Why do you American retards call it the fourth of July (the English

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>>737846764
Kill yourself

>>737846764
> waaaah why do burgers have to do everything in a different special way
> waaaah why do you do thos one single thing the same
Make up your mind fag. Either shit bait or you need to find something more meaningful to bitch about.
I'm off to barbeque and set off explosives

>>737847235

>not sure if troll or trollol

>>737847235
Not bitching about anything. It just seems backwards, and I'd like some kind of explanation, if you please.

>>737846764
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>>737846764

We say both... no one really cares.

>>737846764
You bait is weak, your shitposts are mere skidmarks. Gitgud fagg

We say it both ways retard. You're literally triggered by how often we use a dating format. kys

>>737847844
You've been independent for a while now, I believe, yet you still can't work out, as a nation, how to say the date. And you call me the retard. No wonder your country's fucked.

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>>737846764

>>737847844
>We say it both ways retard.
Both stupid and MuriKKKan!

>>737846764
It is called forth of July because on the fourth day on the month of July we celebrate independance.
Fourth of July also just rolls off the tongue better than July fourth. July fourth sounds like some movie sequel.

>Country is being invaded by sandniggers
>Bombings every week
>Americans are dumb because they use two variations to pronounce their independence day
How's it feel knowing your country cares more about how Americans write the date than it does about being a terrorist stronghold?

>>737846764
July forth sounds like a date
Forth of July sounds like a holiday
You fucking faggot foreigner

>>737848577
You spell like a Scotsman. And no true Scotsman would be caught dead here.

>>737846764
it's quite simple... fuck you

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What? Couldn't hear you over the loudness of freedom...what did you say?

>>737846764
Because we freeed ourselves from British rule, and they call it "the fourth of July".

It's the longest running troll in history.

>>737846764
Because that's how we used to talk because, surprise surprise, America started out as a British colony, or rather a collection of 13 British colonies. When the holiday came about, we said it that way, but we don't know, and besides, it sounds more special when you say it differently.

>>737846764
Interesting shit

>>737849025
Sounds like illunimati stuff to me.

>>737846764
Is it not the fourth "of" july? It can be said either way. Take the stick out of your ass.

>>737846764
Remember remember the fifth of November. Op you're a fucking moron. Get educated before you insult an entire country.

Why does the rest of the world care more about my country's holidays than I do?

fuck u bitch USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA NIT DONALD TRUMP BUT I LOVE MY COUNTRY oh shit forgot the caps were on

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>>737846764
>Why don't yanks apply logic?
Gee mate, what could it be?

>>737846764
we may say it however we want, eurofag. technically it is correct to say 4th of July or July 4th, and that goes for any date on the calendar.

>>737849829
I'm Canadian, you cuck.

I don't know why you eurofucks think we're so stupid when you have just as many idiots over there.

I've seen Jeremy Kyle and Judge Rinder.

>>737849954
Canuck cuck

>>737849954
you said "the English way to say it" so i figured you were from the UK.

>>737849775
i'd write
>niggers tongue my anus
if school ever asked me to write some faggot shit such as this

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>>737850123

>>737849954
why are you talking shit, canuck? your country is just like ours lol.

put a canadian and an american in a room and ask someone to tell you which is which.

>>737850066
No, you fucking moron. English is the name of the language that you butcher everyday.

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>>737850273
>your country is just like ours lol
Not even Canadian, but no it isn't fatty.

>>737850273
It doesn't matter. I'll always know.

>>737850273
the inbred hick retard jerking his cock into his gun while i bang his girlfriend? i wonder who is who

>>737846764
That's a dumb question. Back when we gained independence we were still using the same dialect as England. If you ask a Marine what the birthday of the Marine Corps is they would tell you 10 November 1775.

>>737846764
we actually say both.

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>>737848939

>freedom
>usa

Pick one

>>737850371

meh even though our obesity rate is high, it's mostly clustered into the deep south and parts of the midwest where eating gigantic dinners and breakfasts is common.

where i live there are a lot of fit people.

Trolling the rest of the world since 1776

>>737849169
>it sounds more special when you say it differently.
Special being the operative word.

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>>737850371

Mfw Mexican are more American than American want to believe

>>737849775
Man i had to do a fake Instagram page for the Founding Fathers for my 8th grade History class. That shit right there will be the reason that the American youth is fucked

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>>737850633
sure thing chubby

>>737849680
because nobody cares about theis

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>>737850633

Sure sure

>>737850273
>put a canadian and an american in a room and ask someone to tell you which is which
Aus here, can confirm basically the same

>>737850797
i'm 145 lbs.

>>737850267
Shit like this makes me want to outlaw religion entirely.

Is there any country in the world in which religion is straight up banned? I will move there. I don't care if they speak Russian either.

>>737850627
>bin that knife lads!

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>>737850948

Rest of the word count in Kilo so...

>>737850267
lol this is from a sunday school at a church.

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>>737850948
>yankilo's
ok lad

>>737850633
This. Outside of St. Louis, the Midwest is a cesspool of morbidly obese Jesus fanatics, and the South is basically that x10 with southern drawls.

God kill me if I ever have to live in the South again.

>>737850948
American here.

obesity is pretty spread out. sure it may be more common in the south, but not because of "huge breakfasts and dinners". wherever you live must be full of 20-somethings. so I'm going to guess you live in portland.

>>737851042
65.78 kilograms.

>>737847527
well , it just sounds better

>>737848476
This must have hit home for b8 ano. Cause he isn't replying

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>>737851005

>think freedom is muh gun and muh knife

Sure you are american

>>737851131
no, i actually live in a retirement town in northern nevada. not reno.

>>737851244
is reno a retirement town?

ITT:
Americunts once again, proving beyond all doubt that they do not, and never will understand irony.
Or pronounce it for that matter.

>>737848406
Hahaha

>>737846764
>fourth of July
because it's not the 3rd or the 5th

You make a good point

>>737851309
carson city. about a half hour south of reno.

reno is a tourist destination full of niggers and spics.

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ITT : everyone getting bait

why are my ads on 4chan all about fucking japanese women ? I'm not american and feel in no way strongly attracted to american fetishes

>>737850315
>Butcher
You know that there is dialect right?

American English can also be Old British English since thats what we got it from. British English comes from the Elite British that never went to the Americas.

>>737851413
o....k..... yeah... I know it's a tourist spot. that's why it was confusing when you mentioned reno.

>>737851462
what else is there to do on 4chan besides fight with trolls?

>>737851413
>carson city
the capital of NV

>>737851533
>that's why it was confusing when you mentioned reno.

well i said "not reno"

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>>737851400

>7/4/17
>Not the 7th of April
>Mfw

>>737846764
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>737851575

yup. good job buddy.

>>737850315
pretty much this
>>737851529
American English has changed less than the British English since the 1700s. also dialects. like seriously gonna talk about people butchering the language and you got cockneys running around the street?

>>737851629
Fucking newfag

>>737851609
reno's not the only city in NV. and I doubt it would be mistaken for a "retirement town" whatever that means.

>>737850315
it's called a dialect. we'll speak however we see fit. it's our culture, not yours, so if you don't like it then stay up there.

>>737851629
>>737851858
classic

>>737851808
>cockneys running around the street?
>cockneys
I'm from Nova Scotia, you taint, not fucking Mary Poppins.

>>737846764
Why do you britbongs accept hordes of radical muslims into your country and let them take over entire neighborhoods and instill sharia law? One of those mysteries of life I guess

>>737852018
and? cockneys don't exist in reality?

>>737851621
I don't know why when he greatest country the world has ever seen prefers to call it the fourth of July, instead of some obscure terminology, that anyone would care.

>>737851913
why are you being such a pedant? quit it.

>>737852086
See >>737852018
Also, I believe you're talking shit.

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>>737852018
>nova scotia

>>737851913
>retirement town
it means that people retire there you fucking faggot

>>737846764
>why do americans still speak english (the English way to say it) this seems especially fuckwitted

>>737851913
a retirement town is a town that people typically go after they retire.

lots of old people in other words.

how is this not obvious?

>>737851808
Isn't Cockney the American English?

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>>737852086

>usa invaded by Jews
>thinks Muslim are the problem

Sure thing dude

>>737852471
no cockney is what gutter trash in the UK speak.

>>737847527
Fuck you, there's your explanation.

>>737852101
oh c'mon, I have a cock and I have a knee

>>737846764
Probably because its a historical term that dates back to when Americans and British people spoke similarly?

>>737852354
Eff. Oh. Key. Say. Oh. Eff. Fuck off.

What about cinco de mayo?

>>737852442
I see what you did there. Nice.

>>737852507
Ahh. Our version is Rednecks

>>737852717
No it isn't. Cockney is a London dialect, spoken pretty much exclusively in London.

>>737852599
Si, the Mexicalis know how to speak proper English.

>>737852860
You never heard a Redneck speak have you

>>737852961
Is that sarcasm?

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>>737850371
if country not there like vietnam does it mean vietnam less fat than japan

>>737853229
Si ꖅ