and there isn't anything wrong with it.

>>737901214
>Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ.
And the neckbeard of the year award goes to... (You)

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leftist false flag post

cool story bro but it didn't happen

>>737901435
Didn't say that at all. I don't think the mom should buy her daughter a vibrator but they should have a talk. I don't have a pussy so I don't know what's really going on down there but it's something the mother should handle. I do know a lot of girls wind up in the ER shoving random shit in their vag though so maybe a toy of some sort might be in order. But like I said not really my department.

Buy a fleshlight and keep it in the open.

>>737901108
op dont fucking do this dude

>as if a guy with a kid would be on /b
Fapping is normal, you should buy her a vibrator.

>>737901463
So what, you asshole? Didn't you touch your penis when you were 12?

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Have fun getting your sexually repressed daughter to slobber all over my cock. I'll call you.

>>737901108
OP FUCKING DO THIS.

>>737902101
My uncle Ted took care of my penis for me, but that's not the point. It's about a 12 year old actively searching for and looking to buy adult sex toys. Twelve. As far as my knowledge about the american educational system goes, she hasn't even started highschool.

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>>737900500
No one cares about the vibrator we just like to laugh at you being a pitiful cuck who is owned by his wife. If you can find your spine for a second go find your wifes purse. take your balls out of it and run away. live under a bridge become homeless join the army or be come an hero. its over. Or just invite some black guys in and eat the cum after they fuck your wife u beta cuck piece of shit. lol

are trying to take away her freedoms as an american you jihadist fuck?

>>737900759
jess?

>>737902360
More like mentally ill Dave

>>737902256
most 12 year olds are in 6th grade usually

>>737901739
Yes, believe this pedos advice

Homestly man, just think about what you know you should be doing here, and fucking do it

This shit, this whole thread is fucking pathetic

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op your wife is a cunt why are you with that whore????? dont say she is not! Now get a lawyer and get custody of your daughter before your wife dose something stupid! if you are not joking op please get your kid out of that house with that woman!

>>737900944
The dubs demand it

>>737902256
Sounds like a nice uncle. But why does that matter? Kids these days are surrounded by sexuality. It's everywhere. Of course they'll want to try it at younger ages. Were talking about a vibrator here, not your uncle Ted's penis.

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>>737900500
Nice bait.

Retards will certainly fall for it, no doubt.

>>737900500
you're prude and stuck up. relax a bit. you might like it.

>remove wife
>shoot self in head
>stop making fake and gay posts on imageboards

>>737902468
If I have a daughter I'm gonna explain to her with "the talk" that no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin. And that having sex will make her alone forever. But that it's okay to masturbate.

That's hard mate
You need to be very hard now and stand your ground. No matter how bad you look at first. Stand your ground. You are the leader.

>>737902597
This.

>>737902597
That might work until she's 13, good job genius.

>>737900500
Congratz idiot you daughter will now try and find dildos and vibrators even more because you said dont and you got mad.

The first thing you should have done was confront her not punish her explain what they are and why they are not appropriate yet for her age. Establish ground rules and explanation not being mad and dishing out punishment.

I know i definitely did not do something because my parents said so.

Enjoy having your daughter hop on the nearest BBC just to spite you.

>>737901214
>Only like 2% of boys are chads who will actually get succ.

You don't really believe that do you? Out of my group of mates I knew of one who was still a virgin at 21, that's 1 out of 20 and we're not chads by any stretch of the imagination.

Go hire a prostitute or escort, you'll feel better for it

>>737900500
Um, she is looking for a way to sate her sexual appetite that PUBERTY has given her. She is becoming a woman, accept it. Don't let her sate her sexual needs alone in the privacy of her room, she will look for boys (boys if you are lucky, you judgemental tool) to help her sate it. And, they will (if you are lucky) also be within her age and puberty level, so that will be easy for her. You cannot stop someone from becoming a degenerate slut. You can encourage it by actively trying to stop it. You DO remember puberty, don't you. Jesus Christ, just tell your wife to do the sex toy ordering for her. She is going to explore her sexuality. Try to control her sexuality and you will only hit the REBEL button. Let your wife be her sexual mentor so she can make informed decisions. The biggest sluts I banged when I was young had "sex is dirty" parents.

>>737900614
This man is right

>>737901108
Thia could work or could give you sometime in jail.
Ashame you daughter in front of many people could work better.

>>737900500
Fuck your wifes sister

>>737900500
how fucking retarded can you be OP, you punish your childs curiosity about sexuality. KEK

>>737902714
>http://autism.com/

>>737900965
Kek

>>737902714
This.

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>>737900500
Maybe she'll peg you

>>737900500
this legitimately infuriates me

FUCK OP GET YOUR KID OUT OF HERE THE ANONS ARE WRONG YOUR KID IS A KID STOP HER AND STOP HER WHORE MOM

>>737903010
All women are whores anon, except my mom.
She's still a virgin.

>>737902293
I like this one 9/10

>>737900500
>>737900788

Better yet, set up a mac filter on your router. You can do it from your laptop.

>>737900500
Checked
From one parent to another. First of all WTF are you going man grow a pair go in to get room grab laptop and take the battery out go back to your room and beat your wife with it.

>>737903055
dude i cant handle all the whores woman are hot af but i cant talk to one without wanting to kms because they are just so dumb

op please get your kid out of that house the best woman are the ones that have a dad like you and your wife needs to gtfo

>>737900500
You shouldn't have gotten involved. You should tell your wife that she undermined you and that you are not ever going to try and discipline the kid again. it's her problem now.

Whenever the kid fucks up tell wife to deal with it. Whenever shit goes wrong at school tell wife to deal with it. Whenever kid wants something tell her to ask wife. Sit back and watch the fireworks. If wife asks or demands you do something about it remind her how she undermined you and that it's all her fault the kid is an uncontrollable brat. Basically stay calm and don't get angry at anything they do and absolutely never let either of them vent to you at all. The authority you had is now gone. No reason to get involved anymore. Wife wants to handle everything? Let her. Drink a beer and wash your car.

>>737900641
Exactly. Find your kid smoking - make him smoke a whole pack. Drinking - drink till they puke. Sex toys - fuck'em till they're swollen and sore.

>>737900500
>I try to protect our daughter from becoming a slut
That is a lost cause from the outset, especially since the wife supports it.

>>737903225
you own a car your kid gets no rides anymore get her a bus pass you by the food just pbj from now on

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if i caught my daughter doing it and my wife did not let me discipline i would kms in front of them

>>737900500
Its your fucking house, noone can tell you to sleep in another room, especially not your parasite wife

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>>737900500
grant your daughter her wish. first of all if you're sharing accounts you need to close them.
Then buy suction cup dildos and glue them on her laptop's screen. ultimately it's your laptop so you'll do whatever you want with it.
you'll sleep on the couch for a month for that but you'll get so big keks out of it that no punishment won't bother you.

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>>737903510
oh yeah and when you'll end up "permanently" on the couch just rip off one of the dildos from your daughter's(your) laptop and glue it on her car window in such position that she doesn't notice it until later.

>>737903510
>you'll sleep on the couch for a month

Wait, what? It's HIS house, why should he sleep on the couch Grow some balls and go back to your goddamn bed, if your wife starts bitching just tell her to go fuck herself. If she doesn't want to sleep in the bed with you she can fuck off to the couch.

Ain't no bitch telling me where to sleep in my goddamn house.

>>737903638
she is 12!!! no car

>>737903700
He said car window, maybe she has one standing in her room.

>>737900500
Stop being a pedomaniac herman

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>>737903676
this might be true, but hey if you're going to pull off this tier mental shit then you got to give the family an illusion of ability to punish.

>>737900641
this.

How would she have gone about buying one? I mean, she doesn't have a bank account or anything.

>>737903860
She would have gotten her boyfriend Tyrone or her other boyfriend Jamal to use a stolen credit card for it, what are you, stupid?

Your daughter was looking on Amazon for your wife because you are unable to satisfy your wifes eager hot wet dripping cunt with your tiny pecker and she wants her hot cunt filled up to the max. No prizes for guessing that the dildo was a thick long black veiney thing attached to its own generator to satisfy even the hungriest of sluts cunts.

Tell wife you will tell the other Moms, this will definitely work she will feel like a shitty mom and probably start crying that's your chance to be the gentleman and hand her a napkin while calming her down

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>>737903700
whatever, do the dildo thing to your daughter anyway. she wanted to get dicks and your wife thinks she should get dicks, so you'll get the dicks. just buy a bunch of dicks and hide them all over the house.

Op, most of these guys are idiots, but I gotta be honest here. Have a talk with her. It's pretty damn clear she knows about sex, but talk with her about the risks of doing it for REAL. There's nothing wrong with masturbation or toys. I understand your concern, but you could have handled it much better. Time to apologize and try again. Make sure she knows about the risks, and at the very least, make sure she knows how to practice safe sex, JUST IN CASE.

>>737903974
I'm a dick, can I come too?

>>737902698

>Out of my group of mates I knew of one who was still a virgin at 21, that's 1 out of 20

Fucking normie get out

>>737900500
Dude your wife didn't had your back because she doesn't respect you and you never put your foot down. Also this behavior of its true what you said shows that the mother encourages her child to get a vibrator. Why? Because probably she has one and also she does the talking around the house.
Don't be afraid of shouting at their and show who's the boss. Even if she starts screaming and then crying. It's a natural response to show empathy. Do not show empathy with women in this case. They know what they're doing. And women are bitxhes when it comes to feelings. They don't give a fuck. And you can clearly see that now.

>>737902714
DUDE DONT EDUCATE YOUR KIDS LMAO

>>737904025
this

no skanky man-rib is gonna get my juices

>>737904006
Oy may gawwhhhd you gots to buys your daughters sum cawks awhhhman shes growin up ay mah gawd

>>737904026
Man, will you assholes get the fuck outta here? This guys asked for legitimate help and you have nothing better to do than this? At least I tried.

>be in this thread
>nobody asked for pics of daughter

>>737900500
Post picture of the toys she wants. I'll see what I can do

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>>737901885
> girls just can't help it
> better get a toy that's big enough to retrieve it
I wonder if women are soon going to become sexually numb, due to masturbating much more and earlier, with tools, men can't really compete with. hence, real sex becomes less interesting.

>>737904100
>legitimate help
>/b/
bait

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>>737902714

>>737901318
Yes

>>737903936
In that case, the sex toys are the least of his worries.

>>737904185
You can't spell bait without /b/. Besides, I like to be the odd one out.

>>737902714
>just tell your wife to do the sex toy ordering for her.

The kid's 12 for fucks sake.

>>737900759
As guy, fuck you.

I only put banana back because they're protected by an external covering. I throw carrots in the bin.

>>737900500
Nice larp.

If there was a chance in hell this was real then....

You're fucking on /b/ you're a fucking degenerate yourself. But who cares?
You think she doesn't flip the bean every night before bed? Think about the boy on the football team and how she'd like to get fucked nice a good?

You are a weak man, a bitch man.
You fucking spugged out over stupid shit and instead of having a discussion about sexuality you made a huge fucking scene. Tonight, right now, you ended your relationship with your daughter. She will NEVER trust you with any of her problems and NEVER ask for advice about anything that matters.

You might have even sealed her fate as a college pass around fuck toy and cum dumpster.

You are a failure and should be ashamed, most likely she was getting a gift for your wife so she can have an orgasm for once, you impotent cuck.

>>737904301
How old were YOU when you first started masturbating? I was 9. Puberty is a powerful thing. First fleshlight when I was 12, but my parents had nothing to do with it.

>>737900500
Get her a Sybian fucking machine. Imagine how hard she'll cum from that

>>737904080
Seems you're a beta as well hence you didn't see his point.

>>737904372
And look at how you turned out, real strong argument my man.

>>737904301
Oh, so you want your 12 year old to leave the house and have someone else use their body parts to help her explore her sexuality, nice lesser of 2 evils call there. 12 year olds are usually in full swing with a budding sex drive from puberty. Remember puberty? Obviously not.

>>737904301
> look, she's a child
> let her play in the sand box and figure herself out
> btw. here's a jackhammer, in case it doesn't work right away
Somehow I feel this an apt comparison to giving someone sex toys, who's just beginning to be interested in sexuality.

I'd let my boy have a flashlight if he asked so I don't see the problem. Let your wife deal with your daughter since she is in a better position to understand.

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>>737904418
MY GOD JUST LET THE CHILD FAP JUST LET HER LIVE YOU MONSTER
OP YOURE A HORRIBLE DAD JUST GET HER A DRAGON NIGGER DILDO ALREADY

>>737904406
Kek

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>>737900500

Your wifes being a fucking DUMB ASS on this. What Parent let's their 12 YEAR OLD look for vibrators. Tell her straight up man!

>>737904354
Fucking brutal. He's kind of right though. There is a way to make amends for this though. You're gonna have to apologize to her, OP. She already knows damn well about sex, but what you need to do is explain to her about the dangers of sex. The risks. Pregnancy, STI's, etc. Masturbation is only natural, and we all know you do it too. And for God's sake, make sure she knows how to practice safe sex, JUST IN CASE.

>>737904472
If they are curious, they are ready. They WILL explore. Want the kid using shit from around your house? Smell the penis shaped food before eating it. There is no known cure for puberty.

>>737904443
What?

>>737904458
Maybe you wanted to put an XXL Premium Black Dong up your ass when you were 12, but not all of us are degenerate faggots

>>737904458
DUDE LET'S BRING A 12 YEARS OLD TO THE LOCAL SEX-SHOP LMAO

kys pedo

>>737900788
checked

and that's fucking retarded, just change the wifi pw

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>>737901016
this is reasonable...

but OP should divorce that cunt for going against him in front of their daughter... she's the reason the little one will turn out a whore, not the father

>>737900759
Proof.

>>737904599
This.

>>737904636
Sure, let me just find the 1990 security cam footage we had... in our kitchen.

Buy your wife a large selection and have fun. If she supports masterbation for her daughter she "should" welcome your gesture

>>737904583
Are you having a stroke or are you just really dense?

>>737900641
This is haram

>>737904744
She's already fucking the neighbor, lost cause. OP should pack their shit and kick them out.

>>737904708
I meant of being female

Unless you've not been female since the 90s

In which case fuck off there is only 2 genders.

>>737904785
Like that has stopped them from fucking their own daughters, sons, brothers or sisters.

>>737900953
wtf is this some bullshit like "are men obsoletes?" video I guess. I'll give it a read probably but I'm not the anon to whom you relied

>>737900500
Give your daughter a few presents
1. lesbian magazine
2. dress from '20's
3. sandwich making kit
4.surprise head shave while asleep

For your wife: knock her up a few more times so you can reset your mistakes with each new child.

>>737904572
Of course they will, but you don't have to encourage them, going full overdrive.
I don't get why apparently using her hands is out of the question? Seemed to do it for a lot of people, for quite some time. And yes, I'd rather she'd have to deal with the inconvenience of having to steal a cucumber and putting it back, instead of having a machine ready at all times. Since it will discourage her from doing it too frequently. It's not about permitting or forbidding, it's about accessibility and self-restrain.

>>737904758
I'm just not sure what you meant.

>>737900997
you can't tell anon. you can't tell.
and please don't use the "anyone who would take anything as a fact is muh fool", because if you're just a little intelligent you know a lot of people would tell their actual life on here, or a least relate to it

>>737901214
tell me about Camille Paglia. who is she/he?

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>>737900500
Imagine your daughter's surprise when she unwraps one of these under the Christmas tree. Why wouldn't you want her to have the best orgasms she can? God damn, she could be so advanced at sex and be way ahead of her peers. It is my professional opinion that you should have gotten one of thsesthese sooner, maybe at age 5.

All sorts of things can be attached so you can find the right toys for her pussy.

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>>737902293
pic + image = 8/8 m8

>>737902597
>no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin.
>no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin.
>no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin.
>no guy will want to marry her if she's not a virgin.

>implying your wife was
>implying non virgin women can't marry
>implying you're not a cuck
>implying you actually have authority on your girl

>>737905559
Can you just go and have an autistic fit somewhere else?

thanks

>>737905559
you forgot implying that anyone cares about marriage these days

Obvious troll, no one can be that thick headed to give a 5 year old a vibrator.

>>737900759
Nice:)

>>737905826
Why not? A small one would be fine

>>737900500
Just give your daughter a good dicking in front of your wife.The wife will see you as an alpha again, and the kid will no longer have to look up dildos when she tastes daddys cummies.
Two birds with one stone

>>737900500
Your relationship sounds fucked. Right or wrong, if your wife is undermining you in front of your kids, you should get out. Explain properly in front of both their asses that you are the dad and if she has a problem with your parenting she can come talk to you alone about it. Or you can just divorce her and she can raise her daughter by herself. AKA this isn't about wrong or right, compromise is everything, and if you love your daughter, grow a pair

>>737900500
Are you just upset that she's not craving your cock?

>>737900500

>>737906340
>you should get out

More like, kick their asses out, it's his house after all.

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>>737902293
this

>>737905894
You realize that's pedophilia right? are you a pedo Anon?

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>>737900500
>not just standing there laughing uncontrollably for a minute
>not taking the initiative and telling your wife
Kids react to how you react. If you had some balls and a sense of humor you could instill some sort of control in her when it comes to being a teenager without having to go full strict and accomplishing the opposite.

If you take a non serious approach to it she'll feel comfortable coming to ask you things when it comes to boys which is where you can make sure your wife is grooming her to be a turbo slut.

>>737906647
*isn't grooming her to be a turbo slut.

>>737906637
Giving her a toy to pleasure herself with isn't the same as having sex with her. It would be great for her. I wouldn't care if she did have sex though. She might have sex with the mother and me in a three way. I don't see a problem with sex between adults and children. So it's pedophilia but not pejoratively. It's great.

>>737906647
She's not a teen you dip stick! Correct me if I'm wrong but i remember being 12, I didn't even know much about sex . Why do kids need to know at younger ages then 14-15. Tell me why?

>>737906940
I don't even....... Wow, Never saw myself in this conversation when i woke up today....

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>>737900965
That long con

>>737907031
He's got himself a point though!

>>737907004
turn off your pc and stop getting baited you humongous normie faggot

>>737906940
CHILDREN AT THE AGE OF 5 HAVE NO REASON TO "Pleasure themselves"! Give me one pro to the kid knowing masturbation that isn't so you can fuck a kid with out them saying no! raising your kid to be a fucking freaky slut.!

>>737906950
I knew about sex when I was in year 4-5. I think the main reason why she needs to "know" now is because she got caught buying sex toys off amazon which either suggests some pedos grooming her or her hormones are already kicking off, both reasons require the "talk"

>>737903055
Your mom sounds nice
>nice b8

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>>737900965
Good one anon. A solid kek.

>>737907115
I want to believe it's bait, but i just got out of an argument with someone saying extremeley familiar stuff to this stuff.

>>737906950
They dont, but it's not like it's hard to learn about sex in an age with cell phones and shit. There actually isn't anything wrong with sex and masturbating. OP is a sperglord and picked a fight he can't win, but he should definitely pick a fight about how his wife handles shit.

Chances are though, that op is just shit at dealing with kids and his wife has 0 respect for him

>>737907191
You never need a reason to pleasure yourself. It's an implicit good. "A reason" means "permission form sanctimonious, invariably meddlesome, disapproving people who want to feel powerful by prompting someone to attempt to appease them". There is no need for that.

>>737907258
Sorry as i didn't state my stuff right. Now that she already knows of course, education is fine, but i don't see how giving a girl of that age a way to never need to have reluctancy over masturbation is a good idea.

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>tfw 26 yr old daughter came out great and already got her own house
Parenting isn't easy and I feel it's even harder these days due to technology and shit. All I can say is good luck to the future fathers. I'm pretty sure my daughter did some experimenting around early high school but not by shoving some shit up her vag. My wife says she started out with the bathtub faucet after hearing about it from other people. I started when I was 12 after watching some shit on TV. I didn't actually jerk myself, I would just rub the sheets down my dick till I felt tingling. I can only imagine how worse it must be on kids these days with everything just out in the open.

>>737907407
go away satan

>>737907407
An implicit good a 5 year old child doesn't need! why can children just be innocent for the small period of their life that they get to be?

>>737907537
can't i mean

>>737900500
>I'm sleeping on the couch in the living room tonight
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>737907537
Orgasm doesn't make you guilty. They're likely going to experience orgasms anyways, no reason that a safe, specialized you can't be used.

>>737900759
Has to be confusing for dad. Cucumbers start getting turned into pickles with no jar. Wtf is up with that?

>>737907429
My mother told me masturbation was bad and it never stopped me. You can't stop it, you can only ever hope to minimize the risks or dangers that could arise from it and try to build healthy opinions on it.

>>737907407
What's next, Teaching our 5 year olds that prostitution is a viable career path?

>>737907693
You think he didn't know?

>>737907712
The Masturbation itself isn't the bad thing, it's the slutty nature that an exposure at such a young age must enable.

>>737907720
Yes, Clifford the Big Red Dog can show them

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>>737901885
>>737901049

Sooooo we should encourage artificial simulations of genitalia for 12 year olds because it's the safest?

The whole point of puberty is for the kid to start feeling sexual impulses and explore them etc

However, for the past 40,000 or more years, people got along just fine with that without one of these??

sounds like you're a goddamn idiot

of course she's going to be googling shit, what do you fucking expect?

why don't you go and join the amnish if it freaks you out?

>>737907790
XD. Okay, You made me laugh there XD

>>737907813
>>737907813


PS) there's a difference between promoting normal, healthy sexual behavior.... and buying your 12 year old daughter a fucking sex toy

>>737907813
I never knew dragon dick had pearly penile papules. I never knew I had a dragon dick. My life is complete now.

>>737904107
You fucking pleb, that was one of the first posts

>>737907770
It's only slutty if you let it get out of hand or stick a real bad stigma on it. I would've told the wife I wasn't comfortable buying my 12 year old daughter a vibrator but then again I'm not a woman. The girl might've just been curious and now things have been blown way out of proportion and she's probably got a billion different thoughts and feelings going through her head.

>>737907895
AMEN!

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>2017
>12 year olds are deflowering themself with a vibrator approved by their mothers

>>737907895
What's unhealthy about a sex toy unless there's toxic materials or she injures herself with something too big?

>>737907917
>thinking women actually have things going through their head

>>737907917
The fact your not a woman has nothing to do with it. A son could be looking for fleshlights and it's the exact same effect. Now on it getting out of hand, that's the thing, I know what 12 year olds can be like, and there is not a chance in hell they're gonna have restraint.

>>737907934
Worlds lookin' up now ain't it? *SARCASM*

>>737908108
Can you just keep your autism in check young man?

>>737908033
I don't have any insight into OPs situation apart from how he went full catholic and accomplished nothing but now being hated by both his wife and daughter.

Not all problems can be solved by grounding and loud words, something that OP himself seems dumbfounded by. There's hundreds of ways the situation could've been handled better

>>737900614
Huh, if you saw that your son was jerking his cock or looking at fleshlights online, would you slam his computer down? Probably not, I'm just saying guys have needs and girls have needs, and if she dont get that vibrator, she will find something or someone to fulfil her needs.

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>>737908000


Because it's already sowing the seeds of unrealistic expectations as the child grows up, as no man will compete with a self-controlled dildo.

That's fine when you're sexually mature, but kid's minds are like sponges, and will be irrevocably shaped by this experience.

It's bad enough boys are growing up with unrealistic and damaging expectations of sex because of HD, high speed porn. Let's not encourage girls and make everyone miserable, huh?

>>737907748
As a parent, I'm hyperaware of everything in my house. So for me, I would know. I'd rather buy my daughter a bed frame with rounded posts instead. Keep it in her room and make some future husband happy he has a kinky wife.

>>737903860
Femanon here.

When I was 15, I just got a $100 Amazon gift card at the mall and used it to buy my first vibrator.

>>737908215
When the hell did i ever say a damn word about grounding her? I agree, ther is many ways it could've gone better. but the fact still stands that we are talking about giving a 12 year old girl a sex toy! And buying her the vibrator IS NOT one of the ways it could've gone better.

>>737900500
You're an idiot. Now she hates you and will seek real cock instead of a masturbatory tool.

>>737908316

>15, not 12

also..
>browses 4chan

I doubt you're the most well-adjusted gal out there..

>>737901016
/thread

>>737901016
Women ARE degenerate sluts incapable of making competent decisions on birth control and STD prevention unlike men who have a brain that develops reasoning far in advance to a woman. It's just nature.

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Get her some cum replica to smear on her face

My first sex toy was a couple plastic gloves and a bottle.

Kids these days are lazy. Build your own sex toys

>>737904354
Tits or get the fuck out

>>737908490
I forgot to add the aftermath of that was a ruptured asshole and a quick visit to the hospital

>>737908266
What a stupid response. Stop pretending that this is your concern.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9odzlxOpP0

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>>737904539
There is nothing wrong with a 12 year old girl masturbating. It is perfectly natural behavior. The notion that girls can't be sexual creatures is literally straight from the patriarchy and it's slut shaming.

>>737901049
Had to take a bong hit to this one. Pretty much hit home. Dad sheltered the fuck out of me and now I see the stem of my issues. Oh well..dang..

There is no excuse for kids having sex toys. Period. End of discussion.

This is really good bait.

I haven't seen bait this well thought out in a very long time. Op is a God tier troll.

>>737908636
Obvious troll. No one in their right mind believes in the partriarchy lol

>>737908734
You should've known it was bait just by seeing that 6 year old picture.

>>737906950
I was fucking before I was 13. It happens.

>>737900500
roflcopter

but in all seriousness, there needs to be a line somewhere. kids getting punished for researching anything other than scientific information on sex establishes a healthy boundary. of course with an explanation.

>>737908636

should we start buying dildos for gay kids 12 year olds too? Jesus, way to avoid the issue here.

Masturbation is completely normal, at any age. We're talking about buying parents buying their prepubescent child a fucking dildo here.

>>737908672
God note to end on, I'm outta here!


(Jesus fucking christ, people actually believed kids should have sex toys, Learn something new everyday)

>>737908404
>I took her laptop away from her and grounded her for a month.

Right there.

>>737908655
Yeah, and I'm sure drug use is really gonna help you fix all of that.

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Fuck yeah get her some dildos.

>>737908812
>wow i never knew people are degenerate
>1995+24-2
sure took your time buddy

>>737908821 I'm not OP

would you rather have her fuck dildos or fuck boys? How can you ground someone for looking at dildos while your on a website full of traps, dick rate threads, gore threads, wisest threads etc

>>737908791
And look how well you turned out.

>>737908889
She's a child and I am an adult

>>737900807
could you not simply refrain from stocking dick shaped foods?

>>737901049
Then bitch can use her hand and her imagination like the rest of us did at the age of 12.

I don't get the bid hype about sex. HURRR DURRR HURR DURRRR THAT WOMAN HAS SEX WITH MEN THAT WHORE HURR DURRRR wow. Honestly you all are still children

>>737909033
Or just have an uncle called Ted, I loved that bastard.

>>737909059
Maybe that's because you're used to picking up the disregarded pieces of fuckmeat left by other men.

>>737900500
Wrong reaction, get angry and shun somthing kids will gravitate to it, if you just burstoud out lauging and embarresed her she would not think twice of getting one

My pussy is cold. I need to warm it up.

>>737908827
Eh, it's helping so far.

>>737908967

It seems the other way.

>>737900500
Women nowadays feel repressed if there not allowed to express their sexuality yet they forget that from anyone else's point of view it's disgusting, it's like I have no problem gay people but if a gay pride festival came rolling through my town with dudes in leather thongs and Queen moustaches i would have to hold back the vomit, had a few gay friends but still if one of them kissed their boyfriend Infront of me I'd turn away because to a straight guy it's odd/weird but no one talks about that side of things

>>737909165
No it's not

>>737908967
Start acting like one

>>737908906
exactly.


OP, I learnt about sex at 11 and wrote about it in my journal wondering like what it feels like, etc, genuine curiosity. My parents flipped and banned me from dating, and stigmatized sex for me, so I basically was a total slut by 14 years old.

Sit down with your daughter and talk to her properly about sex and the consequences involved. Don't buy her a dildo, but don't flip if she buys one herself. As long as she knows about sex properly, she won't seek it out and will be fine with masturbating.

>>737909165
Just treating symptoms is only going to get you so far, at some point you need to find the power to face your troubles heads on without the power of anything but sheer will.

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>>737900500

>>737901318
i'd rather have a nice anejo tequila if i'm on the beach

>>737900500
Masturbation doesn't make you a slut. One of the difficulties of parenthood is accepting it as your kid gets more mature interests. Talking to them and explaining things while understanding their issues is the way to go. Freaking out and demonizing sex is only going to make things worse for her.

Be an actual father, explain to her the importance of waiting until she isn't a minor to have sex, and actually be there for her. You are her dad, love her like one.

>>737900759
another femanon here

chances are your parents knew and just tossed the cucumber without saying anything to save you the embarrassment.

>>737909189
I have no problem with a gay couple kissing in front of me because I'm comfortable in my sexuality.

>>737900500
>12 year old
>owns her own laptop
>you're retarded

>>737900500

turns out when i was a 12 year old boy i fucked a water sock i think its pretty normal to want to get your rocks off around that age.

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>>737900759
>>737909390
Which one of you is Melissa?

>>737900788
fucking this

>>737904599
and leave it open to the kid figuring it out, finding it somewhere, or just reconfiguring the damn thing herself?
I've been the kid that got into anything technologically restricted. Plus, doing the extra sets a clear lasting impression.

>>737909287
Knowing about sex "properly" doesn't guarantee abstinence

>>737909479
I saw a gay couple fucking in front of me at a park and I immediately became gay. It's dangerous to be exposed to sec

*sex

>>737909754
This. I just turned transsexual just from reading this post about a couple fucking in front of someone in the park.

>>737909754
>>737909823
calm down putin

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>>737900500

>>737909754

*sac

>>737909382
yeah, be there when she gets her first dicking from Jamal, be the cuck dad she deserves.

>>737909898
sax*

>>737909612
dear god that is traumatizing af. this is why parents have to knock. the fuck is a dad doing barging into his girl's room anyway?

>>737909975
probably looking for the damn cucumber he bought ya dense faggot

>>737909975
Maybe he's secretly into her and masturbated furiously right after that

>>737909975
my thoughts exactly, Anon

>>737910021
kek

Just make sure you install software that let's you spy on her cameras.

>>737909975

your parents are never ready for it when the day comes that they cant just walk into your room anymore and theyll never fully get used to it. to them you'll always be a little baby that used to not be able to go to the toilet by yourself, dress yourself, feed yourself, walk, talk or do anything at all without their help. they never expect to find you spread eagle with the contents of a whole foods in your cunt on the bed.

have some empathy, you immature spastic

>>737900500
nice work of fiction op.

>>737909754
>>737909823

not sure about either of you, but my dick just fell off reading this. i'm now a eunuch

>>737910037
She's twelve faggot!
KEK

>>737909975
To catch her in the act of sin. I read ababout this strategy in a Catholic book. You're supposed to barge in under the pretext of having seen a spider crawling around. You're supposed to smell their hands too

>>737910160
eunuchs mostly just had their balls cut off, not their dick, although in some cultures both were removed.

>>737909612
Why bother covering it with her hand when her dad already saw it with her legs spread?

>>737910215
>hey did you see a spider
>for some reason I also need to smell your hands gurl
>please not again dad

>>737910217
>t. genital mutilation expert

>>737900500
>12 year old girl is looking at vibrators
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
BULLSHIT. Nice dubs though

>>737910280
I'm cut so yeah, pretty accurate

>>737910215
>smell

Weird way to spell "lick'

>>737910315
Damn :/

>>737910280
This was taught in all schools as part of the standard curriculum

>>737910313
>2017
>not looking for magnum dragon dick to replace uncle Ted who is now in Prison
>why live

>>737910318
top kek

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Log her in to your account

>>737904182
u realize that before the most recent centuries girls were being fucked as soon as they got their periods right

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>>737910366
Get a log of dubs dubberson

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>>737910418

You have logs. Not dubs. Gtfo

>>737910137
no thats what you call helicopter parenting. it helps a kid develop better independence when their privacy is respected as they age

also, my dad would never just've walked into a girl's/woman's space unless it was my mom. thats just fucking weird anon.

>>737906950
kids these days have the internet buddy, everyone knows about this shit much earlier than you and i did.

>>737910502
But helicopters can be used to rescue people

>>737900500
Are you trying to tell us you didn't try to fuck anything that even remotely looked like a pussy when you were 12? Let your daughter masturbate the way she likes is.

BTW b8 level 3/10 for making me respond. Fuck you OP.

>>737910502

no, helicopter parenting is when you constantly annoy your kids about bullshit and try to meddle in their affairs and guide their actions and choices

walking into your kids room is just absent mindedness

>>737910584
Luckily there were some fun girls in my neighborhood and they were the internet

>>737910380
There is a difference between having sex and using special shaped dildos or vibrators.
The sensory effect is much stronger/more precise, than with a penis.
Imagine having a comfy chair and a vibrating massaging recliner.
Sure the chair is nice and good, but after getting used to the recliner, the chair, by comparison, doesn't feel as comfortable anymore.
Not to mention all the effort surrounding getting a mate and the potentially poor performances.

>>737903225
Only way for OP to regain autority is to father evidence, daughter probably Gets mommy's help to order sex toys, install keylogger and gain all possible evidnece, call police and press charges against your whore wife, claim she's sexually abused the daugther

>>737910630
Did you get humped by a twelve year old?

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>>737910215
>smell their hands too

nigga wut

>>737910734
No, I once was a 12 year old. I fucked a sofa. I fucked a banana peel. I fucked pillows. I fucked everything I could stick my penis is. This goes for boys, so I wouldn't be surprised if girls try to stick stuff up their pussies. Nothing wrong with it.

>>737910826
you ruined my immature joke and now I'm going to have an autistic fit, thanks

>>737910695
the 12 year old girls and messing around with them is very different from the internet

>>737910701
You're not genuinely concerned that this is a problem. They're going to use sex toys as adults as an acompaniment anyways.

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>>737910896
I am happy now.

>>737910695
I never knew fun girls could be the internet..... Hmmmmmmmmm

>>737910981
It seems like you never knew English either

>>737910671
fair point.
its cause i knew a few parents who simply did it out of refusal to give any privacy, even as some of my friends stayed home in their mid 20s.