Greetings /b/. My name is Halfheart. In about one year, I will

>>737883452
Did your dad fuck you?

>>737883452
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UytR7NCKUNg

>>737883452
Whatever faggot. In about ten minutes I'm going to feature my cock down your throat.

why in one year and not now?

>>737883556
Never had one

>>737883588
Nice dubs
lick my clit

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>>737883452

>>737883581
very

>>737883452
Why's it a gif?

>>737883452
How is early high school treating you?

>>737883700
Nice dubs
no clue

>>737883622
What? How tf were you born?

>>737883452
you should start with your parents for giving you such a stupid name

what country are you located in

>>737883724
public schools won't let me in
too poor to afford private

>>737883782
Orphan nigga

>>737883812
U.S.
California
Bay Area

ooooohhhhh sooo scary

>>737883619
Preparing for first kill
Must be flawless

>>737883940
Screen shot my thread
save to desktop
Once I've killed,
look back on this

what is your purpose

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>>737883452
did you leave this wooden thing outside my house? im dead fucking serious. i'm a little scared this is a calling card or some shit.

>>737884137
No
That wasn't me

>>737884137
It was me

>>737884309
Fake ass nigga step off

>>737883452
>>737883670
>>737883740
>>737883838
>>737883909
>>737884123
>>737884239

Why do you post like this

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>>737884239
oh, good.
>>737884309
oh NOOO

>>737884397
No fucking idea

>>737884397
Because he's,
obviously speaking like
every parody
of William Shatner
ever made.

https://youtu.be/S43hytfBMAk?t=4s

>>737883995

Its never the first kill that gets you caught tho its the 4th or 5th when you start getting complacent.

>>737884611
Holy fuck
It makes
so much
sense now

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>>737883452
Oh Dylan who might you smite first oh brave soul you

>>737884747
Even so, my work must be clean.
Relatively clean.

>>737884777
No problem, Anon
I'm -
AlwaysHappyToHelp

And nice dubs by the way.

>>737884830
Some hood that goes to a semi local high school

Is your name Dexter?

>>737885121
Because the fictional serial killer is named Dexter?
HUHUHUHAHAHAHA
GTFO newfag

>>737883859
Pretty sure you're gonna end up killing yourself before killing anyone else.

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>>737885121
He - just told you
his name is. Halfheart.
learn to fucking read
dum dum.

>>737885285
Faggot

Police stations are a nice place to kill, especially the deeper and more guarded parts. More guarded =More people to kill.

>>737885379
Guy really must be an orphan for that to be his actual name.

>>737883676
That should not be green, also spelled semen. Seek medical attention.

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>>737885317
Not if I become a suicide bomber

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>>737885520
It's SeaMAN in Mountain Dew. That's why it's green.

>>737885534
But you would still die before you killed everyone, by a few milliseconds at least.

>>737883452
>new york times
>400 pound 15 year old gets shot and killed by his father after trying to trying to stab him

>>737883452
what is your phone number

>>737885861
Good Shit mate
No dad faggot

>>737885928
1 (415) 867 5309

>>737885928
What's yours?

>>737883452
edgy as fuck name.
putting that aside what kind of style of murder you fantasizing about? Ted Bundy, Zodiac guy, Baker Butcher, etc?

>>737883909
Thank you
You do the world a service

>>737885928
1 (213) 373 4253

>>737886084
Bundy is my boy.
Good lookin' too.

>>737886208
Huh. You posted your real number.
I just posted that song 'Jenny'

>>737883452
If you legit start serial killing, I will do it too, but I'll do it better. I'll call myself, Other (better) half of the heart.

>>737886463
nah you gotta make it rhyme, so coldheart would work and has the added bonus of being more edgy.
>somehow

>>737886307
Nope
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

>>737883452
If your signature isnt cutting someones heart in half and only taking the right half, putting the left side back in, ill be very disappoint

>>737886667
Top kek
so close to quads tho

>>737886561
Okay. Do you have a certain style, target, or signature thing you will do so people know it was you?

>>737886463
Paul Blart heart?

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>>737883452
>yfw the story is kept very tight by law enforcementand doesn't get any real coverage

>>737886982
Use knife/razor to carve my logo (a half a heart) somewhere on their body.
Removing half a heart will be to complicated, but may happen in the future.

>>737887022
I like it. Let me just put on 300 lbs and lose any resemblance of a sense of humor that I may have.

>>737887194
I say carve it right over their heart. It would make sense. If you do it, I'll just do a mirrored image.

>>737887219
Just thinkin' out loud here

>>737887289
You could be Tell-Tale if you're serious.
The tell-tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe

>>737883452
This sounds like some gay ass romance fantasy bullshit by the name. If you are trying to get remembered then you gotta make some really imaginative gruesome stuff, or blunt in your face brutality.

>>737887289
Also yes. I will do that

>>737887456
I've got gruesome shit planned for later amigo.
Just you wait until you see the 'iron grin'

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>>737883452
In one year if ive never heard of you after this, I'm posting a screenshot and will call you a faggot

>>737887411
I think I like Paul Blart Heart most so far. I'm still taking suggestions though. Remember, I will essentially be a parody of OP.

Op, are you a psychopath? Or deranged? You wouldn't mind having someone deranged join in, would you? I'm no psycho, but it would be my dream to kill and not get caught.

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>>737886982
dont listen to this bitch >>737887194

(OP) here
I would put a heart necklace, right?
that my mom gave me on her deathbead in liquid nitrogen,
then shove it down your dickhole until you had to piss, causing an orgasmic ice explosion that you inevitably bleed to death from.

new name: edgeheart

>>737887602
If you really want to stand out, go for people out of your racial spectrum.

>>737887642
When I first kill, I'll post the body with my halfheart calling card.
On that day, I will call you the faggot

>>737887805
No you won't. That would be like the dumbest fucking thing to do. The point of the game is to not get caught, you imbecile.

>>737887727
Fuck outta here fake ass nigga
I am OP

>>737883452
Hacking 4chan servers to find your IP now, my dad is a navy seal and he'll fuk u up fuccboii

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>>737887805
you'll be caught after you're first kill, making you a murderer, not a serial killer, so i'll still call you a faggot, do you not know the definition you stupid cock goblin?

>>737887879
I take the photo of the body once I'm done, start a thread with said photo, and not get caught. We're called anons for a reason.

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>>737887887
you're right i'm not the original post
>>737883452 is

wew bud

I screenshot it

>>737887902
>>737888069
i can smell the underage angst from here
And I changed my mind about joining you, you're stupid, you post all the photos at once once your streak is over and you've decided that you give up, if you post them immediately after the killing you're bound to get caught.

>>737888246
i'll tell my dad to fuk u up too fuccboii ya'll be sorry real soon he comin to getcha getcha

ganggangganggang

>>737888353
I know it's you ulvi. Fuck off.

>>737888246
Alright
bye

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>>737888353
this guy

>>737888438
:(

>>737888353
bait

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>>737888457

>>737883452
>be op
>stupid 20 something
>post a thread about wanting to be a serial killer
>post your location
>actually go through with the kill
>it's a fucking random
>leave some sort of DNA at the crime scene
>doesn't properly dispose of body
>FBI.rape
>arrested
>come to court date
>maximum sentencing
>goodbyefaggot.png
>arrive in jail
>labeled as a serial killer
>have the shit kicked out of you
>raped every day
>will be serially raped on a daily basis behind bars

the gaurds don't care about how much pain you're in OP, I worked as security at a prison and they literally don't give a fuck about your screams of agony.


you're going to be someones bitch forever no matter who you kill faggot.

>>737886214
I know Ted Bundy's brother Rich.

>>737888873
This. It's easy to fucking tell how stupid op is and there's NO WAY on the planet earth he's ever going to get away with it seriously if you're having urges that strong JSUT go to some slums in a third world country, find a pretty girl, and let go.

hey OP, if i hear about a serial killer thats killing style relates to your name ill leak some info for you to find me, call it a social experiment if you will.

but sadly your to much of a fuck boy to do anything... youll probably grab a knife or a gun and flip shit, youll point it at them or put it to their chest or throat or wherever, theyll tell you to fucking do it, the sound of fear in their voice youll get an amazing rush of adrenaline the likes of which very addicting.

but in the end even with that, you will bitch out

OP here
my work will be clean and efficient, and my calling card will be a Halfheart carved into the chest of the victim. With each kill, I'll start a thread on /b/ with phot evidence of nothing but the body and the calling card on some random sidewalk or warehouse floor. The only way someone will be able to trace them back to me is through my shitty laptop or phone, which I'm planning to ditch or hide once I start killing.

>>737889276
Maybe.
Maybe not.
We'll see in a few months, shall we?

>>737889276
You sound like you've done something like this before.
>>737889415
Still idiotic. I'm not even going to tell you where you fucked up on this one. I just hope you've never been arrested before.

>>737889473
OP? Can you do something cool like Film it? It's unlikely that you'll actually do shit but if you do, please film it. When they catch you have all the films of people's deaths with you. Or have a way to get them out. It'd be badass.

OP again
Through much consideration, I will not post any evidence that will trace back to me. I'll just take credit for the killings via 4chan and leave notes on the bodies for the police to communicate with me also via 4chan.

>>737889594
No GoPro
No filming

>>737889668
Okay. Just realized how retarded you are OP.

>>737889737
Well how should I do this?

>>737889415
already flawed
>ditching the laptop or shitty phone
>finger prints left on phone
>parts can be rummaged
>name registered on phone
>serial number on a laptop
>text history records
>posting the body and evidence on /b/
>gps location on anything you use
>closing down location of where you'd be committing crimes

OP is still a fucking idiot narcissist as usual.

Have you ever seen what happens to serial killers once your caught and actually in jail?

If you're not swol and fucking huge, well even then you're going to die once you get behind bars.

>op is still faggot confirmed

>>737889799
As I said. Film it. Don't interact with the police, except for clues at the scene. I'm not a fucking serial killer. They'll profile the shit out of you.

>>737889668
Op, seriously, don't. You're not nearly intelligent to pull this off if there is even a slightly adequate police force in the area. You're probably too stupid to even realize how stupid you are and you're just an edgy angry teen. You have already theoretically made MULTIPLE simple mistakes and are either just pretending you want to do this, or you're not good enough to pull it off. You know WHY ted bundy pulled off killing over 30 women in 10 years? Because he was a GODDAMN GENIUS and for me to even hold a candle to the liked of his greatness would make me blush with flattery.
>>737889822
Shut the fuck up, let him make mistake so he gets caught quicker.

>>737883452
wanna choke on my dick, fucklord??

>>737889822
Shit.
You're right.

Plan B
>Fake death
>Calling card only

Tell me that's flawed some how.

>>737890046
I see the tard guard let one go

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>>737889822
true, told OP i'd call him a faggot, you're giving me even more evidence of OP being a faggot. OP is either serious and a faggot who'll get caught and none of us hear about him, or hes trolling and a faggot that will have police at his doorstep within a year.

>>737889963

True, you can't fix stupid.
If he thinks he can escape something as funded as the LAPD (probably the most funded asshole force out there)
I should just shut it and watch him get canned.

It would be funnier that way anyway.

>>737883452
how hard do you take it up the ass, fuckteeth?? you fat white bitch

hey op whos your first victim?

>>737890049
Nope. You still got caught. Look, you CAN'T do this, just do what I told you, third world country.

>>737890165
Yeah I was surprised but it's still kind of cool

>>737883452
why would you want to do that?

It's OP here again

I'd like to thank those who are calling me out on my bullshit and letting me know what is wrong with how I intend to go about things.
Using your criticism, I will fine tune my strategy until I deem it suitable for use.
Once again, Danke.

>>737890488
>Once again, Danke.
would you describe your lust for cock in your mouth as a "need??" you insufferably faggy homo??

>>737890488
Show up again in a few years with a GOOD plan.

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>>737890488
hows middleschool?

> I will fine tune my strategy

What a faggot

To add to my alibi should I be caught, I'll visit a killzone before I kill earlier in the day so if DNA is found on a wall or blood on the floor ect. I can say it happened earlier

>>737890488
You're a fucking idiot. Guess what, I hope you like living in a cave and NEVER going to stores or out where there are ANY cameras and NEVER make purchases. If you do any of these things. Yiu just fucked yourself over. Have fun getting caught. I literally dream of killing, but your greatly underestimate the intelligence of investigators. There are SO MANY things that you absolutely CANNOT fuck up while killing that an idiot like you is sure to get caught.

>>737890488
>Danke

If you were Dutch, that's another vector of evidence for the Behavioral Analysis Unit to identify you as an unsub.

Nigger believe me. I have watched Criminal Minds once.

>>737890734
>mfw that accurately describes myself

>>737890752
Hahahhahahhaha

>>737890841
Danke is German
I know virtually no German

>>737890752
Nope, guess what, you still got caught. :) seriously. These PDS hire geniuses to get on the cases of morons like yourself, and I don't mean like 120 iq, I'm talking GENIUSES.

>>737890841
Hey me too man.

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>>737890845
the pic isn't exclusively a face moron

>mfw that accurately describes myself

rlly?

>mfw Im a triggered faggot who can't even impress /b/

>>737890947
I can lie to people and get away with it like no tomorrow

>>737891044
Sure.

>>737890488

If you already had to tune something you are destined for failure.

What are you even trying to gain from this?

Literally you are too stupid to even pull this off, there's a reason ted bundy and actual killers got away with it.

But I'm not going to tell you that, I'll let you fuck yourself over and be a complete retard.

As of now, screen capping and abandoning thread.

>>737891044
Really?

>>737891044
Buddy, you do realize if your victim struggles, and you punch them, they can compare the bruises to the shape and size of your hand to see if you match? Do you not even realize what the fuck you're dealing with?
>>737891111
God I wish I had my personal bundy, he was sexy AF. I wouldn't mind being strangled and raped by the likes of him.

>>737891198
How would you know if he's lying?

>>737891111
Didn't abandon yet, one last thing OP.

Quints don't lie, you will fuck up and get anal rape.

Gonna think about this
Probably will just get off /b/ forever after realizing I am just a wanna be Ted Bundy faggot.
But if I do kill and get away with it, well, I'll have impressed some random anons on 4chan.

>>737891235
Yeah I think it's super hot too

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>>737891317
I don't know because he's so good.

>>737891338
>Quints

>>737891377
I'm proud of you OP. Just remember third world countries exist.

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>>737891377
like i said, you cant and you havent impressed anyone you moron

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>>737891564
im still keking tbh

>>737891742
then you're a walking lobotomy as well

>>737889135
What's he like. Nice or nah?

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but seriously OP.

One sadistic fuck to an obvious cry for help or attention.

heres a few questions for you.

1. do you like pain

2. do you like hurting others

3. does your cock get hard at the thought of killing another?

4. do you think youd like to torture the victim first? savoring every gasp and scream and shriek and cry for help?

if you cant say yes to all of these without hesitation, your a fuck boy.

but in the small chance you arent, ill find a way to give you information on how to find me.

again, call it a social experiment if you will

ive always wondered what it would be like to talk to a serial killer, but given your plans and everything... i fear it wont be the intellectual chat i may find amusing.

but who knows, maybe youll even attempt to kill me.. that might prove to be fun.

all my future posts on any post about halfheart the fuck boy will have this picture

>>737891985
Only met him a few times. He's in a band. Pretty nice. I was kinda young so I don't remember. I think his band is Plastards or something

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>>737891886
the edge

>>737891985
Well think about this, psychopathy is genetic, and recessive, they both grew up in the same shitty environment, they had the same parents, so the simple answer would be, yes, he ACTS nice, but it's likely he's a psychopath as well.
>>737892029
You seem pretty cool bruh. Not OP, but I've always been terrified of killing people because one day you'll kill somebody in the wrong county, and you'll have the FBI up your ass.

>>737892029
I feel this way too sorry to say I wouldn't text it first but I don't think I'm badass enough to take that chance of him trying to kill be I think I'd want it to be someone I know

>>737892324
He's just strange. Probably is fucked in the head. But he was always nice to me. Reminds me of the Doc from back to the Future.

>>737892522
*me sorry super fucked up right now

>>737892617
Sorry to say this, but either now, or n the future, you're going to learn to keep everyone at arms length. They're always "nice" to people until they play you like a pawn in chess, and you learn you've gotta constantly keep an eye over your shoulder.

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>>737892324
>>737892522

its not about being a badass or looking cool.

i simply wish to talk to someone whose mind differs from the rest of humanity.

i would gladly risk my own life to do this if needed.

its partly why im in college taking law courses and such...

>>737892873
Well, obviously. I already said I've only met him a few times. I didn't suck him off and give him keys to my house.

>>737892220
Goddamn, I wish I could find his music online. Idk why, but if it's out there I'm having a real hard time finding it. Do you happen to know if any of the band's music is online, or for purchase somewhere?

>>737892925
I haven't even met you, and yet you seem like somebody a fag like me would like to get intimate with. There's something about the way you type. What are you trying to major in?

>>737893290
They're The Plastards or something. Try looking up The Plastards MAWP

>>737892925
That's not the image you said you'd use.
There's a black line now

>>737892324
nigga I read once years ago that Bundy's brother was gonna continue Ted's killings, or he was the one who orchestrated them in the first. Scarry shit.

>>737892029
>pic related
You are more edgy than OP.
What if I told you most serial killers live in the United States, act like normal people, are young adults/middle aged working memebers of society? They don't want to arouse attention by being some quiet edgelord with a self esteem issue. They want to be more than human, and most don't bother leaving some fucking mark unless they absolutely know what they are doing and what the authorities will do about it and simply want to fuck with them, because they know that they are better than them.

>>737893403
The funny thing is dude, people like him are EVERYWHERE, and they are NOT hard to spot if you know what to look for. The problem is the smart ones who can expertly camouflage themselves. I love psychology.

>>737883700
it probably goes from the lighter color to the color of the actual background

>>737893290
I think this is it.
https://youtu.be/UpJPQ_zs9PA

>>737893355
Shit, you're right I found it with just the band name and not adding in "Bundy". Weird tho, I heard his siblings changed their last names and yet it lists him as "Rich Bundy". Least I know I found the right one! That's cool, thanks again man.

Good luck if you ever see him again tho and that other anon turns out to be right about the genes thing.

Guy who has a difficult time peeling an orange because he recently cut his nails says: "I could totally kill a person if i needed to"

>>737893659
Sweet man, no problem!

>>737893535
DAMN. I'm into true crime but it's pretty low key, so a lot of this stuff I'm not versed in. But I love watching crime shows, so I think about it a lot, but the thought that potential or probable serials killers are all around me, or even maybe I've bumped into one or two.... Pretty chilling. I used to live in a city while a serial killer was operating, but then he was caught the very last time he did it and didn't dump the body. He stabbed girls at nighttime who passed by his hiding spot between two high rock walls where train track was laid. Chilling af

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>>737893348
>>737893395
>>737893494

ill admit the pic is a bit edgy, and trust me i know more about this than im letting on, but truth is OP doesnt, and its easy to tell.

as for the picture i had to alter it a bit to post it again

and aww, id probably fuck you to buddy ;)

as for what im majoring in, well i plan on getting into criminal profiling later on, meeting a serial killer and having a chat with them would be great.

>>737893603
Thank you very much anon!! That's pretty good tbh, sounds like sweet music to hear live in a bar.

You know that 4chan can actually report threads and posts 2 the cops right?

>>737893930
Isn't that dude in the drawing B from the Death Note LA Files manga? I used to own that. He was my fave character in that series back when I was a weeb at 14, and he wasn't even in the anime originally lmao.

That's funny tho, bc B. And this is the /B/ board.

screenshotting incase any shit goes down

If dubs, OP gunna do it

>>737893494
Eventually that mark thing gets the best of them because of their ego, my bro.
>>737893930
Funny thing is, you'll never be able to talk with the best of the best unless something happens that's completely out of their control because those are the ones that NEVER get caught. You'll catch the big fish but never the BIGGEST FISH. You're just like one of my old friends but better. Fuuuuck you're fucking sexy.
>>737893908
Trust me dude, they're Fucking EVERYWHERE. I might be one of them but I'm not really a psychopath. I'm just deranged. As in drilling a hole in your skull and turning you into my Brian damaged fuck doll makes me rock fucking hard deranged. I wish I could get away with it. Maybe one day when I decide I'm done with life. But I doubt that's ever going to happen. But dude seriously psychopaths are hands down some of the SCARIEST people to ever live.

>>737894280
If singles, OP is going to do it

>>737894325
nigga that's some Jeffrey Dahmer shit. I love him, the mannequin thing was just so relatable. I think Jeffrey is pretty /b/ in that sense lol

>>737883452
As long you're not a failure like the serial killer of /co/ i wish you the best.
but my question is
if you ever get caught or you're about to get caught, will you be a hero (killing yourself) or spend a lifetime in jail?

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>>737894429
The jeffrey Dahmer thing, not really into THAT kind of mannequin thing, but seeing someone who was once intelligent and had potential in life turned into a drooling retard only capable of understanding primal pleasures of being raped UNGH FUCK the thought of it just makes my dick diamonds.
As for your question... tbh I don't know man, I probably would fight at first and then just kill myself. Although, I'll never be able to really answer that question because I've never experienced that.
>>737894495
I honestly doubt I will ever go through with it. It's a lot, and I mean, MONTHS, maybe YEARS of stalking and planning if you're gonna get the job done 100 percent right. Even then, the thought of getting caught, humiliated and put into a concrete cell for the rest of my years, God that terrifies me. But once again, remember, I'm no fucking psychopath. I'm just deranged.

>>737894280
Trips

>>737894871
Also, I have come to believe that true aspergers and psychopathy are close cousins. I was diagnosed with aspergers, although I NEVER show symptoms I'm public, nobody even thinks there is anything off about me. But yeah, as a very young child I was (likely wrongly so) diagnosed as an asspie

>>737894871
If you had the option of killing yourself instead of going to jail, idk what you think but I think doing the whole court thing and giving your fans and psychologists a lot of content and pictures of yourself and interviews and things like that would be reeeaaally fun. As long as you accepted your impending suicide.

>>737894871
>deranged
I get it, but be honest, with this would you rather die in a shooting with the cops or getting killed in the jail or be a hero?

>>737895205
Well how old were you when you were diagnosed, or at least what year was it in? I think there was a period of time coming out of the 90s were they felt the need to give every kid an autism spectrum diagnosis and medicate them lol

>>737895219
For this to happen you would have to kill (I believe) mostly women, so you can get a lot more attention.

Original OP here.
Take a look at how this poser is writing.
I write like this.
NOT this.>>737894871

>>737883452
Stfu faggot, I bet your retarded ass that I'll get a much bigger confirmed kill count then your bitch ass, eat my shorts.

>>737895580
Ok OP would you please then answer my question?>>737894495

>>737895539
Why mostly women?

Can we be best friends

>>737895673
Because men dies all the time, but when it comes to murder a woman, the media, feminist and almost everyone starts paying attention.

>>737895734
I want in on this

>>737895669
Suicide.
Before I'd kill myself, I'd carve my logo into my own chest.
One last victim of Halfheart

>>737895219
Holy shit you're right. Tell you what, I like you a fuck ton. All that fame. Maybe one day if I ever feel like I'm ready to pour my heart and soul into it, I'll go through. I owe it all to you my friend! And honestly, I would love to know myself what's wrong with me but I can NEVER let ANYONE know about this except for on this board because it's anonymous and the fbi doesn't really give a shit about some faggot saying he's gonna do shit.
>>737895378
Honestly I think I would go to jail now
>>737895444
Early 2000s.
>>737895580
No fucking shit. I don't want anything to do with a retard scumbag like you
>>737895734
:D

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>>737894209

i dont know, i took it off google images

>>737894325

true, like jack the ripper and a couple others, but id be able to talk to dumbasses like john wayne gacey that mess up and get caught

- however jack the rippers identity has been narrowed down to a few people, even evidence of an artist that was obsessed with the ripper killings supposedly, and his stationary matched that which jack himself supposedly wrote on

>>737884123
Someone screenshot this thread.

>>737895842
Fuck I would love to meet you. Would you ever be my accomplice?

>>737883909
San Francisco phone number ay?

>>737895805
Thank you, that's kinda a poetic death if you ask me.

Can I ask you another one? if yes this is my question:
Your first kill, is gonna be a woman or man? please give details like age and reason

>>737895828
Take a look at the rest of my replies near the start of the thread.
Someone commented I type like William Shatner.
I replied with pleasure.

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Stop it. Go get some help. Therapeutic help not help in the killing. You get the point edgy MCfuck.

>>737895828
Fuck off impostor

>>737883452
Op you are one colllossal fuckwit. Just wanted you to know that. Love from Straya

>>737895970
I have a friend who I'm obsessed with.
I'll follow her around, find the first guy that fucks with her, and give him what he deserves for messing with a goddess like herself.

>>737896237
Wish I had a friend like you

>>737895828
Fuck yeah, I love 4chan for this reason.

Just make sure to make copies of any tapes you might make, or any journals you do or any harddrives with content you want us to see bc nothing bums me out more than the Basement Tapes not ever being released, and the fact that Eric and Dylan mentioned they should probably make copies and send them out to news stations and then DIDN'T, or Adam Lanza's harddrive with the child porn script he made, and all the files he made with facts about himself and people he likes, etc etc. I know those are shooters, but same thing; true crime people, and of course psychologists and criminology students, love content. Any fans you pick up, and we'll definitely be some if shit goes down bc that's legendary af, will carry your memory on through the content you leave behind.

Idk if you know about how tcc columbine shooter fans crucified an author of a book about Eric and Dylan that was mostly non-factual, but it'll sorta be like that.

>>737883452
how much daytime television do you watch you fucking faglord. Go shove the box set of Dexter up your fat asshole and die from rectal trauma

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>>737895943

just curious but m or f? it doesnt matter but your starting to peak my curiosity, most people freak when they hear i want to meet a serial killer or something.

i just want to be able to form an idea of what to expect should we meet somehow whether it be fortunate or not


however im not sure about being an accomplice to something

>>737895842
Ted Cruz is to the Zodiac Killer, as (blank) is to Jack the Ripper.

>>737896485
I'd doubt it.
I'm awkward as hell, hate most social interaction, can't connect with anybody but people like her, and hate everyone who isn't her.
It's almost 100% likely I hate you, but you do humor me.

>>737896636
Dexter was a good series. The intro was cute.

>>737896672
How about you decide?
I won't release my real name, gender, address, age or any other personal info, so how about /b/ decides who I am?
Can't wait to see the new me.

>>737883670
grill?

>>737895782
I agree, I love fantasizing about strangling and beating blonde women. They have to be blonde. Not trying to be edgy, but I just have an overwhelming erg to hurt people. God I need help, I really really want to kill someone. Yet I just want a normal fucking life. Should I just kill myself. Please I'm too afraid to go to a therapist and they lock me in an asylum. Fuck I hate myself.

>>737896672
I am a male in my late teens. (I am 18/19 B4 u call for mods)
I probably would come on to you provided you aren't a fatass or ugly as fuck because you are SO SEXY. I am quite in shape myself although I'm not ripped, I have more of a powerlifter (big arms, round stomach) build. I would probably be depressed if you rejected me. You're a bright one, and there aren't many like you.

>>737896974
Maybe

>>737897046
snapchat for nudes pls

>>737896804
I don't know I'm nice to everyone like really nice I find your situation hot that's why I want to know someone like his not necessarily you, I feel like I may know one I was thinking about hitting him up and showing him this

>>737897037
Not who you're talking to but what do you think is ugly as hell? Cause like, people say Dylann Roof ugly but I think he's cute af

>>737897136
*someone like this not that you're necessarily uncool or anything , it's the situation itself I don't want to be a replacement I want to be the original like her

>>737897215
Show this to whom ever you like.
Also, tell me your first name and the first three letters of your last name.
Just in case.

I love music, that's all I have to say...

>>737896672
And in regards to what social interaction would be like, in front of others I probably wouldn't say much because I'm not a big talker. I'd probably just be trying to get us to a dark quiet place. I mean I can be social but I prefer not to be
>>737897185
By ugly.... hm to give you an idea, bundy is 9.5 out of 10, dylan is a 8 (physically he's a 6), Eric is a 8 overall.

>>737883452
Literally move to 3rd world country and start with prostitutes, fuck your halheart whatever edgy name and become 2017's new Jack the Ripper

>>737883452
you don't have the balls to kill anything but a defenseless animal and that's all your good for faggot.
Would you ever kill only the bad people and leave all the goo----
NO you would not because you're no Dexter and you're not going to kill anyone you fucking queer

>>737896987
I understand this I wanted to advertise as this kind of psych but how would someone like you ever trust it when I myself don't ?

>>737897119
>this dumb faggot

>>737897349
Dylon Nig

OP here
Just letting you know I won't kill the following:
Girls with glasses
Girls with short hair
Diabetics
Veterans
Anons
Kekistanis
Retards
People like me

>>737896672
Also if I really like somebody and I know they feel the same I won't do a lot, I'll just look at you In the eyes for long periods of time. That's what I did with all my previous partners, some it would creep out, some would like.

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>>737897376
yea, i dont much care for social pleasantries myself, while i can talk to people easily im usually quite and listen and observe everything, i do make comments here and there but thats about it, unless im talking to someone i like

as far as a dark quiet place, are you trying to kill me, or perhaps your the type to get close and lull someone into a false sense of security just to see the look of betrayal in their eyes.

or you could be harmless, hard to tell over the net

>>737897349
You wouldn't be able to find me off that >>737897722
Almost said you shouldn't because you might accidentally kill a /b/ tard hahaha

>>737897722
then what fucking good are you
I think I'd like a go at you tbh you sound like some fedora wearing fat fuck who suddenly got a little antsy pantsy and wanted to show off his new "edge"

>>737897815
It's not to find you.
it's so if by some astronomically impossible twist of fate our paths cross and I don't kill you by accident.

>>737897799
No, I genuinely like you. There's just something about you, buddy, I'm not a paychopath, I'm deranged, don't get me mixed up, I can empathize, I just don't most of the time. What build are you?

>>737897622
how's that samefagging going you creepy fedora wearing FAT FUCK

>>737897841
I have standards.
Won't kill anyone who isn't equally matched or a challenge.
Also won't kill people like my friend.

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>>737897376
What does that mean, 8 but 6 in terms of physical. Like 8 as in personality?

And yeah I think Eric is fiiiiiiiiine too

>>737898007
Guess again

>>737897987
confirmed OP is a schizophrenic samefagging his own thread on multiple devices

>>737898008
that, I can respect
carry on and murder well
don't leave evidence
blah

>>737898061
5'10' manlet who works out too much and doesn't put on muscle in the right places

>>737883452
Neat, I want to play, too. :(

>>737898116
You are mocking me.

Nope

>>737898024
Got that right.
>>737897799
Continuing on what I was saying earlier, I do what you described but why would I lie over the internet on an anonymous image board? I'm not gonna lie, I got screws loose, but love is in my dictionary.
>>737898065
Fuck off.

>>737898175
I am pushing you to murder you useless FUCK
GO MAKE GLORY OR SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>737898205
>Fuck off.
the truth stings...

>>737883452
Half heart? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's the biggest faggot name for a serial killer I have ever heard! You could have picked anything for your name but you picked that! Hahahahahahahaha

>>737898212
When the time comes.
I'm not ready yet.
I need to perfect my strategy.

>>737883452
Post your pussy with a timestamp please.

>>737898247
Sure buddy.
>>737898289
If you commit the crime, be ready to get caught.

>>737898278
He'd be more cool and famous if he became known for shoving machetes up every victims anus.
"The Shish-Kabober Strikes Again"

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>>737897987

im in shape, not body builder type, athletic i guess?

i love going for runs and such

since you gave your age range ill give you mine 20-25

>>737898278
I could make the pride flag drive fear into the hearts of children should I desire to.
Watch who you may be talking to.

>>737898334
No

>>737898289
it can never be perfect, you can only do your best to get as many as you can before time's up
it's like suicide, but more fun
>>737898350
>Sure buddy.
find me....... I want to fight you.

>>737898376
HNNNG FUCK I hope we run into each other some day. You got a pretty face like the boy in your pic?

>>737898383
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry mr halfhead I forgot how strong u are with your mighty powers of fqggotry

>>737898175
Both society and those who belittle it mock you.
Stop being a edge-lord you beta cuck.

>>737898376
>and then the two gothic freak shows who stay inside all day fell in love, and they REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'd at one another all throughout the internets.

>>737898289

Why does it take "about a year" to perfect a strategy. Are you fucking retarded?

>>737898460
Freaky fem boy who likes to cut himself confirmed

>>737898506
At least I can spell faggot properly

>>737898363
"
Snizz-kabober" for puss and that thing you said. Wakka-wakka.

>>737898525
>he doesn't have enough saran wrap for his cool Dexter room

>>737898574
my nigger

>>737898376
What skeletons do you have in your closet? I'm curious.
>>737898522
Kek, ironically I like hiking through the woods but I found this funny nonetheless.
>>737898561
You mean me? Dude, I'm 220 pounds with 18 inch biceps, I couldn't be a femboy even if I tried.

>>737898614
No wrap needed.
Kill wherever I feel like it.
Leave place messy for the cameras and CSI units

>>737898570
Kek r u crying right now mr serial killer?

>>737898614

No kidding. You can build a house in a year by yourself. This cunt can't plan and execute a kill. Wtf.

>Fuck off
Poor OP.
Uses multiple devices to talk to himself.

Are the middle school kids calling you names?

>>737898692
Haven't cried since I saw the movie "The Postman"
That shit was top kek nigga.

>>737898719
Epic trole.

>>737898719
Only using shitty laptop.

>>737898763
I agree that movie totally fucked Costners career

You are not special. Please go outside.

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>>737898675

i doubt youd believe me if i told you.

idk, this girl ive known for awhile gets pissy when i say im ugly, so i guess

however im not gothic, sorry, i love classical music to like beethoven and ill listen to lindsey stirling occasionaly, however a nice piano piece to listen to is hammerklavier ;)

>>737883452

Halfheart sounds like a dumb movie about a dragon.

Rethink your shit