I'm thinking about getting a shotgun and anon hero'ing,

Don't go yet. There's still some life for you to live.

>>737881727

.410 gauge right to the front of the face, works everytime

>>737881727
A shotgun, regardless of gauge, will be enough.

No feels, be a man. If she fucked you, she'll forever be bitchface.

Have some Pantera. Grow a pair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM

>>737881727
12, cheap and effective.

>>737882516
That what I was thinking. Lightweight, cheap, shorter than a .12, very effective.

>>737881727
just go to bed and sleep it off op.

and don't be such a fucking asshole in the future, and start these made up threads.

In the mouth pointed upwards towards that part of your brain that controls muscle movements, forget what it's called, should be pretty much instantaneous loss of consciousness with a death quick to ensue.

Shotgun gets messy. Get a helium tank and a C-PAP mask.

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44 mag revolver

>>737885669
Parietal Lobe/Cerebral cortex. Basically dead-center.

>>737886343
I would point it at about a 45 degree angle upwards with the barrel between my teeth.

>>737885669
My uncle was a coroner his whole career. Don't do the mouth. Up against the eye and point slightly inward. Last you want is to survive and attempt with a fucked up neck

>>737886799
This actually does not sound like a bad idea BUUUUUUUT the chance of survival with this is higher than if you shoot accurately like I said. If you suck at aiming, that's another story.

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when i was little, my mom always made me chocolate milk at breakfast before school. She never put enough chocolate syrup in it though. Now she's gone and i still make my chocolate milk with half as much syrup. It tastes bad but it still reminds me of her.

>>737887056

But....but with a 12 gauge......

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>>737881727
You'll fuck it up and live life looking like this asshole

>>737881727

By all means I don't care if you blow your brains out, it's quick and easy. Just don't do it over a chick, cause that's fuckin lame as shit, your legacy would be shit across the board.

>>737887283
in that case I'm pretty sure I'd be more resolved than ever to end my life.

>>737881727
lmfao hurt over a women. kys chump they are all the same.

To kill yourself is the ultimate act of disrespect towards yourself. It is telling yourself "screw you" everyone was right about you, you are nothing to me. To kill yourself is to murder yourself. I don't understand why anyone would have the lack of self respect or self love to consider suicide seriously. If there's any hope you have somewhere deep down inside of you I challenge you to follow that and ask yourself "Is my story done yet?" "Is it time for me to end my life yet?".

>>737887440
I needed that, thanks anon.

>>737887683
Don't forget it. Anon. Of all the people in my life you and the people on this website were the only people closest to knowing who I am. So you're welcome.

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>>737881727
>also feels thread, what's her name /b/ story?

Her name is everyone.

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Please don't roast me for what I'm about to say. I just need to get some things off my chest about a girl, THE girl. Fuck I'm already crying.

I know we can't see each other all the time and I know that were wildly different but that doesn't mean I love you any less. Don't beat yourself up because you had to ask me out. I was planning on killing myself and I didn't want to risk hurting you in think the process because of how important you were and are to me. You aren't perfect and again I dont want you to hate yourself for that, especially when I spend so much of my time thinking and dreaming about you. You don't need to worry that I'm more attracted to blondes, or that I don't like anything about you, you don't need to tell yourself that I'm better than you and you really don't have to try and workout as much as I do. I love you the way you are. I love you for being there when I need to talk, even for how innocent and cute your kinks are, I love you for bothering to waste time with me. I love the way your lips look on cold days, the way your eyes reflect light, and the way your ears bounce when you laugh, The slight rythme in the way you talk, and the feeling you give me when you smile. I wish I could tell you this face to face, but I know how depressing it would be and I know that there's no way we could meet in your current situation. I just badly want to be able to hold you again. I can't express how the feeling of being isolated from you makes me feel. I want to kiss your lips and I want to run my hands through your hair and just feel you there next to me. I want to be there for you when you cry and if possible I want to be there so you don't cry again. Stop hating yourself, I love you and when its you hurting yourself I don't know what else to do but sit here 4000miles away from you and our favorite places and cry in the dark thinking about all the things I would do if I were there and all the reasons you give me not to end it all.

>what's her name
If you would kill yourself over a woman you're the biggest faggot I can imagine

>>737881727
probably anything as long as it's aimed right. you want to aim at right about the same area as a jew would but his yamulka. otherwise, you might just blow off most of your face and your prefrontal cortex but keep your life

>>737889542
There's no such thing as THE girl. There are over 7 billion people on this earth idiot.

>>737890867
no, but it can feel like the remaining 7 some billion want nothing to do with you.

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why kill urself with a shotgun?
Why dont niggas use Fentanyl or helium tank

>>737890973
That's what I was faced with before her.
If any of you had seen me in that time you would've asked me why I bothered to breathe.

>>737891247
Too much time to change your mind.
Too much time to regret your decision.

>>737891264
I tell people that, that it would be easier if I just killed myself. they always tell me that I have so much to live for. I can't believe them, the only thing that I find worth living for is completely out of my reach.

Some bitch who screwed you over isn't worth killing yourself over. I know /b/ can sometimes be edgelords saying kill yourself faggot, but like legit anon.

Been there myself and she royally fucked me over mentally for years. The time in my life where I decided to give up all together was when I found my current GF.

We've been together 5 years now and the old relationship that used to matter where I wanted to an hero was no where near as good as what I have now. Don't give up.

>>737884514
:(

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>>737881727
>what's her name /b/ story?
Since you asked,
Krista you were my only real love and a true friend

>what kind of alcohol are you drinking?
Keystone ice as always.

That night I held you.
>knowing you were safer with me then anyone else
I felt so happy and complete again.
It felt like all the hatred and misery that was inside of me was calmed, small, and irrelevant. Like I was given some type of respite in this cruel world.
>For a moment the beast inside of me was calmed.
Then like that, back to hell

>>737892412
what if one cant even get to that point, if tried to put myself in situations where i'll get a chance to meet people. i can't make friends in the adult world. it seems like people rely on their connections that they made in high school, i didnt make any so i'm stuck with the 2 friends i have while they gradually push me out of their lives in favor of people who are able to talk to people

>>737883501

>cheap

Nigger, youre killing yourself. Why do you care about the cost?

My friend who was a recovering acholoic relapsed tonight. I didnt think she was gonna do it but her friends tempted her and I for the first time felt broken and upset. I told her not to drink but she said she needed to do it. When she drinks, she gets drunk so damn bad that I'm worried about her a lot. I guess I caught feelings for her but I know she sees me as a friend. I just hope she's safe and not in any harm

>>737881727
Don't do it, there's still plenty of us that care for you

>>737881727
pull your head out of your ass and live
dont just exist, but go really live. stop being a pussy

>>737892979
Obviously he's killing himself because he's poor lonely gay and autistic.

>>737881727
would the explosion regardless of the gauge be enough to kill?

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>>737881727
I'm in the same boat. Instead of blowing my brains out, I decided to have fun, and have a slow suicide. Drinking, smoking, and gambling. Buying an escort every week. Don't care where I end up. I'm in that shit hole Vegas every couple weeks, to see it through.

Had a great marriage. Now my wife hates me. I have a burn out, pot head step son millennial cuck, that will never make anything of himself beyond chef at Wendy's.

So FML, But I'm going to burn it having fun.

>>737893120
>>737893127
Upper middle class Facebook "i love traveling. Life is great." posters.

>>737893127
for anyone with a brain capable of memorizing anything, can actually feel anything, and has lived, just existing is the smartest choice.

>>737893315
the memories fade and eventually vanish when enough pain is endured

When I was 18 (31 now) I was in the military, shit was going downhill. I didn't have much friends, Co's gave me alot of shit, I was on an island in the middle of no where...

I was on post one night feeling depressed, had my gun in one hand and my phone is the other just staring at both. For about an hour I contemplated killing myself, even had the gun to my head for a couple mins thinking about pulling the trigger. The only thing that was going through my head was thinking how my family and friends back home would react.

Life is hard and fucked up but you know what? It's all on how you perceive things. If I had killed myself that day I would have missed out on an amazing life that I've had. Good friends, a job I can say I truly like, bring able to go to a rage against the machine concert, having sex.

It's ok to feel like shit, we are human it's an emotion that's within all of us. People care about you, it may not seem like it but you affected someone in a way that made them better.

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>>737881727
Shotguns, or guns in general are terrible for this. Most of the time you lean to one side (or back) or press too hard and move it, and just end up blowing part of your face off. Not worth that risk.

It just easier to not do it anon.

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>>737894254

torn between two women, loving gf of 3 years and sexy coworker that wants to fuck my brains out. Getting it off my chest doesn't really help, but I felt like Id share anyway. Might as well contribute.

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i miss her /b/ :(

>>737894254
Fuck you Matt

>>737895517
lucky you, at left you can get a gf and a sex object

>>737881727
Ellen. Johnny Walker, black. Still here OP? How are you doing since 2h ago?

>>737895876
I guess. But Im afraid of never experiencing anything other than one pussy or losing the one person that could truly ever love me as much as she does.