Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>737882395
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>no claiming waifus that have already been claimed
>post pics of your waifu
>insults must be original
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>3DPD
>remember to take naps
>most important: Get comfy and have fun!
>>737889205 Juvia
Now that i think about it though, i really regret not doing that. So everything is legal there now? Yeah i remember as a kid we'd go to this one place here in Nevada like a couple hours away every year to get some.
> Wew~
Sagiri Izumi.
Claiming best girl.
y'all need jesus
By all means try. But at least post your shit tier waifu.
Slow down that drinking, Ananas.
>>737890722
Hi hanako
>>737890762
Hi tomoko
claim
>Makoto
It was still cute. She was also uh... thicc.
>Galko
Didn't think you cared for what I said
I'm as sober as a kid in India. Just defending myself from shit talking slut posting face hiding bitch boys.
>>737890979
I'm not S-mug.
here just to say good night
>>737890883
>Didn't even attempt to refute any of the points I made
Guess you gave up already?
>>737891055
Kids get pretty drunk in India. Depends on where you go.
You sure are desperate for my attention. Suck my dick and you are sure to have it.
>>737891284
It's a joke.
>>737891055
I know I'm just saying hi
>>737891346
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>737890569 smugs
Alright i would imagine it'd be nice
Was the water clean there?
>>737890620 chitoge
Damn that's pretty rad, how'd that go?
>>737890818
I Should've but less hours mean less funds so i didn't, maybe next year
Yeah and it sounds like a damn war zone, especially when I'm just trying to play a game and they keep going off. Like i love fireworks but not when I'm trying to reunite the austria-hungarian empire or play l4d2 with you.
Did they sell the illeagle stuff there?
>how is that pic wew?
>>737890829
I won't judge
>>737891404
>once again proving my previous point of just turning into a wounded dog when cornered
Nah I'm satisfied it's clear there's no reason to try to have any sort of intelligent debate with you
Here
I hereby claim multiple waifus. Kirino Kosaka, Ruri Gokou, Yoko Ritona, Sagiri Izumi, and Liru the Werewolf are all emphatically mine.
>debate
All you are doing is talking shit.
You're a faggot and you hide your face.
This is what you are doing.
Fuck off. Are you that retarded Kanna poster? Fuck off.
>just left work
>rain starts
I hate rain riding.
>>737891329
Dont bother trying to argue. Some people are just looking for the reactions.
>>737891036
Hey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with thicc! I even prefer it a little. To an extent, anyways.
>>737891517
Very. If it weren't for the sands always being swept by the current, you can see the shell, fishes, etc
>>737891646
Clearly.
Hello everyone~
>>737891605
>all you are doing is talking shit
No I criticized how you argue and how you can't make a coherent defence for your opinions, nor can you make any offence.
>retarded kanna poster
who?
>>737891808
But what about harems, anon?
claimed
>>737891906
Nice butt
HOMOSEXUALS KILL YOURSELVES
>>737892079
San-kyuu, anon~
>>737892258
>when all the waifus are female
k
>when you're so popular the entire thread stops to pay attention to you
I should post more often. That little hiatus I took made me a returning celebrity.
>>737891605
That's illegal.
>>737891663
Very nice. I wish there was clean water around here instead of murky lake water. It's fun but damn it was pretty dirty
>>737891734
Hey fire keeper.
>>737892556
Oh hey Urabe
>>737890979
Hi Rei.
>>737891517
Oh yeah that;s right, you're working less because of the summer hires right?
Yeah i know how you feel, especially when its still going on at like 1am and you're just trying to relax with a movie or game.
Oh yeah, they sell everything there.
> It was a rather skimpy outfit~
>>737891734
good morning sweetheart~
>>737891657
I like them petite. Dunno why.
>>737892475
But wouldn't that just make you normal again?
>>737892467
JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
>>737891657
>to an extent
I feel as if I've been buried a little.
>>737891517
it was pretty good they are so cute
>>737892686
After a while, sure. But at the moment I'm all some of these people can think about. And they are mad. And I like that.
No love for Sagiri-chan?
>>737892611
>check
Hey there qt~
How are ya today?
>>737892637
Good evening honey~
How's your night going~?
>>737892781
Why are they mad?
>>737892668
Petite is good too. I can go either way really.
>>737892733
Oh hi there.
>>737892637
Yeah, which is more of a blessing than a curse but the curse is a big one
Yeah, like i said, don't mind it to a point.
Of course
>a bit. I have lewder
>>737892879
I'm doing alright. Just playing a bit of riff racer. How are you?
>>737892879
Who the fuck cares?
>>737892916
I'll just, y'know, try to not take that as a bad thing...
>>737892637
How's the evening going for you Hanako
>>737892781
Uh ok? I guess if you enjoy it.
>>737893131
Do you really think I like "arguing" with 3 people at once? Do you really think I enjoy being attacked for no reason just by posting? I absolutely hate it. But if people gonna talk shit, people gonna get hit. These kids are just recycling old memes and insults and saying that I don't have anything original to bring to the table.
>>737892879
hi fire keeper, cute waifu
>>737892611
What's up?
>>737892637
Hey Hanako.
>>737892879
It's going pretty great~ How's your morning going~?
Will you be able to play with us tonight?
>>737892928
I bet, hopefully it'll help you enjoy your summer a bit more.
Sounds like they're dying out here thankfully.
> Would you show me please~?
>>737893089
Pretty good, just relaxing a bit and just cracked open a cold one. Hows yours?
>>737893346
Hi Urabe. How are you?
>>737892258
working on it
>>737893346
Nothing much. Might play some l4d2 in a bit. What about you?
>>737893500
>dubs
Yeah, plus the money isn't too much of a problem since I'm still living at home
Yeah, it died out a while ago here but it is 3 am here
>no~
>>737892928
That's pretty nice. Today's the last day of Sale, need to finally buy it as I always forget about it
Just woke up a few minutes ago, still in bed, trying not to think about the work I need to do today
How was your day?
>>737892947
Good point
>>737893313
Thank you~
>>737893500
>check
That's good to hear~
Ah, trying to get out of bed but it's soooooo comfy~
I really don't know. Technically I have a lot to do today but I'll try to get on after some breakfast. Tho even if I doubt I can be on more than an hour, with all the preparation with moving out at the end of the month and all that..
>>737893669
WORK ON IT FASTER
>>737893500
I'm fine. Playing Fallout 3 right now. Got work tomorrow afternoon. What about you?
>>737893774
Playing FL3 right now but I might go to bed soon. Hope you have fun playing.
>>737893269
Well you said you like a part of it at least. This goes much further than I can guess right?
>>737890722
Bork bork.
I forgot how much the rain makes people forget how to drive.
>>737894037
-not sure if nano-
>>737894011
Their frustration is wonderful. But I wish they would die.
>>737894100
Is nano.
Bork.
>>737893953
sure
>>737894037
bork bork sempai
>>737894037
Doggo returns.
>>737894138
\^_^/
-plays with puppy and makes sue the dog bed is clean-
>>737892916
It's all about mood really. Sometimes I want a tall petite girl to hold me from behind, other times I want a shorter slightly thicc girl to pester me and what not.
>>737894111
I see
>>737893786
Inded you should
You mean not doing that work and playing l4d2 with me and hanako
It was good, celebrated the 4th like an american so that was fun
>>737893985
I see, well i shall try to.
>>737894301
Bork.
>>737894340
Bork.
>>737894384
Bork, baka.
>>737893774
I feel you there, it saves a lot.
Well that's good, now you can enjoy your night in piece.
> Such a tease~
>>737893786
~
That takes far more willpower than i have~
Ah i see, well i understand if you cant, i know full well how much of a pain moving is...
>>737893985
Oh cool, i really need to get that game. I'm good, just having a beer right now.
>>737894483
-is not bakas. You're bakas- :<
>>737894423
>>737894620
Baka.
bork.
>>737893500
That sounds nice I'm just playing Pokémon in my bed
>>737894709
:< -hides from the mean doggie-
>>737893269
>And saying I don't have anything original to bring to the table
Yes that's been established
>>737894807
Don't make me bork you!
>>737894668
More Tomoko is a nice thing.
>pot calling the kettle black
>>737894931
How much of Tomoko do you think you could handle?
CLAIMED
>>737894974
Only one but plenty of that one.
>>737894895
-squeaks back at nano-
>>737894442
Aww not as fun if the party isn't full?
>>737894483
Has doggy been good today?
>>737894585
It was 2 bucks yesterday. Sale might have ended though. Good to see you're still enjoying your booze.
>>737895155
To be honest, I laughed out loud when I first saw that imge.
>>737895206
>>737894895
Nano as in Rin nano?
>>737895304
I dont think I have seen one that has made me laugh....
>>737894895
stop sempai dont bork at people ;-;
>>737894760
That sounds nice and comfy.
>>737895299
Aw damn i probably did miss it. Haha always~
Best.
>>737895417
You should work on that sense of humor.
>>737895552
Mine has always been retarded I think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtWBqB0_aTA
>>737895552
You should always have a pic of your waifu that makes you laugh.
>>737895758
Probably just different. Nothing wrong with that.
>>737895777
I agree. At least one.
>>737894442
Grabbing it today, don't worry
That was my plan. Sadly, my mom got different plans, so I'll probably help with moving out the whole day. So, considering I'm not even in home tomorrow and I don't know about friday, too....... I'm sorry, but I guess I'll be on weekend at best, I'm sorry Juvia, I really am ;_;
Had lots of burgers and shot some mexicans I presume?
Also, sorry but I need to go, need to start packing things up and considering we have LOTS of things to pack..... Yeah, today's going to be fun..
Goodnight Juvia, hope you'll have a lot of fun playing l4d2 (tho I don't know if you can have more fun than murdering me over and over again~), and see you tomorrow~
>>737894585
I know that problem, as I also lack that willpower~
Heh, I still remember when you were moving and complaining all about it. Now I can understand why~
Also, as my plans on playing with you guys were crushed by ma, I kinda need to move my ass and get stuff done, all the things ain't gonna pack themselves after all..
So... Sorry for not being able to join ya tonight, and as I'll be away tomorrow... I guess we'll have to wait until weekend...
Hope you'll forgive me ;-;
But I hope you had a great 4th of July and you'll have even more fun teasing Juvia in l4d2~
Goodnight honey, sleep tight and have a great night~
>>737895892
I was crying the first time I saw this.
>>737895523
I never usually pay attention to these sales either but it won't be the last.
Classic Hanako. What kind of beer anyways?
>>737895523
It is comfy but I gotta get to sleep now, see ya later
>>737895892
Most should make you smile too.
>>737896483
Sure, sure. And you should always be on the look for more images and higher quality images.
>>737896676
I try but theres only so many non porn pics on the boorus. And a fair amount of crossover with Ruri.
>>737896772
Ah, there will always be so many non-porn images of everyone and everything, and there is nothing wrong with crossovers.
>>737895988
Why must god torture us so~
Haha yeah, it really sucks~ But i hope it goes smoothly for you~
Its ok sweetheart i understand completely..
Well i look forward to playing with you then~
Ohs shush, i dont need to forgive something like that you silly~
haha thanks, and i will~
Goodbye sweetheart, i hope you have an at least bearable day of moving~
>>737896407
Probably not, but hell i dont even know if my pc and run it.
Just some budweiser, but i only had the one. Didnt feel like continuing after for some reason.
>>737896445
Goodnight Rei.
>>737896483
Das a cute Rory.
>>737894585
Indeed it does
Indeed
>i try
>>737895299
>dubs
Not really. Guess it's just me and hanako tonight
>>737895988
>dubs
Damn well i guess we'll play this weekend then, it's alright, me and hanako will be ol
Indeed i did a lot of both
It never is as fun when i don't get to kill you at least once
>>737896772
>>737896939
Hi hi.
>>737897173
>>737897075
i'd love to play with you but to depressed to do something right now, next time i can join you guys
>>737897679
:< -brings you a cup of tea and a bagel with raspberry and cream cheese on it-
>>737895299
Who knows? Not my dog.
>>737895333
Nano as in the text editor.
>>737895449
>>737895449
Bork.
>>737897827
-is frightened by the borking and hurriedly scurries back to the safety of the broom closet-
>>737897173
>>737896989
I think if you can run l4d2 it should run FL3 just fine. I can so that's pretty surprising.
>>737897075
Hopefully I can join again tomorrow.
It's bedtime now. Nighty night.
>>737897679
Ah that's ok. If we need a 4th person next time I'll ask.
>>737898108
Hopefully. I look forward to it.
Nighty night urabe
>>737897241
What seems to be keeping you awake tonight?
Don't tell me you're drunk on a Wednesday.
>>737898055
Hey there, chef.
How is life going?
>>737898468
It's 4th of July. Plus my schedule is all fucky.
>>737897745
thanks you are kind
>>737897827
dont sempai :-:
>>737898387
cool thanks
bork, borklin' out to bed.
I feel the ground start to shake
I hear a voice shouting "No"
But there is no fucking way
I'd leave you
>>737898512
Oh, I didn't notice. I guess that is in fact a good enough reason to not sleep.
>>737899832
Ahh!
>>737899959
Well it was the 4th, and I think I'm gonna go to bed now.
Bye.
>>737899959
Honestly, I'm still feeling really soft and emotional after last night. Bleh!
>>737899832
Hi
>>737900056
Of course, it's late. Sleep well, and don't forget to drink some water.
>>737900134
O-oh.. Good morning. You're still thinking about that silly ending?
Hmmmph.. That isn't good.
You should think about how you were able to fix everything in the end instead!
>>737900265
Hello, Hello.
>>737900305
Well don't say it out loud!
I'm super tough and totally don't care..
>>737890722
Don't have one set 'waifu' but I identify pretty closely with Toshinou Kyouko. She's a mix of both funny but also very emotional at times, just like me.
>>737900413
>>737900427
cute waifus
>>737900540
thanks, so is yours
what anime is she from?
>>737900413
How goes it?
>>737900591
nisekoi. read the manga insted if you want the complete story
uwu
>>737900540
Says you! Super cute waifu you have too!
>>737900618
Could be better though I've certainly been much worse. I'm in a silly emotional state right now due to reasons that totally aren't silly.
How are you doing?
>>737900674
thanks friend, I was looking for a manga to read
>>737900720
Uh what? I had the most enjoyable day of work I have ever had. I now also have two days off so thats cool.
>>737900720
uwu
>>737900765
really cool, enjoy my favorite manga friend!
(also Dengeki Daisy is really cool)
>>737900720
thanks shes cute
>>737900817
Nothing! I don't cry at anime games!!
Yay, I'm glad to hear it! I had a couple interviews this week and they went really well.
>>737900822
owo
>>737900995
Damn, I'm a sucker for cute gifs like that!
>>737900413
You're definitely strong, that's correct. I don't see how that would make you emotionless.
Ah, and I'm glad your sleep schedule has been getting better lately.
If only you stopped passing out on me uwu
>>737901052
uwu
>>737901052
Getting emotional over a game. What loser does that? Thats good. Hopefully you get hired.
>>737901142
Shush shush! I totally don't care! It was a silly ending!
>Secretly cries more
It certainly has, though it seems I'm back in the passing out phase.. Ahh..
>>737901145
>w>
>>737901180
Not me at all! Never! That ending wasn't even sad!
Awh, thank you! It's pretty good money at a bank so I'm really hoping. I made the interviewers laugh a lot and they said I was really interesting.
>>737901291
Yeah emotions are for children and the weak... Or drunk. I only seem to get hired at places where I end up disliking most of the management.
>>737901511
Ha! I'm not any of those! I don't even know what crying feels like!
In my experience, me too. This place seems a lot better though, they actually seem organised. I always work at really unprofessional places so this is a nice change.
>>737901052
>>737901717
>>737901660
Oh its harder to breathe and your face gets wet and I think your chest gets a bit heated. Thats good. I wonder what its like to be able to plan out your hours for more than a week.
>>737901919
That sounds sucky. Good thing I never do that and never will hahaha.. Ha..
>sob
That's something I have yet to experience and hope I'm lucky enough to be able to. Having stable hours would be nice.
>>737902001
Do it and send a vid. I would be jealous.
>>737901291
If we're being technical Ram kind of deserved it.. I mean, it's not like you could blame Nep..
But it was indeed a really silly way of concluding the game.
No more crying! You've had enough, Ms. Tough.
Well.. At least I'll be able to recognize when you do so. It's a good change nonetheless.
>>737902144
No way Jose! I would never do that!
>>737902163
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>737902239
You know it to be true, the nurse said so herself!
>>737902239
Baby.
>>737902305
STOP IT I'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
>>737902339
I am not!
>>737902398
Oh, please. You can handle it.
You're the strongest, aren't you?
>>737902398
Whatever you say.
>>737902465
You're so cruel! Leave me to sob in peace!
>>737902492
I just had something in my eye.. That's all..!
>>737902578
You could just admit that you cry.
>>737902578
Psht, fine.
I guess it's been enough for a day.