I'm freaking out /b/ I'm on probation for sex offences

>>737893607
kys

>>737893607
How old are you?

AYYYLMAO!

>>737893751
20

>>737893827
ok legitimtley commit sucide

>>737893607
Maybe... Not violate terms of your fucking parole? Parole is temporary, keep your dick dry and dusty until you're in the clear then go back to try and get laid, dipshit.

Natural selection at its finest, you fucking retard. Know your limitations.

>>737893607
Oh shit i know anon stop fucking little girls

u reap what u sow

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>>737893607
>>737893827

get fucked

>>737893607
Nigga you fucked.
Stop talking to little girls.

>>737893827
you were pretty fucking stupid OP

If she lies, you're probably OK. if she doesn't or they figure it out, 3 years is 3 years. you'll get through it and come out a kinda fucked up asshole but you'll come out.

there's a hell of a lot of life left after age 23.

>>737893607
>Probation officers just came to check my phone and laptop, found nothing
>I wrote this hastily and image is the first image I clicked on on my desktop

so the police had nothing to say about the murderporn on your laptop when they browsed it

either way theyll probs ask her parents her age, if u srs, then yeah youre fucked

>>737893959
They aren't going to talk to her, they will talk to her parents, dude is fucked LOL.

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>>737893959
more like he'll come out *with* a fucked up asshole

OP is retarded, probation is easy as fuck to get through, just don't do the shit they tell you not to do, its easy.

Realistically 3 years isn"t that long. Just work out

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>>737893607
serves you right you pervert
you knew what you were getting yourself into and you did it anyway, now deal with the consequences

>>737893607
theyre gonna look her up retard, might as well mentally prepare for 3 years in prison

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>>737894077

Nice, good job man. Have some tits for your effort.

They're also for OP, they'll probably be the last pair he sees for the next three years.

if you're fucked, you're fucked, mate. be a man and accept the consequences of your actions

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kys

>>737893607
its ok bubba will be your new girl friend

I'm just going to assume this is pasta and move on

>>737894097
seriously this. One guy I worked with was on probation for a year because he got caught with pot seeds and a pipe in his car, failed every single drug test (they were once a month, he knew which days they were on too) and went to jail for a week. How fucking hard is it to just change a little and be less of a fuckhead for a while?

>nudes

I'd say to pull a Hillary Clinton on all your devices right now. It would look suspicious, but you won't be sticking around anyway. These posts describe what's likely to happen next:

>>737894021
>>737894033

You'd better run OP. Run or face prison, I don't know what to say. You have a head start. Use it wisely.

>>737893901
This.

>>737893607

If she lies about her age, you're fucked hardcore. If she lies and said 'I told him I was 16' you will likely get leniency and only face a year incarcerated(senteced to 2 years likely, serve 1).

Do not run, or you'll be getting more than 3 years for felony evasion tacked on.

Serves you right.

Don't drop the soap buddy

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>>737893607
holy shit deal with the consequences faggot, you know what your doing. get over it. if you kill yourself then your just a bitch who couldn't take responsibility for his own actions..

>>737894279
yeah, especially if you know that breaking probation is gonna fuck you hard, why not just wait till its over?

>>737893607
dont fuck goddamn minors?

>>737894675
apparently too hard. If I got told I would go to prison for something unless I stopped, I'd definitely fucking stop. OP, you better prepare to get your shit fucked up in prison, pedophiles are not liked well in the pokey.

>>737893607

moral of the story (aside from fucking follow probation orders) cops will lie their asses off to get you to confess or entrap you in a crime they "think" you committed. Do not trust them, do not say a fucking word.

How about stop exchanging nudes with a 15 year old when you are a sex offender
Man I don't know who is fucking stupider the kid that sent nudes or you for not learning your lesson

>>737894077
underratted post

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start lifting

Ya'll acting like I fucked a 2 year old. Have you seen 15 year olds these days? They look 18. They can be fucking sexy

>>737893607
Good copy pasta

>>737893607
OP: "Hmm... I'm a convicted sex offender, and I'm currently on parole for 'X' amount of years. I'm unable to be around people under the age of sixteen... But, I think exchanging nudes with this girl who is fifteen makes sense... Oh shit, now my Parole Officer is going to find out I've broke the law... AGAIN! Now I'm going back to prison because I was too fucking incompetent to get regular pussy at a club or pay for it like everyone else not wanting to get fucked by LaQuand BigDick as a cell mate in prison."

You're an idiot. I hope when you go to prison, the inmates find you and kill you.

This is more obvious of a troll than that dude who said he found 100's of videos of his gf dildoing herself.

OP, that shit is serious. How could you fuck up so bad? You already got caught with your hand in the cookie jar and they slapped you on the wrist, yet you went back. I dunno what to say man, you fucked up. It's beyond your control now. Good luck, but you gotta stop being a straight up dirtbag sex offender. You had one job..

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>>737893879
>>737893945
>20 y.o.
>talking to 15 y.o.

Seriously what emasculated, effeminate redpill have you faggots swallowed!?
You're not aware of biology!?
You don't know that by 15 the average girl has reached sexual maturity!?
What do you imbeciles think those little sluts are doing with the phones and cams that their limpwristed fathers stupidly bought for them?
What do think they would be doing otherwise, playing with dolls and skipping rope!?

Honestly you are the worst kind of ignorants in America, next to the inbred knuckledraggers who voted for Trump. Although you are probably one in the same.

KYS now.

Pretty simple solution for the future op Talk to girl who have finished high-school you dopie fuck

>>737896579
Ya sure biologicaly its ok but society has deemed it inappropriate and thats all that really matters because as long as thats the case you are in the wrong

>>737893607
UPDATE

Girl just snapped me back, I think her parents told them her age, she was told by my probation officer to stay away from me. Fuck fuck fuck

>>737896579
this is some really shitty bait.
All cultural issues, and if you think a 15yo girl can think for herself you are exactly the dumbest mother fucker to post here.

>>737897313
why are you still here(alive)??

Hoping this is bait but just if it isn't, actually kys. No lie. We don't need people fucked in the head like you around.

>>737897313
say she told u she was 16, and find a hidden way to tell her to say that too
at least sentence will be reduced

>>737897313
Right now I'm wiping anything on my computer even remotely incriminating. Deleting a heap of stuff. I'll see what happens. They might come see me in the morning

Yeah that's what happens when you fuck around with underage girls OP, you deserve it

YOU broke the law.

YOU can go fuck yourself.

Best stretch that asshole anyway, you're gonna be taking some big dicks for 3 years.

>>737893607

You should feel happy that suicide looks attractive to you. Society smiles on you for removing the garbage (you) by yourself. You will die doing the right thing

>>737896886
I bet you still do what your mommy tells you, don't ya little faggot

>>737898078
Op how does it feel to know that you had a chance to fix your shit
But you never did and now your fucked

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>>737896886
>society has deemed it inappropriate
WTF do you think society has deemed this entire site as!?!?

Don't spray that diarrhea of self righteous indignation at us you ponyfag, trap loving, retarded degenerate hypocrite!

>cares what society deems "appropriate"
>spends his life on /b/

Honestly you are the worst kind of worm.
Hopefully someone will chop you into pieces just to watch the parts squirm around on their own. Much as I've just done here.

need a pic of the girl so we can help you better judge if she is 16 or older

So let me get this straight OP... they just told you to stay away from girls under 16, for a while, so that you can avoid jail

And literally the first thing you did was go an exchange nudes with a 15 year old?
Yeah you deserve jail fucking retard? I can't almost picture your retarded face
>OP DONT SUCK THIS DICK
>ok
>sucks dick

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>>737894077
top keks!

Your sex is offensive. You have offensive sex. That's a gross way to live

OP you still a free man

i feel rally sorry for you. im from germany and i probably did things like you when i was even older. in your age you just do stupid things and you defenetely didnt deserve to go to prison. what was the thing you did for getting this probation? when i was 21 i once hooked up with a 15yo and she jkd me off.... i think moraly there is no problem about to hook up with a 15 yo they are really mature these days....

Post said girl

>>737893607
>tl;dr

fuckin luv hostel. this shit kept my ass from leavin my pad, let alone leave the country

>>737893607
theyll be askin her id so even if she want to lie...

but what the fuck is wrong wichu fucking aroud with 15 or 16 year olds???

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im 23 my gf is 16

>>737897313
Well, maybe she is 15 years and 11 months and they will let it go. But stay away from her and anyone else under 18. Check their IDs or nope.

>>737893607
>i said she was 16
you're fucked

>>737893607
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Start shaving your body and taking hormones now.

The least you can do is make someone's else's time in the joint easier.

>>737893607
>sex offense
Who's offended?
You should've fapped!
HAHAHA!!

>>737893607
Kill yourself you pathetic fuck

>>737893607
>Uses Snapchat
Dumbass

>>737895809
This. Almost banged a 16 year old who told me she was 19 a few years back (I was 25 at the time). Dodged a bullet there. Can't say she was hot enough to be worth the jail time.

>>737897313
Ccleaner. Use it. Love it. Make sure you do a NSA (7+ passes) or higher grade overwrite on the deleted files and free space after you've scoured the drives. And if the files are on an SSD, that might still not work, if I recall correctly. Good luck!

>>737897358
Brain development wise, a 15 year old girl is on par with a 22 year old man.

Men's brains don't stop growing and maturing until 30, women stop at 22.

Half way done is 11 years old in girls, and 15 years old in boys.

I still think what this guy done is stupid, because he's going to go to jail, but it isn't abnormal for humans.

Kill yourself. You fucking pedo find someone on your age instead of these teens which are underage you massive faggot, you're the reason why this generation sucks die of cancer you faggot

I hope you get your ass plowed in jail dude

>>737903355
Kek no wonder women are so fucking dumb

>>737893607
You'll get what's coming to you, you pedo fuck. Is it really that hard to follow the law or can you not hold yourself back from hitting on teens? Like shit dude, you can't just talk to an 18 year old?

>>737893916
Story & dox pls

>>737894077
Kek

>>737893607
You fucked up.

Hire a hitman to kill her. Problem solved.

Don't fuck up again.